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Iran Shows Off Mass Graves Prepared For "Aggressors"

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A video being hosted by Iranian FarsNews Agency (google translated here) shows mass graves that have been dug in the province of Khuzestan (located closest to Iraq and Kuwait) that are destined for Iranian "aggressors." It appears Iran is actively preparing, at least in the form of TV propaganda, for what at least from its own perspective, is response to an invasion. If any of our readers have a better proficiency with Farsi, we would be curious to understand what the Imam says in the beginning of the video, although based on the context we have a vague idea.

h/t Sudden Debt


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Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:48 | 513547 perchprism
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Ditches bitches!!!

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:55 | 513557 hedgeless_horseman
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Nice.  In Texas we have made 8-lane highways and the largest healthcare center in the world in preparation for the Mexican invaders.


Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:56 | 513579 cossack55
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Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:14 | 513628 Translational Lift
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So.....That's where the stimulus money went!! JFC.....

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:31 | 513798 Quinvarius
Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:33 | 513803 Citizen of an I...
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I laugh out loud just as much every time I see that.  Brilliant.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:36 | 513811 Quinvarius
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If you love America, you will throw money in its' hole!

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 07:23 | 514790 Sudden Debt
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That site just rules! :)


Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:14 | 513629 Ripped Chunk
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+ !!!

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:04 | 514196 Moneygrove
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G.w.bush let them right in !!!!!!!

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:35 | 513682 Ragnarok
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OT: Teachers Unions More Important Than Food Stamps

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 07:14 | 514782 Ted K
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Cross out teachers unions and insert useless investment bankers playing bridge in Nashville and you got that one right.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 08:02 | 514828 zhandax
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Wrong town for an example Skip.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:34 | 513806 Clayton Bigsby
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well played, sir

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:49 | 514290 Hedge Jobs
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Great idea from the Iranians! They should dig some in central park and fill them with Banksters

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:51 | 513552 Ragnarok
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There will be no ground war, they've already been surrounded.  This is seige warfare, surround and starve out (militarily/politically/economically) your enemy.  Then hope they turn on themselves, hearts and minds aren't part of the game plan this time around.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:01 | 513596 Anarchist
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A little hard to do that when you have China and India cutting deals with the Iranians worth hundreds of billions.

There are millions of Iranians living outside Iran who could cause great problems for anyone who attacks their homeland. Over one million Iranians live in Iraq. Hundreds of thousands live in the Gulf states, UAE and Bahrain. Any talk of a revolution in Iran is BS.

The US bases and supply lines in the Middle east are woefully exposed to attack. We will see how many supplies the US will be forced to fly into it's bases when the locals have unlimited supplies of anti armor weapons and shoulder fired anti-air missles. Seige warfare indeed....

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:09 | 513620 Ragnarok
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First off I'm not advocating either way, just want to get that out there.


So your saying that Iranian expats in Arab states are going to hinder the US military effort more than a US/Israeli air campaign would demolish the power structure within Iran?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:12 | 514210 bonddude
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Richard Clarke ?

Hahaha. That's good.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:13 | 513630 ElvisDog
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Hmm, it seems I heard similar argument before the first Gulf war. How the Iraqi's would do everything you just describe and the U.S. forces would be cut off like Custer at the Little Bighorn.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:42 | 513704's picture

You're comparing apples to much larger and more sophisticated oranges.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:50 | 514019 fightthepower
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If Iran is so great at fighting, why did they fight Iraq to a draw?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:25 | 514233's picture

Let's not fight, just talk, OK?

I'm not saying that Iran is great at fighting and I believe that the United States would  defeat the Iranian military. However, Iran does possess hundreds or thousands of surface to surface missiles far superior to Saddam's small cache of Scuds. I believe that Iran would have a very good chance of taking out more than one American naval vessel and other targets. Remember the Exocet missile that took out the British warship in the Falklands war? The Iran missiles are superior to those used by the Argentinians in the 1980s.

Also, Iran is three times the size of Iraq in terms of population and total square miles. They are the nineteenth largest nation in the world (out of about 140 nations). Even if the Iranian military on the ground were defeated and mopped up in a few months (with how many casualties on the American side?) I imagine that insurgent actions across Iran would tie up American forces for years taking far more Americans lives than I would care to see lost in Iran's mountainous terrain.

