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Interpol Issues International Arrest Warrant For Julian Assange For "Sex Crimes"

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Per, Interpol has just issued an international arrest warrant for Julian Assange. The offense listed: SEX CRIMES. And somehow Interpol does not have access to the Internet and is unable to pull an image of the wanted criminal. Unclear if Ben Bernanke will follow suit in the same Sex Crime category for repeated involuntary fornication with the world's middle class. In other news, we are now taking odds on a dramatic, globally televized slow speed chase on a California highway in Julian Assange's future?


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Tue, 11/30/2010 - 18:58 | 766109 Rainman
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Only one person got fukked and he'll get a hundred years.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:16 | 766200 DoChenRollingBearing
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Not if he makes to Ecuador and his buddy Rafael Correa first.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:28 | 766246 living on the edge
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Gutsy play, I hope he makes it there and releases the info on the bank.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:52 | 766316 Arius
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he probably might want to consider moving the date of the release a bit earlier...

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:23 | 766376 goldmiddelfinger
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Silly wabbit. he can't move his own pwison welease date

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:54 | 766452 Sabremesh
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If they don't welease Woderwic, I'll scweam and I'll scweam, so there.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:05 | 766600 Croesus
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"Who is this Woderwick, to whom you weefer?"


"He's a Wobber"

"And a Waypist"



Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:16 | 766755 Fish Gone Bad
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This is just like Orwell's 1984.  Among all the crimes that people plead guilty to, they have to throw in being a homosexual, and knowingly passing on venereal disease(s).

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 08:45 | 767017 Oh regional Indian
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The verisimilitudeousness betwixt 1984 the book and 2010 the year is actually quite stunning.

It gets worse when you realize that 1984 was actually meant to be 1954.

Put the first 2 and next 3 together and suddenly you have a rather wind-warping experience. Something that feels funny, maybe like a Margollen fibre "alive" under your skin.

Strange world indeed.



Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:36 | 766540 TwistedSys
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That's it. I am getting my "Free Assange" t-shirt tonight.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:01 | 766591 Red Neck Repugnicant
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Bloomberg is reporting that Julian was attending a Republican fund raiser in the men's room of Terminal 4 at LAX.  They were passing some notes under the stalls, and one inadvertently landed on the foot of a security guard.  


Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:57 | 766709 tmosley
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Have you ever noticed how you have never once said anything worthwhile?

You aren't Stephen Colbert.  Stop pretenting you are.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 00:53 | 766993 Dr. Sandi
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You aren't Stephen Colbert.  Stop pretenting you are.

I'd like to point out that there IS NO Stephen Colbert. Just this guy pretending to be him on TV, 4 nights a week.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:15 | 767700 hbjork1
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Dr. Sandi,

"I'd like to point out that there IS NO Stephen Colbert. Just this guy pretending to be him on TV, 4 nights a week."

Really?  Where did you get that story?

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 09:41 | 767365 Red Neck Repugnicant
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Don't start with me, fartface.

I'll barbecue you like I always do.

Last week, you - quite ridickerously - told everyone that you had the cure for both cancer and HIV, and if your work wasn't so pivotal to society you would leave the United States.  In reality, you're nothing but a lab assistant researching tooth plaque.  


cuckoo cuckoo

Outrageous delusions of grandiosity is one of the hallmarks of opiate addiction. Either you've got a penchant for afghan tar balls, or you're just another internet douche bag with superman dreams.     

As soon as you retract your I have the cure for cancer bullshit, I'll reveal my identity. 


Wed, 12/01/2010 - 10:07 | 767472 tmosley
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I see.  So you DIDN'T talk with Dr. Spallholtz.  You fucking liar.

I am not the one who developed either of those two products, though I have been pushing for more resources for their development and testing.

We have a cure for PROSTATE cancer, and a METHOD for developing others.  We do in fact have a product that targets the CD4 protein on the HIV that works well enough to disable both the virus and infected cells.  You have no idea what you are talking about.  You're nothing more than a half-baked Stephen Colbert impersonator.

Edit: and since you are so stupid, I thought I would post a picture for you:

That is us curing a mouse of cancer.  Have a nice day :)

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:07 | 767676 hbjork1
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Very interesting post.  Is any comment available on how the selenium works?

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 12:37 | 768113 tmosley
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It is a catalyst that produces short lived superoxide radicals that travel about the length of a bacterial cell before being neutralized.  This means you can coat a surface with selenium, and in the presence of oxygen and thiols (these are available from the bacteria themselves), and you get a surface that is immune to colonization by any type of cell.  This is convenient for medical devices, obviously, but also a legion of industrial applications.

