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Intraday Recap

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Ahead of the FDIC's Failure Friday all is normal at the Fed - the policy to destroy the dollar is working, keeping equities cheap and generating a ripfest in bonds (that bonds and equities are both going to the moon is nonsensical, matters not). For some reason WOPR hasn't confused what the VIX is supposed to do, and it is tracking the market 1:1.

Retail investors confuse the dollar weakness with stock strength and are buying a few hundred shares here and there, only to be promptly front run by the fine folks at the southernmost tip of Manhattan.

Ben - what happens when the dollar hits 0?

 

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Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:43 | 20904 zeropointfield (not verified)
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You'll still get one dollar for one dollar.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:46 | 20907 Screwball
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Over/under on banks to get closed tonight is 3.

Place your bets.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:48 | 20912 mattco
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I go high... say 11. 

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:48 | 20913 Anonymous
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Got a feeling about this 10 or more

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:52 | 20927 Anonymous
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Under but it'll be a biggie.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:53 | 20931 Anonymous
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one big one. (I'm looking at you, Corus bankshares...)

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:12 | 20978 Anonymous
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Leave me alone! I already gave shareholders a special dividend right when things started looking bad. I tried to rip off FDIC as much as I could!

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:38 | 21052 Anonymous
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That's the one I had in mind too. And maybe one or two tiny regionals in Illinois some mid-western State. That's provided Georgia still has banks left to go under LOL

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:08 | 21122 Anonymous
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FDIC was at Guaranty Bank this week. Just a friendly visit, I'm sure. "Hey guys what's going on?"

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:19 | 21143 Anonymous
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#20931 here.

I wouldn't read too much into that. The FDIC, which normally visits banks once a year has been returning to a large number of banks for a second round. My guess is they are building a system wide stress test model to build support for "RTC 2.0"

I played around with the FDIC's Q2 numbers recently and when you add in all the interest reserves being accrued by the small banks and regionals, there are almost 3000 banks with Texas Ratios above 100, if they accounted for their loans correctly. All aboard the fail boat.

Disclosure- Short banks, long guns and ammo.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:58 | 20942 zeropointfield (not verified)
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10

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:00 | 20949 Anonymous
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I say ; BOA, GS, C, MS, JPM & WFC.

Who am I kidding??? Plus GS is not a bank, heeehe, Yeah it is. Or it's not, it all depends if it is to get money or to lower risk level, To get money is a Bank, to lower risk is not.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:01 | 20951 mule65
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I think FDIC could be out of reserves if Guaranty (GFG) and a few more bite it tonight.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:08 | 20969 mattco
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:05 | 20962 Anonymous
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All of them. :)

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:14 | 20984 Anonymous
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Bank holiday in the works. So do they slow down the FDIC closures before then, or plow ahead?

I say 6 or 7 today. But FDIC is running out of money aren't they? Run the presses!

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:28 | 21027 Comrade de Chaos
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4.5

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:48 | 20910 DebtorShredder
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"Ben - what happens when the dollar hits 0?"

Check your local PBS station for showtimes of the "Big Ben Roadshow", where he answers all questions, just like you've seen him do before Congress.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:20 | 20999 lettuce
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Ben: then we will have finally beat this nasty bout of deflation!!

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:50 | 20915 assumptionblindness
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Summer rally now Fall fall later...

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:52 | 20925 mdtrader
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Radio GS - HFT data pipe converted into music. Now you can hear 85 Broad sucking up the money too. :-)

http://www.djtimes.com/insider/track/2009/6-24/freetrack_article01_b.htm>

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:53 | 20928 Anonymous
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What's the spread on Bush's failed bank count beats Reagan failed S&L count?

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:15 | 20987 Anonymous
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Hey stupid liberal, Bush is not the president. We have that communist dude.

As you are well aware, Bush chastized Congress every single year he was in office for the blatant 'Houses for Votes' scam that Barney Frank and Chris Dodd ran shamelessly through Fannie and Freddie and eventually all the lenders.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:18 | 20994 Anonymous
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So his "ownership society" wasn't about people owning houses? He should have picked a better name.

I think this current Admin is way off track right now, but let's remember that this bubble inflated, burst, went to hell, and was greated with gigantic bailouts all on the last guy's watch.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:34 | 21042 Anonymous
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Sure, but he had the SACK not to go around blaming the LAST bubble the popped on his watch (tech) on his predecessor when it inflated ENTIRELY on his watch.

