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Interpol Issues Arrests Warrants For Gaddafi & 15 Senior Libyan Officials

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Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:39 | 1018634 DaveyJones
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did they forget their condoms?

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:44 | 1018652 Filthy Rotter
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Refusal to wear, I believe.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:47 | 1018673 Azannoth
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no sex with a camel is in Sweden illegal too

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:51 | 1018708 bankonzhongguo
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Applies only to female camels.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:54 | 1018725 DaveyJones
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wear your french letter 

avoid that french foreign lesion

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 12:12 | 1018839 Cognitive Dissonance
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Best snark of the week right here ladies and gents.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 12:46 | 1019028 MayIMommaDogFac...
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I'll second that.  Well played. 

Homonym jokes have to be in print -- they take too much explanation in verbal form.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 12:58 | 1019087 DaveyJones
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coming from Steve Martin, that's an honor. Tyler could make site store cash collecting some of the best snarks and publishing it like an Onion book.  

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 15:37 | 1019487 Village Idiot
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May I suggest a "coffee table" style read?  Seriously, the book idea has been on my mind -  instant classic.  Who's going to make it happen..being that we can't seem to pull off a "revolutionary symbol" via bumper sticker, maybe we can start with a book.

EDIT: this wasn't meant to sarcastic.  I'm all for any movement away for the keyboard.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 12:49 | 1019035 KickIce
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New guy after dropping his pants and screwing the camel:  So how was that?

Veteran:  Impressive sir, but we usually ride the camel to town.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 12:04 | 1018779 Gully Foyle
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And wrong.


Sweden highlights bestiality problem

Bestiality is not illegal in Sweden. A ban on the practice was lifted in 1944, along with a ban on homosexuality.

However, a person can be found guilty of cruelty to animals if prosecutors can prove that the animal suffered physical or psychological injury.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 12:28 | 1018924 NotApplicable
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Psychological injury to an animal?


Penis went there?!?!!

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:41 | 1018646 stormsailor
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no, their plunder belongs to the nwo.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 12:07 | 1018795 Logans_Run
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I think you are on to something there! To the best of my knowledge Libya is a souvereign nation. Like it or not he is still the leader. One has to wonder where the arrest warrants are coming from via Interpol? Who is it that is behind this?

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 13:33 | 1019251 Pseudo Anonym
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Libya is a souvereign nation

that may be so; however, Q-duff was not working for Libya's populace. He was working for hofjuden in London (the city) via their zionist usa proxy. That's why the Interpol connection.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 14:39 | 1019609 Andy_Jackson_Jihad
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Seems a bit backwards.  If the jew-banker-zionists run the world then why go after their servant Q-dub?

I think its more related to the rumors that he was filling his jet with gold.  I'm sure interpol isn't responsible for theft or damage to private jets or armoured cars in their impound lot.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 14:56 | 1019686 Pseudo Anonym
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If the jew-banker-zionists run the world

"they" dont run the world. that's a myth - given there's no evidence they do. they are a few layers down on the totem pole. they're nothing more/less than bankers for the ex-monarchs and vatican.

then why go after their servant Q-dub?

because he failed to do his job. and now he will be reprimanded.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 15:05 | 1019722 Andy_Jackson_Jihad
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Then where's the evidence the ex-monarchs and vatican run things?

The Jew/Zionist conspiracy has more to support induction than the monarch/vatican thing. 

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 15:25 | 1019812 Pseudo Anonym
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evidence the ex-monarchs and vatican run things

surely we can agree that any organization, system, power structure etc. will have a purpose. In the corporate world, a purpose is also called a mission statement. Unam sanctam is a mission statement of 1302 issued by poope meister Boniface viii for vatican:

we declare, we proclaim, we define that it is absolutely necessary for salvation that every human creature be subject to the Roman Pontiff

the catholic church is one of the oldest, wealthiest, prosperous corporations in the world. go from there, grasshopper.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 17:13 | 1020286 Andy_Jackson_Jihad
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Then so is the Rothchild family and the other old-world banks that make-up the fed.  I see more "coincidences" that support the assertion that they are in charge than the Catholic church.

I can't recall ever seeing an entire television network setup to get me to convert to catholicism but I have seen several trying to get me to buy assets with debt to sell to another sucker for debt.

I'm not saying you're wrong, just that we'll never truely know without a smoking gun.  Yet my hypothesis looks way more likely than yours.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 17:54 | 1020528 Pseudo Anonym
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my hypothesis looks way more likely than yours

what came first? hofjuden working for monarchs and vatican or vatican and monarchs working for hofjuden? That's what I want to know.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:46 | 1018661 EscapeKey
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I wondered out loud the other day, but I still question this -

I understand that Gaddafi has potentially committed crimes against the Libyan population, but how exactly is this an international matter? Additionally, the Americans and Brits moved to confiscate his wealth stored internationally before this arrest order, how exactly do they have the international right to do this?

