Interpol Issues International Arrest Warrant For Julian Assange For "Sex Crimes"

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Tue, 11/30/2010 - 18:58 | 766109 Rainman
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Only one person got fukked and he'll get a hundred years.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:16 | 766200 DoChenRollingBearing
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Not if he makes to Ecuador and his buddy Rafael Correa first.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:28 | 766246 living on the edge
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Gutsy play, I hope he makes it there and releases the info on the bank.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 19:52 | 766316 Arius
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he probably might want to consider moving the date of the release a bit earlier...

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:23 | 766376 goldmiddelfinger
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Silly wabbit. he can't move his own pwison welease date

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:54 | 766452 Sabremesh
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If they don't welease Woderwic, I'll scweam and I'll scweam, so there.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:05 | 766600 Croesus
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"Who is this Woderwick, to whom you weefer?"


"He's a Wobber"

"And a Waypist"



Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:16 | 766755 Fish Gone Bad
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This is just like Orwell's 1984.  Among all the crimes that people plead guilty to, they have to throw in being a homosexual, and knowingly passing on venereal disease(s).

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 08:45 | 767017 Oh regional Indian
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The verisimilitudeousness betwixt 1984 the book and 2010 the year is actually quite stunning.

It gets worse when you realize that 1984 was actually meant to be 1954.

Put the first 2 and next 3 together and suddenly you have a rather wind-warping experience. Something that feels funny, maybe like a Margollen fibre "alive" under your skin.

Strange world indeed.



Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:36 | 766540 TwistedSys
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That's it. I am getting my "Free Assange" t-shirt tonight.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:01 | 766591 Red Neck Repugnicant
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Bloomberg is reporting that Julian was attending a Republican fund raiser in the men's room of Terminal 4 at LAX.  They were passing some notes under the stalls, and one inadvertently landed on the foot of a security guard.  


Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:57 | 766709 tmosley
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Have you ever noticed how you have never once said anything worthwhile?

You aren't Stephen Colbert.  Stop pretenting you are.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 00:53 | 766993 Dr. Sandi
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You aren't Stephen Colbert.  Stop pretenting you are.

I'd like to point out that there IS NO Stephen Colbert. Just this guy pretending to be him on TV, 4 nights a week.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:15 | 767700 hbjork1
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Dr. Sandi,

"I'd like to point out that there IS NO Stephen Colbert. Just this guy pretending to be him on TV, 4 nights a week."

Really?  Where did you get that story?

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 09:41 | 767365 Red Neck Repugnicant
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Don't start with me, fartface.

I'll barbecue you like I always do.

Last week, you - quite ridickerously - told everyone that you had the cure for both cancer and HIV, and if your work wasn't so pivotal to society you would leave the United States.  In reality, you're nothing but a lab assistant researching tooth plaque.  


cuckoo cuckoo

Outrageous delusions of grandiosity is one of the hallmarks of opiate addiction. Either you've got a penchant for afghan tar balls, or you're just another internet douche bag with superman dreams.     

As soon as you retract your I have the cure for cancer bullshit, I'll reveal my identity. 


Wed, 12/01/2010 - 10:07 | 767472 tmosley
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I see.  So you DIDN'T talk with Dr. Spallholtz.  You fucking liar.

I am not the one who developed either of those two products, though I have been pushing for more resources for their development and testing.

We have a cure for PROSTATE cancer, and a METHOD for developing others.  We do in fact have a product that targets the CD4 protein on the HIV that works well enough to disable both the virus and infected cells.  You have no idea what you are talking about.  You're nothing more than a half-baked Stephen Colbert impersonator.

Edit: and since you are so stupid, I thought I would post a picture for you:

That is us curing a mouse of cancer.  Have a nice day :)

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:07 | 767676 hbjork1
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Very interesting post.  Is any comment available on how the selenium works?

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 12:37 | 768113 tmosley
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It is a catalyst that produces short lived superoxide radicals that travel about the length of a bacterial cell before being neutralized.  This means you can coat a surface with selenium, and in the presence of oxygen and thiols (these are available from the bacteria themselves), and you get a surface that is immune to colonization by any type of cell.  This is convenient for medical devices, obviously, but also a legion of industrial applications.

Have a look around that website.  There is a lot of good stuff there.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 16:12 | 769385 Rick64
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 Wish you all the best for your research. A worthy purpose.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:13 | 767690 chopper read
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no doubt this turkey, RR, is sitting in a cubicle somewhere, and since he gets pistol whipped by his boss, needs to take it out on us. 

