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IMF Says It Is Prepared To Feed The World's Hungry (While Invoicing US Taxpayers For Its Services)

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In a report released earlier summarizing the fund's findings from the irrelevant G-20 meeting over the weekend, "Global Economic Prospects and Policy Challenges", the IMF finally acknowledges what pretty much everyone has been warning about for over two years now. Namely: "From an external perspective, however, there is concern that quantitative easing in the United States could result in a flood of capital. In economies where recovery is already well established, policymakers will need to pay increasing attention to building inflationary pressure. Central banks should continue to stand ready to address liquidity problems in the banking sector, particularly in the euro area." Actually the liquidity area that should be addressed is that in the 3rd subbasement of the Marriner Eccles building where the printers work on full blast 24/7. Furthermore, the IMF points out another glaringly obvious factoid of today's global ponzi economy, namely the Chinese property bubble: "Residential real estate prices in some of China's larger cities have risen rapidly since the crisis, spurred initially by stimulative policies aimed at easing restrictions on real estate lending and subsequently by strong income growth, high savings, and limited alternate investment vehicles. While it is difficult to predict how significant the stress from potential property price correction would be, if these risks are realized, there could  potentially be global ramifications." But arguably the most interesting observation in the report is that the ongoing tsunami of Fed-driven food price surges across the world, in most cases leading to outright revolution, will end up being invoiced to... you - dear US taxpayer.

"The recent food price increases come in the wake of the deepest crisis since the Great Depression, when countries are more vulnerable and have, in general, less fiscal space. In addition to the inflationary implications, the rapid increase in food prices may  have adverse social implications, particularly in low income countries (LICs). The IMF also stands ready to boost its financial support to LICs and other member countries to help them stem the adverse effects of rapid food price increases."

Which means that soon the IMF will be subsidizing countries around the world, all of whom will adopt the Mutual Assured Destruction made so famous by our lunatic Treasury Secretary, and tell the IMF (whose number one sponsor happens to be the US), that either they get bailed out, or bloody revolutions will follow. And yes, America will foot the bill for that too.

Key highlights from the report:

On QE:

With inflationary expectations well anchored, accommodative monetary policy in major advanced economies remains appropriate for now. High unemployment and large output gaps are keeping wages and inflation expectations in the major advanced  economies in check, notwithstanding large increases in food and energy prices. Continuing monetary policy accommodation is thus the right policy from a domestic perspective, considering also that the recovery is expected to remain sluggish going forward. From an external perspective, however, there is concern that quantitative easing in the United States could result in a flood of  capital. In economies where recovery is already well established, policymakers will need to pay increasing attention to building inflationary pressure. Central banks should continue to stand ready to address liquidity problems in the banking sector, particularly in the euro area.

On Chinese property crash:

In addition to well-known downside risks associated with real estate in major advanced economies, an emerging risk to the global recovery stems from a potentially steep price correction in Chinese property markets. Residential real estate prices in some of China's larger cities have risen rapidly since the crisis, spurred initially by stimulative policies aimed at easing restrictions on real estate lending and subsequently by strong income growth, high savings, and limited alternate investment vehicles. Over the past year, the authorities have stepped up efforts to rein in property prices, recently announcing a range of measures, including raising the minimum down-payment for second-home buyers and enforced a 5½ percent business tax on properties sold within 5 years. Given the government guarantees in place, financial sector risks threaten the fiscal outlook. While it is difficult to predict how significant the stress from potential property price correction would be, if these risks are realized, there could potentially be global ramifications.

And most curiously, on what could be the headlines of tomorrow: "how the IMF fed a hungry world":

Sharp food price increases pose a particular challenge for many emerging and developing economies. The recent food price increases come in the wake of the deepest crisis since the Great Depression, when countries are more vulnerable and have, in  general, less fiscal space. In addition to the inflationary implications, the rapid increase in food prices may have adverse social implications, particularly in low income countries (LICs). To minimize the social and economic costs from rapid food price increases, policymakers would need to: (i) avoid discretionary policies, such as export bans and taxes and price controls, that  seek to insulate domestic markets, as such actions can increase world food price volatility; (ii) accommodate first-round effects, but be ready to tighten policies to avoid second-round effects that could result in persistent inflation; and (iii) ensure that the poor are protected, ideally through targeted and cost effective social safety net programs. The IMF also stands ready to boost its  financial support to LICs and other member countries to help them stem the adverse effects of rapid food price increases.

