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Israel Update: War Next?

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  • INTERIOR MINISTER ELI ISHAI SAYS SITUATION DETERIORATING
  • ISHAI SAYS ISRAEL MAY HAVE TO ACT IF DETERIORATION CONTINUES
  • ISHAI LINKS JERUSALEM BOMBING TO ITAMAR STABBING, GAZA VIOLENCE
  • ISHAI SPEAKS ON ISRAEL ARMY RADIO

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Wed, 03/23/2011 - 16:45 | 1092142 chumbawamba
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Well, if I'm the joke then you're the punchline.

I am Chumbawamba.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 14:01 | 1091171 Harlequin001
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What are you trying to say, that Israel caused the entire middle eastern problem because the killed someone yesterday?

What point are you trying to make?

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 14:15 | 1091248 chumbawamba
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Forty years more of wandering in the desert, because they just don't fucking get it.

That's the point.

I am Chumbawamba.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 14:56 | 1091521 Canucklehead
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...forty years more...

...magic carpet...

Is it really that simple?

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 12:36 | 1090784 chumbawamba
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Oh SNAP!  You called him a racist!  Now all you need to do is employ Reductio ad Anti-Semitum and then declare him to be Hitler and you win!

I am Chumbawamba.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 12:44 | 1090835 Internet Tough Guy
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You made bail again?

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 14:08 | 1091214 chumbawamba
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Arial Sharon called.  Actually, he didn't: he's still in a coma.

Where is your champion now?

I am Chumbawamba.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 14:41 | 1091392 downwiththebanks
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And he just pissed himself . . .

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 14:43 | 1091418 Internet Tough Guy
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The prodigal grifter returns, now with bad jokes.

I don't have a champion; I'm not jewish. Where is your rage for the regimes of Syria (you have heard of Syria?), Iran, Yemen, Egypt...

You are chumbahypocrite.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 14:49 | 1091464 chumbawamba
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Then I'll be your champion!

No one fuck with the Internet Tought Guy anymore, got it?  He's MY prison bitch in this insane asylum!  You got that, fuckers?  His sweet ass is MINE.

Now, go put on some lipstick and assume the position, my little Creampie.

I am Chumbawamba.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 14:55 | 1091501 Internet Tough Guy
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Sorry, I won't be joining you in Club Fed; you will have to work out the dating hierarchy there for yourself. But when you get out I'll be waiting for you here, ready to poke my finger metaphorically in your spongy racists chest.

I notice you don't answer my question. I'll consider it conceded, flim flam man. :)

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 15:14 | 1091622 chumbawamba
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I'm sorry, I don't give answers to people whom I plug in the far side, only big wads of Arab jizz.  Your big mouth is perfect because it can hold my load quite well.

I am so gonna love you tonight.

I am Chumbawamba.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 18:09 | 1092534 High Plains Drifter
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He should know better than to mess with chumba....

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 18:15 | 1092560 chumbawamba
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Damn straight.

Thu, 03/24/2011 - 05:09 | 1094204 Andy Lewis
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No yer not.  Yer just a piece o' shit.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 15:43 | 1091762 living on the edge
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Ariel Sharon called

I heard Ariel was cremated and caused global warming.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 17:47 | 1092162 chumbawamba
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I think they were housing his corpse in the spent fuel rod pool over one of the Fukushima reactors.  That should account for at least half the toxic discharge, perhaps even account for the causes of the accident itself.

I am Chumbawamba.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:21 | 1090309 Canucklehead
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So it's a "love tap" because they missed?

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:21 | 1090317 downwiththebanks
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Who killed whom yesterday?

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 14:03 | 1091191 Harlequin001
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I know a guy who got  run over in Thailand...

He died yesterday... I believe the driver might have been Indonesian...

Now can you stop asking the same pointless fucking question and state your gripe. Which is....

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 15:23 | 1091650 downwiththebanks
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I love how the same people who cry to high heaven about bottle rockets and stones don't give a good god damn about real violence when it's perpetrated by a genocidal Apartheid settler colony.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 16:09 | 1091900 Canucklehead
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You need to grow up.

Just how do you assess a "genocidal Apartheid settler colony" and separate it from a "country", "county", "nation", "group of people", "homeland", or "sports team"?

Clearly you have an IQ of about 67.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_and_the_Wealth_of_Nations

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 13:52 | 1091140 Harlequin001
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But my recollection of history records that Jews were the ones being ethnically cleansed...

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 12:57 | 1090915 downwiththebanks
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One more thing:

If Hizbullah wanted to strike Apartheid Israel, they'd be running for cover in Tel Aviv.

