IMF Says It Is Prepared To Feed The World's Hungry (While Invoicing US Taxpayers For Its Services)

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Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:15 | 990307 unwashedmass
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what's to worry? Bennie already has the press running to keep the market up, he'll just run a few more 100B to hand out worldwide.....

what we should concentrate on is keeping those peasants in wisconsin under control.....they are getting WAY WAY too much air time...

before long someone is going to start talking about why the pension funds are empty....and bring up things like, oh, i dunno ,,,, MBS....

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:33 | 990396 Sudden Debt
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100 billion a week?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:38 | 990424 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Isn't that enough?

Ha!

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:02 | 990730 Sudden Debt
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I don't know... Africans have a pretty expensive taste...

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:33 | 990400 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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MBS...pensions....silver supply/demand...oil production...fiat...I wouldn't call it the perfect storm, I would call it the perfect sh*tstorm.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:16 | 990308 tony bonn
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"....flood of capital..."

fuck you lying asshole banksters.....debased currency is not a flood of capital....it is a flood of putrid donkey shit....

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:43 | 990648 Weisbrot
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we may not be that far away from being egypt or crapistan

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:16 | 990311 LFMayor
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They can eat flies, I know they have plenty of those since I've seen it on the starving kid TV commercials.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:25 | 990358 topcallingtroll
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Actually in those countries they look forward to termite mating season, all that flying protein tastes sweet and sour and has a crunchy texture. Best served raw.

I have been a student of teotwawki for a decade. I can find food anywhere!

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:33 | 990393 LFMayor
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LOL, yeah doc, I've actually tried roast termites that some missionaries smuggled in back in. (that was back in the 80's).  Tasted a lot like roasted soybeans, not bad at all.  Also watched a documentary where they were eating the Lake Victoria versions of mayflies, too.

When teotwawki hits, these populations are gonna drop everywhere (like flies!) because our food subsidy to them will dry up.  Wendigo will move into the warm climates, even. 

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:34 | 990407 Sudden Debt
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Once ate bugs in Thailand after a binch drinking contest.

I don't fully remember the details, but in the morning I still had their little feet in my mouth and a pretty discusting taste.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 23:03 | 991446 vxpatel
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And Americans can eat the fat from their neighbors back, plenty to go around in the land of the fat lazy dumb consumers!

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 23:08 | 991456 vxpatel
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And Americans can eat the fat from their neighbors back, plenty to go around in the land of the fat lazy dumb consumers!

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:17 | 990315 potatomafia
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Geez, I didnt know the IMF had a farm..  Where is that located?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:25 | 990363 TorchFire
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They do...they have named it "Monsanto". Location: Planet Earth. Once they get the whole world eating their garbage GMO slop, they will throw the kill switch and starve the people....er...i mean the useless eaters. The Elites with their seedbanks in Antarctica will be ok though. It all sucks.  Just look at what Monsanto is doing to the indigenous cotton grower in India. Evil bastards the whole fuckin' lot. 

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:04 | 990734 Sudden Debt
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Next to the soylent green factories.

 

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:20 | 990327 Josh Randall
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"Let them eat GMO"...

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 21:30 | 991106 MrSteve
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Are genetically modified organisms keyed to certain genetically-altered pesticides and fertilizers or just patent royalties or all of the above?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:21 | 990331 Segestan
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Good place to start fixing these problems....Abolish the IMF and throw their ass' out.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:21 | 990332 Scottj88
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How kind of the IMF...

This will go well with their desire to host the global currency too.  Too bad they own all this toxic paper debt as a proxy for debt....

Inflation coming soon... prepare yourselves...

http://thehardrightedge.com/troubledwater/

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 20:51 | 991002 Bob Sponge
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I would not be surprised to see the central bankers/IMF try to "help" the world via a one world currency.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:20 | 990334 Snidley Whipsnae
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They can send me all the 'invoices' they like...I will send my invoices to the Fed since they are printing my money...

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:22 | 990340 buzzsaw99
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Will the imf use helicopters to re-distribute the clownbux?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:08 | 990536 Sean7k
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Global food stamps- get your microchip here...

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:22 | 990342 the not so migh...
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All invoices will be returned to sender.  American tax payers don't live here anymore.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:26 | 990346 plocequ1
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Thank god. I havent had a good meal in days. Where do i sign up? I like Pancakes

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:23 | 990348 Quinvarius
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So, we are going to create more money to give to people to buy food?  That ought to stop the inflation.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:03 | 990521 silver_serf
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+1

now we're getting it, just needed more money, fools!

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:22 | 990350 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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OH HELL NO!

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:41 | 990439 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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OI!  OI!  OI!

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:57 | 990470 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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This is a dire prediction and deserves appropriate typesetting.