How providing additional capital does not lead to increasing local inflation in said "LICs" we fail to comprehend. But we will leave that logic to someone with an economics Ph.D.

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Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:15 | 990307 unwashedmass
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what's to worry? Bennie already has the press running to keep the market up, he'll just run a few more 100B to hand out worldwide.....

what we should concentrate on is keeping those peasants in wisconsin under control.....they are getting WAY WAY too much air time...

before long someone is going to start talking about why the pension funds are empty....and bring up things like, oh, i dunno ,,,, MBS....

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:33 | 990396 Sudden Debt
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100 billion a week?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:38 | 990424 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Isn't that enough?


Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:02 | 990730 Sudden Debt
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I don't know... Africans have a pretty expensive taste...

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:33 | 990400 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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MBS...pensions....silver supply/demand...oil wouldn't call it the perfect storm, I would call it the perfect sh*tstorm.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:16 | 990308 tony bonn
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"....flood of capital..."

fuck you lying asshole banksters.....debased currency is not a flood of is a flood of putrid donkey shit....

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:43 | 990648 Weisbrot
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we may not be that far away from being egypt or crapistan

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:16 | 990311 LFMayor
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They can eat flies, I know they have plenty of those since I've seen it on the starving kid TV commercials.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:25 | 990358 topcallingtroll
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Actually in those countries they look forward to termite mating season, all that flying protein tastes sweet and sour and has a crunchy texture. Best served raw.

I have been a student of teotwawki for a decade. I can find food anywhere!

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:33 | 990393 LFMayor
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LOL, yeah doc, I've actually tried roast termites that some missionaries smuggled in back in. (that was back in the 80's).  Tasted a lot like roasted soybeans, not bad at all.  Also watched a documentary where they were eating the Lake Victoria versions of mayflies, too.

When teotwawki hits, these populations are gonna drop everywhere (like flies!) because our food subsidy to them will dry up.  Wendigo will move into the warm climates, even. 

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:34 | 990407 Sudden Debt
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Once ate bugs in Thailand after a binch drinking contest.

I don't fully remember the details, but in the morning I still had their little feet in my mouth and a pretty discusting taste.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 23:03 | 991446 vxpatel
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And Americans can eat the fat from their neighbors back, plenty to go around in the land of the fat lazy dumb consumers!

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 23:08 | 991456 vxpatel
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And Americans can eat the fat from their neighbors back, plenty to go around in the land of the fat lazy dumb consumers!

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:17 | 990315 potatomafia
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Geez, I didnt know the IMF had a farm..  Where is that located?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:25 | 990363 TorchFire
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They do...they have named it "Monsanto". Location: Planet Earth. Once they get the whole world eating their garbage GMO slop, they will throw the kill switch and starve the mean the useless eaters. The Elites with their seedbanks in Antarctica will be ok though. It all sucks.  Just look at what Monsanto is doing to the indigenous cotton grower in India. Evil bastards the whole fuckin' lot. 

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:04 | 990734 Sudden Debt
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Next to the soylent green factories.


Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:20 | 990327 Josh Randall
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"Let them eat GMO"...

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 21:30 | 991106 MrSteve
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Are genetically modified organisms keyed to certain genetically-altered pesticides and fertilizers or just patent royalties or all of the above?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:21 | 990331 Segestan
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Good place to start fixing these problems....Abolish the IMF and throw their ass' out.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:21 | 990332 Scottj88
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How kind of the IMF...

This will go well with their desire to host the global currency too.  Too bad they own all this toxic paper debt as a proxy for debt....

Inflation coming soon... prepare yourselves...

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 20:51 | 991002 Bob Sponge
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I would not be surprised to see the central bankers/IMF try to "help" the world via a one world currency.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:20 | 990334 Snidley Whipsnae
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They can send me all the 'invoices' they like...I will send my invoices to the Fed since they are printing my money...

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:22 | 990340 buzzsaw99
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Will the imf use helicopters to re-distribute the clownbux?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:08 | 990536 Sean7k
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Global food stamps- get your microchip here...