But unlike Apartheid Israel, which has violated the terms of the 2006 cease-fire with Lebanon just about every day, Hizbullah has held their fire after blowing Apartheid Israel sky-high for a month and sending the Zionist landgrabbing army home, running scared and crying to their mommies.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 14:52 | 1091477 Harlequin001
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Do you work for Hizbullah by any chance?

 

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 15:23 | 1091663 downwiththebanks
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Are you familiar with UN resolution 1701?

Why did Apartheid Israel sign i t if they had the intent to violate it routinely?

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 15:01 | 1091543 Canucklehead
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Who is going to re-arm Hizbullah? 

The way things are falling around the middle east no one will hear one more tater-tot bite the dust...

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 15:24 | 1091656 downwiththebanks
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Who is goign to re-arm Apartheid Israel?

Oh wait, we all know the answer to that question, don't we . . .

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 16:10 | 1091908 Canucklehead
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It's all about winning.

You don't need to win the first battle, just the last one.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:08 | 1090207 Alea Iacta Est
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You COULD argue that Israel realizes that the situation has changed.

1.  Egypt (read Mubarak) was the linchpin of Israeli security, the other nations surrounding Israel are NOT going to war without Egypt because they cannot win.

2. Mubarak falls and the subsequent government is both weak and unstable.

3.  Israel makes a calculated decision to ignite a war on ITS terms versus waiting for the Egyptian situation to play out to its ultimate radical end.

This would be akin to Israel's pre-emption during the '67 war.

 

Having said this, let me say that I do not believe Israel would use a flase flag in this manner to escalate events. 

They could achieve the same results by placing bombs within the occupied territories and thereby illiciting a genuine response from their enemies which would escalate the situation as needed.

 

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:15 | 1090245 IrishSamurai
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They could achieve the same results by placing bombs within the occupied territories and thereby illiciting a genuine response from their enemies which would escalate the situation as needed.

Another voice of reason ...

To get the party started, Israel doesn't need to get their people "onboard" with overrunning Palestine, Gaza, Iran, etc.  so the premise on its face that Israel needs a "false flag" to get a war started is absurd.  Their people are fully supportive of Bibi should he decide to engage Gaza, Hamas, Hezebollah, etc. after the shellings, the murders, the constant terrorism in all Israeli cities ...

But then .. the ZH conspiracy theorists wouldn't have anything to fellate to if they simply turned on their brains ...

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:21 | 1090318 Alea Iacta Est
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Agreed.

 

The only reason I have a sliver of willingness to hear out Israeli war conspiracy theories is that Israel is currently faced with a very serious dilemna.

1.  Waning American support both politically and fiscally.  (Israel announcced earlier this year that it expected less support fom the US and would seek strategic partnerships with other nations)

2. The collapse of the Egyptian regime which could unhinge their security if the new government abandons the treaty recognizing Israel.  This would require a serious change in philosophy though.

 

These two events are forcing the Israeli's to calculate whether or not they should pre-empt or wait it out and hope for the best.

I still believe the chance of Israeli pre-emption is EXCEEDINGLY small though, meaning they liekly wait it out and hope for better support from whomever we elect in 2012.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:26 | 1090363 IrishSamurai
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Yep.  The problem this conspiracy faces is that Israel would be fighting a war on every border if they truly "went to war" with Iran, Syria, take your pick ...

And you're exactly right ... I doubt Teleprompter Jesus offers much U.S. support if Israel starts it ... so they have no reason to try and get another proxy war started.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:30 | 1090401 dogismyth
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israeli government is nutzo.  They'll light off their nukes like bottlerockets if they are cornered.  Poor babies....  Build your bunker now!!  Must be hardened with 30 feet of concrete.  Stock up on beer and cigarettes.  oh yeah....and the bitchez...even the ugly fat ones!

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 13:37 | 1091076 caconhma
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Alea Iacta Est , you are an idiot saying that "Waning American support both politically and fiscally. "

Zionists hold America by its balls. Look at all Republican presidential candidates. They all went to Israel for an interview before even applying for American political offices.

 

America is fked up beyond any peaceful repair. All American presidents after Nixon were teleprompter puppets.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:25 | 1090362 zaknick
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Oooh bobo this bibi that

Stfu bitch

if you want to know whats happening there read:

endgahl.geopolitics.net

www.tarpley.net

arrogant fool

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:28 | 1090384 IrishSamurai
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Thanks for the links to virus/trojan downloads ... good thing I have Norton.

To those who do not, don't click the links ...

