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Initial Claims: 500K! Expectations Of 478K, Previous Revised To 488K, 300K+ Weekly Increase In Extended Aid Recipients

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Welcome to the half a century. Treasuries surge. Futures plummet. Can't wait for Rosie's note.... Or Liesman's spin

Continuing claims at 4.478MM on expectations of 4.5MM; previous 4.452MM revised to 4.491MM.

Those receiving Extended Benefits and EUCs increased by over 300k (+49,229 and +260,105) week over week

However, don't panic - the depression may be over... in 2099.

And here is a chart of jobless claims (SA) which are now back to November 2009 levels.

 

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Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:34 | 529924 firstdivision
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Recovery is in full effect.  I do not understand why futures decided to reverse course, this jobless claims met my expectations.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:34 | 529930 KevinH
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Lol, it was actually better than my estimates, futures should be printing 1100...

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:03 | 530011 unwashedmass
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so "surprised"...enjoying watching JPM in "full suppression" mode in the Comex gold and silver markets. silver, particularly, is proving a real problem for them to take down this morning....

do we think the peasants might be grasping there's a problem?

cue the GM IPO cheerleaders!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:03 | 530012 unwashedmass
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so "surprised"...enjoying watching JPM in "full suppression" mode in the Comex gold and silver markets. silver, particularly, is proving a real problem for them to take down this morning....

do we think the peasants might be grasping there's a problem?

cue the GM IPO cheerleaders!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:49 | 530125 cossack55
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No way. The peasants are too busy grasping their Guns, Bibles, and Beer. Nothing to see here.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 11:20 | 530453 Slim
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A mob of drunk angry peasants with firearms is nothing to dismiss.  They tend to forget about 'God Fearing' when they get screwed over.  At some point I'd at least like a return to government for and by the people run with duty to the people as opposed to the political elite's scamming, skimming, and reelection machine.  And that's why angry peasants make sure they are armed - it helps keep their representatives honest although they've done a good job at blanketly discouraging all firearms and painting them evil for 50 years or so (and with good reason - cover their own asses). 

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 11:35 | 530506 rosiescenario
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....if ammo were not in such current short supply, I would be more worried....if I were an elite.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 11:50 | 530551 -Michelle-
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Shouldn't that be the other way around?  The fact that ammo is in short supply would worry me...

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 11:35 | 530507 sharonsj
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You'd be surprised how many of the peasants are armed.  When I moved to Pennsylvania, where the first day of hunting season is a national holiday, I discovered the truth.  People here have a ton of guns.  It gives me hope that the downtrodden will eventually rise up and shoot a few deserving CEOs.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 11:37 | 530514 rosiescenario
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...surprising that Bernie made it into jail...just shows how forgiving we are as a whole...

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 12:47 | 530707 midtowng
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I wouldn't worry about angry peasants, as long as they are willing to die defending tax cuts for the wealthy and big business. When the peasants actually want a cut of the pie is when things will change.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 11:05 | 530370 Kaiser Sousa
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yeah, "the ol'e sideways" trading routine as Maxwell Smart would say...

comical to observe...

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:38 | 529939 NoBull1994
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The summer of recovery....

And heavy drinking.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:41 | 529943 firstdivision
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Speaking of which, I am quite hungover today.  Damn those shots of 151.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:45 | 529961 Sabibaby
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booze is a buy!!!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:58 | 529999 Young
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Booze business - Totally recession free! Futures hit the floor at 1085, probably going up today again... Time to short bonds instead of equities?

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:13 | 530032 -1Delta
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Fed buys today and tom... take profit and then take it up the ass

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:27 | 530069 firstdivision
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Local (Cleveland) major brewery is hiring for sales reps to send to Chicago, and I'm sending in my resume.  I know my job would be stable and paychecks would always come in.  People never stop buying beer :)

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:30 | 530082 aerojet
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I would not bet the farm on that statement. 

