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Interpol Issues International Arrest Warrant For Julian Assange For "Sex Crimes"

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Per BreakingNews.com, Interpol has just issued an international arrest warrant for Julian Assange. The offense listed: SEX CRIMES. And somehow Interpol does not have access to the Internet and is unable to pull an image of the wanted criminal. Unclear if Ben Bernanke will follow suit in the same Sex Crime category for repeated involuntary fornication with the world's middle class. In other news, we are now taking odds on a dramatic, globally televized slow speed chase on a California highway in Julian Assange's future?

 

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Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:08 | 766359 prophet
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Capture the false flag, interesting twist.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:11 | 766373 goldmiddelfinger
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+10 shhhh--no one is to know fool

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:36 | 766417 Brindle702
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I'd entertain the thought of this being a false flag ... but a false flag to distract from what? ... to move forward what agenda?

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:11 | 766370 Cui Bono
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anyone know where you can download the ins.256 file without getting your 'puter gangprobed for the effort??? besos, CB

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:16 | 766380 oygevalt
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This whole thing does reek a bit of the A Team - the press can find him anytime, but governments never can?

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:20 | 766384 Ludwig Von Miso Soup
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Sort of like how CNN tracked down OBL but the biggest,  most advanced military in the world can't find him? Yeah, sounds about right.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:16 | 766381 crazyjsmith
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Hey Interpol,

Ben Bernanke and Timmy G both raped me and are currently doing so.   Please arrest them ASAP for the largest Sex Crime in history!!  

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:56 | 766455 velobabe
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yeah, i got gang raped by JPMorgan Chase Home Finance.

No problem Mame, you were the best we have fukked so far.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:58 | 766869 Seymour Butt
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+1

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:17 | 766382 DavidRicardo
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Bonne chance, Julian.  Caches-toi bien.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:25 | 766395 goldmiddelfinger
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Talk to the hand. It says he's Australian.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:19 | 766383 Cui Bono
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SB 510 passed.... another way we are thoroughly fucked!

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:23 | 766394 bugs_
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Hope to see you in Ecuador Julian.  LOL.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:26 | 766398 economists_do_i...
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Assange = Captain Obvious.  Banksters and politicians are corrupt?  Hardly a new development.

He's going to go to jail over that?!?  What an idiot.  Exercise in futility.  He accomplished nothing.  Changed nothing.

Shows where having having an ego gets you.  He's like the guy at the track who's screaming, "That's me!  That's me!" while his horse is romping by 5L in the 4th race.....and has his head in his hands by the 9th race.

This site does a WAYYY better job of exposing the truth.  And they're smart enough to do it in a way that they can remain operational.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:27 | 766400 abc123
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go long in defense related stocks.  They'll have to start another war to get attention off all this shit.

 

 

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:30 | 766407 max2205
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He needs to hide out with bin laden. They'll never find him

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:31 | 766408 Mr.Kowalski
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Tis whacha get for f'kin with the big boyz.. they had to do something to prevent him from shining the light on BofA.. he's just lucky he did'nt get "lead poisoning" as Pablo Escobar would say.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:32 | 766410 goldmiddelfinger
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AUDJPY; the incessant hammering in my ears

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:32 | 766411 Mr.Kowalski
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If I'm Julian, I'd be hiring a speedboat to take me to Havana. Dinner with Fidel & Raul would be nice.. 

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:35 | 766415 sourgrapesson
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Run Forest Run

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:06 | 766482 phat tails
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Mama says they was magic shoes. They could take me anywhere.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:40 | 766422 max2205
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ARTIST: Warren Zevon
TITLE: Lawyers, Guns and Money
Lyrics and Chords

I went home with the waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians, too

/ D A E - / D A D A / D A E - / D A /
/ D AD DA D AE - / /

I was gambling in Havana
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns and money
Dad, get me out of this, ha

I'm the innocent bystander
But somehow I got stuck
Between a rock and a hard place
And I'm down on my luck
Yes, I'm down on my luck
Well, I'm down on my luck

/ D E A - / / / D - / / /

Now I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns and money
The shit has hit the fan

Send lawyers, guns and money {4X}

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:44 | 766427 cva2biz
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Green Light: You are correct. These are Ashkenazis. Not real Jews. No question.