With the United States already on the brink of disaster it seems foolish to begin yet another war when we are currently borrowing billions of dollars everyday from China in order to fund both our social programs at home and wars abroad. If the Iranians close the Strait of Hormuz through mining operations and missile attacks the flow of oil from the region will be significantly curtailed. That's just the sort of thing that could push our weakened American economy over the edge. Do you recall how the Soviet Union fell after it's costly, failed adventure in Afghanistan? I don't want to see that happen to America.

Considering the fact that the United States National Intelligence Estimate has concluded that Iran has no nuclear weapons, has no ability to produce nuclear weapons and no ambition to produce nuclear weapons I believe that it would be ill advised to risk catastrophe in order to solve a problem which does not exist in reality but only in the message of the politicians from both sides who believe that they themselves will benefit by touting war.

Does any of that sound reasonable to you?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 22:38 | 514373 Strongbad
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I think you might even be under-stating your case.  Iraq was basically just a one lane river/road corridor from Kuwait up to Bagdad - the rest is just desert and in the North was the Kurds who hated Saddam.  Iran is huge in comparison and its front-line units will not cut and run like the Iraqis.  Their anti-tank, anti-ship, and anti-air capabilities are all also superior to Iraq's.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 22:45 | 514381 DoChenRollingBearing
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No ground war.  No way.  Never happen.  Here's why:

(Insert whoever) goes after Iran might just blow up the distillation column at Iran's ONLY refinery, and there goes 50% of their gasoline.  Blow up the rail bridges to the north and no gasoline imports via marine tankers, and the Iranian Army WALKS after the tank of gas goes dry.

If (whoever) also "Plugs the Damn Hole" at Qom, oops then no 12th Imam comes popping out!  Cuts the head right off the Shi'ite branch of Islam.

(Whoever) would have an easy time taking down their grid too (as in carbon fibers in Serbia).

(Whoever) can get a few nuke material production sites as well, and the Iran problem gets kicked down the road 5 - 10 more years.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 23:32 | 514452's picture

No ground war. That was Old Man Bush's call in Gulf War I. But a dozen years later there was a ground war. And hey, we finally "won," although I really never felt that VE/VJ Day feeling.

Sure, we can kill a bunch of Iranians and maybe they won't disrupt the oil supply, but any attack now plants seeds that must be watered by blood later.

Better to talk peace with these people whom we could wipe off the face of the Earth any time we put our mind to it. Our intelligence agencies all concur that Iran neither has  nuclear weapons nor the ability or desire to produce them. If we, as decent human beings can't try to pursue peace in these circumstances then perhaps we are not as decent or as honorable as we believe ourselves to be.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 00:09 | 514511 DoChenRollingBearing
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No ground war.

I AGREE re talking with them, but their .gov just does not seem to be in a dialog mode with either the Great Satan (us) or the Little Satan (Israel).

No way is America (or even Israel) going to lose any ground combat troops in a huge place like Iran.  I just sketched out just above how easily Iran could be so weakened by a few smart attacks (by whomever).  No need to INVADE, what for?

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 04:14 | 514691 RichardP
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Our intelligence agencies all concur that Iran [doesn't have] the ability or desire to produce them (nuclear weapons).

Do you have any links to information that supports this claim? [asked gently, not as a challenge]  Your point loses vigor if this part of your claim is not true.  And I think it is not supportable at a minimum, and is maybe flat-out not true at a maximum.

Iran has the ability to produce the level of enriched uranium needed for a bomb.  It is a small step from there to hiring the know-how to build a bomb.  And how can any agency measure the desire of a government (as in, no desire to produce nuclear weapons).  A large part of your point rests on this claim being true.  I propose it is impossible to truthfully measure this desire.  I certainly would not forgo destroying Iran's ability to make nuclear weapons just because their government said the had no desire to make nuclear weapons.  There may be other reasons to forgo such destruction, but self-reported lack of desire is not one of them.  Self-reported anything has proven remarkably unreliable in all kinds of social science experiments.

