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Initial Claims Print At 409K, Down From Upward Revised 438K, Below Expectations Of 420K

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Thu, 05/19/2011 - 08:39 | 1290817 oh_bama
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Is it fun to mention upward revisions every Thursday?

There are errors in statistics and it is ALL PRICED IN!!


Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:08 | 1290910 Clueless Economist
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Why does no one on CNBS mention that each and every week the previous number is revised higher, which is statisticly IMPOSSIBLE?  Does this not throw doubt on ALL the numbers?  Yet all we get is Liesman's smug, fat face telling us how wonderful everything is.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:11 | 1290923 Clueless Economist
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Well at least in addition to that punk Lieman, we get to watch such great commercials on CNBS over and over...

-- I may be in my pajamas, but I'm studying for a MBA...

--Bill Schaeffer made a profit with his invention which is not typical...

--Parents and grandparents with Gerber's life insurance for your newborn..

--GET MAGICJET!!! or MAGICJACK or what ever...ARGHHH

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:15 | 1290954 blindfaith
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Why on earth would you watch CNBC?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:27 | 1291013 Clueless Economist
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Because I am the great KRUGMAN!

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:01 | 1291159 TruthInSunshine
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Paul Krugman, I don't mean to pester you, but when is your next dissertation going to be published?

The Nobel Committee is anxiously awaiting it.

Wasn't it to be titled 'Printing The Amount of Currency Equal to The National Debt In Order to Pay Off Said National Debt,' or something similar?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:49 | 1291939 Pegasus Muse
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Why on earth would you watch CNBC?

To know what the dirty rotten scoundrels are up to you must be aware of their disinformation campaign.  Gotta maintain Situational Awareness.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 12:24 | 1291919 Pegasus Muse
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We get mostly "Buy Gold" on CNBS in my neck of the woods.  lol.  seriously.  no bankster commercials.  no broakerage commercials.  mostly "buy gold" and MAJICJACK!!

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:15 | 1290949 smlbizman
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they obviously are using the new T.M.I method discussed on south park

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:51 | 1291417 Libertarian777
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there's a statistical term for that...


Initial Claims are a biased estimator.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 08:41 | 1290821 Racer
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Once upon a time that sort of number would have been shocking to the market, now... oh it beats expectations....so that's okay then

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:05 | 1290908 6 String
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Yup. Good enough to send the Russell 2000 up at least another 1% today. Rock on.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:10 | 1290932 TruthInSunshine
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These guys would be funny if they were just ignorant and believed the horse shit they peddled. As it is, they're simply dangerous:

05-19 09:06: Fed's Dudley says monetary policy doing its part to spur job growth
Thu, 05/19/2011 - 15:25 | 1292863 Id fight Gandhi
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last summer when the market had to rely and react on news, without hope that every bad report means more fed money any print over 400k like this would sell off and people would worry. Now it's eh.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 08:41 | 1290822 mayhem_korner
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The thought that this could be good news is symptomatic of a DEEP and EXPANDING SICKNESS.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 08:48 | 1290835 snowball777
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Couldn't just hire enough people each cycle to make the numbers 'right'?

We need more crunchers of fictional numbers, stat!

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 08:46 | 1290843 lizzy36
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Two years after the recession ended, and one year after that failing up dope Geithner "welcomed the US to the recovery" claims still above 400,000.

Anyone remember in the spring of 2010 when VP Biden said US would soon be creating 250,000 to 500,000 jobs a month. The VP is about as accurate as WS strategists.


Thu, 05/19/2011 - 08:51 | 1290864 mayhem_korner
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He didn't say we'd be creating them in the U.S.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 08:56 | 1290876 lizzy36
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Excellent point.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:45 | 1291093 MachoMan
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Heh.  +1

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:01 | 1290883 blindfaith
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Yes, and the next time some damn politician claims they "can create" jobs, call them on it.  And if the person next to you buys it, shake some sense into them.

These SOBs rely on the birth/death model in each and every state to make such false claims.