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:43 | 530111 Conrad Murray
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Blackout Stout, FTW!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 10:42 | 530260 firstdivision
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Conrad, are you a fellow Thievelander?  Blackout Stout is so appropriately named...

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 12:32 | 530667 Conrad Murray
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Indeed; Thieveland, Ohydro my whole life, eastside.  We may be the mistake on the lake, but we sure as fuck got our beer right.  And the West Side Market is great too.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 16:44 | 531325 faustian bargain
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Might have a look into the DIY homebrew market first...

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:26 | 530066 Jason T
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Buy your local Brew!  Or Brew your own ..bitchez

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:57 | 530000 Hedge Jobs
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this is fantastic news and proves the jobless recovery is going from strength to strength.

more jobless = more recovery! We will be out of this mess in no time

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:41 | 529944 GIANTKILR
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Let the rally begin!!!!!!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:49 | 529975 Gully Foyle
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firstdivision

I just read an article claiming employment was getting cheaper in the US than India.

 

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:27 | 530074 firstdivision
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Ha, that is quite funny.  India is a clusterfuck of economic limbo.  They have hyperinflation, yet most of the country is still too poor to afford shoes.  Wait, they are trying to beat us to the "New Normal". 

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 11:40 | 530528 rosiescenario
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...but HOG believes they can afford $20K bikes? Maybe cash-out-re-fi's are still working over there?

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 11:41 | 530535 rosiescenario
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...but HOG believes they can afford $20K bikes? Maybe cash-out-re-fi's are still working over there?

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:44 | 530114 hdunn2
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FT article about call centers?

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:25 | 530064 TraderMark
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Weekly jobless claims (inverted) are actually a heck of a good leading stock market indicator.  So unless Ben and his merry printing machine can change history, things are not looking so bright ahead.  See chart here.

http://is.gd/eoI3M

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:34 | 530090 -1Delta
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If you lag the ECRI (as a %yoy) and the 4weekSA you get an R^2 of 75%. Smoothed you get like 85%... im over 600K by MAR...

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 12:52 | 530715 doggings
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thats a funny post dude :) is it yours?

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 10:07 | 530164 mnevins2
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"Recovery is in full effect.  I do not understand why futures decided to reverse course, this jobless claims met my expectations."

Just another one of those "green shoots" events in the midst of the Obama's "Summer of Recovery" - stocks soar!!!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:34 | 529927 citationneeded
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Oh my.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:48 | 529969 Cognitive Dissonance
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Whoops. Ouch, that hurt.

While I don't want anyone to suffer, the fact remains that pain and suffering is coming. Period. Full stop, end of sentence. The fact that the powers that be have kicked the can down the road is the reason we are looking at exponentially worse pain and suffering today than we were looking at 2 years ago.

Even from a compassion point of view, the can kicking doesn't make sense. There was an article (was it here on ZH?) I read a few months ago about burn victims, pain during the bandage changes and the nursing staff. The staff felt that the best way to deal with the pain caused by literally pulling off the bandages was to do so slowly.

But the vast majority of the patients wanted it done quickly, to get it over with. It was the inability of the care givers to emotionally deal with inflicting pain upon the patient while changing bandages that actually caused the patient more pain. The nurse and doctors came up with a rationalization for the slow technique they used that made them feel better.

The economic bandages must and will come off. Do we push aside the doctors and nurses and remove them ourselves or do we meekly submit to their "authority" and endure much more pain than we have to? The choice is ours. Will we emotionally be as cowardly?

 

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:52 | 529988 tmosley
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Unfortunately, in order to avoid removing our bandages, Nurse Ben is burning us more.  We came in with a cigarette burn inflicted by FDR that just wouldn't heal, and now we have 3rd degree burns over 90% of our body.  Next comes the 4th degree (that means charred bones).