Food stamps for the world, bitchez! What's next IMF Section 8?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:06 | 990531 silver_serf
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Next they will make the WI teacher's union face the starving 3rd world for their fair share of gubn'mnt chedda

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:30 | 990602 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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What's better than a good old fashion urban-elementary American edubacation? Maybe Obama could have his crack dealer point man, Jayzee show up to do the pledge of allegiance.

Looks like the US taxpayer is going to have to foot the bill for most parts of this New World Order thingie.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:06 | 990740 Things that go bump
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Is it going to be a cage match?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:25 | 990360 Cleanclog
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Time to reread "Confessions of an Economic Hit Man" by John Perkins.  Very telling book on how IMF, World Bank, and the like subjugate those they help into indebtedness they can't escape and expand wealth gaps within those countries.  Now coming to the developed world I guess.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:06 | 990534 ivana
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yes yes yes

+7653126298

But these days almost everybody knows the game.

That's why this bs crisis will last for years and years

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:32 | 990614 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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I just dialed 765-312-6298 and a girl answered. Is that you ivana?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:25 | 990366 Mae Kadoodie
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China announces enlistment of Bob Geldorf to spearhead All Star studded cast of musicians and entertainers for Live Aid ll: Feed the Americans.  Ministry of Food very concerned that if Americans are starving they will not be able to pay their debt.  More to follow.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:30 | 990381 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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The tables are turning, and about time too. Time for the west to subsidize others leisurely lifestyles now. Let's see if the average U.S. citizen is capable of doing real productive work and not those token non-jobs they've been performing for the last few decades.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:44 | 990459 LFMayor
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Token non-jobs?  You mean like inventing most of this fun shit that keeps your miserable lifespan prolonged past 38 years?  Or how about keeping the sea lanes open and free for trade, so that all that fun shit can actually make it to these savages?  Like pharma, ag (often given as "aid", the very goddamn internet that we happen to be communicating on...  but here I am repeating a diatribe I used a couple days ago. 

Since you leftists cannot be taught, you'll just have to be shown instead.  How I pray for the great economic collapse, the greatest and harshest lesson ever taught to useless eaters, world wide and live!  So when you're starving in the near future, and/or your more populous international neighbors are busy pillaging your neighborhood, I'd like you recall your dumbass statement and remember that here in flyover country, many useless Americans are growing so much food that we burn it in our vehicles, drink it for pleasure and even make whole kernel cat litter so our overweight pets can shit all over it.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:44 | 990656 melachiro
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You owe me a keyboard...great friggin' response but, you caused fluid release through my nose.

 

...f'ing moral relativistic lefties

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:08 | 990752 nufio
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true US has a lot of technological advances to its credit but if you look at numbers i think the majority of american population are doing "token non jobs".

american college graduation statistics: http://nces.ed.gov/programs/digest/d08/tables/dt08_271.asp?referrer=list

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:16 | 990780 nufio
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   Total ..................................................................................... 1,524,092 Business ........................................................... 327,531 Social sciences and history ........................................ 164,183 Education ............................................... 105,641 Health professions and related clinical sciences ............................ 101,810 Psychology ......................................... 90,039 Visual and performing arts ............................... 85,186 Biological and biomedical sciences ....................................... 75,151 Communication, journalism, and related programs .............................................. 74,783 Engineering ........................................... 67,092 English language and literature/letters ....................... 55,122 Liberal arts and sciences, general studies,   and humanities ................................. 44,255 Computer and information sciences ........................... 42,170
Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:57 | 990704 tmosley
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For every one of the productive workers you mentioned, there are two support workers (like barbers, firemen, etc) who are needed, and five government employees, five private employees to deal with the government employees, and five salesmen/women who are not.

The GP was referring to the latter group.  Yes, there are some scientists and factory workers still producing in this country, but they are getting fewer and fewer as time goes on.

 

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:07 | 990747 melachiro
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TM,

If that was who he was talking about then I stand corrected.  As a small business owner in healthcare I am fully aware that I produce nothing but a service.  Without production and usage of our natural resources in a sound way I and WE are all screwed.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 21:39 | 991129 robertocarlos
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It's still disgusting that you grow corn so a cat can poop on it. At least Africa has proper cats.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:32 | 990382 cranky-old-geezer
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IMF Says It Is Prepared To Loot US Taxpayers Under The Guise Of Feeding The World's Hungry (While Invoicing US Taxpayers For Looting Them)

Fixed it.

You're welcome.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:31 | 990387 Sudden Debt
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Thats the last resort before it all crashes.

My silver never shined so nicely :)

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:32 | 990395 Seasmoke
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working on a chain-gang , never looked that bad

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