Presidents dont single-handedly inflate bubbles. Clueless idiots do. You're a faggot.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:50 | 21081 Anonymous
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Random homophobia. You must truly be one of the 12 remaining Republicans!

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:52 | 21087 Anonymous
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no, seriously. you suck cock. you have to with pussy ass snide little remarks like that.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:27 | 21164 Anonymous
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bwahaha, Friday!

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:43 | 21196 Anonymous
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Watch your language. We run a clean board here. If you keep it up, I'm gonna have to give you the bag over the head treatment.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:27 | 21026 Miles Kendig
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Q - Who was it that did TARP and the rest of that alphabet soup mess? 

A - It really does not matter.  They both do the same thing.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:35 | 21045 I need more cowbell
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Gentlemen, the Dems vs. Reps BS is just another distraction. They are all crooks, 90% of them. Like 4 weeks of Michael Jackson dying, like the stupid Harvard guy/cop race thing, anything to keep you from seeing the next trillion slip out the back door, from that being the headline. Dems/Reps is like Sox/Yankees- hey it's OK if the guy is an asshole, he's our asshole. Just one more shuck and jive.

Keep your eyes on the prize.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:01 | 21107 Anonymous
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9 to 2

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 14:54 | 20934 Iceobar
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But Tyler, the answer is right there......top left hand corner...."Click for explanation"....

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:23 | 21008 lettuce
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all that happens is it triggers a request-for-help email to help4u@sec.gov. what's really strange is that you get an automated out-of-office reply back with a hastily composed message about "being on vacation for a while." odd.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:13 | 20980 Anonymous
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S&P just under the magic 1,000... End of the month... What a perfect lure for the lot of greater fools.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:19 | 20995 Anonymous
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I agree. I think based on some charts the strategy is to push the S&P to between 1,000 and 1,033, then have a correction to 950 and then up to 1,100. The idea would be to unload on fools in the way to 950 and then have them do the final push to 1,100. No wonder GS and JPM have the 1,100 target and they are all calling the end of the recession... The idea is to generate a "panic buying" leg up to 1,100.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:22 | 21007 Anonymous
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and don't forget about the squeeze....

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:33 | 21040 Anonymous
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Mmmm I tend to think the squeeze is over (although there might still be one left, the one that would the push to 1000-1033.

What I did forget was... the mainstream media blitz this weekend celebrating the end of the recession.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:24 | 21013 Anonymous
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It seems incomprehensible that there would be professional money managers with huge pools of capital still sidelined, who are familiar with market behavior, and who would trust this POS long at this point.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:16 | 20988 Anonymous
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Yawn TD! Change the record.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:27 | 21020 Anonymous
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Yea he must be REALLY boring and "uninformed" for you to come here....nice one jackass.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:27 | 21024 Anonymous
Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:59 | 21100 Anonymous
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I hope so

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:33 | 21178 phaesed
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Nice link, thanks

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:29 | 21028 Anonymous
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I'm in for 4 bank failures.

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 01:24 | 21682 Anonymous
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We have a winner!

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:32 | 21037 Fish Gone Bad
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If Goldman and the Fed push FAZ to zero, do bank stocks go to infinity?

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:34 | 21041 Screwball
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That appears to be the plan.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:34 | 21043 Anonymous
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17 Banks go bust!

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:41 | 21060 Eagle
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Oh boy! It does't look like the tape will be painted and have the SPOO hit the magic 1000 level in time for a big splash in this weekend's financial pages! Someone over at "THEM" headquarters is going to get fired for this.

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:45 | 21066 Anonymous
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USD barely budging

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 15:51 | 21085 Anonymous
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pukefest into the close. goddamn i hate month end

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:15 | 21135 Anonymous
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I think it'll be Guaranty

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 16:38 | 21188 Anonymous
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why can't the chart scales stay somewhat consistent from one day to the next? Instead of showing the min-max of that one day in full scale? Wouldn't that put any graphed trends into better perspective?

Fri, 07/31/2009 - 18:57 | 21397 Anonymous
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OK, this pathetic noob gives up. What's WOPR?

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 08:07 | 21759 jm
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The supercomputer from the movie "Wargames".

Sat, 08/01/2009 - 13:48 | 21870 Anonymous
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When the dollar goes to 0, we will put the cat out for the last time.

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