Sex Crimes: This is a total Bravo Sierra charge to go after this guy. Everyone knows the United States government has been lying to its people since (at least) JFK was assassinated.

The U.S. people deserve to know how their government has been lying to them for 37 years (at least). I mean how come Gerald Ford, Dick Nixon, Johnson, GHWB all became President? GHWB, Johnson, and Ford were in Dallas om 11/22/1963. Ford was part of the Warren Commission for crying out loud?

Amd they want to get Assange for sex crimes? Give me a freakin' break!!! They better start lookin' at their own glass house beforew throwin' stones.

This is a catastophe!! The liars have been drinkin' their own Kool-Aid!!!

Oh Fuck???!!!

 

 

 

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:06 | 766730 Hooter Shaker
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dude, 47 years.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:48 | 766432 Paul Thomason
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Funny how things get serious when he starts talking about dishing on the BANKS!.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:43 | 766841 FranSix
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If Assange made a formal marriage proposal, then the deceit is gone, no?  He could do worse than this one.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:49 | 766434 cva2biz
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mutha' fuckers. Assange is the first guy in a long time to be tellin' the truff.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:00 | 766435 George Washington
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"Unclear if Ben Bernanke will follow suit in the same Sex Crime category for repeated involuntary fornication with the world's middle class."

+ 1,000 (in 1912 pre-Fed dollars)

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:48 | 766436 dcb
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I was telling people at work Monday he would be assinated, so this is no surprise.

the guy should win a nobel. A political prisoner

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:52 | 766444 belogical
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I wonder if interpol has a warrant out for Silvio Berlusconi for pedophilia?

 

That would be a more just charge 

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:52 | 766447 cva2biz
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dcb: political prisoner?

hell, they be sendin' him to room 101.

How many fingers I be holdin' up Winston.

I want to say 5.

Right mutha fucka.

 

 

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:55 | 766453 Fix It Again Timmy
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The bankers got JFK [Executive Order 11110] - don't let those scum get you!  Hang tough, Mr. Julian Assange!  Ever notice that after the JFK assassination, all silver coinage went "bye-bye"?

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:56 | 766456 cva2biz
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Assange betta' lay low.

Thought police be lookin' for his ass.

Then they send him to room 101 with brotha O'Brien.

Then he be seeing 5 fingas when only 4 are held up.

Or betta still givin him the ratmask treatment.

He will be rehabbed. You gotta know what I am sayins.

 

 

 

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:57 | 766458 tpbeta
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As I understand it Interpol have not issued an international arrest warrant at all, and your headline is wrong.  They've issued a Red Notice, which is not the same thing.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:01 | 766467 oygevalt
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What is the difference, and does the Red Notice confer any instruction to detain?

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:34 | 766659 DaveyJones
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What tells you it's a red notice???  

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 06:32 | 767314 tpbeta
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I saw it on Reuters last night when it first broke. BBC also say so here...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11880965

According to Interpol they are to "assist the national police forces in identifying or locating those persons with a view to their arrest and extradition." I think (though I'm no expert) their primary purpose is to locate, not to arrest, but with a view to possible subsequent arrest.

 

I gather Assange is thought to be hiding out somewhere in England and they want to find him. Probably not so they can buy him a pint either.

 

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:58 | 766461 cva2biz
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BB have great confidence brotha Ossange can be rehabbed.

 

 

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:59 | 766463 velobabe
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Julian the G R E A T†

please find the time to leak.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:03 | 766473 Sabibaby
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You must take time to drain your bowels!

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 02:06 | 767144 DoChenRollingBearing
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+++ to velobabe!