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:38 | 1090459 Creed
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Irish Samurai please copy that post or out the author so we know who to avoid and Tyler has a chance to review the account

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 12:33 | 1090762 I am a Man I am...
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typical, pathetic, and sad....

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:24 | 1090337 Canucklehead
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The other view is that the "new" muslim leadership is introverted and does not "do" diplomacy.  As they don't recognize the validity of the rest of the world, there needs to be pushback when they overstep "good manners"...

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 14:32 | 1091342 tmosley
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Uhh, they couldn't win against Israel if they had TEN Egypts.

Maybe if they had a hundred Irans they might be able to put together a credible nuclear deterrent. 

COME ON.  NO-ONE is going to war with Israel.  This is nothing but INTERNAL fighting between an apartheid government and the groups they are oppressing.  No-one on the outside is going to get into a fight with the nuclear armed rabid wolverine that is Israel.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:20 | 1090284 dark pools of soros
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It's not about Israel - it is about the business of protecting an Israel..   military welfare cycle

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:38 | 1090458 ArgentDawn
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Rebuild the Temple.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:57 | 1090522 Tail Dogging The Wag
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Ask Bibi Netanyahu of Likud and and Rav Aluf Benny Gantz how much kessef (money) they're getting from the likes of RAFAEL and other arms-makers for this one. It's all about making money here, raising more from the diaspora and other so-called "philanthropists", and then getting free real estate after driving the Palestinians out or slowly killing them. Have you stopped to consider the effects of Depleted Uranium in human sperm? It's called holocaust aka a programme of systematic state-sponsored extermination by Israel throughout occupied and unoccupied territory. What did Hitler do? exactly the same thing Netanyahu is doing today. Only difference is that the people in the gas chamber are called Palestinians. Go and visit Auschwitz, take a long tour. Start in the morning and be the last visitor out. They close around 20:00, but they Polish guards will let you out whenever you decide it's enough. Then try and visit Gaza and see for yourself. Shalom.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 13:12 | 1090984 dogbreath
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isreal has nukes and a big brother with even more nukes and toys so they have nothing to fear and don't.  While the world isn't paying much attention a little bomb that didn't kill anybody but christians and foriegners gives them the excuse to engage in their favorite sport -  killing palestinians.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 13:28 | 1091039 tmosley
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Where did you get "war with the entire Middle East"?

They are attacking the occupied territories, not other nations.  None of the surrounding nations are going to attack Israel with it's 300 someodd nukes, and big daddy America at its back.

The agenda is to expand settlements--take more land.  They don't want a two state solution.  The only way to prevent it is to subdivide the occupied territories until it becomes impossible.  

The Israelis aren't unlike any other government, it's just that they practice apartheid, which disrupts the veneer of democracy in modern liberal states, allowing such states to perpetrate terrible acts of oppression (like walling off whole sections of their population and embargoing them until they all starve).

Israel is what South Africa was.  Sure, maybe they brought modern technology, etc when they came, but they have oppressed in a way that is beyond civilized comprehension, and we love them for it, because "Jesus was a Jew", or some such foolishness.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 15:04 | 1091558 Canucklehead
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Was Egypt serious about ripping up the peace treaty?

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 16:27 | 1092020 Malachi Constant
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So what does Israel gain by going to war with the entire Middle East?

Wrong question. There is no monolith Israel just like there is no monolith US when it comes to gains and benefits.

War to Israeli gov is what water is to fish. They are all graduates of various spec ops units. Soldiers, and good ones at that. They don't know how to live otherwise. Same is true for the US — with all your ever more powerful shops like Pentagon, DHS, TSA, CIA, WTF, whatever.

Surprisingly, the same guys also sit on the national budget and legislation - former and present security bullies plus their buddies and treasurers. Is it still hard to see who and how benefits from war and anything related to security? Read Cat's Cradle for more.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:19 | 1090303 Calmyourself
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Britain involved in many of them, the expert speaks..

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:55 | 1090046 IrishSamurai
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Oh no you did'nt ...

You're about to get the full frontal of the ZH anti-semitic, anti-Zionist assault ...

Release the Kraken!

For the record, I agree with you ... any suggestion that Israel planted a bomb to start another proxy war with Hamas, Syria, Iran, <insert Islamic organization here>, etc. is absurd ... but then this is ZH a.k.a. InfoWars Light (TM)

 

(20 junk minimum ... FTW ...)

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:01 | 1090138 lsbumblebee
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"The people who screech the meaningless slogan of “anti-Semitism” do so because they either have something to gain from using this meaningless pejorative term, or because they do not understand who is a Semite and who is not, and because they are ultimately misled by zionist propaganda.

