Interpol Issues Arrests Warrants For Gaddafi & 15 Senior Libyan Officials

Tyler Durden's picture

This farce is so much better than Two and A Half Men. #winning

from Al Jazeera

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DaveyJones's picture

did they forget their condoms?

Filthy Rotter's picture

Refusal to wear, I believe.

Azannoth's picture

no sex with a camel is in Sweden illegal too

bankonzhongguo's picture

Applies only to female camels.

DaveyJones's picture

wear your french letter 

avoid that french foreign lesion

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Best snark of the week right here ladies and gents.

MayIMommaDogFace2theBananaPatch's picture

I'll second that.  Well played. 

Homonym jokes have to be in print -- they take too much explanation in verbal form.

DaveyJones's picture

coming from Steve Martin, that's an honor. Tyler could make site store cash collecting some of the best snarks and publishing it like an Onion book.  

Village Idiot's picture

May I suggest a "coffee table" style read?  Seriously, the book idea has been on my mind -  instant classic.  Who's going to make it happen..being that we can't seem to pull off a "revolutionary symbol" via bumper sticker, maybe we can start with a book.

EDIT: this wasn't meant to sarcastic.  I'm all for any movement away for the keyboard.

KickIce's picture

New guy after dropping his pants and screwing the camel:  So how was that?

Veteran:  Impressive sir, but we usually ride the camel to town.

Gully Foyle's picture


And wrong.

Sweden highlights bestiality problem

Bestiality is not illegal in Sweden. A ban on the practice was lifted in 1944, along with a ban on homosexuality.

However, a person can be found guilty of cruelty to animals if prosecutors can prove that the animal suffered physical or psychological injury.

stormsailor's picture

no, their plunder belongs to the nwo.

Logans_Run's picture

I think you are on to something there! To the best of my knowledge Libya is a souvereign nation. Like it or not he is still the leader. One has to wonder where the arrest warrants are coming from via Interpol? Who is it that is behind this?

Pseudo Anonym's picture

Libya is a souvereign nation

that may be so; however, Q-duff was not working for Libya's populace. He was working for hofjuden in London (the city) via their zionist usa proxy. That's why the Interpol connection.

Andy_Jackson_Jihad's picture

Seems a bit backwards.  If the jew-banker-zionists run the world then why go after their servant Q-dub?

I think its more related to the rumors that he was filling his jet with gold.  I'm sure interpol isn't responsible for theft or damage to private jets or armoured cars in their impound lot.

Pseudo Anonym's picture

If the jew-banker-zionists run the world

"they" dont run the world. that's a myth - given there's no evidence they do. they are a few layers down on the totem pole. they're nothing more/less than bankers for the ex-monarchs and vatican.

then why go after their servant Q-dub?

because he failed to do his job. and now he will be reprimanded.

Andy_Jackson_Jihad's picture

Then where's the evidence the ex-monarchs and vatican run things?

The Jew/Zionist conspiracy has more to support induction than the monarch/vatican thing. 

Pseudo Anonym's picture

evidence the ex-monarchs and vatican run things

surely we can agree that any organization, system, power structure etc. will have a purpose. In the corporate world, a purpose is also called a mission statement. Unam sanctam is a mission statement of 1302 issued by poope meister Boniface viii for vatican:

we declare, we proclaim, we define that it is absolutely necessary for salvation that every human creature be subject to the Roman Pontiff

the catholic church is one of the oldest, wealthiest, prosperous corporations in the world. go from there, grasshopper.

Andy_Jackson_Jihad's picture

Then so is the Rothchild family and the other old-world banks that make-up the fed.  I see more "coincidences" that support the assertion that they are in charge than the Catholic church.

I can't recall ever seeing an entire television network setup to get me to convert to catholicism but I have seen several trying to get me to buy assets with debt to sell to another sucker for debt.

I'm not saying you're wrong, just that we'll never truely know without a smoking gun.  Yet my hypothesis looks way more likely than yours.

Pseudo Anonym's picture

my hypothesis looks way more likely than yours

what came first? hofjuden working for monarchs and vatican or vatican and monarchs working for hofjuden? That's what I want to know.

