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Update: DSK Now In Police Custody; IMF Head Dragged Off A Plane, Arrested Following Hotel Maid Allegations Of Forced Head
Update 2: DSK is now in police custody:
IMF Managing Director Dominique Strauss-Kahn was taken into custody on Saturday at JFK airport in New York and was being questioned in regard to a sexual assault, a New York police spokesman told Reuters.
Spokesman Paul Browne said the woman who filed the complaint against Strauss-Kahn, 62, was a 32-year-old chambermaid who fled the room after the incident.
Strauss-Kahn, a possible Socialist candidate in the French presidential election next April, left the hotel after the incident and boarded an Air France aircraft scheduled to depart for Paris, the police spokesman said.
"The NYPD realized he had fled, he had left his cell phone behind," Browne said. "We learned he was on an Air France plane. They held the plane and he was taken off and is now being held in police custody for questioning."
Browne said Strauss-Kahn had not been charged.
Police said the alleged incident took place at the upscale Sofitel hotel on West 44th Street near Times Square.
The chambermaid "was brought by EMS (emergency medical services) to the Roosevelt Hotel, where she was treated for minor injuries," Brown said.
Strauss-Kahn took over the International Monetary Fund in November 2007. Before that, he was a member of the French National Assembly and a professor of economics at the Institut d'Etudes Politiques de Paris.
The IMF declined to comment and board officials said they had not been informed officially of the incident.
In October 2008, Strauss-Kahn apologized for "an error of judgment" in an affair with a subordinate, but denied he had abused his position.
Strauss-Kahn apologized to employees, the woman he had the affair with, Piroska Nagy, and his wife, French television personality Anne Sinclair, for the trouble it had caused.
Update 1: Strauss Khan to be taken to Police Service Area 5 at 221 East 123rd Street
If there was any threat that the IMF would launch an SDR alternative to the USD, it is all over now. According to the NYPost, IMF head Dominique Strauss-Khan (no Bob Pisani, it is not a she) was just arrested on board the first class cabin (thank you taxpayers) of a New York-Paris flight as it was about to take off. And here is where the story gets surreal: "Around noon today, a maid at the hotel [the Sofitel by Times Square] knocked on the door of Strauss-Khan’s room. After letting the maid in, Strauss-Khan allegedly threw the maid on the room’s bed and forced her to perform oral sex on him, said police sources. Strauss-Khan let the maid leave — and soon afterward, headed off to Kennedy Airport for his flight to Paris." Of course this will not be the first sexual misconduct for the head of the world's global pseudo bail out organization: as a reminder back in 2008 the IMF hired a law firm to investigate whether its chief had an improper relationship with a female employee, Piroska Nagy. Back then he got off. This time he won't (even though he did... in a way), and it appears that the IMF is about to lose its head, meaning the fate of literally unlimited bailout funding is now up in the air. Also, it appears that being head of major bureaucracy does not automatically mean getting head on an ad hoc, and involuntary basis. Lastly, we are stunned it was not Herman Von Rompuy or G-Pap on the receiving end.
More from the Post:
His arrest tonight could force him to postpone a planned meeting in Berlin on Sunday with German chancellor Angela Merkel.
Strauss-Khan, a leader of France’s Socialist Party, is the leading rival to President Nicholas Sarkozy in the 2012 election.
Sarkozy was said in a news report yesterday to have begun a smear campaign against his rival that focused on his lavish lifestyle — including Strauss-Khan’s purchase of suits from the same tailor who clothes President Obama.
But Strauss-Khan seems able to find trouble on his own. In 2008, he publicly admitted to "an error of judgment" for having an affair with an IMF subordinate.
In France’s 2007 vote, Strauss-Khan lost the Socialist Party nomination to Segolene Royal, who in turn fell to defeat against Sarkozy, leader of the right-wing Union for a Popular Movement.
But Sarkozy, who still sees Strauss-Khan as his likeliest electoral rival, is believed in France to have maneuvered him out of France by backing him to head the Washington-based International Monetary Fund.
Strauss-Khan is married to New York-born Anne Sinclair, a leading French TV journalist.