The few descendants of the original jews are those who today are known as Sephardic and Mizrahi Jews, who established themselves mainly around the Mediterranean and in the Arabic countries, respectively. These two groups are the only Jews who can be called “Semitic” in any sense of the word. The main line of today’s Jews are the Ashkenazim, who represent about 95% of the Jews of our days. The word “Ashkenazi” means “German Jew” in Yiddish and it denotes European Jews in general. Within the tradition of the Old Testament, the Ashkenazim are not descendants of Sam, but are of the lineage of his brother Japheth, the son of Noah who is the forefather of the peoples of white and yellow skin."

http://www.kawther.info/wpr/2010/06/23/an-explanation-of-anti-semitism

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:04 | 1090170 IrishSamurai
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Thanks for the vocabulary history lesson ... not sure it is germane to the point that I was making, but thanks nonetheless.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:28 | 1090372 lsbumblebee
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You're welcome. Now please stop screeching "anti-semite" whenever you hear someone criticize Zionist Israel.

"Military Intelligence is collecting information about left-wing organizations abroad that the army sees as aiming to delegitimize Israel, according to senior Israeli officials and Israel Defense Forces officers.

The sources said MI's research division created a department several months ago that is dedicated to monitoring left-wing groups and will work closely with government ministries. In recent weeks, the head of the new unit has been taking part in discussions in the Prime Minister's Office about how to prepare for the possible arrival of a Gaza-bound flotilla in May."

http://www.haaretz.com/print-edition/news/military-intelligence-monitori...

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 14:01 | 1091181 A Texan
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Haaretz - Israel's most widely-read Leftist rag, which makes the NY Times look like Rush Limbaugh writes their editorials.

 

Yeah, I believe them - NOT!

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 16:32 | 1092062 High Plains Drifter
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speaking of Rush Limbaugh. Somebody was complaining about high taxes on a condo in Miami. Good grief, check out his tax bill. Am I reading this right?

http://www.pbcgov.com/papa/aspx/web/detail_info.aspx?p_entity=5043423402...

http://www.pbcgov.com/papa/aspx/web/RenderDocImage.aspx?pcn=504342340200...

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:05 | 1090179 downwiththebanks
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The people who throw around the term don't realize that Apartheid Israel is institutionally racist towards all semitic people, including Jewish semites.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:58 | 1090585 jimijon
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Hey if we all came from some apes in Africa or from Adam and Eve, aren't we then all jews?

Always wondered that.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 13:32 | 1091041 A Texan
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"The few descendants of the original jews are those who today are known as Sephardic and Mizrahi Jews, who established themselves mainly around the Mediterranean and in the Arabic countries, respectively. These two groups are the only Jews who can be called “Semitic” in any sense of the word. The main line of today’s Jews are the Ashkenazim, who represent about 95% of the Jews of our days. "

 

Actually, you're dead wrong - the worldwide Jewish population is split roughly 50-50 between Ashkenazi and Sephardic Jews.  The Ashkenazi are no less Jews, as Judaism is not a race or ethnic group defined by genetics, it is a religion and a culture defined by adherence to a certain set of laws and mores.  People can and do convert to Judaism who have exactly zero "Jewish DNA" - like, for example, Sammy Davis, Jr. and Rod Carew.  Anyhow, the vast majority of Ashkenazi Jews are descended from Jews who lived in Spain or Italy and who migrated to France and Germany, and later to Poland, other East European countries and Russia.  Along the way, many intermarried with locals but retained their Judaism.  Note also that many, many Ashkenazi Jews also have Sephardic blood (as shown by DNA testing), and also that many Separdic Jews have both Ashkenazi and non-Jewish blood flowing through their veins.  Further, roughly 97% of both Ashkenazi and Sephardic Kohanim (i.e. the priestly class, descended from Aaron, the first High Priest and brother of Moses) have the same markers on their Y chromosome, the divergence of which has been traced back to roughly 3,300 years ago (gee, that's just about when Aaron lived).  Virtually no Ashkenazi or Sephardic Jews not claiming descent from Aaron have those markers on their Y chromosome, and virtually no one who isn't Jewish has it, either (that would require that a Kohane intermarried and had a continuous line of sons to the present day - and Kohanim very rarely intermarry).