Have a look around that website.  There is a lot of good stuff there.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 16:12 | 769385 Rick64
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 Wish you all the best for your research. A worthy purpose.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:13 | 767690 chopper read
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no doubt this turkey, RR, is sitting in a cubicle somewhere, and since he gets pistol whipped by his boss, needs to take it out on us. 

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:54 | 766872 Calmyourself
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Hey, did you find Obammy's college transcripts yet?  How about anything the empty suit ever wrote as editor of the Harvard law Review?  No, not yet, how about this GWB had a higher GPA than the watermelon Goracle..


Wed, 12/01/2010 - 02:13 | 767151 i-dog
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Don't feed the troll. Just junk her and move on.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 03:14 | 767216 chopper read
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always do.  he's a bitter little 'dumbo-crap', isn't he?  

...still playing into the 'divide and conquer' of the ruling elite.  

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 09:16 | 767392 Red Neck Repugnicant
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I'm bitter?  Are you kidding me?  I spend my entire time on ZeroHedge laughing. And when I'm not here, I'm out living life and enjoying it.  

You guys are the most humorless, bitter, cynical, overly pessimistic, psychotic, overly dramatic losers I've ever encountered in my life. 

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 09:54 | 767475 tmosley
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There's a kind of sick desperation in your laughter.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:15 | 767696 chopper read
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i actually have faith that he'll come around eventually.  theres nothing more enlightening then the pleasure of being proven wrong, if one can see it. 

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 09:05 | 767373 Calmyourself
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Just so stupid, thought process a millimeter deep, tough not to poke with a stick..  I shall attempt to let my better angels rule..

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 09:40 | 767447 Red Neck Repugnicant
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Hey i-dog

What's your delusion?  Are you a bunker dweller?  Are you an ammo hoarder?  Canned food specialist?

Wait a minute.  I know.  9/11 was an inside job, right?  Yep, that's it.  

cuckoo cuckoo

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:21 | 766772 MurderNeverWasLove
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 OK. Right now I'm thinking total setup. Everyone of import had foreknowledge, and here's my kicker -- if I were running this operation, I'd script it like all this. I'm thinking that actually the USG is the big winner. It's a clever operation. A sort of weapon of mass propaganda. It's taking the whole diplomatic business to the big show, with juicy tabloid stuff, orgies and fetishes, and the old smuggle the guns in with the Bibles, and condom-busting sex scandals bad enough to phone up inter pull. The making of the folk hero ploy is working a charm with ass-anger and Uber Laudenum.


Think of what a kick it would be to let a world full of leaders in on the fun, by letting them write their own legends, and get to feign all sorts of outrage. Thing of the utility and entertainment value one could get out of such a setup. To me, it's all pretty rich, and since there will be very few who actually dig through all of it with a clue about what's going on, some newly discovered tidbit suddenly sparks whatever.

Ass anger just another operative.  Total distraction from what the reality of the situation is.  He and his girlies are in.


The bank play is probably cover that could yield some clemency for a soon to be tits-up bank.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 00:50 | 766976 caconhma
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"Interpol work focuses primarily on public safety, terrorismorganized crimecrimes against humanityenvironmental crimegenocidewar crimespiracyillicit drug production, drug traffickingweapons smugglinghuman traffickingmoney launderingchild pornographywhite-collar crimecomputer crimeintellectual property crime and corruption."

How come there is no single Interpol office in the USA? We have here everything they are looking for. So, where are they?

It appears that this fucking world went really mad! I've never heard before that  criminals can sue witnesses for violating their privacy by giving true and honest testimonies.

As for the freedom of speech in the USA and EU, it is an ancient and forgotten history.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 00:59 | 767004 Stuart
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Yup, not going to call total BS yet on these charges but for them to come out now, AFTER he's clearly pissed off key Govt officials around the world, gimme a freakin' break.  If he did commit these crimes, why were they not pursued earlier.   It smells like a total setup to put him out of business.  Problem is, it'll backfire HUGE, unbelievably, unimaginably HUGE.  They'll make a hero out of him.  

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:54 | 766629 Julia
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I will take good care of him. He just needs to come to me and I will hide him from that nasty Interpol in my beautiful Colombian breasts from all who try to hunt him down. 

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:01 | 766716 LiquidBrick
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I need a hiding spot too.  Your coordinates?


Wed, 12/01/2010 - 00:23 | 766946 Julia
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How much money do you have my pretty brick or are you just the right size to pleasure me?

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 02:10 | 767147 Careless Whisper
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meet me in rio. we can have some fun.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:23 | 766493 King_of_simpletons
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It is always 'sex' that throws an activist,  a do-gooder in jail on some made up carnal charge. Memo to future activists: Cut your cocks and freeze it in a nitrogen canister when you go about "activating". 

