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This farce is so much better than Two and A Half Men. #winning
from Al Jazeera
did they forget their condoms?
Refusal to wear, I believe.
no sex with a camel is in Sweden illegal too
Applies only to female camels.
wear your french letter
avoid that french foreign lesion
Best snark of the week right here ladies and gents.
I'll second that. Well played.
Homonym jokes have to be in print -- they take too much explanation in verbal form.
coming from Steve Martin, that's an honor. Tyler could make site store cash collecting some of the best snarks and publishing it like an Onion book.
May I suggest a "coffee table" style read? Seriously, the book idea has been on my mind - instant classic. Who's going to make it happen..being that we can't seem to pull off a "revolutionary symbol" via bumper sticker, maybe we can start with a book.
EDIT: this wasn't meant to sarcastic. I'm all for any movement away for the keyboard.
New guy after dropping his pants and screwing the camel: So how was that?
Veteran: Impressive sir, but we usually ride the camel to town.
Bestiality is not illegal in Sweden. A ban on the practice was lifted in 1944, along with a ban on homosexuality.
However, a person can be found guilty of cruelty to animals if prosecutors can prove that the animal suffered physical or psychological injury.
Psychological injury to an animal?
Penis went there?!?!!
no, their plunder belongs to the nwo.
I think you are on to something there! To the best of my knowledge Libya is a souvereign nation. Like it or not he is still the leader. One has to wonder where the arrest warrants are coming from via Interpol? Who is it that is behind this?
Libya is a souvereign nation
that may be so; however, Q-duff was not working for Libya's populace. He was working for hofjuden in London (the city) via their zionist usa proxy. That's why the Interpol connection.
Seems a bit backwards. If the jew-banker-zionists run the world then why go after their servant Q-dub?
I think its more related to the rumors that he was filling his jet with gold. I'm sure interpol isn't responsible for theft or damage to private jets or armoured cars in their impound lot.
If the jew-banker-zionists run the world
"they" dont run the world. that's a myth - given there's no evidence they do. they are a few layers down on the totem pole. they're nothing more/less than bankers for the ex-monarchs and vatican.
then why go after their servant Q-dub?
because he failed to do his job. and now he will be reprimanded.
Then where's the evidence the ex-monarchs and vatican run things?
The Jew/Zionist conspiracy has more to support induction than the monarch/vatican thing.
evidence the ex-monarchs and vatican run things
surely we can agree that any organization, system, power structure etc. will have a purpose. In the corporate world, a purpose is also called a mission statement. Unam sanctam is a mission statement of 1302 issued by poope meister Boniface viii for vatican:
we declare, we proclaim, we define that it is absolutely necessary for salvation that every human creature be subject to the Roman Pontiff
the catholic church is one of the oldest, wealthiest, prosperous corporations in the world. go from there, grasshopper.
Then so is the Rothchild family and the other old-world banks that make-up the fed. I see more "coincidences" that support the assertion that they are in charge than the Catholic church.
I can't recall ever seeing an entire television network setup to get me to convert to catholicism but I have seen several trying to get me to buy assets with debt to sell to another sucker for debt.
I'm not saying you're wrong, just that we'll never truely know without a smoking gun. Yet my hypothesis looks way more likely than yours.
my hypothesis looks way more likely than yours
what came first? hofjuden working for monarchs and vatican or vatican and monarchs working for hofjuden? That's what I want to know.
I wondered out loud the other day, but I still question this -
I understand that Gaddafi has potentially committed crimes against the Libyan population, but how exactly is this an international matter? Additionally, the Americans and Brits moved to confiscate his wealth stored internationally before this arrest order, how exactly do they have the international right to do this?
Free american style of play.
call it love
.......but how exactly is this an international matter?
.......but how exactly is this an international matter?
The idea is that human rights are universal rights to be upheld by the international community........unless (of course) it's the Americans who are handing out the abuse. We get an unlimited hall pass.
Hall monitors are bought off, too. :)
Reminds me of a joke:
Q: How do you get away with War Crimes?