 

But for someone like yourself who view Jews as a race or ethnic group defined by DNA, I suppose that these FACTS don't matter - they're just inconveeeeeenient to your so-called argument.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:49 | 1090055 umop episdn
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Are you a member of the War Machine's Fifty Cent Party?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50_Cent_Party

These folks are paid to to post comments favorable towards the government policies in an attempt to shape public opinion on various Internet message boards. You sure seem like a graduate from those 'publik edukation kamps' you so despise.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:50 | 1090073 SheepDog-One
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Bearster youre simply a delusion stupid motherfucker.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 13:19 | 1091009 tmosley
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Might I suggest you learn the difference between the word "might", and the phrase "HAS to be".

Funny too, since I didn't mention the Israeli government.

If you were paying any attention, you would realize that "they" haven't brought anything anywhere.  That bomb went off 15 miles from Arab land, on formerly Arab land.

Further, you're a crazy asshole, who extrapolates nonsense from a simple question.  

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:45 | 1090023 gwar5
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I doubt it, they don't need one.

They've been shelled by rockets for 5 straight days.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:48 | 1090047 downwiththebanks
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Didn't your favorite little European Apartheid settler colony of anti-Semites kill a handful of Arabs yesterday in a military operation?

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:56 | 1090102 Internet Tough Guy
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That's what happens when people shoot mortars. Cause and effect eludes you.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:03 | 1090136 downwiththebanks
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Use whatever rationaization you want to justify anti-Semitism and Apartheid, and call it a cause.

Doesn't make the land-stealing, baby-killing reality of your little White EUROPEAN settler colony any different.

Look at the numbers of dead on 'both' sides over the last decade.  Look at the amout of land stolen over the last 60 years.

That's the story you'll do EVERYTHING to conceal.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 12:30 | 1090751 Max Hunter
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++  Well said.. Just because I know you will get a lot of junks from Israeli Firsters and Neo-Warmongering-cons

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 15:05 | 1091568 Canucklehead
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Can you point me to a point in time when the world's boundaries are accepted as true?

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 16:33 | 1090998 dogbreath
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and who did shoot the mortars that hit nothing

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:57 | 1090083 Rider
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They will just have another fast incursion destroying the new Hamas bases and wait for the next crisis in one year, rinse an repeat, just like the Korea's.

Booooring... same thing once and again.

 

 

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:03 | 1090151 Wynn
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Israel doesn't need a false flag to fuck people up

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:11 | 1090229 Ted K
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Has Israeli conservative extremist written all over it. 

1. Non-suicide modus operandi

2. No fatalities

3. Cleverly done, no hitches

4. Perfect timing for continued Genocide by Israelis of Gaza Women and children.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:50 | 1090540 Creed
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Has Israeli conservative extremist written all over it. 

4. Perfect timing for continued Genocide by Israelis of Gaza Women and children.

 

ah yes teddy, self defense against baby slashers is extremism

you should work for the Department of Homeland Security or TSA

if you really want to stop the "genocide" then tell your terrorist buddies in Hamas & Hezbollah to QUIT HIDING BEHIND WOMEN & CHILDREN WHEN THEY THROW THEIR BOMBS

you people are so hypocritical, it's OK for Israelis to get murdered but OH THE HUMANITY when an Israeli bomb lands on top of a Pali in response

 

HYPOCRITES

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 22:22 | 1093250 dark pools of soros
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then take them out already - that is why people are sick of the jews jumping on the kitchen table yelling mouse for decades..   there would still be indian arrow attacks at backyard BBQs if the Jews took over America earlier...

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:34 | 1090433 Creed
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If it wasn't a suicide bomber, might it have been a false flag?

 

et tu, tmose? :(

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:40 | 1089970 the not so migh...
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What is the objective of a new war?  We got several going on allready.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:42 | 1089992 cosmictrainwreck
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Global Fight Club, bitchez

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:46 | 1090019 SheepDog-One
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There are no questions in Project Mayhem.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:46 | 1090035 Cash_is_Trash
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These Global Black Swans are breaking rules 4 and 5:

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:01 | 1090139 Rider
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+1

 

#8 - If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

So all revolutionary new commers must fight.

 

Hope Tyler put some order in this mess.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 13:45 | 1091111 Cash_is_Trash
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Unwritten RULE: PM's will rise as much as they have to.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:46 | 1090029 Oh regional Indian
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When Purim comes, some blood sacrifices need to be made. 

And the 33rd is ravenous clearly, look at it, killing fields everywhere.

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/03/09/axis-of-evil-doing/

 

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:53 | 1090080 earlthepearl
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Dude the 33rd paralel (N) is in the temprent climate zone of earth

hence the most haibitabale zone for humans, so of course most of human activty 

will occur on this parallel, 

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:15 | 1090253 Oh regional Indian
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Indeed, the desert sands of Iraq, the dry high desert of Israel, the green verdant sands of Libya, the high mountains of Afghanistan.... very temprate. 