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:54 | 766872 Calmyourself
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Hey, did you find Obammy's college transcripts yet?  How about anything the empty suit ever wrote as editor of the Harvard law Review?  No, not yet, how about this GWB had a higher GPA than the watermelon Goracle..


Wed, 12/01/2010 - 02:13 | 767151 i-dog
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Don't feed the troll. Just junk her and move on.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 03:14 | 767216 chopper read
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always do.  he's a bitter little 'dumbo-crap', isn't he?  

...still playing into the 'divide and conquer' of the ruling elite.  

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 09:16 | 767392 Red Neck Repugnicant
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I'm bitter?  Are you kidding me?  I spend my entire time on ZeroHedge laughing. And when I'm not here, I'm out living life and enjoying it.  

You guys are the most humorless, bitter, cynical, overly pessimistic, psychotic, overly dramatic losers I've ever encountered in my life. 

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 09:54 | 767475 tmosley
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There's a kind of sick desperation in your laughter.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:15 | 767696 chopper read
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i actually have faith that he'll come around eventually.  theres nothing more enlightening then the pleasure of being proven wrong, if one can see it. 

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 09:05 | 767373 Calmyourself
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Just so stupid, thought process a millimeter deep, tough not to poke with a stick..  I shall attempt to let my better angels rule..

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 09:40 | 767447 Red Neck Repugnicant
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Hey i-dog

What's your delusion?  Are you a bunker dweller?  Are you an ammo hoarder?  Canned food specialist?

Wait a minute.  I know.  9/11 was an inside job, right?  Yep, that's it.  

cuckoo cuckoo

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:21 | 766772 MurderNeverWasLove
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 OK. Right now I'm thinking total setup. Everyone of import had foreknowledge, and here's my kicker -- if I were running this operation, I'd script it like all this. I'm thinking that actually the USG is the big winner. It's a clever operation. A sort of weapon of mass propaganda. It's taking the whole diplomatic business to the big show, with juicy tabloid stuff, orgies and fetishes, and the old smuggle the guns in with the Bibles, and condom-busting sex scandals bad enough to phone up inter pull. The making of the folk hero ploy is working a charm with ass-anger and Uber Laudenum.


Think of what a kick it would be to let a world full of leaders in on the fun, by letting them write their own legends, and get to feign all sorts of outrage. Thing of the utility and entertainment value one could get out of such a setup. To me, it's all pretty rich, and since there will be very few who actually dig through all of it with a clue about what's going on, some newly discovered tidbit suddenly sparks whatever.

Ass anger just another operative.  Total distraction from what the reality of the situation is.  He and his girlies are in.


The bank play is probably cover that could yield some clemency for a soon to be tits-up bank.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 00:50 | 766976 caconhma
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"Interpol work focuses primarily on public safety, terrorismorganized crimecrimes against humanityenvironmental crimegenocidewar crimespiracyillicit drug production, drug traffickingweapons smugglinghuman traffickingmoney launderingchild pornographywhite-collar crimecomputer crimeintellectual property crime and corruption."

How come there is no single Interpol office in the USA? We have here everything they are looking for. So, where are they?

It appears that this fucking world went really mad! I've never heard before that  criminals can sue witnesses for violating their privacy by giving true and honest testimonies.

As for the freedom of speech in the USA and EU, it is an ancient and forgotten history.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 00:59 | 767004 Stuart
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Yup, not going to call total BS yet on these charges but for them to come out now, AFTER he's clearly pissed off key Govt officials around the world, gimme a freakin' break.  If he did commit these crimes, why were they not pursued earlier.   It smells like a total setup to put him out of business.  Problem is, it'll backfire HUGE, unbelievably, unimaginably HUGE.  They'll make a hero out of him.  

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:54 | 766629 Julia
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I will take good care of him. He just needs to come to me and I will hide him from that nasty Interpol in my beautiful Colombian breasts from all who try to hunt him down. 

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:01 | 766716 LiquidBrick
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I need a hiding spot too.  Your coordinates?


Wed, 12/01/2010 - 00:23 | 766946 Julia
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How much money do you have my pretty brick or are you just the right size to pleasure me?

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 02:10 | 767147 Careless Whisper
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meet me in rio. we can have some fun.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:23 | 766493 King_of_simpletons
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It is always 'sex' that throws an activist,  a do-gooder in jail on some made up carnal charge. Memo to future activists: Cut your cocks and freeze it in a nitrogen canister when you go about "activating". 

