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IMF Announces Receipt Of Bail Out Request From Portugal: "First We Take Your Money Gringos..."

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Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:15 | 1150945 Yen Cross
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Then we take your cabeza!

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:19 | 1150970 bankrupt JPM bu...
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Nothing to see here, its all a conspiracy...OWEbama told me change was coming, I'll be patient.



Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:22 | 1150994 Ahmeexnal
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Does anyone here know that Mr. Strauss-Kahn is leading the polls for the elections in France?






And you still don't know who is to blame for America's financial woes???

With "friends" like France...who needs enemies!


Fri, 04/08/2011 - 16:02 | 1151148 Robert Neville
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Wonderful! The IMF is run by a French socialist.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 16:07 | 1151172 Rodent Freikorps
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Isn't everything?

At least French-ish?

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:32 | 1151645 IQ 145
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 Yes, he feels a lot of compassion for poor people in poor countries who have already spent four times what they could possibly pay in the next eight years, so he just can't wait for a chance to pay all their bills for them. This is very easy for him, because he's going to use your money. The IMF is a disease.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 16:27 | 1151271 GDE
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Don't trust this poll. We still wonder how they came to these results. Marine Le Pen is more popular than him and the socialists are not pleased at all by the guy.


The system wants Strauss-Kahn but they will have a hard time to convince the French to vote for a new Sarkozy. They'll probably rig the elections to make him win.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 02:20 | 1152904 svoboda59
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They still remenber US default on their obligations

in the late 60s.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 00:06 | 1152750 Bananamerican
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"First We Take Your Money Gringos..."

that's kind of a funny line to hear in mexifornia

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:15 | 1150949 iDealMeat
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Columbus..  You can have America back..  We fucked it all up..


Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:31 | 1151025 Sudden Debt
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Sorry, no refunds. YOU TOUCH IT, YOU BUY IT!!


But we do swap things. I can give you 1 Greece and a Ireland for the state of New York and Spain for the state of California. You can keep the rest.



Fri, 04/08/2011 - 16:27 | 1151270 iDealMeat
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Done..  You do know that California does come w/ a $28B black hole that continues to suck in FRNs right??

Looking forward to visiting Barcelona again.. That place was pretty cool.


Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:13 | 1150950 A Man without Q...
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This was on the wires yesterday.  Since all nations are broke, the IMF wants to borrow directly from the markets.....   Smells like NWO to me...


UPDATE: IMF Wants Ability To Tap Financial Markets



(Adds report details, background)

WASHINGTON (AFP)--The International Monetary Fund has asked member nations to consider allowing it to borrow directly from financial markets in time of severe crisis, according to an document published Thursday.

"There may be circumstances where it is either necessary, or preferable on effectiveness grounds, to augment significantly the Fund's own resources," the IMF said in a report dated March 23.

"While in 2009-2010 it was possible to do so by turning to member countries, the process took time and may not always be politically feasible," it said.

Instead, establishing the means to borrow from the markets at short notice to supplement its existing resources "could be worth exploring," it said.

The publication of the report came one day after Portugal, struggling with a debt crisis, said it would seek aid from the European Union. On Thursday, Portugal still hadn't approached the IMF for assistance.

In the middle of the global financial crisis in 2009 the IMF sought to triple its resources to broaden lending capacity.

While it was able to garner pledges from the Group of 20 major economies, it only managed to meet that goal in March this year.

The "usable resources" of the crisis lending account for medium and high-income countries today totals $671 billion, the highest level since the IMF was founded more than 60 years ago.

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Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:19 | 1150981 oogs66
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I saw this, I think they are scared the U.S. won't give them money when they ask for it so they want to prefund based on promises from the governments.  Actually I think the U.S. and some bankers told them to do this so that we don't have to face the issue directly and the bankers can collect some additional placement fees.  So EFSF and IMF borrow money to save the sovereigns that support them.  I bought Animal Farm and 1984 to read this weekend.  Can't decide which to read first. 

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 16:00 | 1151142 Blotsky
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Sat, 04/09/2011 - 08:31 | 1153087 justanotherday
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Both. Also read "Politics and the English Language." Tyranny begins with changing the meaning of words to change(disrupt) thought, logic and reason.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 00:14 | 1152764 PulauHantu29
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Just think of the Fat Commissions the Underwriters will get...of course Wall Street Banks recommended this vehicle....think Profits....Bonuses....Fat Stuff a la the Broken Down Donkeys (Middle Class Taxpayers). It makes "doing God's work" a hell of a lot more fun!