Yet another gem here at ZH.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 20:59 | 766464 cva2biz
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tpbeta: give me a effin break.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:40 | 766466 plocequ1
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Society has become a virtual digital fuck fest complete with virtual dramas. Life is nothing but a YouTube video  created for all the Sheeple to sitback and behold. The world has become  The Onion news . Its Balloon Boy and Survivor x 1000. In the real world, Were screwed. Enjoy the movie.

http://www.engdahl.oilgeopolitics.net/Geopolitics___Eurasia/WikiLeaks/wi...

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:01 | 766468 liberal sodomy
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Everyone knows he's wearing a gimp outfit in soros' apartment in brussels.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvG3xShmNIE

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:01 | 766470 c1618
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Seems like Mr Assange's idea is catching wind...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i1HUx-jbVA

I was kind of hoping to see the WikiLeaks logo splashed across the side of one.

Moral of the story: Get the information out there by whatever means possible - don't just rely on the internet, diversify.

I'll leave it for somone else to comment on the concept of dumping of the US$1 bills from the sky...

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:02 | 766471 AngryVoter
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I wonder if one of the many screwed by the banks flips out and offs a few bankers would a jury convict?  Hard to think 1 in 12 average citizens wouldn't look for some reason to hang the jury.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:18 | 766508 Bob
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What's the defense: Temporary Sanity?

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:04 | 766475 SlorgGamma
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Hilarious. The two wings of the Bubbleklatura steering us towards destruction -- the Amero-fraudsters and suicide banksters, who at this point are just printing the money they don't have, and their partners in Leverage-Crime, the Euro-banksters, who never met an Amero-ponzi scheme they couldn't saddle onto their taxpayers -- are so damn cheap, they couldn't even arrange for a halfway credible smear campaign.

This Empire is done. It's high time to let the BRICs run the show.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:03 | 766476 Don Birnam
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Curiously, the device used by Interpol bears a close resemblance to the emblem representing The Empire, in the cutthroat inverse universe depicted in the "Star Trek" original series episode, "Mirror, Mirror." It is looking more and more that Mr. Assange could well find himself in the agony booth...

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090618045208/memoryalpha/en/imag...

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 09:17 | 767393 Midas Mulligan
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+ 1

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:04 | 766479 Thanatos
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This happened once before.

They rescinded the warrant.

They will rescind it again.

They REALLY want ALL EYES on this WIKILEAKS stuff NOW.

WTF is really going on?

Did the aliens land at Ft. Knox?

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:07 | 766484 cva2biz
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to economists_do_i...

probawise. but he is speakin out, my man.

not many doin that, you see.

go read Griftopia by Taibbi.

you will get the message.

 

 

 

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:11 | 766490 cva2biz
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Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

We have Fed monetizing the debt...we have issues in Korea and China.

The whole world is falling apart and Assange is guilty of sex crimes?

Get a grip. We are in the biggest shitstorm in modern history and all we are worried about is Assange's sex crimes?

No!!! It is only to be gettin our eye off tha ball mutha fucka.

 

 

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:10 | 766496 greenewave
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BREAKING NEWS!! – BofA NEXT WIKILEAK TARGET!!, watch this video "WIKILEAKS NEXT VICTIM – BANK OF AMERICA FRAUD EXPOSED" at (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z33i8ORYZhI).

by Anonymous

My gut feeling is that TPTB has done this intentionally to bring down BoA. Bob Chapman has stated for months? now that BoA is totally bankrupt and will crash. Even pulsescan72 got information a few weeks ago that BoA has huge problems. Could it be that Goldman Sachs, JPM and the other big boys want to get rid of BoA? Just a thought...

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:21 | 766512 Scarticia
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Congratulations!  We have a winner.   Thanks to all of you that have chosen to play.  Please tell Mr. Weave the valuable prizes he has won, Don.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:50 | 766555 Future Jim
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I think you may be right. The bank being targeted will tell the tale. If it is in good with GS and the administration, then it must be on the level, but if it is a competitor - Like Lehman Brothers, then he may be a plant.