BTW OT, this is the great Chinese hoax I was talking about earlier in another thread:

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 03:30 | 767220 Cornubot
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Well, yes. Assange has admitted to having had sex with a lot of swedish girls while in Sweden. In one interview he couldn't recall which girls the allegations of molestation and rape were about, because he apparantly had sex with too many girls in a short time.

In Sweden you (ie if you're a woman) can retroactively charge a man with rape if he wasn't good enough and you have regrets. In this case two of the women got in contact with each oother and got a bit disappointed that they weren't the only ones who screwed Assange. So they pressed charges. 

Assange fled the country, apparantly having been caught with his pants down. One of the allegations is supposed to be that he did something he said he wouldnt, ie "I promise not to....", but did it anyway. That will be rape or molestation in Sweden.

Anyway, Assange uses his fame from his ego-show Wikileaks to fuck girls. No surprises there.

Cluebat for foreigners visiting Sweden. Don't fuck the girls. In the end you will be fucked. We're not as liberal sexually in Sweden as you are led to believe.

As for Assange warning about "there will be attempts of entrapment", that was just his way of trying to look good, very well knowing that he leads a very promiscous sex life and eventually someone will be "not satisfied". It is also doubtful that CIA/whatever has recruited a 20-something, and a leading politician in the socialist christian movement in Sweden, who is one of the women who pressed charges for molestation (but not rape). 

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:17 | 766506 DocLogo
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this is the same bull shit they used to try and discredit scott ritter

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:51 | 766575 molecool
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... or Elliott Spitzer. Yeah yeah - he did it - but I'm sure a good portion of the U.S. Congress has been hiring strippers on many occasions. The story is the same - some people wanted him gone and that was the one way they could take him out.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:28 | 766646 GoinFawr
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'they' tried the ol' Honey Pot gambit on Ralph Nader too

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 02:04 | 767140 Bananamerican
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It's an oldie but a goodie....not a very imaginative crowd are they?

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 11:27 | 767742 New_Meat
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who needs imagination?  You can't swindle an honest man. - Ned

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 01:01 | 767012 midtowng
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I had forgotten about that. Thanks for remembering. Anyone who says anything inconvienent will be either a "sex offender" or a "terrorist".

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 09:58 | 767484 Widowmaker
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National security for suckers is tough business.

Time for my daily crotch scan.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 04:22 | 767271 StychoKiller
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Knee-jerk reaction to bad (in this case, embarrassing) news:  Shoot the messenger (in this case, accuse messenger of a sex crime, the most hideous of all [really hard to get people to believe in cannibalism these day, apparently]).

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:40 | 766550 Rylie
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Google has removed from the news search, Youtube has removed the Alex Jones channel today as well. 

Great day for Free Speach

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 02:04 | 767137 Babalooee
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just googled it

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 10:08 | 767495 Rylie
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Google News Feeds has nothing infowars used to come up as one of the Top feeds now nothing anywhere, also he posted a video last night on, Look for Alex Jones Channel on Youtube.

edited: Sorry typo

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:47 | 766564 Winston Smith 2009
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"Only one person got fukked"

Yeah, him. Probably a fabricated incident.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:28 | 766647 sgt_doom
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From a most informative article below, which everyone appears to have forgotten:,00.shtml

"STOCKHOLM (Radsoft) — The internal affairs division of the Swedish police found that the entire dossier on the Assange case was leaked to the media. The Chancellor of Justice along with the 'IAD' are now going to pursue the matter in an attempt to find out who broke the law"

"The Chancellor's office says the police were contacted 28 August by Aftonbladet editor in chief Jan Helin who told them he had access to the complete dossier of the Assange case - something Helin today denies."


"The Aftonbladet leak becomes the third leak in the Assange case. Maria Kjellstrand of the prosecutor's office was responsible for the first when she - without legal backing - verified all details in the case with the tabloid Expressen.

The second leak occurred shortly after Assange's one and only interview with the police where he specifically demanded (and received) guarantees from the authorities that there would be no further leaks - and especially not to Expressen.


" 'The only victim here is me', Assange told the AFP in a telephone interview today. 'These accusations are baseless, and the process by which they've come out is disturbing.' "

'This entire rape investigation has been conducted without my input. No one has asked me any questions regarding the rape case. The police refuse to say if there is a warrant out for me or not.'





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