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:22 | 990342 the not so migh...
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All invoices will be returned to sender.  American tax payers don't live here anymore.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:26 | 990346 plocequ1
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Thank god. I havent had a good meal in days. Where do i sign up? I like Pancakes

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:23 | 990348 Quinvarius
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So, we are going to create more money to give to people to buy food?  That ought to stop the inflation.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:03 | 990521 silver_serf
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now we're getting it, just needed more money, fools!

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:22 | 990350 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:41 | 990439 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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OI!  OI!  OI!

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:57 | 990470 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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This is a dire prediction and deserves appropriate typesetting.

Food stamps for the world, bitchez! What's next IMF Section 8?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:06 | 990531 silver_serf
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Next they will make the WI teacher's union face the starving 3rd world for their fair share of gubn'mnt chedda

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:30 | 990602 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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What's better than a good old fashion urban-elementary American edubacation? Maybe Obama could have his crack dealer point man, Jayzee show up to do the pledge of allegiance.

Looks like the US taxpayer is going to have to foot the bill for most parts of this New World Order thingie.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:06 | 990740 Things that go bump
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Is it going to be a cage match?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:25 | 990360 Cleanclog
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Time to reread "Confessions of an Economic Hit Man" by John Perkins.  Very telling book on how IMF, World Bank, and the like subjugate those they help into indebtedness they can't escape and expand wealth gaps within those countries.  Now coming to the developed world I guess.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:06 | 990534 ivana
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yes yes yes


But these days almost everybody knows the game.

That's why this bs crisis will last for years and years

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:32 | 990614 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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I just dialed 765-312-6298 and a girl answered. Is that you ivana?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:25 | 990366 Mae Kadoodie
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China announces enlistment of Bob Geldorf to spearhead All Star studded cast of musicians and entertainers for Live Aid ll: Feed the Americans.  Ministry of Food very concerned that if Americans are starving they will not be able to pay their debt.  More to follow.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:30 | 990381 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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The tables are turning, and about time too. Time for the west to subsidize others leisurely lifestyles now. Let's see if the average U.S. citizen is capable of doing real productive work and not those token non-jobs they've been performing for the last few decades.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:44 | 990459 LFMayor
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Token non-jobs?  You mean like inventing most of this fun shit that keeps your miserable lifespan prolonged past 38 years?  Or how about keeping the sea lanes open and free for trade, so that all that fun shit can actually make it to these savages?  Like pharma, ag (often given as "aid", the very goddamn internet that we happen to be communicating on...  but here I am repeating a diatribe I used a couple days ago. 

Since you leftists cannot be taught, you'll just have to be shown instead.  How I pray for the great economic collapse, the greatest and harshest lesson ever taught to useless eaters, world wide and live!  So when you're starving in the near future, and/or your more populous international neighbors are busy pillaging your neighborhood, I'd like you recall your dumbass statement and remember that here in flyover country, many useless Americans are growing so much food that we burn it in our vehicles, drink it for pleasure and even make whole kernel cat litter so our overweight pets can shit all over it.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:44 | 990656 melachiro
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You owe me a keyboard...great friggin' response but, you caused fluid release through my nose.


...f'ing moral relativistic lefties

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:08 | 990752 nufio
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true US has a lot of technological advances to its credit but if you look at numbers i think the majority of american population are doing "token non jobs".

american college graduation statistics:

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:16 | 990780 nufio
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   Total ..................................................................................... 1,524,092 Business ........................................................... 327,531 Social sciences and history ........................................ 164,183 Education ............................................... 105,641 Health professions and related clinical sciences ............................ 101,810 Psychology ......................................... 90,039 Visual and performing arts ............................... 85,186 Biological and biomedical sciences ....................................... 75,151 Communication, journalism, and related programs .............................................. 74,783 Engineering ........................................... 67,092 English language and literature/letters ....................... 55,122 Liberal arts and sciences, general studies,   and humanities ................................. 44,255 Computer and information sciences ........................... 42,170
Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:57 | 990704 tmosley
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For every one of the productive workers you mentioned, there are two support workers (like barbers, firemen, etc) who are needed, and five government employees, five private employees to deal with the government employees, and five salesmen/women who are not.

The GP was referring to the latter group.  Yes, there are some scientists and factory workers still producing in this country, but they are getting fewer and fewer as time goes on.


Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:07 | 990747 melachiro
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If that was who he was talking about then I stand corrected.  As a small business owner in healthcare I am fully aware that I produce nothing but a service.  Without production and usage of our natural resources in a sound way I and WE are all screwed.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 21:39 | 991129 robertocarlos
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It's still disgusting that you grow corn so a cat can poop on it. At least Africa has proper cats.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:32 | 990382 cranky-old-geezer
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IMF Says It Is Prepared To Loot US Taxpayers Under The Guise Of Feeding The World's Hungry (While Invoicing US Taxpayers For Looting Them)

Fixed it.

You're welcome.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:31 | 990387 Sudden Debt
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Thats the last resort before it all crashes.

My silver never shined so nicely :)

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:32 | 990395 Seasmoke
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working on a chain-gang , never looked that bad

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:32 | 990397 plocequ1
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Let them eat PCLN

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:33 | 990401 Misean
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"will end up being invoiced to... you - dear US taxpayer."

Go ahead, put it on my tab, along with the other trillion$. I'm good for it.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 21:40 | 991136 MrSteve
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You sound like Ripley in Aliens, advocating nuking the mining station colonized by aliens. When the company man objects to the destruction due to the cost of the facility, Ripley tells him, "Bill me!"

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:35 | 990408 ivana
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ha ha ha ... great now we can eat as much as we want!!

Just wonder what will interest rate look like? Or any type of payback?

For TD: not only US taxpayers are paying for this ... many other countries and taxpayers worldwide which are in "globalized" financial markets are paying for this cynical scam idea of financial cabal.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:39 | 990423 plocequ1
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I dub myself Non Taxpayer. I quit

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:10 | 990549 ColonelCooper
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I'm so close.  My job is hanging by a thread. Every check is possibly the last, and in a sick sort of way I almost can't wait for the axe to fall.  I am perfectly willing to live like a peasant if it means I am no longer playing this shit eating game.  Hell, I spend most of my life working so I can afford to live like a peasant in my spare time anyway.


Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:04 | 990737 tmosley
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I developed a plan for what I would do if I lost my job that excludes looking for another, should such an eventuality come to pass.  This includes building a nice aquaculture hut, installing more solar panels, and building an Earthship somewhere out off of the beaten path.  I like the ideas so much, I actually look forward to not having a job.  The work I plan to do would make me totally self sufficient, with a little extra income coming from selling electricity back to the grid, along with whatever I could get at the farmer's market to supplement my income.

I'm also considering putting together a reprap/self replicating machine shop.  If I lost my job, I would have lots of time for stuff like that.  If I didn't love my job, I would leave to go start that now.  Who says you need a job to live?  With my savings and some ingenuity, anyone can build a very comfortable life for themselves without much input other than labor and simple materials.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 20:04 | 990884 Threeggg
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"This includes building a nice aquaculture hut, installing more solar panels, and building an Earthship somewhere out off of the beaten path"


are you the only-one in this newly dicovered hood with power, food and a spaceship ?

"I'm also considering putting together a reprap/self replicating machine shop"


So your bringing a Dell A-920 all-in-one ?


Wed, 02/23/2011 - 21:56 | 991190 cxl9
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Come to Mexico. Saw a place today when I was taking my morning jog on the beach: 1BR furnished flat right on the ocean for $160/mo., gas and water included. Add another $400/mo. for food and alcohol, and you could live just fine here on $700/mo. if you really want to go minimalist. One of my major reasons for moving here was to cut my cost of living to the point where I don't have to work as much and consequently will pay very little in American taxes. Let someone else pay for banker bailouts and Obamacare. The American way of life has become a rip-off.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:36 | 990410 themosmitsos
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I'm fucking *trying* to read this bullshit [IMF report], but it's like the Onion published it.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:37 | 990421 Misean
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!!!!!??!!!! You weren't supposed to actually read it! RUN!!!!!

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:42 | 990447 no life
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Need to make sure Idol is still on the tv too..

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:48 | 990478 trav7777
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So the IMF can print food huh?  Or else do they mean they will print money to keep up with the increasing price?  That'll work, right?

The problem again is that no nation will let their currency appreciate against the dollar.  They are too beholden to their darling export ponzis built atop 40 years of our debt.