And we will not so easily be able to wipe these people off the face of the earth any time we put our mind to it if/when they acquire nuclear weapons.  Acquiring such weapons is a game changer, and I think you know that.  That is the only reason anyone is even considering destroying Iran's ability to make nuclear weapons.

Rhetorical question:  which has the potential for greater bloodshed?  Stopping Iran's ability to make nuclear weapons now?  Or waiting until after Iran has used a few that they produced and then trying to stop them from using more?  Your are the President.  You actually have to make the choice, and the world will have to live with the unintended consequences of your choice for generations.  How do you choose?  Because surely you know, there are real people right now that must and will choose.  I'm sure their concern is no less than your concern would be about making the correct choice.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 06:19 | 514747 Shylockracy
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For your information: A Miracle: Honest Intel on Iran Nukes

by Ray McGovern - December 4, 2007


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 06:23 | 514751 Hedge Jobs
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what a load of bullshit RP. Ive seen you on this site before you are a typical warmongering, bloodthirsty, jewish supremacist, im a victim, , racist, truth hating zionist scumbag that are all too common here on ZH.

Just look at what you said "And we will not so easily be able to wipe these people off the face of the earth any time we put our mind to it " that is a desgusting thing to say about people. Why do you want to wipe people of the face of the earth? Let alone peaceful people that have done absolutely nothing to any one for several hundred years.

"Acquiring such weapons is a game changer" yes, everybody knows that and you know what? most people, including me, are quite happy to see the game changed in the ME as we are sick and tired of seeing innocent civilians being murdered, opressed and dispossesed by jews as their bloodlust is unsatiable. if it takes Iran having the bomb in order for israel to pull its head in and start acting like a nation instead of rabid bunch of phycopathic murderers im all for it! The only people (i use the term losely, sub human filth is more like it) who dont want the game to change in the ME are the Zionists as they like it just way it is where they literally get away with murder on a daily basis.

So, if you chosen ones, including you RP, want a war with Iran go for it. go and get some guns and some ammo and go and invade them. i dare you, but dont try to grag the rest of the western world into it. We couldnt give a shit if iran produces some isotopes for their medical reactor to help cancer patients. The only people who seem to have a problem with it are zionist scum like you. But you wont do that will you you fucking pussies? you will want american lives and american money to pay for it.

Are there any decent Jews out there that disgree with RP on this topic? No, i thought not. Until one of you proves otherwise you are all the same to me jews = zionists, zionists = jews. So dont have a go at me for being antisemitic. Im an equal opportunity hater and hate all people that preach war and murder, manilpulate the truth, seek to destroy justice and deprive people of their rights. The vast majority of them seem to be jewish

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 08:00 | 514825 Shylockracy
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Well said, Hedge Jobs.

Next time you hear the word "anti-semitism", remember that "it's a trick, we always use it", as a former Israeli Minister put it.


This quote by Yehoshafat Harkabi, Israel’s longest serving Director of Military Intelligence, also deserves consideration, especially by Zionist Fifth-Columnists:


“Israel is the criterion according to which all Jews will tend to be judged. Israel as a Jewish state is an example of the Jewish character, which finds free and concentrated expression within it. Anti-Semitism has deep and historical roots. Nevertheless, any flaw in Israeli conduct, which initially is cited as anti-Israelism, is likely to be transformed into empirical proof of the validity of anti-Semitism. It would be a tragic irony if the Jewish state, which was intended to solve the problem of anti-Semitism, was to become a factor in the rise of anti-Semitism. Israelis must be aware that the price of their misconduct is paid not only by them but also Jews throughout the world.”


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 12:51 | 515614 jakoye
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Exactly! Because you're not brave enough to stand up for your beliefs because you know that you'd be laughed and hissed out of the room.

Your very handle on this site is anti-Semitic.

Just wear your jackboots with pride out in public and watch how many "millions and millions" as your fellow Nazi said line up to goose step with you (make sure you get a crowd permit from the local authorities, since you'll need protection from all the good-hearted citizens who will show you exactly how popular your stances are).

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 14:23 | 515911 Shylockracy
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Irrelevant ravings of someone who lost touch with reality.