BTW OT, this is the great Chinese hoax I was talking about earlier in another thread:

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 03:30 | 767220 Cornubot
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Well, yes. Assange has admitted to having had sex with a lot of swedish girls while in Sweden. In one interview he couldn't recall which girls the allegations of molestation and rape were about, because he apparantly had sex with too many girls in a short time.

In Sweden you (ie if you're a woman) can retroactively charge a man with rape if he wasn't good enough and you have regrets. In this case two of the women got in contact with each oother and got a bit disappointed that they weren't the only ones who screwed Assange. So they pressed charges. 

Assange fled the country, apparantly having been caught with his pants down. One of the allegations is supposed to be that he did something he said he wouldnt, ie "I promise not to....", but did it anyway. That will be rape or molestation in Sweden.

Anyway, Assange uses his fame from his ego-show Wikileaks to fuck girls. No surprises there.

Cluebat for foreigners visiting Sweden. Don't fuck the girls. In the end you will be fucked. We're not as liberal sexually in Sweden as you are led to believe.

As for Assange warning about "there will be attempts of entrapment", that was just his way of trying to look good, very well knowing that he leads a very promiscous sex life and eventually someone will be "not satisfied". It is also doubtful that CIA/whatever has recruited a 20-something, and a leading politician in the socialist christian movement in Sweden, who is one of the women who pressed charges for molestation (but not rape). 

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:17 | 766506 DocLogo
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this is the same bull shit they used to try and discredit scott ritter

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:51 | 766575 molecool
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... or Elliott Spitzer. Yeah yeah - he did it - but I'm sure a good portion of the U.S. Congress has been hiring strippers on many occasions. The story is the same - some people wanted him gone and that was the one way they could take him out.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:28 | 766646 GoinFawr
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'they' tried the ol' Honey Pot gambit on Ralph Nader too

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 02:04 | 767140 Bananamerican
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It's an oldie but a goodie....not a very imaginative crowd are they?

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:27 | 767742 New_Meat
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who needs imagination?  You can't swindle an honest man. - Ned

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 01:01 | 767012 midtowng
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I had forgotten about that. Thanks for remembering. Anyone who says anything inconvienent will be either a "sex offender" or a "terrorist".

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 09:58 | 767484 Widowmaker
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National security for suckers is tough business.

Time for my daily crotch scan.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 04:22 | 767271 StychoKiller
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Knee-jerk reaction to bad (in this case, embarrassing) news:  Shoot the messenger (in this case, accuse messenger of a sex crime, the most hideous of all [really hard to get people to believe in cannibalism these day, apparently]).

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:40 | 766550 Rylie
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Google has removed from the news search, Youtube has removed the Alex Jones channel today as well. 

Great day for Free Speach

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 02:04 | 767137 Babalooee
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just googled it

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 10:08 | 767495 Rylie
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Google News Feeds has nothing infowars used to come up as one of the Top feeds now nothing anywhere, also he posted a video last night on, Look for Alex Jones Channel on Youtube.

edited: Sorry typo

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:47 | 766564 Winston Smith 2009
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"Only one person got fukked"

Yeah, him. Probably a fabricated incident.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:28 | 766647 sgt_doom
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From a most informative article below, which everyone appears to have forgotten:,00.shtml

"STOCKHOLM (Radsoft) — The internal affairs division of the Swedish police found that the entire dossier on the Assange case was leaked to the media. The Chancellor of Justice along with the 'IAD' are now going to pursue the matter in an attempt to find out who broke the law"

"The Chancellor's office says the police were contacted 28 August by Aftonbladet editor in chief Jan Helin who told them he had access to the complete dossier of the Assange case - something Helin today denies."


"The Aftonbladet leak becomes the third leak in the Assange case. Maria Kjellstrand of the prosecutor's office was responsible for the first when she - without legal backing - verified all details in the case with the tabloid Expressen.

The second leak occurred shortly after Assange's one and only interview with the police where he specifically demanded (and received) guarantees from the authorities that there would be no further leaks - and especially not to Expressen.


" 'The only victim here is me', Assange told the AFP in a telephone interview today. 'These accusations are baseless, and the process by which they've come out is disturbing.' "

'This entire rape investigation has been conducted without my input. No one has asked me any questions regarding the rape case. The police refuse to say if there is a warrant out for me or not.'





Wed, 12/01/2010 - 06:20 | 767312 Oh regional Indian
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Of leaking Wikis and true lies...

