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Iran Claims It Has Evidence bin Laden Died Of Illness "Long Ago"

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Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:31 | 1255609 FOC 1183
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rut roh

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:34 | 1255623 Ahmeexnal
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Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:47 | 1255709 FOC 1183
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Yes, unlike Joplin, Hendrix and Morrison (who were all buried at sea), Elvis is gainfully employed at the FRBNY wondering where his Bloomberg terminal is.

And since when does 'rut roh' get junked?

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:07 | 1255788 Gully Foyle
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Joplin, Hendrix and Morrison (who were all buried at sea)

What the fuck?


Grave Location:
Greenwood Memorial Park, Renton, Washington USA


Morrison is buried in the Père Lachaise Cemetery in Paris, one of the city's most visited tourist attractions. The grave had no official marker until French officials placed a shield over it, which was stolen in 1973. In 1981, Croatian sculptor Mladen Mikulin placed a bust of Morrison and the new gravestone with Morrison's name at the grave to commemorate the 10th anniversary of his death;[49] the bust was defaced through the years by cemetery vandals and later stolen in 1988.[50] In the 1990s Morrison's father, George Stephen Morrison, placed a flat stone on the grave. The stone bears the Greek inscription: ΚΑΤΑ ΤΟΝ ΔΑΙΜΟΝΑ ΕΑΥΤΟΥ, literally meaning "according to his own daemon" and usually interpreted as "true to his own spirit".[51][52][53] Mikulin later made two more Morrison portraits in bronze but is awaiting the license to place a new sculpture on the tomb. Morrison is also one of the well known members of the 27 Club.


Her ashes were scattered off the coast of California.



Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:22 | 1255847 FOC 1183
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that's a lot of copy+paste for a reply to sarcasm.  great work

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:24 | 1255865 Gully Foyle
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FOC 1183

Thank you your Assholiness.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 15:53 | 1256651 BigJim
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You're pretty stupid for someone who likes Bester.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 16:30 | 1256775 Rick64
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Come on guys appreciate the humor.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:26 | 1255859 Spirit Of Truth
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OBL's body was swiftly buried @ sea, corpse photos were not released, special op helmet cams were off during key part of raid, etc.  Seems a stretch that this all a ruse of some sort, but how believable was the birth certificate the prez released just before this PR coup-de-tat?


We may be at a climax of American mass delusion.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:27 | 1255870 Gully Foyle
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Spirit Of Truth

You forgot the blown up stealth helicopter.



Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:27 | 1255880 Spirit Of Truth
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Also see this 2-year-old American Spectator article, Osama bin Elvis:


Mon, 05/09/2011 - 13:21 | 1256036 j0nx
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Not like it matters anyway. The MSM will not ask the tough questions to those in charge and the American People will not demand that they ask them. The citizens that do demand that they be asked are quickly marginalized as Tea Party right wing nut jobs and then that's that. Rinse repeat. Future historians will have a field day with us assuming human beings have any part in the future.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 15:58 | 1256675 The Alarmist
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Dead link? Too bad.

Did you get the part where the certificate was signed by a Hawaiian doctor named U.K.L. Lee (as in Ukulele)?


Mon, 05/09/2011 - 18:44 | 1257235 Spirit Of Truth
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I'll try again: 


Yes....the U.K.L.Lee (ukulele) bit really seems almost as if Obama's "handlers" are just poking fun at those who are trying to expose the truth.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 14:17 | 1256267 Citxmech
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The junking of the initial commenter is a community service - it lets you know how many trolls are onboard for today's thread.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 17:23 | 1256986 Kopfjager
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"Rut roh" gets junked when people start taking statements of the Iranian government seriously.  Yea, I know you're skeptical of "departments of truth," but remember that the Iranians not only officially deny the holocaust but also deny the brutality they use against their own people in protests.  Take a step back and look at the pattern of which sources you consider to be telling the "truth."  

Here's a little example...  In Iraq we suspected Shiite insurgents were being aided and trained by Iranian intelligence but we weren't able to prove it.  At least, not until we found caches of weapons being transported across the border with Iranian serial numbers.  


Now check out how you immediately doubted what I just wrote.  I bet you thought something like, "our spooks could have planted them there on purpose."  You did didn't you.  Why?  Do you have reliable information that suggests otherwise or do you automatically assume that the US government is the only government capable of lying?  You guys crack me up really.  But keep cheering each other on, its fine--everyone knows the most you'll ever do about anything is write a comment.  Bunch of internet warriors aren't ya?  

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 18:13 | 1257164 Kopfjager
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Only one junk?  Looks like everyone went back to playing World of Warcraft already.  

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 18:28 | 1257184 Rick64
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I'm here. Would you like me to respond? I don't junk though.

 Edit: no response gotta go to the gym. How about some RATM :Killing in the Name (Corporations?)


Mon, 05/09/2011 - 19:20 | 1257335 baby_BLYTHE
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Great tune (politics aside)! Love when people post music

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 15:27 | 1256537 overbet
Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:37 | 1255635 Millivanilli
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Anyone who trusts their government is a fool



Psywar - The real battlefield is your mind (1/8)


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Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:45 | 1255696 Azannoth
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Last week Iran claimed that USA killed Bin Lading because they didn't want the secrets to get out, now it's he died years ago ? hmmmm so which is it ?