Naturally, being in charge of the IMF requires one to be not only a sexual deviant, but a thief:
[Strauss-Khan] was Minister of Economy and Finance from 1997 to 1999, when he resigned to battle charges he was paid for consulting work he never did. But judges decided he really did the work, and prosecutors were forced to admit they had no evidence of fraudulent motive.
Next up: we expect a letter from the IMF disclosing how the world will end if charges are pursued and if, heaven forbid, the IMF head is thrown in jail.
In the meantime, the website of the Smoking Gun must be on fire with one million bored Burssels bureaucrats awaiting the release of the IMF head's mugshot.
Lastly, here is an advance preview of the statement to be released by the IMF head (no pun intended): "If questioned about this matter in the future, I will simply refer the questioner back to this release."
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Or jewish...IMF Head dick is about as far away from Kosher as it gets...
Apparently she was a capitalist, he was a socialist...look up thread, some sorta weird co-dependancy thingy goin on between the haves, have nots and their religion/culture/status/appendages...or sumpin...LOL.
Wonder what a partially digested, re-attached dick looks like?
A Belgian waffle schtick?
You could ask John Bobbitt
control the head and you control the body
Bite my dick, I slit your throat or glass your face. Don't scream etc. Defense out-maneuvered.
Probably because of the creepy gut wrenching aura that comes from killing and abusing millions of people.
This is so bizarre... what's there to say?
just i bit fishy too? she propbably just ratted him out b/c he made her take euros. that was soo last week!
bullish for sarkozy, tho! the banksters' choice!
was the maid here legally? hopefully, yes. we can only hope: recently in flown from greece, ireland, or portugal, too! or: could paul wolfowitz finally be up to speed? get a neo-con in there! now!!!
i just had a funny thought, muir: put some chinese guy in charge of the IMF! LOL--put the fear of the diety into those commie bastards!
stay tooned, BiCheZ
now i have a fresh report from source near the new chinese super port in sri lanka: strong rumor that he has been sodomized with a toilet plunger----by interpol goons helping secure the homeland, no less...
here's a rumor from brussels: he has been arrested and sodomized with the toilet plunger due to unauthorized freezing and looting of the moQ's european bank accounts and unauthorized interference in libyan & MENA banking...
well, that;s all for now! don't want this to seem too fantastic.
Not just Euros, Greek Euros.
Most likely they had a lot against him to hold up the plane. Dirtbag dropped his phone when he beat her.
Sarkozy is a joo brought by fascist CIA founder son Frank Wisner Jr. Even so, this is the best news I've heard jn a long time. I bet you he's the one giving head now in the slammer.
Are you sure he's a j-word?
Straight from the horses mouth ... so to speak.
http://www.zerohedge.com/article/elites-have-lost-right-rule#comment-548831
And in the background the Radio was playing "Baby,take your teeth out" by Frank Zappa,shortly followed by "Leaving on a jet plane,don,t know when I,ll be back again".
Or Lou Reed's "Walk on the wild side"?
Lou Reed's
Herion
" i guess maybe i just don't know "
The police - roxanne -
never piss of the Greeks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2laDsE1Njk&feature=related
So he will miss his meeting tomorrow?
If he can get bailed out...
Now can we have more bailouts?
I'm sure lots of "backdoor bailouts" go on with them.
It would have been even better if he had been filling out his expense claims for "room service" at the time of his arrest.
"Eyes Wide Shut" was a documentary
If he needed to assault a maid to get his rocks off then either he's been thrown out of the club and took out his frustration on the maid, Or he's never been a member in the first place.... hard to believe but possible.
What's to say?
Call Interpol !
Oh yeah...that's only for Wikileaks...
Wait...I think there's a pun there somewhere
Naaah, you shouldn't mention Wikileaks.
After all, the Swedes are all as pure as the mountain snow.
Except, Carl Bildt, present Foreign Affairs Minister of Sweden, past prime minister, was a director at Lundin Petroleum involved in Sudan during those horrible massacres of the Sudanese people in order to get them off their oil-rich land.
On the other hand, I guess you could mention Wikileaks in this context.
Sorry......
His wiki leaked?
his wiki probably did leak, but those two woman plus the cop woman are cunts. this babe probably just had a cunt, thats all folks†
So now the goat-footed bailout kings show their true nature
I hope he can still meet with Merkel, preferably back at a NY hotel room..