Fascinating. One can see the average, linear mind reeling under such a barrage of opposites. Is he for real? Is it a set-up? Are we dupes again? Or might we yet be free because of this brave Ass.
Such brilliant moves, in this grand social engineering experiment, of which we are a part and this is moments before the curtain comes down. While seemingly being pulled aside. Now that is some vicious irony, but let’s leave that aside for the moment.
I can speak for the absolute power of propaganda via direct, prolonged and immersive experience in three distinct cultures.
Those would be India (my Homeland), USA Inc. (the other, new Homeland, so secure too) and Japan, where, through a quick tic-tac-toe via the occu-liberating American forces post 1945, the Tavistock Institute has demonstrated beyond doubt, that ancient cultures can be erased, in a twinkling (in the larger scheme of things), by the tools of propaganda and by extension, deep social engineering.
In each of these countries (and countless others like Denmark as a shining example, Brunei another, long list), the oppressed has come to worship and blindly follow the ways and culture of their oppressor. In fact, it went so far that the oppressor nation became the icon of all things great and wonderful int he world, to be emulated, even if in monkey see monkey do fashion, for that would count as progress and the practioner would be seen as progressive.
How masterful. If only they could completely oppress Islamic nations, we would see the self-same effect and in some bizarre Twitter world, that is already happening. But Islam, a religion in itself masterful at in-doctrination, has proven to be a tough nut.
Back on topic though, propaganda works. Analyzing feedback to advertising and news data (which by the way are pretty much the same thing now-a-days, at least in the three countries mentioned), will give any social engineering PhD a clear, statistical data-set to feed into a Scenario Analysis exercise (long on-going, now fully distributed worldwide,  especially Club Of Rome, 1972 ish onwards, when the model was fully computerized).
Society, luckily or by design of divide and rule, gives lots of leeway on both sides for the pendulum of public opinion to swing. The swingers are mostly, psychopathically un-moved by social consequences of such experiments. History is full of odious examples of the same.
So, Ass is a classic psy-op, in this time where psy-opping has reached heights that are both sublime and ridiculous at the same time. More and more, fact and fiction are merging. It is harder than ever, without having a keenly developed sense of self, which, by extension bestows you with a powerful BS detector, to tell right from wring, truth from lie, fact from fiction.
Surely we all recognize that at this “end-game” time, all bets are off. We are now, mostly, slaves to media. Even if it is alter-media.
Driving vertical chasms between people (one sees the divide all the time in forums and comment sections on the internet), no one has “common” ground anymore. How can you?
You could well be an Obama Loving, Wall Street Hating, Precious Metal Hoarding, FIRE industry employed, Ecologically Conscious, Spiritually Aware, Under Educated, Over Studied, Physically Flexible, Mentally Stiff, Islam Hating, Jew Loving, Church going libertarian and see no in-herent conflict in such a mind-set  at all.
But common ground?


Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:14 | 767692 simonsito
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"If only they could completely oppress Islamic nations, we would see the self-same effect and in some bizarre Twitter world, that is already happening. But Islam, a religion in itself masterful at in-doctrination, has proven to be a tough nut."

This is brilliant!!!!

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 18:58 | 766110 Ragnarok
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If Interpole wants to investigate Sex Crimes it should visit a slum in Tailand or India, but that's not what this is about isn't it...

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:02 | 766128 molecool
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So true - you've got millions of pervs roaming the globe - this is typical Elliott Spitzer strategy.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:44 | 766281 dark pools of soros
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millions just in Tel Aviv alone - countless sex slaves there...  the chosen people are so special

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:15 | 766379 Green Leader
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They are not the chosen people.

They are wannabes (Ashkenazi-Edomites) nothing more. Well, they are very smart, evil & determined.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:39 | 766547 Mr Poopra
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There is no such thing as "chosen people", and i'm a Jew.  It's hilarious that people think a loving, pure, and benevolent Creator God would ask for the murder of homosexuals, the stoning of insubordinate children, demand blood sacrifices, complete obedience, and have a chosen people that he loves more than the rest.  Is this logical?  Sounds more like human bullshit con artistry doesn't it?  

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:48 | 766569 thefatasswilly
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There are two Gods in the Bible.

The first God, the creator, the God the Jews worship, is Satan. Read his emotions, and it becomes quite obvious. Lucifer is another being, a lesser angel who Satan corrupted.

The second God is the loving God.

This is what the Cathars believed. Makes sense, doesn't it?

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 00:58 | 767001 Dr. Sandi
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Fleebnock zrbnetz gznork!

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 07:55 | 767340 Mr Poopra
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Well, if you go back far enough you'll find the Judeo-Christian God, Satan, Lucifer, etc are misinterpreted characters from ancient Babylonian mythology.  The Old Testament is really just mistranslated Hebrew texts plagiarized from older Sumerian creation myths.  I eagerly anticipate the day when we as a species will outgrow these silly superstitions, until then, God save us from religion.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:52 | 766576 Winston Smith 2009
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"Sounds more like human bullshit con artistry doesn't it?"

It is.