There is soomething deeper, but you have to be willing to look obliquely.

or trust your straightforward lying eyes.

Dense with facts, take a look.

http://www.informantnews.com/brief/33rdparallel.html

ORI

 

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:50 | 1090544 Creed
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it's ori

 

moonbat alert

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:41 | 1089974 SWRichmond
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A little bit of Gaza agit-prop, the world news cycle is occupied elsewhere, time to do the things we always wanted to do.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:43 | 1089979 jesusonline
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You mean that violence with Israeli tanks in Gaza? False flag this, false flag that, kill some people there, kill some more over here. Blame it on "muzzies", but Yahweh save the Jews. This is Israel for you. What's not to love?

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:44 | 1089993 alien-IQ
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I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that Israel would wage war. So uncharacteristic of them.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:44 | 1089994 99er
Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:44 | 1089995 Republican Lackey
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The only other thing we need is a US gov't shutdown.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:45 | 1090004 falak pema
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Who are they going to attack? Iran? Egypt? Lebanon? Jordan? Syria? Gaza? Cisjordania?  Libya?

Their own arab population? the dead sea scrolls? the Mediterranean? Empty air?

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:47 | 1090027 SheepDog-One
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I vote for that 'Cisjordania' place just to be able to hear the media try to say that all day.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:46 | 1090028 downwiththebanks
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Yes.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:47 | 1090032 cossack55
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All of the above and you know they are chompin' at the bit to go get some of the kraut ass.  

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:49 | 1090057 SheepDog-One
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Why? Germany was the biggest designer and backer of the formation of 'Israel'.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:58 | 1090129 Paul Bogdanich
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"Germany was the biggest designer and backer of the formation of 'Israel'."

 

And where did we learn that little tid bit?  Faux news.  After the war the survivors that were part of European Jewery wanted to emigrate in light of the mass killings by civilian mobs in the occupoied territories and the complicity of the local officials in aiding their evacuation to the East.  The Jews wanted out of Ukraine, France, Poland, Russia, the Balkins, Italy basically everywhere but Lapland.  And most wanted to emigrate to England and the US.  In response to that problem the Brits went and established the Israeli homeland so they wouldn't settle in Britain.        

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:05 | 1090169 SheepDog-One
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Youre an idiot Paul. Research actual history of the establishment of this fraud known as 'Israel' today, and dont throw back some lameass 'Fox News said it' it just makes you look dumber.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:36 | 1090431 alien-IQ
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It was called "The Transfer Agreement" look it up.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:25 | 1090351 Oh regional Indian
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Actually the biggest were the Brits and the Balfour declaration.

The Germans were just patsies in the grand scheme.

ORI

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 12:43 | 1090839 downwiththebanks
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The French & British promised the Arabs independence following WWI if they just launched a guerilla war against the Ottoman Empire - in particular the Berlin-to-Baghdad railway - and forestalled any attack on Suez.

Lawrence of Arabia and all that.

Behind their back, the European's signed the Sykes-Picot agreement and began the work of confessionalism and oil theft.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 14:42 | 1091406 SheepDog-One
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Who actually won WW2? Anyone stop to think about that and look at the facts? USA and allies bankrupt since then, Germany top of the heap economically. Project Paperclip...US full of Nazis with new US citizenships working at Nasa, IBM, anywhere you look theres Nazi BOD. Wake UP!

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 16:35 | 1092084 High Plains Drifter
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We won but we lost.............

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:53 | 1090077 Paul Bogdanich
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"Who are they going to attack? Iran? Egypt? Lebanon? Jordan? Syria? Gaza? Cisjordania?  Libya? Their own arab population? the dead sea scrolls? the Mediterranean? Empty air?"

 

All the above.  All they want to do is increase regional tensions so they can start it with Iran.  They are enormously beligerent and completely self centered.   

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:44 | 1090013 D.M.
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Possible, although Israel doesn't have oil to plunder. But honestly why is anyone surprised? Look at how much we spend on the military complex! Trillions! They get new toys every year, or course they wanna bomb the shit out of every person they can.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:51 | 1090063 downwiththebanks
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There is lots of natural gas off the shores of Gaza.  Apartheid Israel has been looking for a way to steal it for a while now.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:46 | 1090018 dbTX
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Syria knows better and Iran has a few problems of their own at the moment

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:44 | 1090020 umop episdn
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Teh stoopid--it burns!

As far as I know, NOBODY has been charged with the murders, and NOBODY knows who put the bomb on a telephone pole. So it must be time for another part of the global war machine to go kill more civilians. How much longer are Israelis going to go to work and pay taxes?