LMAO!!! +100, however, the 'visual' of such an encounter should have the same classification as Osama Bin Laden's death photos - they should never be published -
Have you seen Merkel!!?? Jesus, she must still be a virgin.
You would probably say the same about Brigitte Bardot. Who knows what she looked like 30 years ago
When "Das Merkel" (article translates to "it") was younger, it was uglier. It had not even the money (or will) for an halfway acceptabe hairdo.
Text is German, picture self-explaining.
http://derstandard.at/1269449305320/Wie-Kohls-Maedchen-der-CDU-die-alten...
That's just wrong.
OMG - thats one ugly female - 100% Viagra proof.
big tits though:
http://tinyurl.com/64np24
Not with men like Kahn around.....their motto... root everything
icwutudidthar
Well, I guess for him, "L'amour Est Blew". . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD4ib9-laGY
Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter
Well great, now we can call them rapists without it just being metaphorically.
Damn bourbon shooting out one's nose hurts!!
Just can't make this shit up. My wife can't stop laughing....
Hiliarious.....
Khaaaaaaaaaaaaan FTW!
Ah well Greece,Ireland,Portugal and now the maid just before Spain,Belgium,rest of the world,the known universe,the unknown universe,etc.
RE: the head, I'm sure the head when questioned about the head, would head off your question by asking what your definition of is is?
Corruption CANNOT be suppressed on an extended basis - Tragic Irony or Poetic Justice - As the IMF has attempted to lead the Western Nations through their financial misadventures DSK shows for all the world to see the absolute dipravity of so called 'LEADERSHIP" - PLEASE let there be VIDEO TAPE evidence to support these allegations & I pray for the victim of this unspeakable crime - God save us from ourselves...
This sounds like a setup.
Nobody in Strauss-Khan’s position is going to do something like this for all the reasons you're all talking about.
This is politics. Somebody is looking for leverage. What nationality was the maid?
I think a lot of people are assuming more smartness and "i have teh big omnipotent (pardon the pun) plan", than they actually have.
"Never ascribe to malice what can be explained with stupidity" may not be the entire truth, but the image of them being super-intelligent gods that never make mistakes is equally off the mark. ESPECIALLY in times like this.
Hey, if they are sooo smart and would never make mistakes in their position, then why did he fall for the "trap"? Some random stranger out of nowhere proposing sex to him, how much more obvious can it get? This wasn't a trap.
You make quite the point & I am inclined to agree, however, I am enjoying the 'daydream' that justice in some form will prevail -
Can't these people afford valets and body guards to stay by them 24 hours a day so that nobody can set them up for a fall? There are certain people you should never be alone with unless they sign a pre-nup.
When timmy worked for the IMF he used a copy of turbotax that he got free after rebate when he bought some anti virus software for the computer that sent $600 UST checks out in 2002.
.
You would so...
But the feel invincible and above the law and take risks.
Look at all the stars who get busted daily for crimes and DUI
this swinging dick "lost his protection" when he attacked the dollar aka FRN's world status..otherwise the whole thing would have evaporated..the maid & police would have been told it was a national security issue and they would be in violation of Home Land security laws..if he is clever he will come out promising to keep the FRN the worlds reserve currency..and he will escape this mess.
Who is most likely to suckseed him?
other than the maid.
Axel Weber
Wrong! The question is : does Khan have a republican wide stance? Now we're dealing with the essence of the problem. Milestones
Like in a position that Bill Clinton was in?
Kahn's defense will be that she looked like Monica Lewinsky. Therefore he can't be charged for any wrongdoing. Plus he thought he was just giving her the tip.
"Fellatio, Sodomy or Monetary Stimulus? The choice is yours" sez IMF head to head maid.
Anyone got any dirt on TIMMAAAYYY G?
If they do, now would be the time to come forward - before our country goes tits up...
He has a fetish for cross dressing and was seen last night in NYC dressed as a hotel maid.
I guess they learned that a hyped-up story of a dead man (Bin Laden) doesn't last very long.
and everybody was so down on wolfowitz
In the IMF they call that a gratuity.
I blame his parents for naming him Dominique.
they were only playing!
he was born in '49. probably too old to get a woody, doncha think?
that is pretty old, g_b...
if the maid was that old and still working, we'd feel sorry for her!