"Why steal Less, when you can steal More."

Wall Street Mantra

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:16 | 1150952 nobusiness
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Congress cant find 6 Billion to cut, but billions to the IMF no problem.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:19 | 1150972 Yen Cross
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Hell, they can't even launch a space shuttle!

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:38 | 1151045 Sudden Debt
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Just invade Germany and take home the smart guys and maybe they can build you a new one?

And if that doesn't fly, just rent some from the russians. I've heard they give you a sweat deal on the gas usage if you rent 5 rockets.


Fri, 04/08/2011 - 16:29 | 1151287 Yen Cross
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Rocket rentals. That sounds like a new extreme sport. I need 12 of them. Hint Hint!

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:00 | 1151464 NidStyles
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Hmm, 12 rockets, 12 Federal Reserve suppositories.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 18:43 | 1151863 Yen Cross
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Repositories/Suppositories LMAO GOOD ONE!

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:35 | 1151038 Sudden Debt
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Haven't you ever heard the saying:



I think it's written on the statue of liberty or something...


Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:14 | 1150953 AldoHux_IV
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Time to stop funding this terrorist organization of economic hacks and morons-- talk about the epitome of centrally planned bullshit.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:14 | 1150956 slow_roast
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Can I get citizenship in exchange?  They might be better off in 10 years since they know how to live poorly in Portugal; it was only ~10 years ago.  Lovely country with lovely people.  I'd move there.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:39 | 1151050 Sudden Debt
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Just send 50$ to Obama via Western Union and you'll get your card.

He's Nigerian so you can trust him!


Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:37 | 1151666 IQ 145
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 Whoa, you're up on the cam today; I think he's a Kenyan, but they all look the same to me.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:17 | 1150958 TheGreatPonzi
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Question: why would seemingly libertarian States like Hong Kong or Singapore engage in the bailout farce? 

Put in other words, what does a State earn when he participates to the IMF?

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:39 | 1151054 Sudden Debt
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They get these real cool membership badges which help you to score with the kinky chicks at Hooters ;)



Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:45 | 1151069 strenue
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Um. Singapore is not libertarian. Try and buy a car there. Or spit on the sidewalk. No liberty.

Sat, 04/09/2011 - 00:16 | 1152768 PulauHantu29
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Participation in the IMF earns you a right to enter the "Win the Medal of Freedom" badge.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:16 | 1150961 Clueless Economist
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I advocate $4 Trillion in additional stimulus to pay for shovel ready jobs and the bailout of Portugal.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:42 | 1151059 long juan silver
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Fri, 04/08/2011 - 16:56 | 1151455 EvlTheCat
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So you are the SOB who keeps sending that to me!

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:18 | 1150962 oogs66
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Does this not count under the debt ceiling?  Does the average American have any clue that while we are about to shut down our government, we are funding a government that already rejected austerity measures?  

This seems beyond bizarre!

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:25 | 1151008 DonutBoy
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Calm down oogs66.  These aren't the droids you're looking for.  Move along.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:43 | 1151063 sdmjake
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Fri, 04/08/2011 - 17:09 | 1151540 Dabale arroz a ...
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Don't worry, you are not alone. Spain, not knowing what to do do with its infinite wealth, has decided to generously contribute with 5 billion euros.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 18:05 | 1151758 IQ 145
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 There's an old spanish expression that "God is merciful to fools"; I hope it's true.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:18 | 1150966 pirea
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"The IMF, whose number one source of funding is you, dear US taxpayer, has just received a bailout request from Portugal."

They are fictional money not US Taxpayer.

It is a long time since taxpayer money means nothing, 1971.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:17 | 1150968 falak pema
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what is this denominated in $, K$, M$ ?????? what time frame does this cover?

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 16:36 | 1151316 magpie
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SDR bonds ? Yuan backed by REIT ? AUD ? Carbon credits/short uranium ?

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:17 | 1150969 Cognitive Dissonance
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Will they take MasterCard?

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:25 | 1151005 bania
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who's using mastercard anymore?!?!

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:35 | 1151034 long juan silver
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His internet cafe

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:34 | 1151039 Long-John-Silver
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I thought it was McMasterCard now. You can have a burger and fries with it.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 16:12 | 1151205 1fortheroad
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I use the Maestro card and it really is priceless.

Fri, 04/08/2011 - 15:19 | 1150974 ebworthen
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Now we know why the Republicrats and Demicans are arguing over $30 billion of "austerity" and cutting already taxed entitlements such as S.S. and Medicare; the banking oligarchy demands tribute.


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