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Indiana Braces For Violence, Adds Armed Guards To Unemployment Offices In Anticipation Of 99-Week Jobless Benefits Expiration

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Mon, 11/01/2010 - 12:00 | 690698 Walter_Sobchak
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Things are getting so exciting!!!!!

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 12:04 | 690721 SheepDog-One
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Isn't that masked guy Robert Paulson?

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 12:18 | 690768 Chito Campo
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His name is Robert Paulson.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 12:20 | 690780 Duuude
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Robber Paulson.

 

There, I fixed it for ya.

 

 

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 14:20 | 691186 MachoMan
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It can't be that exciting when Mr. Paulson is asleep/can't see out of the mask....  I guess if you just stand somewhere with your eyes closed brandishing a nice HK, body armor, and a badge, people probably won't fuck with you.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 14:37 | 691250 BGO
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Toward the end of his life Tolstoy wrote an essay titled "I Cannot Be Silent." The essay was about a group of men that chose to bear arms against their fellow countrymen. The men in that story, they wore masks, too, and every last one of them (eventually) suffered particularly horrific demises.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 15:06 | 691323 Missing_Link
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They'll be posting them in McDonald's soon, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHkUKLLm7Z0

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 16:19 | 691523 Ripped Chunk
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What do you mean no $1.00 specials this week.............

Election week, no bad press please. Thank you !!!!!

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 16:56 | 691615 cossack55
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Yes, they were given a revolver with one round and forced to watch C-SPAN until they sought their own relief.  Cruel.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 19:14 | 691868 JW n FL
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this is what it looks like when they come to your house or my house... when the gloves come off...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Iz5MwPsfyo&feature=related

 

just becuase this is offshore now doesnt mean that it will stay there if "We the People" cant behave ourselves.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZFFQcXDl4o&feature=related

 

close air support was up and running in Miami after hurricane Andrew blew thru... those where these those not a-10's. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmoghK44jdI

 

The best stuff we can buy can NOT! compete with predators and these close air support toys.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 14:43 | 691276 nope-1004
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Assault rifle and ski mask?

Those damn unemployed must be the new Axis of Evil.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 17:37 | 691709 JW n FL
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its a 9mm mp5... not an assault rifle. and when someone walks in with a full auto .223 / .308 and / or 7.62... well lets just say that light armor and 9mm bullets are not going to stop the guy with an assault rifle.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 18:19 | 691781 MachoMan
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proven repeatedly during the LA bank robbery...  and a myriad of other incidents before and since.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 18:42 | 691823 JW n FL
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They should have went the 40mm route and or a lil smaller for the newer stuff and they would have made it out...

Tue, 11/02/2010 - 11:07 | 693184 MachoMan
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They should have just started a mortgage origination/packaging business...

Tue, 11/02/2010 - 13:08 | 693616 JW n FL
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Now that is some funny shit right there! Thank You! Kind Sir!! for the laugh! much needed!

Tue, 11/02/2010 - 16:46 | 694281 Rick64
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LOL

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 12:56 | 690929 buzzsaw99
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very good.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 13:09 | 690965 Kobe Beef
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His name is Andrew Joseph Stack.

His name is Andrew Joseph Stack.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 13:16 | 690991 Everyman
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"Only in death does a Project Mayhem have a name."

So he can't be Robert Paulson.

"I'm gonna go get a shovel."

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 15:30 | 691388 tmosley
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He must've been bitten by JPM or one of the other zombie banks.

So his name IS Robert Paulson.

Coming soon to a community near you: http://www.amctv.com/originals/The-Walking-Dead/

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 12:37 | 690842 bigdumbnugly
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no, not to worry, sheepdog.

its just barney fife.  he wears the mask because he knows no one would take him seriously if he shows his face.  he'll probably shoot his own toes off in a minute...

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 12:41 | 690861 ZakuKommander
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Speaking of Barney, these guards will be unlikely to have the tacticool kit featured in the picture.  Think more along the lines of revolvers with one bullet.  

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 13:02 | 690949 SheepDog-One
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Yep, the ATF guys will be busy with the militia threat. The UE offices will be guarded by Chinese and Russian UN troops, when you show up to collect your check youll be routed out the back door onto the FEMA train and your assignment at the forced labor camp to 'repay your debt', you useless eater. Communism, bitchez...recognize.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 13:28 | 691029 DosZap
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UhHuh,when you see the first Blue Helmets, FLEE.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 13:57 | 691110 kridkrid
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A fairly disorganized lot, those blue hats.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 15:18 | 691356 Meatier Shower
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Don't you mean FIRE?

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 16:28 | 691539 Uncle Remus
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Or laugh.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 15:44 | 691382 Temporalist
Mon, 11/01/2010 - 13:00 | 690942 RobD
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Funny thing is the other Federal law inforcement agencies call the ATF guys Barneys.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 13:12 | 690977 bigdumbnugly
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yep. 

and whether the ATF chalks that up as a reference to fred's neighbor, the purple dinosaur, or the mayberry sidekick - it ain't a term of endearment.

in that photo barney's got some bigger guns than i remember him having... fife on steroids i guess.  (i can't believe snl or someone didn't come up with a skit for that).

 

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 13:14 | 690983 ZakuKommander
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H&K, bitchez!

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 16:31 | 691545 Uncle Remus
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Looks like a FAL.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 13:29 | 691033 DosZap
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Still just ONE bullet.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 17:39 | 691716 JW n FL
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ATF ='s FBI reject.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 20:46 | 692039 chopper read
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ATF = Waco Murderers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQT-0umIo6Y

jack-booted thugs geared-up to take out your fellow Americans and perhaps, someday, you. 

Tue, 11/02/2010 - 13:11 | 693624 JW n FL
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Yes. You are correct... no gun fire into the house, no setting the house on fire... on accident? Yes, they like to attack churches with Good God Fearing people inside... lets see how they do when its not the lambs that they are up against.

Tue, 11/02/2010 - 21:17 | 694818 chopper read
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+1

weekend warriors cannot help themselves.  the agency should be disbanded. 

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 20:48 | 692043 chopper read
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ATF = Waco Murderers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQT-0umIo6Y

jack-booted thugs geared-up to take out your fellow Americans and perhaps, someday, you. 

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 13:12 | 690976 Haywood Jablowme
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Isn't that masked guy Robert Paulson?

 

Actually it's Nacho Libre's twin brother.  Ever since the accident off the top rope, his wrestling career went into a tailspin...

 

 

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 17:23 | 691670 goldfish1
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Is the mask designed to be worn over the eyes, or is it an equipment malfunction? Either way, the  desperate poor stand a chance.

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 12:19 | 690777 DaveyJones
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and to save money, the guards are outsourced from India : /

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 12:40 | 690858 Oracle of Kypseli
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The same Indians that killed Indira?

The guards admitted killing her while she was holding a baby in her arms. They told the judge that it felt like taking Gundy from a baby!

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 13:21 | 691006 Ivanovich
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*groan*

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 13:22 | 691008 knukles
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+ belly belly good you win a curry slurpee

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 20:10 | 691984 StychoKiller
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Apu:  "Shiva H. Vishnu!  Time for a champagne Squishee!"

Mon, 11/01/2010 - 12:46 | 690887 Oh regional Indian
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Hey Davey, if they're masked like that, I guess you'll never find out eh?

Anecdotally, private security was the fastest growing business in India right along with IT (outsourced). 

Next was security systems (CCTV boom).

Guns just come with capitalist territory, in all it's myriad, dysfunctional manifestation.

India-na.

Fitting somehow.

ORI

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Mon, 11/01/2010 - 13:52 | 691099 redpill
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