1. Man writes holy texts reflecting his own prejudices in the words and actions of a "God."

2. From that point forward, the faithful use those fabricated "words and actions of God" to justify their prejudices.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:58 | 766887 A Nanny Moose
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Well, they do have The Book that says someone is special.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:43 | 766283 Bob
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Couldn't possibly be more transparent.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:45 | 766291 Ratscam
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Mr. Ass-Angy is an intelligence fake!

Believes in 911 mass media story,

releases confidential but NOT secret cables,

and is not traceable like Mr. Bin Laden since 10 years,

give me a rat break for ..... sake! 

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:03 | 766474 tmosley
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I know, he doesn't believe that NASA is sending coded messages directly to me through an implant inserted in my brain by 12 foot tall orange aliens who have taken over 90% of North America (which is really called Jopladia, and was founded by itinerant tobacco plants 4000 years ago prior to the arrival of humanity on the slave ships that look like DC9s, NOT the ones your thinking about).

Fucking CIA plant!

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:31 | 766531 LeBalance
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"Fucking CIA plant!"

Mr. Assange or the itinerant tobaaco?

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 04:26 | 767274 StychoKiller
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Damn it, now my brainz came out my ears and stained my tin foil hat (again!)  No wonder you use the "Joker" as your avatar! :>D

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 00:05 | 766909 A Nanny Moose
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Point taken.

Counterpoint: Monsanto, seed banks, and control of the food supply were once the realm of tin foil. Next thing you know, we got the Senate passing control seeds....on a crusade to fight....are you ready for this shit???? Samo-fucking-nella? Are you shitting me?

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 01:52 | 767119 Milton Waddams
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I'm almost 100% certain that TPTB source most of their playbook from conspiracy theorists.

"Bob, I'm outta ideas for global domination. As such, life has become a bit drab. Now what?"

"Well, the mistress told me that she was talking to the help the other day who happens to be one of those conspiracy nuts and he insisted that we already are doing [conspiracy theory]."

"Wow, what creative genius! Let's role with it, like immediately. Oh, and instruct the mistress to tell the him that he is close but not on target, tell her to tell him we're lizard people. Now that we are going to steal the idea we need to marginalize this guy's ideas immediately."

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 04:01 | 767253 GoinFawr
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Now you've done it: Look out your window... wait, don't look out your window, grab what you can and run.

@ nanny: But didn't you know that Monstrous Santa is going to 'feed the world!' ? (albeit slug resistant frog/celery and rat repelling cat/corn - but just think of the Brave New allergies that big pharma will get to treat!) Go long dietary supplements!

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 10:01 | 767488 tmosley
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I'm not criticizing truthers for being crazy, but rather I am criticizing specific people for not using critical thinking.  Just because Wikileaks isn't releasing files on your pet conspiracy theory doesn't mean that it is a CIA plant.  They can't seem to realize the difference between diplomatic cables and military or paramilitary secrets.  The information on such things are not going to be kept in the same place, assuming they exist.  It is natural for them to not come out at the same time.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:28 | 766526 Kopfjager
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I'm getting a kick out of this.

When we showed intel connecting Iran to Shiite insurgent groups in Iraq, people told us that we were just trying to justify a future conflict with Iran.  Three years later, Assange publishes secret documents connecting Iran with Shiite insurgent groups in Iraq and people are... surprised? Friend request any soldier on facebook and you could have known that.

And revealing documents that Iraqi Security Forces tortured Iraqi Civilians?  That's not secret, that's common knowledge.  

Revealing secrets that a US bank has been operating unethically?  Wow!  What other things do I not know about?! Assange is only noteworthy if you were previously under the impression that a war can be fought without war crimes and that the government and financial sector were morally superior to Mother Teresa.  

It comes down to this...  If a uniformed intel officer says this stuff, he's a warmonger and just trying to justify the next phase of attack.  Assange reads the same powerpoint and he's praised for uncovering the truth.  

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:00 | 766589 King
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Let me just write this sentence so you know writing these paragraphs was worth it.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:20 | 766770 Kopfjager
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Haha, thanks.  

The intel they're publishing is common knowledge for anyone that's deployed to Iraq or has sat in a D.C. Starbucks.  

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 04:29 | 767275 StychoKiller
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War, by definition, is a crime (with lots of victims!).

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:26 | 766520 Clark_Griswold ...
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how about starting with the SEC, Post Office, State Department, etc.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 18:58 | 766111 glenlloyd
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I'd like a definition of "sex crimes" please.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:00 | 766114 bob_dabolina
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That depends on what the definition of "is" is.


Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:14 | 766191 Aristarchan
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Lets see...."anything but a dutiful hump in the missionry position for purposes or procreation only."

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:17 | 766204 JLee2027
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I'd like a definition of "sex crimes" please.

Fucking with the Government.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:35 | 766262 Hephasteus
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"According to local news reports, the women told investigators the sexual encounters began as consensual, but turned non-consensual. One woman said Assange ignored her appeals to stop when the condom broke."