They don't. The beautiful thing from our POV is that the banksters have just shot themselves in the foot regarding non-Western deposits in the Western banking system. Every ME dictator/royal, African warlord, Asian semi-legit type just got a HUGE warning that as soon as they are not favored / darlings of the NWO, their deposits will be grabbed as quickly as possible.
I'd be looking for the mother of all bank runs as the Saudis, Kuwaitis, Bahrainians, etc all start pulling $$$ out as fast as possible. Islamic & Far East banking just got a HUGE boost from this one action.
We'll be in a pretty pickle when the Iraqis rise--coming soon.
You're my huckleberry. Un/intended consequences. Yet another signal for the Arab world that anyone can be booted in this game. You could argue that there's just as many arguments for it to be quite intentional - spread the chaos, shift the attention away from your own problems, grab that oil, print that dollar. The plan works so far, why not.
These days who would trust the American banking/financial system with anything?
might also have something to do with the mineral deposits under their sand
if your land is baren of anything the world wants, despots can do as they please, and no one in the West (except humanitarians) will say a word
The real criminal is his speech writer.
'Cause we're a world of laws, not men.
LOL x 7 billion
Is it possible for Libya to bomb Lyon,France (Interpol HQ)?
He should bomb Saudi oil infrastructure. "interpol" are the muscle thugs of the bankster elites.
Lyon, France as in "The Butcher of Lyon" Klause Barbie (Rat Race-The Barbie Museum), and oddly, former Gestapo officers ran INTERPOL till 1974. I think they then all transferred to JPM. Blythe Masterrace anyone.
Interpol? Are those the people that arrest piraters of movies? SO effective...
Perhaps, but they'll also try to arrest you for Driving without a condom! :>D
geko---those "old" phones may be hazardous to yer grey matter; look what's going on w/ sheen! nothing but seinfeld moments for months, now!
here's the world's greatest conspiracy theorist with his weekly take'n'bake: The Goldsmiths, Part CLXXXIII
Are the going to issue one for Osama Bin Laden too? Why didn't the issue any for all the other Tyrant dictators in Africa? What about issuing some for Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld, and Rice? Sounds like another Green Light for war and plunder in an oil rich country.
Yeah, the issue of interpol going after the other knuckle heads in africa crossed my mind as well. Especially once they left their respective countries.
This is looking more and more like a staged event to secure oil. Getting rid of the old guard who don't seem to want to leave.
You haven't seen the new map of the middle east making the rounds ? It looks well thought out (for once ).
is this supposed to legitimize our entry into the country in a "peacekeeping action"?
we knew this was coming, iraq is winding down and afghanistan is losing the PR war...
the military needs a new war....and here we go....
Russia seems to be the only holdout on a formal UN resolution for military action against Libya.
So it's to be a multilateral "peacekeeping action" to secure the petroleum resources for the benefit of the Libyan people.
'winning' is the new Black. Love that Sheen.
The bad news is that Charlie Sheen is now on twitter. The good news is that Charlie Sheen is now on twitter.
can't wait for the day Charlie gets popped for shoplifting lol
I think it needs to be said that when Paul Reubens was caught beating off in public he lost his tv show and his celebrity status for decades. Charlie keeps rolling on undetered.
And for those conspiracy minded, Charlies shit didn't go south until after his whole Alex Jones interview with the president thing. Like the CIA didn't learn anything from those LSD experiments.
Better a fool asking questions than a dead martyr.
You DARE to compare Pee Wee Herman with the almighty Charlie Sheen?
Surely Shirley you jest? :>)
Every one knows you cant win with a mullet !
Bi-winning...on a mercury surfboard!
are they going to arrest all his "big shot" advisors also, a.k.a. tony blair and the coterie of world improvers
Interpol. The mafia's official police.
Red Corner...you lose automatically. Persona non grata in 90% of the world.
The hilarity of the situation when you look at it with blinders off and all the true history of the players involved in mind, it's staggeringly farcial.
hell be playing dominoes with ken lay on an israeli beach soon.
ever get the feeling all world leaders are joo proxies for the house of red shield?
ever get the feeling that voices in your head tell you that all human evil originates from one ethno/politcal/religious sector?