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:28 | 1255887 Mad Max
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Bin Lading?  Is that some combination of a bill of lading and warehouse receipts?

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 14:15 | 1256268 Hugh G Rection
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Don't worry


Obama will release a longform photoshopped Death Certificate in 2 years.... That will end the debate.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 14:38 | 1256277 Problem Is
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"rut roh"

Hilarious! Who would <JUNK> that?
Obummer White House interns and Obummer Kool-Aid drinkers have nothing better to do?? Does that moronic, idiot twit Ding-by have a ZH account now??

Even More Hilarious
Iran's Ahmadinejad has more credibility than Obama Bin Lyin'...

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 17:43 | 1257066 Kopfjager
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Oh so the American government is the only one that puts out "kool-aid?"  And someone who disagrees should be removed from ZH?  Interesting...

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 15:26 | 1256542 overbet
Mon, 05/09/2011 - 20:37 | 1257547 Bringin It
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++ overbet - Great post!  What a bunch of morons ... or clever exposers.

Clear, easy to follow and hard, no impossible to refute. 

Mass delusion's gone parabolic.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:31 | 1255612 Ivanovich
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put them up there with "anonymous"?

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:29 | 1255613 taraxias
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"We have accurate information that bin Laden died of illness some time ago," 



No shit. 

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:01 | 1255759 Hexus
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Please take that back, that is a conspiracy theory. You have a psychological problem, belief in this conspiracy is comforting to you and represents a simplified world where we can't trust everything we see on the BBC. Besides, questioning the government is unpatriotic and questioning Obama is RACIST!

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:12 | 1255807 el Gallinazo
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Does Durden consider himself part of the "conspiracy brigade" in relationship to silver price manipulation?

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 13:21 | 1256037 Hexus
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No that's totally different, obviously.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 13:26 | 1256059 JW n FL
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by el Gallinazo
on Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:12


Does Durden consider himself part of the "conspiracy brigade" in relationship to silver price manipulation?



Durden, Myself, Several Other Here and of course those Federal Judges who have weighed the evidence and allowed Court preceding(s) to begin... all believe that JP Morgan.. with its 0.04% Leverage did in fact manipulate the markets for years and as of late has been granted and ALL Access Pass to continue with the new Vault and Margin Hikes!..


I wish that we could have 0.04% Leverage, an Approved Vault and Hikes WHENEVER we were on the wrong side of the trade like JP Morgan!



Mon, 05/09/2011 - 15:00 | 1256429 el Gallinazo
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Sorry. My mistake. I didn't get it. Your conspiracy theory is real but every else's is not.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 14:24 | 1256290 cossack55
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Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:34 | 1255616 wirtschaftswunder
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According to our sources on the Arab Street™, Mahmoud employed a number of spells and a secret-y cabal of sorcerers who enabled the diminutive jerk to assume office and maintain a near-hypnotic sway over other world leaders, such as U.S. President Barry Soetoro, Infidel Castro,  and thick-headed South American meat puppet Hugo Chavez of Venezuela.




Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:36 | 1255638 SheepDog-One
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Yep, was reading about that too yesterday the Ayatolah arrested Ahmedinejads black magic 'Djin' who has been casting spells against the US and wants Ahmedinejad to resign.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:08 | 1255789 i-dog
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The Ayatollayouso has been moving against I'minadinnerjacket for some time now. The Dinner Jacket is about to go and the conservative mullahs will be back in black. The Dinner Jacket is a globalist insider, anyway.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:26 | 1255866 1100-TACTICAL-12
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Who is the mad junker? damn near every post is junked.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:38 | 1255908 i-dog
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Don't stress. I like being junked ... it means someone actually read it! (though, in this case, it looks more like a CIA graffiti artist has sprayed the whole thread).

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:56 | 1255972 Cognitive Dissonance
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Cognitive Dissonance is a bitch to deal with. Better just to junk your worries away.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 13:41 | 1256103 Strider52
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"The Ayatollayouso", "I'minadinnerjacket", "Osama Bill of Lading". Good laffs for a Monday!

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:30 | 1255617 Cognitive Dissonance
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Why can't Iran just shut up and go along with the cover story?

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:34 | 1255627 Quintus
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Indeed.  It's almost like they want to get bombed and invaded 'For humanitarian reasons'.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:41 | 1255660 Innocent Bystander
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Thanks! that had me laughing for a few :)

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 11:45 | 1255698 Blotsky
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"For Humanitarian Reasons"

This is America's new "Peace Keeping" slogan. lmao.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:00 | 1255757 chumbawamba
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I'm always compelled by, "It's for the children."

You could propose we invade a peaceful Inuit village, slay all the men, rape all the women and enslave the children and I would refuse.  But as soon as you mention, "It's for the children" (even though we're intending to enslave them), then by golly I'm on board!


I am Chumbawamba.

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 12:54 | 1255963 Tinfoil Hat
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What's this "enslave" you speak of?  we would liberate them and provide them jobs at Walmart and McDonalds and give them credit for new cars and big ass houses! 

Mon, 05/09/2011 - 13:33 | 1256079 blunderdog
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The real gift is the guaranteed college loans so they can learn useful job-enhancing skills.

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