EscapeKey's picture

I wondered out loud the other day, but I still question this -

I understand that Gaddafi has potentially committed crimes against the Libyan population, but how exactly is this an international matter? Additionally, the Americans and Brits moved to confiscate his wealth stored internationally before this arrest order, how exactly do they have the international right to do this?

Eally Ucked's picture

Free american style of play.


Cognitive Dissonance's picture

.......but how exactly is this an international matter?

The idea is that human rights are universal rights to be upheld by the international community........unless (of course) it's the Americans who are handing out the abuse. We get an unlimited hall pass.

UGrev's picture

Hall monitors are bought off, too. :)

Andy_Jackson_Jihad's picture

Reminds me of a joke:

Q: How do you get away with War Crimes?

A:  Win

SilverRhino's picture

They don't.  The beautiful thing from our POV is that the banksters have just shot themselves in the foot regarding non-Western deposits in the Western banking system.   Every ME dictator/royal, African warlord, Asian semi-legit type just got a HUGE warning that as soon as they are not favored / darlings of the NWO, their deposits will be grabbed as quickly as possible. 

I'd be looking for the mother of all bank runs as the Saudis, Kuwaitis, Bahrainians, etc all start pulling $$$ out as fast as possible.   Islamic & Far East banking just got a HUGE boost from this one action.

Bob's picture

We'll be in a pretty pickle when the Iraqis rise--coming soon. 

jesusonline's picture

You're my huckleberry. Un/intended consequences. Yet another signal for the Arab world that anyone can be booted in this game. You could argue that there's just as many arguments for it to be quite intentional - spread the chaos, shift the attention away from your own problems, grab that oil, print that dollar. The plan works so far, why not.  

Diogenes's picture

These days who would trust the American banking/financial system with anything?

Wynn's picture

might also have something to do with the mineral deposits under their sand

if your land is baren of anything the world wants, despots can do as they please, and no one in the West (except humanitarians) will say a word

cxl9's picture

The real criminal is his speech writer.

Rogerwilco's picture

'Cause we're a world of laws, not men.

LOL x 7 billion

SilverRhino's picture

Is it possible for Libya to bomb Lyon,France (Interpol HQ)?

zaknick's picture

He should bomb Saudi oil infrastructure. "interpol" are the muscle thugs of the bankster elites.

cossack55's picture

Lyon, France as in "The Butcher of Lyon" Klause Barbie (Rat Race-The Barbie Museum), and oddly, former Gestapo officers ran INTERPOL till 1974.  I think they then all transferred to JPM.  Blythe Masterrace anyone.

ebworthen's picture


Interpol?  Are those the people that arrest piraters of movies?  SO effective...


StychoKiller's picture

Perhaps, but they'll also try to arrest you for Driving without a condom! :>D

slewie the pi-rat's picture

geko---those "old" phones may be hazardous to yer grey matter;  look what's going on w/ sheen! nothing but seinfeld moments for months, now!

here's the world's greatest conspiracy theorist with his weekly take'n'bake: The Goldsmiths, Part CLXXXIII


Dr. Gonzo's picture

Are the going to issue one for Osama Bin Laden too? Why didn't the issue any for all the other Tyrant dictators in Africa? What about issuing some for Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld, and Rice?  Sounds like another Green Light for war and plunder in an oil rich country.

Confused's picture

Yeah, the issue of interpol going after the other knuckle heads in africa crossed my mind as well. Especially once they left their respective countries. 

spartan117's picture

This is looking more and more like a staged event to secure oil.  Getting rid of the old guard who don't seem to want to leave. 

bingaling's picture

You haven't seen the new map of the middle east making the rounds ? It looks well thought out (for once ).


unwashedmass's picture


is this supposed to legitimize our entry into the country in a "peacekeeping action"?

we knew this was coming, iraq is winding down and afghanistan is losing the PR war...

the military needs a new war....and here we go....

serotonindumptruck's picture

Russia seems to be the only holdout on a formal UN resolution for military action against Libya.

So it's to be a multilateral "peacekeeping action" to secure the petroleum resources for the benefit of the Libyan people.

mee-mee-mee's picture

'winning' is the new Black. Love that Sheen.

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

The bad news is that Charlie Sheen is now on twitter. The good news is that Charlie Sheen is now on twitter.