Consider that nothing very bad was in the State Department emails. I can see  the administration thinking it actually furthers their agenda.

I can see how the administration (not to confuse the administration with its employers - TPTB) thought that the tragic helicopter video would actually make the other party look bad (for starting the war).

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:31 | 766653 10044
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whoever junk'ed this, get the f out of zerohedge and go back to huffpo you f'ing commies

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 01:30 | 767077 Dr. Sandi
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Careful, your diaper's about to explode, pal.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:18 | 766507 SpeakerFTD
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This is all a big distraction.  The real story is they might put Willie Nelson in prison.   That is just so wrong.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:22 | 766513 Ham Wallet
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I want to defy
The logic of all sex laws
Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists
I'll let you be my chaperone
At the halfway home
I'm a full-grown man
But I'm not afraid to cry

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:29 | 766528 minus dog
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I think Assange is an asshat, and a egomaniacal one at that, but this reeks of bullshit.

On the other hand, let's hope that he hasn't been using his notoriety as license to actually do what he has been accused of doing... wouldn't be the first person who had done such a thing.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:51 | 766562 plocequ1
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Sort of like Balloon Boy and Dancing with the stars. A virtual side show . A feast for the lithium crowd

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 09:17 | 767394 Midas Mulligan
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+ 1

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:40 | 766549 bankonzhongguo
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Well the guy did an interview in London on Nov. 11, after the Swedes had their criminal complaint.  London is filed with cameras and MI-6 and supposedly this guy has been under surveillance by the NSA for Lord knows how long.  Will he be picked up in the UK, or somewhere else.  My bet is that if the guy is a real independent he's keeping a fail-safe info bomb on standby in case he goes into a mental hospital.  I am curious who is inside wikileaks as deep-throat and will another wikileaks spring anew in the wild via P2P.  Wikileaks could just be a big intel honeypot.  Let's hope its the real deal.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:27 | 766644 Implicit simplicit
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Leave a a leak, don't take one.

Puns aside. It is cleaner and safer to leave information than to download it.

Porn can be implicating  without knowing the the true ages of the participants.

Once it is on your computer, they can always find it.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:44 | 766558 ebworthen
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This is a joke, sarcasm, right Tyler?

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:50 | 766573 FischerBlack
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I'm sure he is going to be labeled a child molester. There's only two things in this world that people will willingly give up freedoms to prevent -- terrorism and child molestation. What do you do when you already have people cowering in fear over one of them? Ramp up the other.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 21:57 | 766586 Nostradumbass
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<fnord>

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:01 | 766590 Atomizer
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This old story reminds me of Elliot Spitzer.

I suspect this will be released during the banking download.

NASCO

http://www.growthnetworld.com/pages/add_a_map.html

Above has to do with Banking & Trilaterial tools.

H.R.3534.IH Law of the Sea Redux

 

Your being back doored again. Universal Healthcare and New Green jobs to be created by the Government and funded by the taxpayers.

In 1995, Johnny Mnemonic is a data trafficker. Watch the ending of movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu1r_LG7pSk

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:06 | 766602 Client 9
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Exactement!

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:11 | 766610 mberry8870
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The first thing to do in a situation like this is to attack the reputation. Oldest trick in the book.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:28 | 766648 scaleindependent
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Wikileaks is a historian's and poli sci grad students wet dream come true. Virgin Primary sources.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:31 | 766652 Sad Sufi
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Sex crime is a great catch-all isn't it?

 

See movie 1984

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcTP7YWPayU

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:38 | 766667 JX
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Julian's got the dirt on BANK OF  AMERICA!

http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9139180/Wikileaks_plans_to_make_t...

"At the moment, for example, we are sitting on 5GB from Bank of America, one of the executive's hard drives," he said. "Now how do we present that? It's a difficult problem. We could just dump it all into one giant Zip file, but we know for a fact that has limited impact. To have impact, it needs to be easy for people to dive in and search it and get something out of it."

 

Thanks to: joethebummer (kitco forum)

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:39 | 766669 Kurtieboy
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....more like sodomy than fornication!