...not that we don't, of course...
if the maid were that old, D wouldn't have wanted her mouth on his wiener. and which one of you old guys born in or after '49 junked me for saying your junk is flaccid?
a) i didn't junk you. b) i wuz born before 1949 c) now, we are believing the story?
here is g_b's indictment: your honor, he orally raped her just before going to the airport (like OJ{!}), because his junk was flaccid.
i agree with your first point, g_b: his parents.
here: these guys are pretty old. if not dead. YouTube - The Highwaymen Johnny Cash A boy named sue live
"here: these guys are pretty old." no, not in the youtube. they all grew older. today, some of them are dead.
and, yes, it's the parents. the genesis of the problem usually is the parents.
it certainly seems the responsibility for naming him dominique would lie there...
still, politics makes strange bedfellows...and this sounds a bit strange...
people seem to be getting junked for strange reasons, here. ok. let's get the guy convicted, re-habbed, registered for life as a sex criminal, and back to another try @ the french top job. maybe with an american ankle bracelet, he can break sarkozy's hold on the nanny state, and the NATO leadership in the war to crush libya for the rebel cause.
when we get pictures & centerfolds of this maid, the US GDP will finally skyrocket! here is the lurid truth via USA Today:
International Monetary Fund head questioned in sex assault case - USATODAY.com
rehabbed? don't know if one can be rehabbed for this particular kind of hobnobbing. but, yes, he should be prosecuted. the maid may need therapy. let's call her a member of the house staff. maid is a pejorative, i think. but you're right. it does sound strange. i wasn't present. who knows what really happened? only the two of them. maybe.
i'll allege you're right, there, g_b!
Well at that age he'd probably have to pop a pill to get a hard on. That would show premeditation better than anything else.
With today's pharmaceuticals, the question is whether you can get it to go away.
You mean 'deflation'?
Why would he want the maid to go away?
ouch
Not only is this chump going to get AIDS in Rikers Island, the maid is going to sue the living shit out of this guy for millions. I´m sure she has already been called by the number one ambulance chaser in America: Gloria Allred.
Yes for him..... this just sucks ........ heeheeheehee
Bang Dae Ho!
These are some sick fuckers eh?
Dominatrix Strauss-Khan
you ..have to be kidding me.
(Ron Paul 2012 - if nothing else, to help kill the fiat system.
Is there helmet cam video of the extraction from the plane?
How about from the hotel?
I think that tin foil helmet cams are an idea who's time has come.
Anyway, someone's idea has come.
Hehe...Helmet cam...
Haha ! Purple helmet cam's time has come ...
Sick fuck
Perhaps she asked how the IMF restructures debt, and he was simply showing her...
Viral: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2011/05/14/2011-05-14_top_french_p...
Whitehouse photoshopping experts are all ready to spring into action.
BREAKING...This just released
http://tinyurl.com/3tz69gl
stuffing ..?
Is that a baby's head in the fruit bowl?
Diplomatic Immunity eurotrash is not guilty and never will be
when he is not fucking the rest of the world in the ass, the guy likes to get a blow job from the maid....i can understand that
Now we know why Iceland told em to fuck off, they didnt want to get raped..
I wonder about his defense???
"Your honor, as the Head of the IMF, my client has an affirmative duty to reduce inflationary pressures, regardless of the source."
Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter
And yet another burst of uncontrolled laughter causes a can of Coke Zero to rain my keyboard - LOLOLOLOL!!!! I can't catch my breathe....Too funny, Sqeaky - better copyright that statement as every defense attorney in NYC will be lifting it!
Thank you!!! I just tried but DISNEY beat me to it!!! For their new movie, "The Little Mal de Mer Maid" about a poor little maid who gets sick to her stomach when. . .
Squeeky Fromm, Girl Reporter
BWWWAAAAAHHHHH!!!! Squeaky +1MM!!!!
And the voice of Sebastian in none other than DSK - OMG - Gotta call 911 - not enough air!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!
Sounds alot like Newt Gingrich, who announced his run for the presidency today.
"My marital indiscresions can be explained in that I just loved my country too much"
Tyler,
You are, in both senses of the term, priceless!