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:55 | 529990 Gully Foyle
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Cognitive Dissonance = (Militant 2)

[Black Dynamite walks into the militant group's hideout]
Black Dynamite: Excuse me, brothers.
Militant #3: [Gets up] The militants turn, startled. This is private. How'd you get in here?
Black Dynamite: I walked in.
Militant 2: So you one of them sneaky brothers, huh? Or maybe you an undercover pig. Or maybe you just a federal hitman.
Black Dynamite: If I was, you cats would already be dead. Now let me speak to the man in charge.
Militant #3: Sarcastically, I'm in charge.
[Exchanges hi-fives with the other militant]
Black Dynamite: If you were in charge, the people might as well surrender to whitey right now, because your survival skills ain't worth a damn.
Saheed: Black Dynamite.
[Walks into the room]
Saheed: It's been a long time, my brother.
Black Dynamite: [Exchanging hi-fives with Saheed] What it is, Saheed?
Militant 2: You know this Uncle Tom?
Black Dynamite: Listen sucka, I'm blacker than the ace of spades and more militant than you and your whole damn army put together. While you out there, chanting at rallies and brow-beating politicians, I'm taking out any money-fronting sucka on a humble that gets in my way. So I tell you what, when your so called revolution starts, you call me, and I'll be right down front showing you how it's done. But until then, you need to SHUT the FUCK UP when grown folks is talking.
Militant 2: I'm sorry.
Saheed: Yeah, we heard about what went down at the Hip Pocket. That was righteous.
Black Dynamite: That was personal, brother.
Saheed: Personal or not, you saved a lot of brothers and sisters. You need our help,
[pounds chest with right fist]
Saheed: we're here.
Black Dynamite: I can dig it.
[Black Dynamite pulls the bullet casing from his pocket]
Black Dynamite: What can you tell me about this?
[Saheed takes the casing, sniffs the inside for gunpowder and licks the outer casing]
Saheed: I ain't seen one of these in a while.
[Black Dynamite and Saheed walk out of the room]
Militant 2: [Whispers] I was gonna fuck him up.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:59 | 530003 Cognitive Dissonance
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Time for your meds.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:25 | 530062 Village Idiot
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Is this person stereotyping Jews? If so, I am offended.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:36 | 530063 Village Idiot
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dup.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:11 | 530029 MsCreant
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Lot of effort there to do that. Implies some kind of investment.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:55 | 529996 LeBalance
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The compassion point of view is to realise that every being that is present for what is to come needs those circumstances in order to realise their dreams and experience.  That is the math.  The emotions always are harder to accomodate.

War / Peace >> All under the big tent called Love.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:14 | 530033 G-R-U-N-T
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CD....."While I don't want anyone to suffer"

Suffering and pain motivate change, which is good, however most American's are not in enough pain yet.

I pose a question: While the pain increases will the American citizenry make the patriotic  decision to uphold the Constitution, and purge Washington of the evil it's become?

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:29 | 530078 Cognitive Dissonance
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We humans are controlled with fear. I proffer that any pain realized is actually our liberator because once realized, it no longer can control because it can no longer be avoided.

However, after 60 years and 3 generations of conditioning and indoctrination in a wide variety of pain avoidance and fear heightening techniques, I suspect that the tendency will be to dump all moral, social and legal contracts in the river that was originally stained with tea in the rush to avoid the unavoidable pain.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 12:13 | 530624 sheeple
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Love your comments as always, keep it up CD

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:36 | 530095 Max Hunter
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Agreed.. Nothing will happen until the threat is so real that not even hopium on MSM can sooth our outlook and maintain passive behavior.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:37 | 530101 PeterSchump
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No, the ignorant US population has been trashing the their constitution for 100 years.  Get ready for the the new TV reality show "American Collectivist."  That is your new America.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:32 | 530087 zurakowg
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How do we push Chief surgeons Ben and Tim and the Hospital administrators (Obama et alteri) aside? It's frustrating watching the operating room. Until a critical mass of informed public surfaces, we are relegated to helpless spectator status. We can protect ourselves to some degree but the damage to the system as a whole continues. To a large degree, the public gets what it deserves/asks for. Few are willing to reallign their lifestyles to bring them in line with their means. Few are willing to fully comprehend their own excessess and those executed on their behalf by federal, state and local governments. Most of my friends still think that (more) government intervention is the answer. The concepts of honest money, accounting, markets, balanced budgets and general transparency are not on the lips of too many.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 11:24 | 530474 Moonrajah
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How do we push Chief surgeons Ben and Tim and the Hospital administrators (Obama et alteri) aside?