The 'barely not in prison' Gov. Rick Scott in Florida, (thank you Republicans and Tea Party folks for all you have done for the Sunshine State)  claimed he WAS going to create 250,000 jobs.  Instead he has killed 20,000+ jobs, and families, and towns, and the heart and souls of Floridians BE DAMNED.

NO POLITICIAN can create jobs,PERIOD, unless they are talking about expanding government. 

Remember that!

Remember that this time!

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:32 | 1291335 SendMeYourWorth...
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VP not honest?

Don't forget - "there's no possibility to restore 8 million jobs lost in the Great Recession."

Vice President Joe Biden, 06-35-2010, in a rare moment before the language handlers got to him, at a fundraiser with Sen. Russ Feingold (D-Wisc.) in Milwaukee, while 150 people ate $500 a plate dinners.

So far he has been right on in his assessment of their ability to do this.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 08:46 | 1290844 Seasmoke
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whats the TOTAL of unemployed people in USA ....thats the only number that matters

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:22 | 1290973 Vincent Vega
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According to www.usdebtclock.org it is 23,704,624

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 08:51 | 1290851 Quinvarius
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Where are all these jobs we keep losing coming from?  Surely this well must run dry?

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 08:53 | 1290859 cowpieflapjack
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When everyone is out of work, the well will be dry.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 08:55 | 1290867 dick cheneys ghost
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job losses are just getting started at the state and city level....teachers, cops, firefighters, court employees etc etc........

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:32 | 1291037 FreeNewEnergy
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Laying off cops, teachers, firemen and government clerical workers (paper pushing bureaucrats) would be five stars in my book, especially cops. Fewer cops = more freedom.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:47 | 1291102 MachoMan
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Fewer cops = more freedom to a point...  and then you start to go the other way...  where it leads to the freedom for others to ensure you have nothing...  difficult thing to balance...  not sure if humanity is up to the task, even on a local level.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:59 | 1291141 FreeNewEnergy
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MM, fewer cops means less hassling of minorities, meaning they won't have to go on looting sprees in order to survive. Cops hassle minorities because that's what they've been trained to do and it's all a part of their macho mentality.

Even here in the 'burbs where I live, a town cop sits in his $40,000 cruiser looking directly at the front door of the liquor store every Thursday and Friday afternoon (why I buy on Tuesdays, BTW). If I owned that liqour store, I'd ask him to vacate as he drives business to other stores that are not being "watched."

Cops are a scourge on the public in general. Fewer of them would constitute a better standard of living for the rest of us. If there are miscreants about, the general public will surely find ways in which to deal with them. Cops and courts only make the process of keeping the streets crime-free more expensive and time-consuming.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 13:01 | 1292141 MachoMan
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Right...  we're talking in circles.  Here's the issue, the novelty of police decreases directly proportionately to increases in the size and scope of supreme court decisions and laws limiting freedom of the individual...  seems strange, but the more onerous the laws, the more onerous the police...  simple as that...

In other words, the concept of police is sound and necessary...  however, in our particular case, given our legal system and social norms, our police often serve higher powers and are ridiculously inefficient (e.g. 20 cops to go bust a convenience store selling synthetic marijuana).  They don't have to be a scourge on the public, but often times are simply due to the rudimentary act of following the law... 

If you are advocating mob rule, then I hope you have a personal military backing you and are capable of genocide...  and I realize that democracy is often times a distinction without a difference, but it's at least a more polite way of going about it.  In the end, everyone hates the police until they need them...

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 19:25 | 1293820 Peter_Griffin
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Reduction of .gov compensation and jobs will be the end to our bubble.  We have gov debt and exports driving our economy, with exports not brining in nearly enough $ to keep the economy rolling.

The only way we make it through this is other countries funding our debt long enough for us to steal their exporters.  IMO, not very likely.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 08:49 | 1290855 cowpieflapjack
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Why do they bother with messy revisions? Just make up the numbers. Then they will always be right.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 08:54 | 1290871 Fantasy Planet
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IMF legal costs were also revised upward.  

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 08:56 | 1290878 Josh Randall
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These numbers are like glitter on Gingrich's head -- nice attempt to jazz up the situation, but still an ugly piece of sheeet underneath


Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:04 | 1290889 RobotTrader
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Another day of waterboarding for the perma-gloomers:

- ES futures up, shucking off bad news again.