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:46 | 766687 Cone of Uncertainty
Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:49 | 766694 Acidtest Dummy
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Run, Jullian, run.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:57 | 766701 plocequ1
Tue, 11/30/2010 - 22:57 | 766705 Atomizer
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If Julian Assange is the real deal as an independent to create global awareness, I suspect Interpol will be disgraced as well. As stated in my posts last night, we have sit back and wait to formalized his creditability.

I'll be honest, my conscience tells me Soros is directly involved. When I have these feelings, 95% of the time they turn out correct.

There is a sidekide known as Maurice Strong. He is advocating the UN Agenda 21 again. Just turn your TV on, you'll hear all about it.

Snickers.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:07 | 766732 Newsboy
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Julian Assange, international man of mystery and intrigue, but what became of those rape accusations in Sweden? It seems that a 30 y/o Wikileaks groupie invited Assange to a party, had sex with him, and discovered later that he also had sex with another groupie 2 days later. This was clearly a case of both groupies being raped, so she talked with the 20 y/o groupie, and they went to the police. The police immediately charged Assange with rape and immediately reported it to a Swedish newspaper, which immediately published it. The younger groupie got a bad feeling, like she might have been manipulated by the older groupie, for political purposes, and withdrew her complaint. The Swedish police "investigated further" and didn't have much to say after that. The first groupie has an interesting political background, as do the owners of the paper, which broke the story, and she once worked for the paper as an intern, and once wrote a paper about how to punish a man with sexual character assassination.  No, I'm not making this up. The CIA is STILL laughing...
http://www.counterpunch.org/shamir08272010.html

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 01:33 | 767084 Dr. Sandi
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Looks like you missed a deadline somewhere.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:18 | 766764 jowenchrist
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Piss on the powerbrokers leg - and this fellows body may never be found - very ballsy man - the rest of us are to lame to fight anything worse than traffic -  we're fucked -

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:21 | 766774 Basia
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Haven't had time to read all the posts so hope this is not a repetition.

 

Isn't it odd that the New York Times printed his stuff.  Could this be a government plan to limit internet access due to  "National Security?"  Check out this article. Another viewpoint well worth the read .

http://www.thedailybell.com/1561/WikiLeaks-Clever-PsyOps.html

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:26 | 766793 Buck Johnson
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If I was Julian I would start releasing stuff fast and soon, because they are coming for him and want him badly.  And don't believe the little stuff that the media has been saying for the past 24 hours about the release of the documents and the examples.  Those examples are real and correct, but it's the other stuff that they aren't talking about that is buried in the 250,000 documents that they haven't been through yet that is making the US govt. go crazy.  I see that the other world news agencies will see the other stuff once they start to get into the meat and gravy of the documents.  Do you actually think that some cables of what our ambassadors think of Karzai and the French president and wanting war with Iran is enough for the US to go crazy, no.  It's what hasn't been talked about or found yet in the documents, and that is what's made them irrate and crazy.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:28 | 766800 Buck Johnson
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If I was Julian I would start releasing stuff fast and soon, because they are coming for him and want him badly.  And don't believe the little stuff that the media has been saying for the past 24 hours about the release of the documents and the examples.  Those examples are real and correct, but it's the other stuff that they aren't talking about that is buried in the 250,000 documents that they haven't been through yet that is making the US govt. go crazy.  I see that the other world news agencies will see the other stuff once they start to get into the meat and gravy of the documents.  Do you actually think that some cables of what our ambassadors think of Karzai and the French president and wanting war with Iran is enough for the US to go crazy, no.  It's what hasn't been talked about or found yet in the documents, and that is what's made them irrate and crazy.

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:32 | 766812 Atomizer
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Top 10 CDS Positions

http://www.isdacdsmarketplace.com/exposures_and_activity/top_10_cds_positions

When the fragile system is threaten. Anything can happen.

 

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:45 | 766843 grunk
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I hope Assange is not some CIA op. He could start releasing info on how to break into the system.