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:53 | 766319 Arius
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wow...did he really?

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:14 | 766502 Arkadaba
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Ha ha. Sorry, but being a female and having a little experience with condoms ... it is impossible to know when a condom breaks during the deed. The WTF and Oh Sh*t occurs post-coitus 

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:03 | 766597 Hephasteus
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Everything surrounding wiki leaks and julianne assage and the fucking lying ass piece of shit known as yascrew news sets off every bullshit detector I OWN.  This thing is mired in 7 layer choclate crap cake. There's so much bullshit being thrown around it makes the 3 stooges look fucking credible.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:30 | 766804 MurderNeverWasLove
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Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:27 | 766642 Village Idiot
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"Ha ha. Sorry, but being a female and having a little experience with condoms ... it is impossible to know when a condom breaks during the deed."


Sorry to burst your bubble, no pun intended, but there is more than one man reading this that will disagree with you.

Picture this - A man and woman are having sex "doggy style." Man is looking down at his penis moving in and out of vagina.  As he approaches orgasm, he notices a small tear developing in the condom.  Just as the occupant in a car accident swears that time slows down and is able to have calculated, rational thought in a split second, the man looking down at his condom considers the tear.  Will the condom remain intact and allow the man to reach orgasm before the contents spill?  Will the condom break, and if so, does he care?  Whatever he is considering in that moment, he watches as the hole in the condom gets bigger and bigger - and he gets closer and closer.

The end result is usually the same.  Man makes up his mind to do the right thing and pull out, but at the last possible moment he looks down to find the ring of rubber that used to be the base of a  condom.  And at that moment the decision has already been made.  Start fishing around for the rest of it.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:33 | 766816 Arkadaba
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Writing from a different point of view ;) but I have had to go on a few fishing expeditions. 

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:53 | 766871 Village Idiot
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Wed, 12/01/2010 - 12:40 | 768117 A Proud Canadian
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No, but the guy knows when it breaks and peels off (because it feels sooo much better) and he might have valiantly exclaimed: "Gadzooks, my prophylactic device appears to have snuffed- it!  Should we desist?"


Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:37 | 766657 Julia
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I never told him to stop! I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. (and if you saw my alternative line in Fight Club--It was "I want to have your abortion" but they settled on the other one at the studio).

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:46 | 766685 Village Idiot
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Long, strong and ready to get the friction on.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:44 | 766285 flaunt
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Exactly.  If they can't get someone legitimately they'll malign his character first to try to turn public opinion, then crucify him.  Fucking governments.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:55 | 766325 smeagol
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its all transaprent even elmer fudd public can see through that

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:47 | 766301 glenlloyd
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that's probably pretty close to what it means

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:26 | 766399 sporb
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Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:52 | 766578 molecool
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Spot on!

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:06 | 766579 Winston Smith 2009
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"I'd like a definition of "sex crimes" please."

"Fucking with the Government."

Good one!  And, most likely in this case, highly accurate.

BTW, here are some details:

"Charges against Assange were initially dropped back in August, although two women involved in the accusations appealed that decision."

"At the moment, for example, we are sitting on 5GB from Bank of America, one of the executive's hard drives," he said."

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:04 | 766598 scaleindependent
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The most heinous, perverted sex crime:  Threatening to fuck with a big bank.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:32 | 766257 LMAO
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Here you go

Sex crimes = Sec crimes


BTW, this must be the ultimate proof that he indeed is employed by the US gubbermint. Who would have guessed.



Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:06 | 766483 Cursive
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Per Mary Shapiro:

internet tranny porn =/= sex crimes

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:12 | 766500 King_of_simpletons
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Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:00 | 766120 Spalding_Smailes
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wikileaks = dustbin

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:26 | 766240 Dumb Money
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I don't know if wikileaks is going to the dustbin... if anything, this is the last gasp of a failing American empire trying to keep their sand castle from washing away in the rain and rising tide.


In fact, i'd rather think it was the US that is going to be thrown in the dustbin.  Wikileaks' leak seemed designed to surgically remove it from the international community...



Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:05 | 766348 nmewn
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"Wikileaks' leak seemed designed to surgically remove it from the international community"

He does seem to have an axe to grind with the US...however, now, in his latest "dispatch", we find Hezbollah being re-armed via Red Crescent ambulances...gasp!...very distressing news...completely unforseen ;-),0,4197054.story 

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:18 | 766366 Dumb Money
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 hah! They are trying to push the US and Israel into war.   


Israel is the belligerent-midget-Siamese-twin that's attached perpendicularly to America’s spine.  There’s no hope in separating the two.  You kill one, you kill the other (bye bye Zionists).



Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:31 | 766409 nmewn
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"hah! They are trying to push the US and Israel into war."