People act as if the USA is the only delusional nation; the activity in all these exporters wouldn't exist but/for our debt racket.  They have themselves to blame as well.

Wanna stop food riots all over?  Stop pegging to the dollar.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:01 | 990517 ivana
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sooner or later some idiocratic "democracy" will start tax tarifs and other tools to decouple from "globalized" markets ... at that point starts deflation party

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:04 | 990523 Ragnarok
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It truly is a global Ponzi.  So those in the US can take solace in the fact that we're all fucked and no country will escape the coming shit storm.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:10 | 990765 Things that go bump
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Thats cold comfort.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 21:47 | 991160 MrSteve
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Certain EW gurus have postulated that all "all" paper currencies could be zapped by the big reserve currency reset yet he still persists in staying invested in nuclear powered entities' bonds. How does all that compute?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:51 | 990482 SwingForce
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Hey like Mike Krieger says, it's not my debt. I do not donate to Social Security or Medicare so I don't care, but just how much can the 91% working class USTaxpayers bear?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:51 | 990487 John McCloy
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Well ..New World Order goal of distributing wealth of the middle class & upper class and reverse socialism for them take the largest pieces of the pie for their "troubles" is no myth folks.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:52 | 990490 Scisco
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But you can't eat linen.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:53 | 990493 savagegoose
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print me up a steak benny

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 17:59 | 990507 mt paul
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let them 

eat dollars...

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:06 | 990742 Sudden Debt
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that little metal wire didn't pass FDA tests yet, but they're working on it...



Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:12 | 990545 gwar5
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People will come to love the IMF as the next bringer of food.

They'll be the next central planner and Economic Cargo Cult.


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Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:10 | 990550 lynnybee
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I am learning.  I am asking a serious question.   Is this I.M.F. (bank) a criminal syndicate or not ?   Why do countries even get involved with this organization ? !   When I was growing up a bank was a respectable & trustworthy insitution !    I'm having a difficult time wrapping my brain around all the shit I read on the internet about the current state of banking !     

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:16 | 990566 Misean
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" When I was growing up a bank was a respectable & trustworthy insitution !"

When was that, 1837?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:14 | 990774 lynnybee
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true ...... it was in the 1950's when we also went to church with little white gloves on our hands, ate family supper on Sunday with our grandparents, & drove cross country on ROUTE 66.    a time when no one even knew who worked in WASHINGTON or WALL ST.    all we knew is that we felt safe, we & our neighbors all had little houses on a 15 year mortage, & we all paid them off in 10 years.   Dad went to work, Mom stayed home & her grocery bill was $5 for the trip.   I sat at the local pharmacy soda fountain & ordered chocolate phosphates or cherry cokes for only 10cents & HERSHEY bars were a nickel.     we all carried around silver coins in our pockets & Dad & Mom saved money in banks for a rainy day ........... & then, NIXON.......

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 20:11 | 990912 oygevalt
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Lynnybee, I truly do appreciate your efforts to learn, but pursuant to an earlier thread... you do realize that Nixon was decidedly not Jewish, don't you?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 21:21 | 991083 lynnybee
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L.O.L. .......... but, HENRY KISSINGER IS !!

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 21:50 | 991169 oygevalt
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Yes, he happens to be, and I'll never argue in his favor - but I really want to put this question to you.  Sticking with the recent financial crisis for argument's sake: Geithner, Bernanke, Paulson, Bush, Greenspan... most of that quick list are Jews.  All are men.  All are white.  All are Americans.  Why are you suspicious of the Jewishness and not the other aspects of their identities?

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 00:27 | 991716 trav7777
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perhaps that you can make other quick lists excluding the american part.  And you can make other lists where the other attributes have low correlations.

I mean, gfd, you got a gigantic majority of jews and you come and say oh what about the fact that they all have hair

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 05:55 | 992164 oygevalt
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They all seem to have gone to elite colleges, too.  And have gotten married and had children.  Jewishness is not common to all of them.  Since when is a "gigantic majority" 3 of 5, especially since I deliberately chose a list with a majority so I wouldn't be accused of leaving out anyone important?  Kashkari- pretty sure he's not Jewish, for example.  Everybody loves to compare the US now to Weimar Germany, and no serious person now argues that Jews caused Weimar inflation, and look what happens when a group gets hated on as a scapegoat.  Why not think of that before screeching?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:08 | 990755 Common_Cents22
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IMF=central bank without borders, possibly eventual central bank of central banks.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:21 | 990788 gwar5
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What they said, plus:

The IMF is a "fund" that was supposed to function as an economic liver and sop up economic messes of the 187 member nations. They have 2,900 metric tonnes of gold as of July 2010. The IMF is an international organization HQ'd in DC that helps currency stabilization and distressed countries clean up their default messes, etc. Formed in 1946 at Bretton Woods. For many years critics have said it has become an pernicious instrument of economic imperialism (true). Over time it has come under more UN and European influence than the World Bank. Most recently, the IMF has been acting and behaving as a functional bank by issuing bonds, being a clearing house for SDR's (special drawing rights) for countries like China that don't want to accept failing currencies like the USD, and even proposing a new world currency (bancor) of their own.  Joseph Stiglitz has been calling for even closer ties with the UN. Global bank, global government = NWO. A Global Central Bank that can issue fiat currency could wield immense power and effectively abolish sovereignty and democracy. Considering how sociopathic the current Central Bankers are, I'm sure there's no reason to think elevating  unelected elitists to ultimate power would make it worse. Paranoid yet?

The World Bank is a US dominated counterpart, also formed at Bretton Woods. But this a US sponsored bank and has always been considered an instrument of US economic imperialism by critics under the guise of helping poor countries. The head of the bank must be a US citizen. Also HQ'd in DC.



Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:32 | 990823 A_MacLaren
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That's 2 questions lyynybee...

Is this I.M.F. (bank) a criminal syndicate or not ?

In my opinion, yes, not that the world court or any other competent court with jurisdiction would agree.  However the court of popular opinion might (once they understood it).  ;-)

Why do countries even get involved with this organization ?

Countries don't get involved, their "leaders/rulers" make that decision for them.  If a vote would have been taken by the populous of those afflicted nations, I would guess the answers would be a resounding F.U.  But then again, even Iceland took their loans...

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 21:16 | 991066 Yes_Questions
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No LynnBee, there is no Santa Claus.

Presumably you are less than 98 yrs of age so, on that assumption, banskter filth was cheating your folks (and all working people) when you were growing up.


Wed, 02/23/2011 - 21:24 | 991088 Yes_Questions
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I junked myself for being rude..


Wed, 02/23/2011 - 21:25 | 991091 lynnybee
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it's obvious ........ i was living in a 1950's la-la land most of my life, that's what happens to good little Dutch girls living in a good little small town.  i was raised in some sort of sheltered small town reality ..........  no one has to rub it in anymore.   I get it, people !!  THOSE DAYS ARE GONE, WELCOME TO REALITY !  

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 21:30 | 991108 Yes_Questions
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Thats why I junked myself.  You did not deserve my Snarky Ass Remark.


BTW, Hang in there: your are amongst friends.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 06:33 | 992184 Overflow-admin
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1) IMF is a criminal syndicate. Just learn from history. I.e. Argentina 1995+.
2) Countries get involved because of politic weakness. Just think what you might do in such case, when el padrino makes you an offer you can't reject. There are still other options but at that time all seem worse (short-term) than accept the lobby's offer.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:44 | 990557 metastar
Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:26 | 990595 jkruffin
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RUT-RO, this is a Nasty H&S^DJI&t=my&l=off&z=l&q=c&c=

look out below!!!!

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:01 | 990722 gaoptimize
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____, ________ knees and toes, knees and toes

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:33 | 990617 Diamond Jim
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I suggest the IMF go out and rent a copy of "Soylent Green"....and as far as handing us the bill.....screw them.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:36 | 990626 DonutBoy
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I know this is bad - but I just laugh.  "With inflationary expectations well-anchored.."  LULZ.  The global spin-game.  Thanks to ZH for shedding light in the dark corners so the liars can't hide.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:38 | 990632 Common_Cents22
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Hey, an AAPL a day keeps the riots away!


MicheleO (while snacking on ribs) sez, two SNAPs up!

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:46 | 990665 Judge Judy Scheinlok
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The 1600 Pound Gorilla. Obama foundering like a horse who broke free from his stall and engorged on a 50lb bag of grain. The internal fermentation process will soon twist his intestines.