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:48 | 1018685 Eally Ucked
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Free american style of play.


Fri, 03/04/2011 - 12:06 | 1018802 DaveyJones
Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:49 | 1018689 Cognitive Dissonance
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.......but how exactly is this an international matter?

The idea is that human rights are universal rights to be upheld by the international community........unless (of course) it's the Americans who are handing out the abuse. We get an unlimited hall pass.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:53 | 1018717 UGrev
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Hall monitors are bought off, too. :)

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 14:42 | 1019618 Andy_Jackson_Jihad
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Reminds me of a joke:

Q: How do you get away with War Crimes?

A:  Win

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:50 | 1018697 SilverRhino
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They don't.  The beautiful thing from our POV is that the banksters have just shot themselves in the foot regarding non-Western deposits in the Western banking system.   Every ME dictator/royal, African warlord, Asian semi-legit type just got a HUGE warning that as soon as they are not favored / darlings of the NWO, their deposits will be grabbed as quickly as possible. 

I'd be looking for the mother of all bank runs as the Saudis, Kuwaitis, Bahrainians, etc all start pulling $$$ out as fast as possible.   Islamic & Far East banking just got a HUGE boost from this one action.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:53 | 1018721 Bob
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We'll be in a pretty pickle when the Iraqis rise--coming soon. 

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 12:04 | 1018791 jesusonline
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You're my huckleberry. Un/intended consequences. Yet another signal for the Arab world that anyone can be booted in this game. You could argue that there's just as many arguments for it to be quite intentional - spread the chaos, shift the attention away from your own problems, grab that oil, print that dollar. The plan works so far, why not.  

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 13:35 | 1019280 iDealMeat
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Fri, 03/04/2011 - 18:26 | 1020645 Diogenes
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These days who would trust the American banking/financial system with anything?

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 12:01 | 1018768 Wynn
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might also have something to do with the mineral deposits under their sand

if your land is baren of anything the world wants, despots can do as they please, and no one in the West (except humanitarians) will say a word

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:44 | 1018662 cxl9
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The real criminal is his speech writer.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:46 | 1018667 Rogerwilco
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'Cause we're a world of laws, not men.

LOL x 7 billion

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:45 | 1018670 SilverRhino
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Is it possible for Libya to bomb Lyon,France (Interpol HQ)?

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 12:10 | 1018825 zaknick
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He should bomb Saudi oil infrastructure. "interpol" are the muscle thugs of the bankster elites.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 14:16 | 1019481 cossack55
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Lyon, France as in "The Butcher of Lyon" Klause Barbie (Rat Race-The Barbie Museum), and oddly, former Gestapo officers ran INTERPOL till 1974.  I think they then all transferred to JPM.  Blythe Masterrace anyone.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:47 | 1018671 ebworthen
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Interpol?  Are those the people that arrest piraters of movies?  SO effective...


Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:56 | 1018736 StychoKiller
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Perhaps, but they'll also try to arrest you for Driving without a condom! :>D

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:46 | 1018675 gordengeko
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Fri, 03/04/2011 - 12:47 | 1019036 slewie the pi-rat
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geko---those "old" phones may be hazardous to yer grey matter;  look what's going on w/ sheen! nothing but seinfeld moments for months, now!

here's the world's greatest conspiracy theorist with his weekly take'n'bake: The Goldsmiths, Part CLXXXIII


Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:46 | 1018680 Dr. Gonzo
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Are the going to issue one for Osama Bin Laden too? Why didn't the issue any for all the other Tyrant dictators in Africa? What about issuing some for Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld, and Rice?  Sounds like another Green Light for war and plunder in an oil rich country.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:59 | 1018747 Confused
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Yeah, the issue of interpol going after the other knuckle heads in africa crossed my mind as well. Especially once they left their respective countries. 

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:47 | 1018683 spartan117
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This is looking more and more like a staged event to secure oil.  Getting rid of the old guard who don't seem to want to leave. 

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 12:29 | 1018919 bingaling
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You haven't seen the new map of the middle east making the rounds ? It looks well thought out (for once ).




Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:48 | 1018686 unwashedmass
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is this supposed to legitimize our entry into the country in a "peacekeeping action"?

we knew this was coming, iraq is winding down and afghanistan is losing the PR war...

the military needs a new war....and here we go....

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 12:02 | 1018774 serotonindumptruck
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Russia seems to be the only holdout on a formal UN resolution for military action against Libya.

So it's to be a multilateral "peacekeeping action" to secure the petroleum resources for the benefit of the Libyan people.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:47 | 1018687 mee-mee-mee
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'winning' is the new Black. Love that Sheen.

Fri, 03/04/2011 - 11:51 | 1018712 Cognitive Dissonance
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The bad news is that Charlie Sheen is now on twitter. The good news is that Charlie Sheen is now on twitter.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!