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:47 | 1090040 SheepDog-One
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Bomb on a telephone pole....OOo that does it time for WAR now!!

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 12:53 | 1090893 NotApplicable
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The telephone pole was obviously a Hezbollah supporter who had nothing left to lose.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 22:32 | 1093294 dark pools of soros
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that telephone pole was sending in plenty of child porn - blowing that up was a crime against Israel's national pastime 

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:46 | 1090030 lalaland
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Of course its priced in!

Everything is priced in the stockmarket indexes -because companies are doing great, earnings and dividends are great. With so much turmoil around lately everyone who wanted to sell has now sold- so there will be a shortsqueeze with every lack of new, bad news.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:47 | 1090037 israhole
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How come our ally Israel doesn't help out in some of the conflicts we're involved in over there?  Instead, they just want to shoot little girls and bulldoze their homes.

 

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:50 | 1090067 Internet Tough Guy
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Is it your day off at the Waffle House, Grand Cyclops?

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:48 | 1090038 Seasmoke
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this was the dirty bastards plan all along

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:51 | 1090061 SheepDog-One
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Zactly.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:50 | 1090041 Internet Tough Guy
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False flag bitchez are on the case. Every bombing in Israel is a false flag; every Israeli response a war crime. You can't fool ZH; the unemployed, the mall cop, the klansman and the conspiracy theorist sees through your jewish schemes o Israel. With words like 'cointelpro' and 'agit-prop' we denounce thee. Feel our keyboard racist wrath and tremble.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:56 | 1090099 downwiththebanks
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Shouldn't you be out bulldozing some Palestinian's generations-old olive grove, Rahm?

lutz

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:53 | 1090552 High Plains Drifter
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he has his nose up the israhole arse......lulz..........

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 22:34 | 1093303 dark pools of soros
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they can't even beat up rockrats with fighter jets ...   fucking drama pansies

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:57 | 1090121 IrishSamurai
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+ Googel

the mall cop ... LOL

 

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:12 | 1090238 SonnySkyy
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Dude... the Duke will set you free.  He's got this shit all figured out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qxzZY4JycY

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:53 | 1090564 Creed
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fuck that was good

 

by Internet Tough Guy
on Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:50
#1090041

 

False flag bitchez are on the case. Every bombing in Israel is a false flag; every Israeli response a war crime. You can't fool ZH; the unemployed, the mall cop, the klansman and the conspiracy theorist sees through your jewish schemes o Israel. With words like 'cointelpro' and 'agit-prop' we denounce thee. Feel our keyboard racist wrath and tremble.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 14:35 | 1091368 tmosley
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Must've struck a nerve.

Look, the Palestinians use suicide bombers PERIOD.  This is a tactic they haven't used in a long time.  Mossad agents aren't willing to die for false flag attacks.  Thus, this is a possibility.

Or maybe not, because all governments are good, and would never do anything to stir up fear among their own people in order to stay in power.  No, never.  Anyone who says otherwise is a WASIST!

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 15:09 | 1091590 Canucklehead
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So what is your point...  "Palestinians only use suicide bombers" or "this is a tactic they haven't used in a long time"?

Do you have any idea of what is going on?

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:51 | 1090060 gwar5
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Israel has been shelled by rockets for 5 straight days and another "peaceful" 15 boat activist flotilla is headed to Gaza right now from Turkey. Hamas is the Muslim Brotherhood in Palestine. If they can pick a fight with Israel to unite all the current Arab rage against Israel, they will.

Caliphate Bitchez.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:52 | 1090082 Internet Tough Guy
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False flag, dude. That boatload of weapons for Gaza, yep, false flag. And those mortars, obviously faked. And that family with their throats slit were dummies and ketchup.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:53 | 1090090 downwiththebanks
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Wheelchairs are weapons.

lutz

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 22:41 | 1093314 dark pools of soros
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a WHOLE boatload??  wow..  how the fuck can Israel survive??  Perhaps Woody Allen can make a movie on how they can possible cope with all that tension

 

people die all over the place..  but not one fucking jew can die without the Zionist stopping the world 

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:54 | 1090084 downwiththebanks
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Nothing that Apartheid Israel hates more than Palestinians being given materials to build homes.  That just means the little settler colony's bulldozers have to work extra hard.

And my Yaweh - the AUDACITY to bring wheelchairs and penicillin . . .

Better shoot them in the face with high powered rifles from several hundred feet away.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:08 | 1090210 Watauga
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Buy much propaganda?

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:16 | 1090254 downwiththebanks
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HA!