 

The phrase “let justice be done though the heavens fall” is probably best known to our readers as being spoken by New Orleans District Attorney Jim Garrison during his 1967 trial of Clay Shaw for the murder of President John F. Kennedy (these words are also inscribed on Garrison’s tombstone).

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:51 | 766845 squexx
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If they do catch up with him, I bet he gets shot "while escaping" or has a sudden "heart attack?!?"

Tue, 11/30/2010 - 23:57 | 766885 Seymour Butt
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Julian:

Go to Brazil, marry my sister-in-law and have a child. Then you cannot be extradited. 

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 00:10 | 766921 redpill
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Seriously, could this be any more blatant?

Now is the time folks. This guy may or may not be a piece of shit, but he probably is not a rapist or whatever other crap they are trying to pin on him. This is pure, seething revenge, and this man needs to be protected.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 01:01 | 766973 williambanzai7
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Regarding the immediate release of the hard drive.

I just want to point out to the crowd that there are genune bank data secrecy and privacy law issues with the BAC hard drive.

If he releases it as is, they won't just be chasing him for date rape.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 01:04 | 767022 JX
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Rad piece williambanzai7.

This is probably the reason it too forever to release.  Going through 5 gigs of the HD with a fine tooth comb to make sure not to release anything that would be an obvious law violation.  Just a guess.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 00:52 | 766991 Arch Duke Ferdinand
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Gold & Silver will become illegal to own.

Shorted Bank Stocks will be made to cover.

Armed Forces troops will be given free homes in the U.S.

...Otherwise I will be State Parading in Washington w/ Potus, in an open landau of course.

hrh ADF

 

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 05:34 | 767299 StychoKiller
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Be sure to visit historic Ford's theater while you're in Washington...

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 01:10 | 767036 Madhouse
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A comedy of epic proportions. 250k cables chronicling a historic waste of money. They are only on #200 or so, leaving another 249,800 to go.

Today: Karzai intervening heavily in heroin cases. So, let me get this right...billions in borrowed money from China is going to Afghanistan to prop up a corrupt regime who really are preserving their only true export (aside from superpower destruction) for the day when they won't be getting money from the big dumb superpower anymore...

This is really going to be a daily comedy treat for quite sometime. I laughed so hard tonight that I nearly busted a ventricle - another $150k on the ol' deficit after em' Docs were dun "fixin" me up....yee  haaa, fuck it..

The Pentagon created the internet but I guess it forgot to develop a kill switch.

Some private takes a break from his hard duties over their in the Green Zone and downloads a few hundred gig from a site he should never in a million years have access to. No one notices, and besides who the fuck cares, more mahem the better, eh ?

What a complete madhouse..

 

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 03:35 | 767233 redpill
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I believe the term is SNAFU

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 01:20 | 767055 strannick
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I wonder when the Swiss will announced Tyler is being arrested for sex crimes, or Max Keiser, Bill Murphy, Alex Jones, or all of you?
I knew there was something I didnt trust about you guys...
Assange is a martyr for freedom of speech. I hope someone is making t-shirts, and starting a defense fund.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 01:22 | 767062 Adam Neira
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There is a way to cast a protective eye over others and not invade their privacy. A good parent knows how to do this trick. Some intelligence must remain in the view of certain people. A perfect democratization of intelligence is only possible in a perfect democracy. In a good family, the father and mother will make executive decisions on behalf of their children to help them unfold their potential. When the child is old enough to stand on their two feet they can share in the burden of adult decision making. Human beings are loathe to admit that they need and benefit from structure. So a hierarchy of intelligence is warranted. Mr.Assange has major flaws in his philosophy and worldview. I wonder what his understanding of the word “sovereignty” is ?

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 01:56 | 767114 karzai_luver
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i will suggest you are the child here.
This gvt slaps secret on a bathroom pass and has no standing to argue sovereignty in any case as they actively work to deny that to others.

as the child grows he will find that the parents lied to cover their abuse and not in the child's interest.
a form of child abuse.

then the child will rightfully turn on his parents and hate them for it.