 

Well, the more rational patients of the insane asylum just need to calmly explain to Tim, Ben and Barry that they need to get back to their rooms and take the meds STAT. Oh, and on their way would they please untie and ungag the real doctors and nurses?

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:36 | 530094 M.B. Drapier
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The burns researcher was Dan Ariely; poor guy started out by getting the burns himself.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:49 | 530122 Cognitive Dissonance
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Thank you for the link. I found him through one of his articles discussing what he also talked about on TED.

It is sometimes the case that only after experiencing personal pain will we begin to look beyond the facade and start asking the tough questions. This is why I expect average Jane/Joe will suffer much more pain before s/he are willing to drop their preconceived notions and confront all those painful cognitive dissonances.

But I wish to stress that this doesn't mean that nothing can nor should be done to open minds and begin the process of change.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:53 | 530131 cossack55
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Wellllll, he was in to whips and chains, she was into pain.....

David Allan Coe

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 10:19 | 530200 Cognitive Dissonance
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I wondered if my "pain" reference would bring out the S & M crowd. Welcome to the freak show. Help yourself to coffee and tea over there and we have a new selection of whips and gags over here.

Grab me (not literally please, at least not......there) if you need anything. :>)

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 10:40 | 530255 Jerome Lester H...
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Having a wife who is a nurse and has had to do this very thing I can tell you that when you pull bandages quickly from a burn wound you are more likely to pull away the scabs along with the bandages thus increasing the time it takes for the injury to heal and increasing the likelihood of infection.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 11:59 | 530577 Cognitive Dissonance
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Neither I nor Dan Ariely were talking about ripping away or rapidly removing the bandages. May I suggest you watch the video?

http://www.ted.com/talks/dan_ariely_on_our_buggy_moral_code.html

He was talking about the total time involved during each session of bandage changing. Please, watch the video.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:34 | 529929 ZeroPower
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CNBS: Initial claims come in at well under a 1MM. Win for the bulls.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:06 | 530020 Cognitive Dissonance
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It's been dropped in favor of the "Breaking News" of Intel swallowing Mcafee. Which means the futures are beginning to rebound since attention has been redirected.

Move along, nothing to see here. Just wait until next weeks employment numbers. They'll be much better. Can successfully kicked down the road another week.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 12:16 | 530634 sheeple
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Yeah how about those 99ers mad hating every street corners across the states ... sigh ... my condolences to them

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:35 | 529931 -Michelle-
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Prepare for market ramp in T-minus 57 minutes...

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:36 | 529932 mephisto
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Buy the dip for the POMO bounce....

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:37 | 529937 hellboy
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10yr or which one? or esu0?

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:57 | 529998 ZeroPower
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Last POMO ESU0 went apeshit.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:03 | 530010 hellboy
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cheers!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:46 | 529960 firstdivision
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And this is why today was a POMO day, gotta pump it with guns blazing.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:35 | 529934 scatterbrains
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notice how they stole those 1095ish stops? Who would have bought that news flash to cause a surge like that ? Fucking criminal

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:36 | 529935 HelluvaEngineer
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that's the longest 5 min candle I've seen in a while

Will this affect the GM IPO? </sarcasm>

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:36 | 529936 Headbanger
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Uglyyyyy!!!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:40 | 529941 docj
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Recovery Summer, baby.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:39 | 529942 doomandbloom
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ah cool...jobless recovery in full swing...let me buy some stocks then...