When your disloyalty, intimidation, lies, corruption and wickedness come due, I pray for the well-being of the innocent Jews whose only fault was not resisting more forcefully Zionist evil.

Until then, you may keep on playing the Inglorious BastErd in your daydreams, Bear-Jew.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 17:28 | 516586 jakoye
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What is a "Bear-Jew"? Is that like a really hairy, gay Jew?

Disloyalty to Nazism and the "white race"? Yes.

Intimidation by calling people what they are? Yes.

Lies? No. Go ahead and name one.

Corruption? No one's giving me any money to vote a certain way or say a damn thing (I wish they would!).

Wickedness? Haha... seriously, where do you get these things from? Are you taking drugs, son? Cause I think you better put down that crack pipe and get back to reality. "Wickedness"! Hahaha! Who even uses that word to refer to their opponent when debating? Like, maybe modern jihadists and 17th century Pilgrims?

I doubt very much you pray for any Jews. You do realize that with your handle, you offend ALL Jews?

Your strategy of stateless Jews depending on the benevolence of their host countries has already been tried and it failed massively with the Holocaust (not to mention the various massacres and pogroms previous to WWII). I'll take a Jewish state of Israel any day over your preferred method of handling the "Jewish problem".

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 01:03 | 517201 thefatasswilly
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Are you being sarcastic? No, you're not, sadly.

"Let alone peaceful people that have done absolutely nothing to any one for several hundred years."

Are you fucking kidding? That sort of classification defines "peaceful" in your book? Jesus ass fucking Christ. 3, 400 years is nothing when looking at history.

We men are not peaceful. ALL people (er, men, I believe that women are more peaceful and thus inferior), not just Jews, are bloodthirsty, you fucking idiot. Might is right; that is the only reason I support Israel at the moment.

I honestly don't know how to respond to your idiocy. Violence is the answer to everything; history is jam packed with murder for money. Who are you to declare that wrong?

Fucking retarded liberal "peaceful" pussies piss me off to no end. I'm glad that you will all die by my hand, very, very soon.

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 00:56 | 517197 thefatasswilly
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Wed, 08/11/2010 - 05:04 | 514713 halvord
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Beautiful!  Thank you.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:17 | 513770 Clancy
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Yes every country is just like Iraq.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:34 | 513801's picture

And of course the 5000 men we lost there are meaningless.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:51 | 513859 Citizen of an I...
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That's a surprisingly-frank--and shocking--point of view.

Your honesty is improving.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:00 | 514188 ebworthen
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A neutron bomb or two should take care of those complications.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:14 | 513764 Clancy
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We surrounded their million man army with our hundred thousand. Oh my stars how can they ever escape.

In classic Wei-Qi style they also have us surrounded, by making alliances with Syria and Lebanon (and Russia and China) and infiltrating Iraq.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:51 | 513556 equity_momo
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He said at the start of the video  : 

"see how civilized we are in Iran , we make you individual graves rather than the one big stinking pit you Infadels really deserve"

And then something about dollars , toilet paper , oil price and gold.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:25 | 513655 still kicking
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that can't be right, they don't use toilet paper do they!  j/k

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:06 | 513749's picture

They don't need it, what with your big, fat tongue lolling about.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:53 | 513561 bob_dabolina
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I think the U.S has a nuclear war head for each one of those graves.

Don't know why he's talking shit when the U.S can kill the world 3 times over with no problem.

Maybe they should keep digging.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:18 | 513642 PenGun
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 Russia too.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:52 | 513563 AssFire
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One good sand storm and those graves are filled.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:22 | 513648 Ripped Chunk
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That's ok. They will dig them out. Gives them something to do.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:47 | 513712 omi
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Wait! I think they are trying to practice Keynesianism here. Dig some graves, sand storm blows over, dig 'em again.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:05 | 513752's picture

Just what I was thinking.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 00:15 | 514522 RichardENixon
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And give them spoons instead of shovels.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:49 | 513713 SoCalBusted
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counts as a job created or saved

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:22 | 513783 Clancy
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Iran isn't a desert, hth.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:50 | 514017 UGrev
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That can be arranged.. 