Assange is akin to the person that pulls you out of the basement where your parents have kept you chained.
However the freedom scares you and you yearn for others to make the tough calls and to not have to see the results of their actions.

get used to it. you ain't seen nothing yet.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 02:06 | 767145 chopper read
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fucking SPOT ON, k_l.

 

these ruling elites have coddled the American citizens into complacent worker bees while they terrorize the globe. our countrymen are deathly naive to these sociopaths.  

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 01:31 | 767080 honestann
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Wait a second.  Did I miss something?

He can leak endless documents about government and military activities... no problem.

But the mere hint that internal documents from some predatory bank will be released, and... nuclear warfare!

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 01:36 | 767089 Young
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This is fucking farce, that's what it is. But "they" are smart, rape accusations aren't treated lightly Sweden. One reason being female prosecutors aren't a minority, +60% of law grads are female.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 04:12 | 767192 lolmaster
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quite clear now that Assange is merely the latest CIA/Soros fabricated character on an autopilot mission to accomplish ... something.

 

amazing how quickly we move from leaked cocktail party reports to bills of attainder and drone assassins eh? first they came for Assange...

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 03:21 | 767219 hejss
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They just spelled it wrong. They ment SEC crime. "Be a good SEC member and watch porn instead"

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 03:29 | 767224 j0sh1130
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the thing that really burns me about the comments here, while most seem to get the timing and question it appropriately, is that everyone seems to think interpol got blackmailed into this.  hello, they had alerts and were involved in the roman polanski bullshit.  cmon people.  its bullshit, but get some facts or, at least, use google.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 03:36 | 767230 hejss
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He is accused of raping one of the women who invited him to Sweden if i remember.

 Btw he looks like he would break in half if having sex so...

Nah SEC crime it is.

 

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 03:37 | 767238 redpill
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Was that the one that had written an article some years ago about how to trap men with accusations of sexual assault?

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 05:43 | 767303 Clancy
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That's nothing.  Look what 9/11 whistleblower Delmart "Mike" Vreeland got accused of.

 

You do not piss off intelligence people.  If you do one day you will wake up dead and posthumously gay.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 05:47 | 767305 oudwestpossie
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guys, could you all take some time to read an essay by Julian Assange on conspiracies: http://cryptome.org/0002/ja-conspiracies.pdf

 

interesting read and is a good take on where he actually stands.

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 20:29 | 770258 i-dog
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Thanks for that link. Some very interesting opinions in there. This one from his blog seems particularly appropriate now, 3 years later:

"Every time we witness an injustice and do not act, we train our character to be passive in its presence and thereby eventually lose all ability to defend ourselves and those we love.

......men in their prime, if they have convictions are tasked to act on them. "

It is so difficult to tell who is an agent, who is a patsy and who is an activist ... on this site, in the alternative media and in general. I have watched Assange closely during interviews and lectures and am still fairly sure that he is an activist ... but who can ever really be sure?

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 07:45 | 767338 claycalhoun
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This whole thing stinks, I suspect no warrants would have been forthcoming if no leaks had

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 08:40 | 767355 pagan
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Very strange affair Indeed! I haven't really investigated it. As a Swede and conspiracy buff I should be ideal for the job.

What really disturbed me at the beginning was the amount of exposure Assange and Wikileaks got from mainstream media. If you really have some serious information about the powers to be you will most certainly NOT be in the MSM.

So one has to asses the leak, except from the gossip are there really some new information? I doubt it.

Could Assange have been framed in Sweden? That is possible, at least one of the women has a background that's political/diplomatic/ with a possible CIA connection. 

 

 

 

 

 

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 09:18 | 767395 Lazarus Long
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we need wings to stay above the bullshit thats piling up on this planet

Wed, 12/01/2010 - 09:34 | 767424 jkruffin
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Wiki Leaks Quote of the DAY:   "Funny how a little sunlight, sends the roaches scrambling!"

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