DavidC
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Bwahahahahahaha
Angela Merkel quote "this is quite a blow to the IMF" , while having her teeth sharpened by her dentist
they took him to east 123rd??? he is not gonna fit in there...
What no mints on the pillows?
I thought the same at first, but his Spanish is probably passable.
One of my clients worked for the medical department of the World Bank - I was told that these guys came back with "all sorts of nasty things." (Read STDs).
Would be nice if you stopped editing the story / comments.
"Analise this" turned into "Suck this".
But the comments about who is recording you fucking those under-aged Ukrainian hookers is still valid.
RT = great news, especially for Max 'silverbug' Keiser ... and you think they don't record it when you're banging some 14/15 yr old child from the rural urals, and she "loves it".
Fuck you all, wall street scum - we'll be glad when your anorexic / bulimic, psycho-sexual dysfunctional teenaged girl who is as mentally mature as a 8 year old with a princess psychosis learns about it*; 'cause, it doesn't make you a good parent if you're fucking someone else's teenager whilst imagining its your own.
*p.s. Please stop her having a Hollywood career at this point. We don't care anymore - your society needs burning to the ground, and nuked from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.
just a suggestion, but it might be time for your medication. or to up the dosage.
Not surprising. Remember the scandal in 2008 with one of his subordinates in the IMF's Africa Dept? And who knows how many other 'errors in judgement' there have been.
Once a scumbag, always a scumbag.
consensual sex and rape don't bake the same cake...even if they cook in the same oven...just saying.
Assuming she provided evidence... I am curious if it would quality as a bulemic episode.
Shut up and blow me.
imf, imf, imf, imf, imf,.........
Yes, we Khan! Yes, we Khan! Yes, we Khan!
Clearly, he was expecting a prostitute in a maid outfit who was instructed to pretend it was a mistake and she really is the real maid. These kinds of things happen all the time in his circles, I'm sure.
From Family Guy:
Peter: I'll let you have sex with my daughter if you give me that record
Waiter: Okay, but can you tell her to scream and beg me to stop
Peter: I think that can be arranged....
Inteilligence setup just like Julian Assange. Guess he was too serious about the whole SDR thing.
fukushima is going to have to blow again to keep this from splattering all over the front page
IMF -- International Maid Fuckers
In Maid's Face
now they calling her a chambermaid... ain't that what they do?? and is this the fucking 1400's ??
Chambermaid? Because committing a felony with a Chambermaid can be cast in some medival context...because in the 1400s' well Boys were Boys!
DSK:ohhh Officer, she wasn't a maid in the modern sense, she was a CHAMBERMAID...
NYPD Officer: Well why didn't you SAY so before - in historical context it makes perfect sense! Enjoy your flight to Paris.
Incredible...Great Post DPoS
and Strauss-Kahn's camp has already released a reenactment of their version of the story...
http://smileybutterfly.com/content/kira-reed-hot-sex-scene-movie-chambermaid
Talk about moving a market DPoS! - After you posted that link the Sofitel New York Hotel @ 45 West 44th Street in NYC SOLD OUT - totally oversubscribed - Chambermaids - who would have thought of such a marketing ploy!
LOL part of the new multi-stimulus package
HAHAHAHAHA - "New Multi-stimulus package!" That is what DSK said when he opened the bathroom door & saw the Chambermaid! HAHAHAHAHA!LMFAO!
Well put, Tyler.
win.
+1
I was thinking IMF = Inappropriate Maid Facial
so, on complaint from a cleaning lady the police will arrest the head of IMF....are we supposed not to question it???
welll...peut-etre....
Maybe not in France...it probably made the NY cops day..
Well she ran out of the room screaming and he skedaddled to the first flight to gay Parrie....
OK, so it's just another one of those fucking coincidences.
Don't worry, they got the DNA results from the semen in her stomach and matched it against the DNA of his dead sister, all in one day. All that's left now is to dump her in the ocean so there won't be a trial. Case closed
Totally shambolic...
Set up by the same guys that took out Elliot Spitzer, I wonder?
Exactly my thoughts.
He's been "Spitzered"......
ditto
Next up his sexyads profile will emerge...
I also wouldnt be anywhere around that maid for awhile, planes,hottubs..
"Officer -- she was in the room cleaning knobs and I happened to be there at the time, so I don't see what the problem is......"