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 12:55 | 515632 jakoye
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Yeah, proving once again the ignorance of Nazis everywhere... how about you check out this climatical map of Iran, genius:

Looks like a lot of desert to me.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:52 | 513564 DosZap
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The little Himmler has dug his own peoples graves.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:55 | 513567 kato
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every day i wipe my ass with a page from the koran

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:52 | 513719 Frank Owen
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Classy comment. Well, it's not like you're ever gonna bother to read it anyway. Did you notice Jesus and Mary's names on any of those pages you wiped with?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:48 | 513852 jakoye
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I'm sure he only wipes with pages from the Bible on Sundays.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:35 | 513978 Frank Owen
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My point was that the religious text "the bad guys" use is little different than the one "the good guys" use.

"The Qur'an, considered by Muslims to be God's final and authoritative revelation to humankind, mentions Jesus twenty-five times.[2] It states that Jesus was born to Mary (Arabic: Maryam) as the result of virginal conception, a miraculous event which occurred by the decree of God (Arabic: Allah). To aid in his ministry to the Jewish people, Jesus was given the ability to perform miracles, all by the permission of God rather than his own power. According to Islamic texts, Jesus was neither killed nor crucified, but rather he was raised alive up to heaven.[3] The Qur’an states that he will return to Earth near the day of judgment to restore justice and defeat al-Mas?? ad-Dajj?l ("the false messiah", also known as the Antichrist).[4][5] along with Imam Mahdi."

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:44 | 514000's picture

The Qur’an states that he will return to Earth near the day of judgment to restore justice and defeat al-Mas?? ad-Dajj?l ("the false messiah", also known as the Antichrist).[4][5] along with Imam Mahdi."

A little tag team action? Nice touch.


Wed, 08/11/2010 - 04:38 | 514702 thisandthat
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On the same subject:

YouTube - Lecture on Dajjal The Anti Christ - Part (1/12) (only 9 parts, actually)

Part 5 will be most familiar to ZH'ers.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 20:37 | 514128 ATTILA THE WIMP
Wed, 08/11/2010 - 04:02 | 514690 thisandthat
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Talmud would be a better choice - at a whooping 63 volumes, it's worth its weight in crap; plus, it's kosher...

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:55 | 513568 Astute Investor
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I need something in a 44-Long...

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:00 | 513595 Cognitive Dissonance
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LOL and Brilliant as well.

No "one-size-fits-all" for Astute Investor.

Customized, bitches!!! :>)

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:54 | 513569 Sudden Debt
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This is a picture of the Iranian submarine fleet.

I must warn you guys, it's pretty scary

Iranian submarine fleet:

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:30 | 513670 molecool
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LMAO - I haven't laughed this hard in a long time, and I really needed a good laugh today. Thanks! :-)

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:00 | 513730 HedgingInfinite...
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Shore hugging submarines that run on batteries are still dangerous, because they are so quiet.

Funny picture, though.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:22 | 513930 Pegasus Muse
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Scary indeed.  For it's sailors.  The only thing those boats will do is submerge --- once.  That's it.  Insha'allah.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:53 | 514021 UGrev
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Looks like two, giant, green, clown shoes in the

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 20:32 | 514116 knukles
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Same N. Korean sub (one on the left with the dent) that knocked over the pipe in the GoM that caused the oil spill that's being kept underwraps.

Those Korean fishermen are not fishermen. 

(So there, whoever it was that bitches about every thread having that comment about the fishermen not being fishermen and thought that it was just about time they could get back into the holy, oily water, gots some news for ya.)

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:56 | 513570 israhole
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I hope those holes never get used, but if they must, better to fill them with Israelis than my American countrymen.  I'm getting real tired of funding wars for Israel-first traitors:

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:59 | 513588 Mitchman
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Actually, the holes are for a**holes like you.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:03 | 513608 israhole
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You want Americans in those holes?  Come on, say it, traitor.