Who is "they"? 

You might find this amusing...or not ;-)

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:43 | 766425 Dumb Money
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That’s hilarious!


It doesn’t really matter who “they” are.  All that matters is that we do not stay complacent and think that someone else (like wikileaks) is fighting for “us”.  I firmly believe in being the change one wants to see in the world.



Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:53 | 766451 nmewn
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"All that matters is that we do not stay complacent and think that someone else (like wikileaks) is fighting for “us”.  I firmly believe in being the change one wants to see in the world."

There ya go...that's what I'm talkin bout.

More irony than an ole irony cracker can shake a stick at...LOL.

"Saudi Arabia's King Abdullah is causing his own diplomatic drama at New York Presbyterian Hospital/>>>Weill<<< Cornell Medical Center, where the 86-year-old monarch has commandeered an entire wing as he recovers from back surgery on the VIP floor."

Sometimes it's a tough decision whether to laugh or cry ;-)

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:45 | 766556 New World Chaos
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Yeah, Israel and America remind me of Master-Blaster from Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:01 | 766121 Kaiser Sousa
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this is some straight up empire inspired bullshit...

USA just cant stand the fact that they got outed for shittin' on everybody even those stupid enough to believe they could ever be real allies...

hope he makes it to Equador...

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:18 | 766209 JLee2027
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Things are hardly that simple...well maybe in your little world they are.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:47 | 766297 dark pools of soros
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not simple only because the powers that be haven't resorted to Tiananmen Square tactics./.yet

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:34 | 766414 nmewn
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If they're going to do it, they need to get on with it...the suspense is killing me...LOL.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:01 | 766123 molecool
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Okay, we all know this is complete b.s. and someone wants him on a lamp post. But even IF Julian was a sex offender - since when does Interpol get involved on that level?

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:11 | 766176 Rainman
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.....he shoulda' kept quiet about the bank leaks. Nobody gave a shit about the gubermint lampoons. Outing the bankster secrets is a whole nother matter. It always about sex and money. This time money.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:26 | 766241 NotApplicable
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I dunno. Read the latest article on the Daily Bell and see what you think afterwards.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:42 | 766551 Rick64
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A more likely scenario. Also this could be warnings to different countries and banks, exposing sensitive info about them unless they give in to (behind the scenes) demands.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:05 | 766347 Arkadaba
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Exactly. Has Interpol ever been involved in chasing down anyone for this type of allegation? Which,  from what I've read is classic he said she said and usually handled at the local level? (Not saying it shouldn't be dealt with if true - but Interpol???) More and more I feel that we're living in some badly written pulp fiction novel.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:46 | 766686 Maiden Lane
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I read that there has been a warrant issued but no charges filed, he's only wanted for questioning. Sounds like the verdict must already have been decided behind closed doors.

Appears innocent until proven guilty must be just a local custom anymore

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:04 | 766724 I am a Man I am...
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so why don't they post their questions on wikileaks and he can post responses

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:09 | 766361 oygevalt
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+1, and agree with poster above - Cambodia might be a better place to look for oddly pale sex offenders.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:01 | 766124 pragmatic hobo
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so we are led to believe that as time passes humanity "progresses forward". The evidence suggests however that in the past 200 years humanity have regressed. At this rate we'll be hitting second coming of dark age soon.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:04 | 766146 molecool
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What cracks me up is that this is so blatantly overt. We all know without Wikileaks nobody would have ever given a rat's ass about this.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:19 | 766216 JLee2027
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TPTB ran out of options and time.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:49 | 766308 dark pools of soros
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its the same option they tried BEFORE he leaked the latest set of cables... they are just rehashing it louder and forcing Interpol do jump like the lap dog it is showing to be

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:12 | 766178 DarkAgeAhead
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The Dark Age is here my friend.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:16 | 766196 LeBalance
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Never left, never was, always will be.

Depends on what you need.

Universe is self service.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:28 | 766402 sporb
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"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law"

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 01:12 | 767042 Oh regional Indian
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The most misunderstood and misused line in the history of reasons people found to do just whatever the hell they felt like.

The Great Beast must be smiling in his cave/grave, knowing what confusion he has sown.




Wed, 12/01/2010 - 12:19 | 768029 DarkAgeAhead
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Cave, certainly not grave.

Agreed...relativism is the conduit for all evil in the world today, as well as most indifference.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:09 | 766403 DarkAgeAhead
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Never left, true.  Never was, depends on how one defines it.  Always will be, yep.  Just part of the adaptive cycle embedded in any living system.

I'd argue though, the current Darkness is places of Light.

EDIT - not me that junked you.  And not sure why somebody would junk your post anyway.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 04:38 | 767280 StychoKiller
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Idiocracy -- coming to a Country near you!  (If it's not there already!) :>D

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:01 | 766125 Hephasteus
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Oh noes. The heat is on. They is perse cuteing him.