I believe the word you are looking for is "institution." Especially those that have existed over many human lifetimes. They tend to exchange power and individual unaccountability for absolute loyalty in service to the institution.
Turns into the feedback loop that we all know as the corruption of power.
Human evil originates not from religion, nor from ethnicity, and for that matter not from any political affiliation. Human evil originates from the lust of power. That which has the power controls the taxes, money, of a nation and thus the right to pillage the small guy for the benefit of the "super-class". Religion, ethnicity, and politics are all just a farce to create divisions in order to justify the tyranny of the ruling elite.
The irony is that their closed culture that selectively breeds within themselves was orignially because of so much persecution....but that may have been because they are a closed culture that selectively breeds and associates with themselves. Chicken and egg.
All I know is that group, not being Christian or Muslim had no religous issues with loaning money for interest so they were the first bankers and businessmen. This required the use of math which made them the first navigators (after the collapse of Rome).
The worst thing about the dark ages is that the other ethno/religous groups shunned knowledge as witchcraft and persecuted Jews because of knowledge. I guess we're all reaping the whirlwind on that one.
Incidentally, if their main leaders could be identified and with their propensity to arrrange marriages it wouldn't be too difficult for an other secret society to intentionally damage their gene pool. Inbreeding works like that.
This is not about Gaddafi...
This is something much bigger...
UN Dependency anyone??? Roll out the SDR....
Arrest warrants? For what? Heck issue one for Bush , Cheney , and Obama for killing of millions of innocent people. The hypocrisy is just obsurd.
Remember Bush and Cheney had to cancel overseas travel plans due to arrest warrants out on them.
Arrest warrants for old and present Israeli government leaders? They are really mad-dog terrorists, gangsters, and outlaws.
Will America invade Libya? Is Saudi Arabia next? etc.,
How about calling a general mobilization here in America? Our poor souls signed up for a college education and ended up being blown up and crippled in Iraq and Afghanistan. But then, who will defend and protect our banksters here?
Link please Tyler?
Who wants to try and serve those warrants?
was thinking the same. Process server better charge a "special"
Here's the link google bored people:http://www.interpol.int/Public/ICPO/PressReleases/PR2011/PR015ON.pdf
How about the folks who sold Libya the weapons?
Who are the "Senior Officials"..USA Bank CEO's?
If Khadafi, or Ghadafi, or Qadafi. . . were not such an evil jackass one almost would root for him in this fiasco. And even if he is an evil monster (a sociopathic, psychopathic, narcissistic, murdering terrorist), I sort of want to see him tell Interpol to stuff it.
Say, is the entire world now high on crack?
I am still laughing out loud at how this particular story was so well written!!!
Gosh, why didn't we think of sending the police for Gaddafi 30 years ago?
Let's not wait. Send the police after Ahmedinijad now. MENA problems solved.
"MENA problems solved."
Timecop never was in Arkansas to implicate two presidents, waith three now back then one was a mere governor, in CIA drug smuggling ops.
His only crime is impersonating a State controlled media "correspondent", Chrisianne Amonpour!
Is this Ms Amonpour???
awesum photo, paul/dia!
s/he has that cindy sheehan bus thingy workin, too!
always try to project that trustworthy brand. ms. amanpour, well...YouTube - The Beach Boys - Live on Ready Steady Go! 1964
she "gets around"!
Any free thinking person would ask... how come, in the space of less than a month, has Gaddafi become world enemy No#1... what's he done exacly, that he hasn't been doing for decades? It seems like only yesterday the UK government was handing over the alledged lockerbie bomer and Tony Blair was grinning ear-to-ear as he met Gaddafi...
... God damn, people are just plain stupid. I'm got some lovely clown loach fish in my fish tank, and i swear i can see more cognitive response when i look them in the eye, than i do from the average U.S. citizen (and many other western world persons). Dumb as rocks... ready to be slaughtered and rightly so.
It's like the Mubarak story. He has been a dictator for 30 years, and suddenly America's stance to him changes radically.
The New York Times did not call him a dictator until the uprisings.
Hey, this shit's every bit as real as professional wrestling.