How about you join the military instead of pushing for others to go fight for Israel?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:08 | 513617 Mitchman
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Did you forget to take your anti-psychotic this morning again, dear?  You know how you scare the children when you put that stick of dynamite up your ass.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:11 | 513622 israhole
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Keep it up and I'll be happy to share more videos.  Do you have any material at all supporting your view?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:15 | 513635 israhole
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And how come the Chosen ALWAYS have something to say about the topic, yet are drastically under-represented in the military?  Less than a half-percent serve in our military, and you think you have a right to say anything about the matter? Strangely you're 100% of the Fed Reserve and 33% of the Supreme Ct.  No wonder we had a menorah on the White House lawn last year! 


Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:27 | 513661 Mitchman
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Don't forget to pull the pin from the hand grenade before you swallow it, sweetheart.  You know how that pin always upsets your digestion.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:50 | 513716 israhole
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Here you go.  Why would any American want to die fighting for these two Israeli clowns?  The clowns think Americans (and others) should be happy to serve the Chosen:

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:00 | 513731 Citizen of an I...
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Nice website, Unterscharführer.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 20:04 | 514052 Max Hunter
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Good Vid.. It's nice to put a human face to the parasitic pigs that demand our blood, treasure and BLESSINGS..

Can't wait to put that on my facebook.. all my christian friends and preachers will love it..

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:44 | 513706 Citizen of an I...
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I'm tellin' you, dude, there's a Jooooooo standing just behind you right now.



Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:12 | 513757's picture

Funny, but I thought that the reason why you want American soldiers to die in a war for your benefit is because you are so scared of the Iranians.


Boo indeed.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:14 | 513760 Citizen of an I...
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Funny, but I thought that the reason why you want American soldiers to die in a war for your benefit is because you are so scared of the Iranians.

Seems you never tire of making shit up and pretending it to be the words of others. 

Pretty damn lazy of you.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:31 | 513800's picture

Pretty damned forgetful of you.

by Citizen of an I...
on Sun, 08/08/2010 - 20:01


In principle, Iran's nuclear weapons capability should be destroyed.

All the dithering and delay from Bush and Obama means it's now probably too late to accomplish the task.

If it can be done, it should be done as soon as military considerations permit.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:54 | 513866 Citizen of an I...
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See, there's your lie (you've outlined it brilliantly).  I never said I wanted American soldiers to die, nor do I.

That's just more of your bullshit.

And to think I was just complimenting you on your honesty.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:19 | 513935's picture

Sure, people never die in wars. How silly --err, I mean evil of me.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:22 | 513941 Citizen of an I...
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You falsely claimed I wanted Americans to die: want American soldiers to die in a war for your benefit...

More of your bullshit.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:32 | 513973 israhole
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Americans give criminals like these settlers over $10,000 a piece, each and every year. Just recently, a Canadian and a Swede were attacked by rabid Israelis:

This attitude would explain "Citizen of an Ikea"s disregard for the lives on non-jews.



Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:35 | 513983 Citizen of an I...
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I am not duped by that pathetically-transparent Fenton Communications PR campaign.

Go back to your handlers for further instructions.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:43 | 514002 israhole
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Yet another banned video from you tube:

Shut your your mouth and step up Ikea.  You want the fight in the Middle East, so go fight AND fund it yourself. Israel's economy is doing fine.  Why must you push others to do what you want done?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:49 | 514015 israhole
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Does Iran have nukes?  Nope.  But watch our Israel-firster politicians choke on this question.  Again, I can no longer find this on youtube, so here's another link:

How about some actual material out of you "Ikea"?  Sheesh, can't you traitors provide any material that supports your blind love for terrorist/traitor Israel? The people want CONTENT!

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 20:12 | 514072 Internet Tough Guy
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Is it hard to type with your eyes rolling like that? heh.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 20:05 | 514057 Max Hunter
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'I never said I wanted American soldiers to die, nor do I.'

No.. but you sure as hell are OKAY with it.. right?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:16 | 514222 Citizen of an I...
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Aww, another bullshit artist making shit up.

You're so sweet.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:26 | 513788 merehuman
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As i said before, if all the jews running the country were each replaced with a black  yellow or red person you all americans would have a shit fit.

Our would not be the first country to kick the jews out after their country is financially destroyed by them.