- Gold getting sold off.

- Linkedin going public with great applause.


Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:07 | 1290906 lizzy36
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$4.5B valuation on $50m of revenue. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:22 | 1290974 SheepDog-One
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Well thats just the 'new normal' Im sure, cant have a stock on Wall St with under 50 P/E at least!

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:26 | 1290991 Hedge Jobs
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if a site for retards like linked-in is worth 4.5 bill then an IPO of Zero hedge must be worth a gazillion.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:38 | 1291048 FreeNewEnergy
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If that worthless LinkedIn website is worth $4.5 billion, then I am a super hot woman with big bazombas who will lay any fat guy on the planet, including Steve Liesman while he's eating his 17th donut of the morning.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:52 | 1291112 Fantasy Planet
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I actually make contacts on LinkedIn that result in business.  But I would agree it's worth is closer to "worthless' than $4.5B.  And it offers something more useful than Farcebook or Titter.  And no, I'm not buying into the IPO. 

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:16 | 1290942 Alex Kintner
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Linkedin goes to Wall $t. Ain't that just great. Next up, expect an immediate modification to Terms Of Service Agreement (ie. "Linkedin has the right to sell all your personal information to the highest bidder.")  Aren't you glad you shared all that info?

Got Identity Theft? You will, Bwhahahaha...

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:49 | 1291108 writingsonthewall
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I heard some hillarious LinkedIn PR this morning.

1) "Well LinkedIn isn't a Microsoft, Apple or Facebook yet - but those who get in early have a chance of bagging a real gem"

(How refreshing to hear that a new tech IPO isn't the next Microsoft - how humble LinkedIn.)

2) The revenue streams are rising

(although premium revenue has hardly budged - it's all from 'hiring revenue' - which is simply selling personal details to recruitment agents. Something which is already pissing off existing users)

3) The IPO is good for the company, it will raise cash and the company can do a lot with that.

(I immediately pictured a young CEO buying a Ferrari and some RayBans)


The bubblising of LinkedIn is actually worse than the Bubblising of OCADO by the two ex-Goldman 'bubblers' - and now that stock is only 25% over the initial (revised down) IPO price - and falling.....

When will investors learn - you cannot base a valuation on an internet company based on a discounted cash income for the 20 - 30 years as MOST internet startup barely last a decade.

We're all hyping Facebook right now - but I will be very very surprised if it's even still around in 2021. People who invest in tech bubbles show their lack of understanding of how fast IT progresses.

The dinosaurs are investing in tech coms. like their old industrial giants.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:24 | 1291280 Alex Kintner
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Yeah, Linkedin needs to pay-off a pundit to preach "It's different for Internet IPOs. They should be valued on Price-Sales, not Price-Earnings. New paradigm, blah blah...". Is Abby Joesph Cohen available? She was a master at that during the internet bubble.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:17 | 1290965 SheepDog-One
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Im glad Tyler pulled your ability to post your stupid charts, next he should ban you from posting at all here troll.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:24 | 1290981 pazmaker
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Gold opened the week at 1495 it's now at 1489.  That's less then 1% drop and that's a sell off???  Is my math wrong??  what am I missing Robo??

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:35 | 1291046 TruthInSunshine
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If the 'market' (aka Ponzi) closes flat to red today, RoboTrader's Mom has to grant DSK a conjugal visit.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:37 | 1291060 SheepDog-One
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Robo is sad to hear that, he was hoping he'd get 1st dibs on a DSK conjugal visit himself! He even had a new 'I (heart) The FED' t shirt all cleaned and pressed.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 10:07 | 1291171 TruthInSunshine
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Robo's Mom insisted. She needs to make some fast money given the losses in retail and the momo stocks she's incurred, based on her retarded son's recommendations, as of late.

Robo is trying to get her to take a reverse mortgage out on her modest home and invest the proceeds into Linkedin.

Thu, 05/19/2011 - 09:42 | 1291066 SheepDog-One
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LNKD bookmarked for the next time Robo puts up another supposed gloat post. 

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!