An Irishman Speaks His Mind

Tyler Durden's picture

Somehow we think the distinguished Irish gentleman will not make it on CNBC: in under two minutes he explains everything there is to know about modern kleptocratic ponzinomics.



h/t Johnny

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cougar_w's picture

As a rule, I think that any time you talk to a reporter every other response ought to be either "Your entire industry is corrupt you know." or "All of you just fuck off."

You might get yourself on YouTube. Failing that you will have perhaps helped some lost soul grow the balls to take up a more reputable career.

UpShotKnotHoleGrable's picture

100% that rule. sadly though you've seen what happens when a mic is stuck in someone's face anywhere in this country, they can't tell who joe biden is, not by name or picture, but justin bieber? everytime! 

When I meet a media/marketing person ('cause that's what they really are, readers between the marketing) I try to honor bill hicks.


Racer's picture

There should be a lot more of the ordinary people saying %^ck OFF to the banksters!

revenue_anticipation_believer's picture

....wanking bankers...these assholes...who's gonna pay? 





EscapeKey's picture

I like how he addressed the interviewer as "sir", and then goes on to swear every other word.

cougar_w's picture

They work their dairy barns in rubber boots, wool sport coats and caps, or used to. Like they was going to the pub at 3. You gotta 'spect someone who takes their life that seriously.

cougar_w's picture


"I gonna ERROR 503 your puck ass, punk."'s picture

puck ass

It's all just A Midsummer Night's Dream.

cougar_w's picture

Puck, the godling of 503 errors.

But you knew that.'s picture

And recall Bottom who became the ass.

ranrun's picture

thanks heli benny for your zero percent interest rates!  none of this would be possible without you! you ivy league fucktard!

Racer's picture

All I can say is C'mon the French... do what you do best... and PROTEST against the banksters

WineSorbet's picture

You'd be funnier if you WEREN'T real.  Alas, we have to deal with the Wanger.

Problem Is's picture

Alas, we have to deal with the... Wanker...

Since Timmay... Wanker-ing has gone viral...

Id fight Gandhi's picture

Lol true.... All hail to the hypnotoad

subqtaneous's picture

not here, however, I just provided the magic '50' kiss off.

buh bye, Wankster.

karzai_luver's picture

TheWanker keeping it REAL..........ha

RoRoTrader's picture

You are exactly right is not real. Denis Ryan is an entertainer turned broker turned finacier who has made fucking millions.

And, he knows probably as much about ponzinomics as the fucking asshole bankers he shits all over who getting the outrageous bonuses on the backs off of the poor working class.

It's an act.


Commander Cody's picture

Act or not, it is the truth.

Amish Hacker's picture

Sure 'n there's many a true word spoken in jest.

RoRoTrader's picture

The point is its about a publicity whore, not the truth. The truth is just being used to get the publicity.

Zero Hedge may be about to become a household name in the fucker a favor, and send it to the CBC.....

karzai_luver's picture

The whole world's a stage and WII but bit players........

Real?? Real!!! what does Real got to do with it you obtuse robo?



tmosley's picture

What would be even funnier than that is if you didn't post here trolling for material for your psychological studies.  

We know what you're doing.

cougar_w's picture

I saw that reference earlier. What's the deal with that?

tmosley's picture

Basically, he's a douchebag trying to pretend like he's a psychologist in order to paint anyone he disagrees with as a zealot or a mental deficient.  All this while he actively participates in doublethink on an epic scale.

cougar_w's picture


So he's a sociopath and Incapable of authentic feelings.

They've done pretty well in this country. Wall Street. Government. Big Business. Not being able to have real feelings about anything or anyone is a real enabler.

On the plus side, having them all in a few places will make it easier to clean up the gene pool.

Said the one made entirely of knives.

lsbumblebee's picture

I knew this would happen. Dick Bove has finally lost his mind.

TradingJoe's picture

Hope, unfortunately, is not a strategy, I believe one helluva banchero said that, eh?

But I would still luve to see the irishhh kill some of their bancheros mas putos, pendehos!

eurusdog's picture

Let's replace Ben with this guy, some shit will get fixed!

Ferg .'s picture

I don't think I've ever been more proud to be Irish after watching this . Few can match the honest , profanity laden fluency of a pissed off Irishman !

youngman's picture

Hes not a real Irishman...he was not drinking....he needs to be in a pub

Max Hunter's picture

It was only a 2 minute interview.. Could have caught him between pub hopping.. ;)

I Am The Unknown Comic's picture

Erin go Braughless and maybe he'll show up on the CNBC set. 

Problem Is's picture

If Erin "Mannish Boy" Burnett went braughless...

There would be more Band-Aids for the needy...

Paper CRUSHer's picture

Yep,i gotta hand it to ya ol' man............Fock dis shit!

SilverRhino's picture

Wanking bankers .... yeah, he nails it.   But he's polite with the 'sir'

mudduck's picture

New comic book 'super villian' Wankin Banker t fokkin asshole.

Yikes's picture

ROFLMAO!  The last comment had me laughing for 5 minutes. 

MountainMan's picture

Long live the Irish!

TraderMark's picture

No food inflation here, Smithfield reports 24% price increase in pork, and 19% in deli meats.

Inflation ex-everything is benign.

tmosley's picture

Substitute man-flesh.  Much cheaper these days.

Dr. Sandi's picture

Bernanke-burger, rare.

Bernanke-burger. All bun, no meat!'s picture

'Tis A Modest Proposal, tmosley. What could be more Irish?

Argonaught's picture

Ea'in babies is on thing, switfty.  Eat The Bernank, you'll get the runs for weeks.

Quinvarius's picture

I was trying to do situps listening to this.  I think I busted something at the end I was laughing so hard.