While i do not hate jews as a people, i hate the idea of the world and our nation, our very life controlled by them.

Screw you junkers, i could give a damn.

PS i have a grandchild whos future i care about. Enuf to kill and die for, but banksters, not iranians.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:51 | 513856 jakoye
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Junked and damned, all in one!

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:56 | 513868 Citizen of an I...
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...While i do not hate jews as a people...

Yeah, some of your best friends are Jews, right?

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 01:13 | 517206 thefatasswilly
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The rapid decrease in overall living standards worldwide has more to do with the limits of our world, and less with Jews.

Not saying that the idea of Jews baking in ovens doesn't appeal greatly to me, though.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:24 | 513654 Ripped Chunk
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Thorazine.  There is no substitute.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 20:36 | 514127 knukles
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Best when delivered in enema form before bedtime with Ativan.  (2/3 Ativan, 1/3 Thorazine)  Very calming.  Fuzzy, drooly feeling.  Slows everything down.  Keith Olberman begins to make sense.  Helps keep what you can see in perspective. 

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:38 | 514267 Mr Creosote
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LOL. Thanks, never could understand why Olberman left Sportscenter.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:28 | 513793 Clancy
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If you can't get the conversation to go your way turn the thread into a flamewar. Just like every Jew on every discussion board everywhere.


And you wonder why people's patience with you is wearing thin.  If you want our support why don't you try acting like good citizens for a change rather than constantly trying to outsmart and manipulate people?  Just a suggestion.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:53 | 513860 jakoye
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Right. I suppose you want the Jooooos to just shut up and listen to your nice little hate speech, right? "No talking in zee showers!"

Why in the world would you think anyone desired the support of a Nazi, Nazi?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:57 | 513870's picture

Now, let's not throw out the Kaddishel with the Tashlich.

There's lot's of really fine Jewish folks in the world. Like these:

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:57 | 513871 Citizen of an I...
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Just like every Jew on every discussion board everywhere.

Amazing.  Just amazing.

Do you read this shit before you post it?

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 01:15 | 517207 thefatasswilly
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. . . . . . . . . . outsmarting and manipulation are the two main ingredients of success.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:14 | 513632 Guillermo
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They do join the military. The IDF. See Goldberg et al.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:39 | 513826 Max Hunter
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and then they come back to America and get high level cabinet positions in our government.. Sure.. that's a great idea.. We should let every country follow the same pattern..

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:55 | 513867 jakoye
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That's right. No other Americans of other ethnic stripes parlay military careers into government/political careers. Eisenhower must've been a Jooooo!

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:28 | 513961 Max Hunter
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Name ONE person that served in a foreign army and holds/held a high position in U.S. politics?

You missed the point cowboy.. That's to be expected I guess.

Don't worry, even if there isn't a war, we've still killed plenty of brown people over the past 10 years to let you sleep good at night..

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 05:27 | 514725 jakoye
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Um, how about George Washington, father of our country? Served in the British army, eh?

So you're against anyone who was once a member of the armed forces of another nation, and who immigrates to the US from holding any political office? How nativist of you!

Funny that you try to foist the lie that you're stickin' up for "brown people". You seem quite like the type that isn't so very comfortable with brown people (especially when they, gasp, immigrate to America!).

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 07:55 | 514817 Max Hunter
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Good God.. you are an idiot.. You are so far out of your league you don't even sense it.

I can tell you're not Jewish.. You are way to dumb to be..

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 13:00 | 515651 jakoye
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Ah, yet more racism! All Jews are smart, eh? Somehow exempt from the normal variations in human intelligence that all other ethnicities adhere to? You're so deep in your racist mindfuck, you couldn't dig your way out with a steam shovel.

By the way, when you want to use a word to indicate "a greater quantity of" or "an excess of", most non-dumbass people use "too" instead of "to". Obviously the irony of you calling me "to dumb" while failing to demonstrate basic spelling or grammar skills is "too" rich. Stupid Nazi.

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 01:18 | 517209 thefatasswilly
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You're a moron. Racism is one of the most essential components of racial equality.

America is filled with so many idiots . . . and it is also considered the zenith of western civilization. Makes me feel sorry as fuck for white people.