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:41 | 529945 PicassoInActions
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No need to Panic, We will take care of Iran this weekend and will show to the world that we have the best printers around the globe.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:55 | 529997 Lucky Guesst
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Well we have to send the boys coming home from Iraq somewhere. We can't have them leaving the military and adding to the number of unemployed job seekers this close to elections.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:39 | 530105 Jim in MN
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Yeah, some of them might even run for Congress and cause a ripple in the Force.  Ship 'em out!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 10:01 | 530144 augmister
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Stick them on the Mexican Border... do we have a job for them!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:42 | 529947 Quintus
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Bloomberg Radio are interviewing some dumbass who is trying to laugh this off by claiming that people re-applying for extended benefits are accidentally being counted as initial claims and therefore making the number look worse.

I pity anybody with funds under management with that joker.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:52 | 529983 Sabibaby
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a lot of people do try to cheat the system. This isn't accounted for but it is the Achilles heal of the US and other countries who have full time scammers of the system -whether it be Wall Street or Section 8. Main Street is fuct

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:21 | 530056 EscapeKey
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But how does this figure differ from last weeks? The problem hasn't suddenly appeared.

 

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:19 | 530048 -1Delta
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I spilled my dam coffee with BB radio this am... he cant even be called a joker... he was full of GM juice or fecal matter if you will

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:41 | 530110 Jim in MN
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Wait.....you mean.....gulp....DUKEY!?!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:43 | 529949 yabs
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so how come futures are up with s and P at 1092?

 

WTF?

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:16 | 530041 old_turk
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See the posts above and earlier TD articles on POMO (ie Fed buying T's) Day.

The liquidity has to go somewhere so it goes ... into equities.

Especially now that the PDs know the CUSIPS and profit hansomely from it.  :-)

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:43 | 529950 redarrow
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No problemo. Dont you know we are on the road to recovery and we shall rebuild this economy stronger than eva </sarcasm>..we have saved GM, never mind that in their prospectus they forecast 6% increase in sales 5 years into the future. How does that sound when you have 500K claims right here at home? Where are they going to sell these cars?..in highly cost sensitive markets like China and India?

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:43 | 529951 Translational Lift
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All I see is a whole bunch of chickens coming home!!

This will not end well!!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:42 | 529953 Bankster T Cubed
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buy small caps!

the program probably will

because the markets are 100% fake

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:43 | 529954 LeBalance
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc1dFtShpko

coming to a Main Street near you.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:44 | 529955 Council of Econ...
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The talking heads on CNBC are acting like chickens with their heads cut off over this report.  Anybody with a rational economic view has understood all along that things were not going to get any better any time soon on the path we started on 2 years ago.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:45 | 529956 The Franchise
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I love the smell of POMO in the morning.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:46 | 529962 yabs
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council

headless chickens still have higher Iq that anyone on CNBC

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:48 | 529963 Mako
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2 (40-60 years) generations this time... Japan will be 3 (60-80 years) generations if you mark it from 1989.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:47 | 529966 Übermensch
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"Vice President Joe Biden predicted job growth of 250,000 to 500,000 jobs a month in the next two months, according to CNBC on Monday." 28th April 2010

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 10:03 | 530150 augmister
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Joe "Bite Me" strikes again, what a savant!  The humanity!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:48 | 529971 yabs
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Krugman was right we need more stimulus :)

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:49 | 529972 Lucky Guesst
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I get it. It's the citizen shopaholic recovery! Cold turkey, no pansy group therapy classes for us.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:49 | 529974 Chartist
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The markets want to pin the SPX at 1100 come friday.....I don't expect a real response to this number till next week.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:11 | 530028 realtick
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Exactly - then short, short, short.

http://i36.tinypic.com/v4biwh.jpg

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 11:20 | 530447 RockyRacoon
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I'll see your pic and raise ya one:

http://v3.caseyresearch.com/images/Linear-Dow-orig.gif

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:50 | 529976 tunaman4u2
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Market up! More printed $ coming, YAY! 