"Last Friday’s American veto of the United Nations Security Council resolution that would have called Israeli settlement activity on the West Bank illegal was not only shameful, it was possibly the low point of the already foundering Obama presidency. To be sure, United States UN Ambassador Susan Rice accompanied the veto with a stirring rendition of “I’ll cry tomorrow” as she described how the Obama White House really is opposed to the settlements."

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 18:52 | 990692 RichardENixon
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So the U.S. taxpayer goes from being the bottom guy to being the Lucky Pierre.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 21:53 | 991178 MrSteve
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Somebody has  to make the sandwiches or the IMF ain't gonna have the picnic it is promisin'

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:06 | 990743 gabeh73
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Unelected Bilderberg water-carrier David Cameron wasted little time in making nice with Egypt’s new post-”revolution” military dictatorship as part of an effort to cash in on the tidal wave of “democracy” now sloshing around the region.

The British Prime Minister led no less than eight (yes – eight!) different defense firms on a tour of the region, even as Libyan dictator Colonel Gaddafi used weapons bought from British companies to slaughter hundreds of protesters.


<A HREF=""><font color=blue>new bosses expected to buy more weapons than old bosses </font></A>

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 21:55 | 991184 MrSteve
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Hey no problem! it's all fully deductible as a business trip, business as usual.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 19:16 | 990781 dcb
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twilight zone unreal

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 20:27 | 990941 AldoHux_IV
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The IMF is the epitome of centrally planned economic idiocy.  This organization is a front for the elite to continue their enslavement of nations through the guise of aid but the cruel yoke of debt.  To find nations in their most dire moment (which they helped create in the first place) they then take advantage of less informed nations.  This is very much how evil works-- creating the dire straits and providing a false hope.  The IMF needs to be dissolved and all workers past and present be tried for their crimes against humanity.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 21:30 | 991104 lynnybee
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thank you !!  that's the kind of explanation / education i was asking about earlier !!  merci beaucoup !  

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 20:40 | 990975 curbyourrisk
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Bernanke is currently trying to figure out how to print OIL.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 20:45 | 990985 Sizzurp
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The Fed, IMF, BIS and various other assorted central planner idiots caused all this to begin with.  Now they want us to bail them out for their epic fail.  Sorry, I think not.  The French devised an ingenious cure for inflation during the French revolution.  They discovered that if you chop off enough heads they stop printing money.  Throw in gold Napoleans and viola, problem solved.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 20:54 | 991006 robertocarlos
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Sounds like a good plan. I vote yes.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 20:57 | 991018 Rodent Freikorps
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I'm not paying for it.

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 21:05 | 991037 robertocarlos
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Why do you pay for all the useless eaters in your own country? Shouldn't you be revolting?

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 22:01 | 991211 MrSteve
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Who or what is more revolting than someone like you advocating genocide on the masses, labeling them "useless eaters"? Is there any more fascist assumption possible than robertos' here about the utility of humans that you could make? Apparently it is not only bankers who we should be labeling as zombies..

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 22:46 | 991393 Bobbyrib
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The IMF just said they wanted to change the reserve currency of the world from dollars to something else. Now they want us to print money for food inflation caused party by our Federal Reserve? I agree with everyone else calling this a joke...

Wed, 02/23/2011 - 23:41 | 991478 michigan independant
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Congratulation's you're one step closer to hitting the bottum.

You are working for something more than you.










Thu, 02/24/2011 - 00:17 | 991690 sgorem
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 "considering also that the recovery is expected to remain sluggish going forward." Yeah, like a fucking squashed slug. I just cannot, to this day, comprehend ALL of the fucking pearl studded scrotum sucking morons on this planet. I feel all alone, until I open the vault.........

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 06:38 | 992188 vxpatel
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I worked at the World Bank for 3 years...never heard the word poverty used their, not once, not even over latte's and fine wine in the company cafeteria. Which happens to be subsidized and one of the best restaurants in DC.

God save the rich, kill the poor.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 08:49 | 992319 rustymason
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Who could even have guessed that our fate under Obama, the neo-cons, and the other MultiCultists/globocapitalists would be that of Detroit, Brazil, Rhodesia, South Africa?  Total surprise.

Thu, 02/24/2011 - 10:17 | 992548 Weisbrot
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only to the kool-aide drinkin' dummies that voted them in

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