This fucking dog and pony show has a dead dog and a pony dressed up like a fucking unicorn.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:02 | 766126 Dumb Money
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Hahah, this will render Wikileaks more credible....

Assange is a badboy out to make trouble for the establishment

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:14 | 766187 Don Birnam
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Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:06 | 766352 FatFingered
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Ha!  Good call!

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:27 | 766522 Careless Whisper
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@ dumb

stewie is hilarious

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:02 | 766127 arnoldsimage
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why don't you just stamp a gigantic F  A  I  L  on the global powers that be. they're crooks. they're murderers. and they suck.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:57 | 766330 NotApplicable
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You know, it's because of perspectives like your's that their perceived F A I L is actually a W I N from their point of view.

They fail at nothing, because their only goal is to divide and conquer via theft, murder and property destruction.

Anyone can destroy life. When given the power of "legitimate rule," they can even benefit from it for the time being. If you want to remove the perception of fail, remove the power that engenders it. Otherwise they will continue to win while appearing incompetent.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:26 | 766517 chopper read
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well put.  

PRODUCTIVITY PRECEDES THE STATE. "The State provides a legal, orderly, systematic channel for the predation of private property; it renders certain, secure, and relatively 'peaceful' the lifeline of the parasitic caste in society. Since production must always precede predation, the free market is anterior to the State. The State has never been created by a 'social contract'; it has always been born in conquest and exploitation."

- murray rothbard

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:20 | 766132 goldmiddelfinger
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Meanwhile this page is boxed in by identical pics of a chuckling Bubba Clinton shilling for some grubbing rathole called "the Clinton Foundation"

Sad irony especially for his power mad spouse who has been completed exposed as the paranoiac she swore she wasn't

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:44 | 766287 DoChenRollingBearing
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<--- and --->

Clintons bugging me too!

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 04:42 | 767281 StychoKiller
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How many times I gotta post this?

Go to:

Follow the directions, most advertising won't even get loaded by your browser!

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:03 | 766133 Brindle702
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Stick save by the bankers maybe?  Can't release inflammatory bank documents while behind bars.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:09 | 766165 cossack55
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U sooo right, GI. 

Out the military---OK

Out the State Dept.----OK

Out the squids---firing squad

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:19 | 766217 DoChenRollingBearing
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There it is.  Nothing happens until he gets close to mugging the banksters.

Guy on another thread did suggest Wikileaks is tied to Mother Russia.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:45 | 766289 zelter
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Considering the following leak:

¶10. (C) The Prince pounced at the sound of that name. He told the Ambassador that he was a frequent visitor to Central Asia and the Caucasus and had noticed a marked increase in Russian pressure and concomitant anxiety among the locals post-August events in Georgia. He stated the following story related to him recently by Azerbaijan’s President Aliyev. Aliyev had received a letter from President Medvedev telling him that if Azerbaijan supported the designation of the Bolshevik artificial famine in Ukraine as “genocide” at the United Nations, “then you can forget about seeing Nagorno-Karabakh ever again.” Prince Andrew added that every single other regional President had told him of receiving similar “directive” letters from Medvedev except for Bakiyev.  He asked the Ambassador if Bakiyev had received something similar as well. The Ambassador answered that she was not aware of any such letter.

I wouldn't bet they're on speaking terms. This is going to cause a huge shitstorm.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 02:16 | 767153 HL Shancken
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This particular leak is trivial, but does indicate that Russian control of the Soviet republics yet exists. Those that were already aware of that fact are not in need of this proof, those who deny that fact will interpret this leak in any way other than that which points out what should be obvious, and those who are oblivious will remain so.


Russia is past the point where it has to keep up certain appearances and in fact takes opportunities to display the true nature of its power and intentions.


My contention is that this leak is both benign and beneficial in the sense that it establishes Russian plausible deniability as Assange's handler.


The largest intelligence apparatus in the world (by far) is directed by the Kremlin. The Russians don't need to be informed by other governments or the press of what information Julian Assange has to leak.


A KGB hitman named Andrei Lugovoy was dispatched to London with a vial of pollonium 210 to kill the British citizen named Sasha Litvinenko for exposing secrets which would have brought down any government in the Western world and led to arrests and convictions for mass murder. Lugovoy is now a member of the Russian Duma. This spring the president of Poland as well as more than 90 others on his plane were assassinated in flight by the Russian intelligence services. The survivors were shot on the ground at the scene of the crash. Individuals considered problematic to the Russian government have their lives snuffed out as a matter of course. Yet Julian Assange continues to breathe. Make of it what you will.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:28 | 766245 molecool
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Well, now you know who really runs the country.

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