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:51 | 529977 HitTheFan
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Surely half a millenium?

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:50 | 529978 lieutenantjohnchard
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awaiting the bears and rosie are "always" wrong rocket scientists to wax eloquent this morning.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:51 | 529979 optimator
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Great news for the market.  It means there will be another stimulus and even more money pumped into the market.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:51 | 529981 AUD
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It's a monster (jobs report)!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:52 | 529982 John McCloy
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Good job Rosie.
I am going to pat myself on the back here a little and say that I called for a return to 500+ jobless before Rosie here on ZH about 2 months ago. Regardless this is great in now finally giving Rosenberg some more respect and hopefully more airtime regarding the true economic picture.
The truth is there for anyone who wishes to see it. Jobloss begets more job loss withoutt credit expansion. America runs on small business and they have been sold down the river for banks and corporate interests.
Next up municipal and state job loss.
Now back to calling Tyler and the ZH crew sensationalistic (Truth Speakers).

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:23 | 530037 Young
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Love your posts John. But since the stock market always looks forward, and is expecting better results in the future (anytime in the future will do) with or without lowered expectations, it should be impossible for equities to fall. 2007 you say? Glitch in the machinery, same in 2000, 1998, 1987, 1929. Stocks Aaaalways go up in the long run. Stick to the corporate fundamentals (the ones that are a blatant "low interest lie" based on borrowed consumption).. Ok this was sarcasm, now fail you soggy swamp donkey of a market! Maybe the Duke Brothers have it cornered?

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:45 | 530115 Jim in MN
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It's not a problem, stocks WILL always go up. 

 

Just need a couple decades of zero real returns to catch our breath...oh and a little 'pit stop' at gold:Dow 1:1 ratio at 5,000.

 

No biggie.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 10:04 | 530154 augmister
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The BANKERS ALWAYS WIN.  Wash, rinse, repeat!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:17 | 530043 firstdivision
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Same here http://www.zerohedge.com/article/ugly-economic-data-continues-validating-double-dip-deterioration-empire-manufacturing-ppi-an#comment-470632.  Since we called it, where do we go to redeem our calls for a PhD in Alchemy...err Economics?

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:26 | 530068 John McCloy
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To the back of the unemployment line of course. Only after imbibing in enough Kool-aid and free cookies and were will to stop speaking such herecy as economic reality and spout happy Keynes thoughts will you be granted a PHD. Then you too can turn paper and debt slavery into gold just like ou elites.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:53 | 529986 The Alarmist
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Hey, at least 90.5% of those ready, willing and able to work* still have a job.

And lookie ... continuing claims were below expectations! What cheer!

Cut to scene of mass crucifixion ... roll music:

"Always look on the bright side of Life! [Whistle, Whistle, Whistle, Whistle Whistle]

Always look on the bright side of Life [Whistle, Whistle, Whistle, Whistle Whistle]

Life's a piece of sh*t, when you look at it ....

Da da da da da da da da da"

 

*definition of ready, willing and able to work subject to change without notice ... it is an election year, after all.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:53 | 529987 Cursive
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Really not much else to say except that I want to hear from all of the Keynesians and people who keep telling us about this nascent recovery.  L-E-O  Where are you?  Please explain these numbers to me?

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 08:54 | 529992 Dburn
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"Alright one of you mofos do some M&A before the bell. We don't care who or what. But if one of you don't we may just unleash the DOJ. "

"Aww geez the Intel guys says, how about we do McAfee for 7.8 Billion"

"Yeah, Now your talking. Now if we can get one of those a day, we can pop this unemployment news and Ben will take care of the rest"

God Bless you fine Americans

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:00 | 530006 trillion_dollar...
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That about wraps it up for western civilization.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:13 | 530031 Ricky Bobby
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Trillion_   LMAO. That about sums it up.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:00 | 530007 Lndmvr
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It's really not so bad. It's just all the high schoolers going back and quitting Subway.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:02 | 530008 Almost Solvent
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Wait, did they fire more census workers than anticipated?