P.S. Jews are fucking smart; this is an ENVIRONMENTAL / CULTURAL result, not genetic. Hitler was wrong. Environment / culture are the main ingredients of racial superiority, not genetics.

(Chinese are the master race)

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:02 | 513735 HedgingInfinite...
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Mitchman, go join the Israeli army if you want, nobody is stopping you.

Before you go, review some history. Start with the year 1948. What happened that year? You'll want to know why they are shooting at you.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:55 | 513869 jakoye
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Israel became independent. Next question?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:00 | 513878's picture


Then why do you still demand my tax money?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:28 | 513960 jakoye
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Um, because they're surround by a billion Muslims who want to throw them into the sea.

Yeah, that's about it.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:47 | 514008's picture

So you admit that you were wrong when you said Israel is independent? Is that about it?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 20:42 | 514137 israhole
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That's exactly it, Crockett. Israel is a terrorist welfare state that won't even extradite criminals to their "ally" the US when they commit crimes here.



Wed, 08/11/2010 - 05:29 | 514726 jakoye
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Right, so by your logic, any nation that accepts US aid is not an independent nation. Well shit, I guess Germany and Japan are just a bunch of US colonies, eh?

Really, *brilliant* logic there, Crock-full-of-it.

Thu, 08/12/2010 - 01:21 | 517211 thefatasswilly
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Wed, 08/11/2010 - 01:52 | 514632 HedgingInfinite...
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Wow, you know a lot about 1948. You must know the names of all the razed Arab villages.

Wed, 08/11/2010 - 05:31 | 514727 jakoye
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And you must know all the names of the concentration camps, as well as the various Jewish villages razed by Arabs in the War for Independence, not to mention all the Jewish communities that were expelled from the Arab nations since '48.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:55 | 513571 americanspirit
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Its a joke people. FARS ( farce) news agency!

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 19:03 | 513890 Lucky Guesst
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Yeah, I was seriously questioning how google missed all that digging. I had to run over my neighbors cat just to provide cover while I buried my gold!!!

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 20:33 | 514121 Lucky Guesst
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And if you disagree with me you are a cat hoarding, google loving racist with no gold!!!!

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:38 | 514266's picture

So what's so wrong with hoarding cats?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:40 | 514274 Frank Owen
Frank Owen's picture         - Thanks to Howard Beale if i recall.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 23:35 | 514456's picture

Thanks, I needed that!

That was way too funny.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:43 | 514281 Mr Creosote
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Those aren't graves. It's a quarry to provide ammo for the public stonings. Btw, did the neighbor's cat bounce?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:56 | 513575 LoneStarHog
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He said in true FEMA dialect, "If You Come Here Ensure You Are Wearing A Toe Tag"

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:57 | 513576 Internet Tough Guy
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Also suitable for domestic political dissidents and adulterous women.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 16:59 | 513587 docj
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And gays.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:22 | 513647 Frank Owen
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There are no gays in Persia! lol

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:23 | 513653 Idiot Savant
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Why do y'all keep bringing up Texas?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:40 | 513698 sandflea
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As in Iraan, Texas?

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 20:42 | 514139 knukles
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Hey ya'll!  That's whut DubbahU said when aisted habout hiz qualifications; "Iran Texas."

(God Bless Them Rag Heads Everywhere, after all, TPTB needs somebody to bomb, more targets for more excuses for more wars.)

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 21:45 | 514282's picture

The best thing Bush ever said was:

"Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their, their love with women all across this country."

Here's the video:

Could it be that Bush was trying to give Dr. Paul a boost? I don't know, but Carol definitely would have a problem with it.


Tue, 08/10/2010 - 17:46 | 513710 Citizen of an I...
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Also suitable for domestic political dissidents and adulterous women.

And the Bahá'í.  Don't forget the Bahá'í.

The thugs oppressing Iran hate them almost as much as they hate Jews.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:12 | 513759's picture

It's always pleasant hearing from you because you don't hate anyone.

Tue, 08/10/2010 - 18:14 | 513765 Citizen of an I...
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That's the first preceptive thing I've ever see you post.  Jolly good.

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