Funny. I do enjoy reading your posts Funkymonkey. So awful but so true.
Excellent observation. Gotta say I've seen that look myself. Conversations with most are completely devoid of substance; instead people exchange cliches they've absorbed from last night's time in front of the idiot box.
That said, I'm not without hope. Sure, 395 out of 400 people you come across are morons, but the 5 who show poise are worth establishing friendships with.
This is silly, but my New Year's resolution was to swear off of all forms of MSM. No cable news, no radio, nothing. The Internet is my sole source of information - a source I can control. I used to think of conservative radio and cable news as junk food, an indulgence that afforded me a chance to commune with the masses. I don't care anymore. Why waste my time with people who aren't worth it?
I'm not cheering for anyone to get slaughtered, but I cannot live the same life as them. My advice - as stupid as it sounds - is to avoid people who cause you pain/frustration/anger. Instead, channel your energy towards more productive endeavors. Most people aren't worth your time anyway.
Crimes against humanity...we could ship entire senior management from the 8 biggest banks, pretty much half of the current and past US administration to the Hague.
UBS head first please!
is that a promise?
Too bad the seized dutch helicopter is military and not police... LMAO
OT..but, I hope you have heard that Spielberg is making a movie on Wikileaks....( just like I had predicted some time ago)
bank accounts of Libya being closed and confiscated across EU and USA..now that's a tax system that no one can hate but the poor despot leaders of the world...looking like assets of world leaders are now targets for the TBTF and Pol's in the west..
damn HSBC just got solvent. it's not stealing if you are TBTF or a corrupt democratic western gov.
waiting for huge despot withdrawals and deposits into chinese banks
It appears you have picked up a serial junker. Good luck with that.
I need to borrow those pills from you. Funny thing, it started right after the sarc on 1018748
Actually you stunned him with your French Foreign Lesion and it took several comments for him to recover.
I'd be willing to bet he's getting junked by either Poison Lenny or The Diddler......CB
WINNING!! Well, losing...but WINNING!
Has this move not boxed Gaddafi in?
Has this move not guaranteed a fight to the death?
But not in a good way.
The world and Libya might have been better off if Qaddafi had had an escape route.
Now it really is looking like a civil war with the rebels backed by NATO.
China may now let the Korean dog bark.
I agree,an escape route would be a very simple solution and its what the people want. The PTB have other ideas though.
Maybe their central bank isn't up to code?
Anyone going to bother declaring war befire toppling gadaffi, or can we not even be bothered with going through the motions of fabricating pretenses anymore? We just do home invasions now..money, gold.
anything is better then the shit coming out of this propaganda box we call tv today
China has many interests in Libya, most of them exploitive to say the least, and this was possible only due to the benevolence of Ghadaffi M., now with a warrant out in his name, and the West trying to seize and keep all of Libya's wealth for its own. What is China to do?
Ponder this and you’ll see the unfolding events play with a better appreciation. Good luck! - IB
Isn't this fairly obvious: the Ukranian nurse not only got around, but didn't mind talking to Interpol for the last 10 days?
the seven sisters got raped in Libya once and it looks like they might again. if the K man hangs on. so he has to go.
me smells a similar stench to that of the Iraq invasion.......this is what happens when you snip the strings to your masters. ah USSA empire building and destruction
You'd think after all the money spent in Iraq they would have spent it on R&D for the burns slant-drilling rig
You know what? Maybe there is on but it was set up in Tunisia or Egypt.doh!
LOL, our fearless leaders are so obvious. They didn't dare cross Gaddafi while the oil was flowing. They didn't dare cross him when he had the upper-hand in the revolution. Only now... What courage, what gravitas, what balls...
They prefer the term pragmatism.
Has Interpol not ever heard of the "Bernanke"
Did Interpol give up on finding Cheney and Rumsfeld?
That's interesting. Orange notice of Interpol is not supposed to be about people, but about weapons..
Setting a stage for military intervention to eliminate "WMD" in Libya? (I have my tinfoil hat on.)
Will interpol issue a warrant for Leibermann for advising/enouraging to train rebel terrorists in Libya?
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