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 11:00 | 530341 hedgeless_horseman
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Per wife, we had a census worker visit today.  All we know is that the USG now has us down for two dobermans.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 14:05 | 530901 nmewn
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LOL...I never got one...sniff sniff.

Probably because of those damn dog's running loose again...I guess I should feed them at some point ;-)

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:02 | 530009 slovester
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Estimates of the 42 economists surveyed by Bloomberg ranged from 460,000 to 495,000. The government revised the prior week’s claims figure to 488,000 from a previously reported 484,000. Initial filings last week were the highest since the week ended Nov. 14, 2009.

So, 5K over the worst estimate of the alleged experts and, once again, the previous number is adjusted to make the delta look better.

The indexes should rally hard, as those buying stock are of the opinion that employees are an onerous expense best done away with so that the corporate bottom lines show even more profitibility.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:07 | 530021 Judge Smales
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They need to get some new analysts. ALL 42 ECONOMISTS surveyed were wrong to the optimistic side, as they almost always are (why do you think we get some many "unexpected" data points?). That's not accidental. It's corrupt. Why are they practically never wrong to the negative side? Because that's bad for business.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:04 | 530015 Judge Smales
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Disregard this jobless report.

Chinese solar, bitchez! :)

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:09 | 530018 sbenard
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This is dreadful news! This is a breakout of the recent range -- in the WRONG direction. Perhaps someone can post a chart!

Somehow, I suspect that most of the saavy people here were expecting this and weren't surprised. Only the over-optimistic "economists" were caught with their pants down!

Further proof of the failure of Obamanomics. But then, it wasn't really intended to stimulate JOBS. It was only intended to stimulate the pockets of Obama's political cronies -- at the cost of everyone else! And now the ugly progressive chickens are beginning to come home to roost!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:08 | 530025 jbc77
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Our markets continue to be a joke. Who cares about an increase in jobless claims? Does it matter? Apparently not as the futures hardly flinched. They should be dropping like a stone.

The market full of bullshit continues....

 

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:15 | 530036 sbenard
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Ditto! Reaction was swift, but only temporary! Shows that we have "manipulated markets". Not a true market at all!

But whena true plunge comes, it will be from an artificially-high level, providing even greater opportunity to sell into the plunge when it happens!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:37 | 530103 NumberNone
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Wein on CNBC may be an Obama lover but he hit it right on the head about the distrust of the market. The quants could give a damn if the collapse of the US economy is weeks away...they are focused on making that tenth of cent profit in the next millisecond.  The long-term investor that studies charts is irrelevant.  The machines have set up their own little world inside the market numbers and are cozy there. 

The new norm is that until a massive influx of overwhelming sell orders from something outside of the matrix overwhelms the fractional games...the games will continue. 

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:11 | 530027 firstdivision
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...and futures go green again.  How surprising....not. 

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:16 | 530038 -1Delta
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POMO... dont play on POMO days

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:20 | 530053 firstdivision
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Not playing, just observing something that I expected with it being a POMO.  Yesterday I recommended buying a 3X ETF on the jobless report then watch it fly up through the day and close out at EOD.  I am personally sitting on a lot of puts for Oct/Nov/Jan. I expect the blood to flow into the streets next month.  Should be fun :)

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:26 | 530067 -1Delta
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not bad, im wating for the vix to consoldate a bit and then im long deep OTM puts...