Apartheid Israel boarded the ships after they murdered the activists last time (using long range sniper-fire), and the closest thing they found to weapons were kitchen knives.

Good try, though.

Now back to baby-killing, bulldozing, and land theft ...

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:14 | 1090237 lizzy36
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So you working for the red cross in Palastinian, RIGHT?

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:19 | 1090268 downwiththebanks
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It's called Apartheid Israel, actually.

The UN gave away Palastinian (sic) to the Zionists in 1947 because lots of White Europeans killed other White Europeans during WWII.

Duh

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 16:19 | 1091972 Shylockracy
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And what do you mean by "Israel has been shelled" exactly?

The inmates of Gaza Concentration Camp, from where the bottle-rockets supposedly were fired, are the very people who built, among others, the town now called Sderot. The city belong to the Gazans who built and where expelled from it not long ago. A Zioturd's imposture knows no bounds.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:50 | 1090064 CheapPanderingCrony
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"War Next?"

Yep

"Priced in?"

We'll see.

"Israel false flag [e.g. Israel killing its own citizens and blaming the Palestinians]"

What a bunch of idiots.

 

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:11 | 1090216 SheepDog-One
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Right! Because Israel has never performed blatant false flags to get their way....USS Liberty, 9-11, 'course thats all just 'conspiracy kook stuff'.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:52 | 1090075 amarshall
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Q: What is a group of swans called?

A: A group of swans is called a bevy, lamentation, herd, game, team or wedge (flying in a "V" formation)

Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_a_group_of_swans_called#ixzz1HR0W2MQw

 

 

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 12:56 | 1090907 NotApplicable
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That just applies to white swans.

A group of black swans is known as a cluster-fuck.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:53 | 1090089 tradewithdave
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Someone said that in the Bible there is a map of Israel and that its border to the south is defined as "the brook of Egypt."  Where is that exactly?  The brook of Egypt?

Dave Harrison

www.tradewithdave.com  

 

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:08 | 1090197 Misstrial
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The correct translation is "river of Egypt" which would probably be the Nile.

Numbers 34:5

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers+34&version=KJV

~Misstrial

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 22:42 | 1093335 dark pools of soros
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Israel is suppose to have borders??   LIES!!

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:55 | 1090098 Billy Shears
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Israel is damned!

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:56 | 1090103 X. Kurt OSis
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The US has clearly lost control of all three of its balances of power in the middle east.  This ultimately is extremely bad news for Israel.

I know this is slightly off topic but who wants to bet that we are playing both sides of this Libyan conflict.  The reality is that nestled in all of these populist movements is the very groups we have been at "war" with since 2001.  This is just how preverse this situation is.  We backed al qaeda against the soviets, we abandoned them as we supported every Arab nationalist regime, they turn it back on us, we go to war with them, now because the political environment has changed, we are supporting them again. 

If you look at it from al qaeda's point of view, if these populist movements in the MENA are successful, its 'mission accomplished' and we are now assisting them in that end.  The irony being that they never needed to bomb the WTC, even once.  They are creatures of the CIA and therefore not economists.  They didn't realize that Greenspan set the timer on the timebomb that would blow up the entire western world.  They didn't need to fly planes into buildings.  Our own ego-maniacal, trickle down, keynsian elites shot the whole system in the head for them.

 

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:58 | 1090126 the not so migh...
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Brilliant

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:07 | 1090190 SheepDog-One
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Right!

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 10:56 | 1090105 Watauga
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Maybe it's a U.S. false flag op designed to bring about a major world war so the U.S. can climb out of its financial debt-pit and save the almight dollar?  Seriously, the bad guys want Israel gone and the Jews annihilated; they want Christianity wiped off the face of the Earth, as well; and they want to to turn the planet into one, big Islamist caliphate.  It really isn't rocket science.  It is good vs. evil where good occasionally shows that it, too, is human and makes mistakes while evil always shows itself for what it is (but most people are too blind or too hateful to see it and fight it).

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:07 | 1090202 SheepDog-One
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'US', 'Israel', same thing. Why is it most all US politicians hold dual US/Israeli citizenships? Anyone ever ask that question on a Sunday morning media roundtable discussion? No.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:36 | 1090446 john39
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note how all the politico wanna bees from the U.S. fly to Israel first before they run for office...   

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 11:45 | 1090511 Pseudo Anonym
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Why is it most all US politicians hold dual US/Israeli citizenships?

because Israel's gov't is just as accountable to Israelis as is the US gov't to Americans.

Wed, 03/23/2011 - 13:50 | 1091130 SheepDog-One
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