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 10:45 | 530269 firstdivision
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I hope no one took my advice as it looks like there is no way we are getting out of today's hole, minus a miracle of biblical proportions.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:21 | 530057 MsCreant
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Gold knows the truth. $1234.10.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:13 | 530034 Miss Expectations
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Here's a concise recap:

The Purpose Behind the Engineered Economic Collapse

http://neithercorp.us/npress/?p=674

 

 

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:16 | 530044 sbenard
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I suppose this will be spun as "oh, that was already discounted by the market. It was fully 'priced in' already". What a truckload of crap!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:17 | 530045 Headbanger
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I'm looking forward to the morning when CNBS tries going to a commercial break after reporting

some horrible economic news but there is no commercialto go to.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:21 | 530054 Miss Expectations
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Unfortunately, you'll be seeing this:

http://www.marines.com/main/index/new_marines_commercial

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:18 | 530049 PicassoInActions
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"U.S. stock index futures pointed to a flat to slightly lower open Thursday after the government reported a jump in unemployment claims" CNBC

The circus is in town. I guess CNBC knows who is going to prop the market at the open.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:20 | 530051 Superdrol
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That's interesting.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:20 | 530055 chinaguy
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So, no POMO bounce today?

Just because we had the clearest evidence that the economy sucks...

No POMO bounce today?

I want to trade!

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:23 | 530060 The Franchise
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I'm hiding in Honduras, I'm a desperate man...

 

Send lawyers, guns, and money. The shit has hit the fan.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:29 | 530080 Heroic Couplet
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The Bush tax cuts have been in effect unaltered during the past two years and for the 8 years prior to that. Where are the jobs? Congressional Republicans should be in the smallest of small towns, in their states, where they won't be recognized, applying for jobs. Use Faux News and the ACORN couple to film the results and report them on Faux.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:50 | 530127 weimdog
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Are you suggesting the philosopher kings know better than we do about how to spend our money? Is government not big enough for you?

Fri, 08/20/2010 - 00:19 | 532136 Bananamerican
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he's suggesting that Republican philosopher kings sold the tax cuts as a job creating juggernaut...just like NAFTA & GATT were to be before them...

We've been had...By the Left, by the Right. We've been had.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:31 | 530086 PicassoInActions
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We just got a good news. The report was incorrect. PPT is hiring huge number of temp workers for part time job. Working hours from 9.25 to 9.45 and from 3PM to 4PM.

As long as people can watch the monitor they are qualified.

Job description:

Please do nothing, our algos playing the strategy of "Empire strikes back" 

 

 

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:35 | 530091 ozziindaus
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Returning soldiers from Iraq should add to the "surge" of unemployed, don't ya think? Maybe they'll house them in the REO shadow inventory and make the taxpayer pay the rent.

Nice going. We transferred the treasury lute to warmongering profiteers and imported Iraqi poverty. I've just about had enough.

"You see what happens? You see what happens? This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass"

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:46 | 530117 DarkMath
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For all of you wondering WHEN the Treasury will default on its debt I submit to you this evidence:

https://marketforceanalysis.com/articles/latest_article_081810.html

My reading of this is that the Central Banks have lost control of the last plug in the creaking dike holding back an alternative currency that will wash away all debts.

Yes ladies and gentlemen the end is nigh, Central Planning is about to go the way of the dodo. Why will this precipitate debt to fall from the system like crystals forming in a super saturated liquid in a high school chemistry class:

Interest Rates and the Price of Gold are inversely proportional.

A rising Gold price will pull dollar holders into Gold because it's an alternative currency.

To keep dollar holders the Fed will have to raise Rates to attract them (like Volker did in 1980).

Rising Rates will pop the ridiculous USTreasury Bond Bubble.

And Worse....wait for it.....waaaaiiit fooor iiittttt.....cause the Treasury to "restructure" their debt.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:54 | 530133 grunion
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I have a very good friend, 1/2 Chinese, 1/2 American who is preparing to come to spend a long time with me.

The point is, this person has always been honest with me and this same person expresses a great deal of FEAR (only word for it) about what is going to happen to her family and friends in the PRC.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 09:58 | 530138 chinaguy
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The many educated & "connected" Chinese nationals I know have no concerns, other than inflation...The poor folks there are doomed.

Thu, 08/19/2010 - 10:01 | 530147 grunion
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She's an intellectual lighting bolt and has achieved a degree of affluence but her family and such are not monied people.

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