Israel Warplanes Fly Over Gaza, Bomb Hamas Military Site

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Mon, 03/21/2011 - 17:52 | 1083375 Raymond K Hassel
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Was just thinking last night that we are overdue for bad asteroid 'news'

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 17:56 | 1083386 alien-IQ
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there is no bad news in this market...only varying degrees of great news.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 18:08 | 1083436 Raymond K Hassel
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The asteroid will contain copious amounts of Boron-10, which will act as a natural, planetary radiation shield following impact.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 18:20 | 1083483 alien-IQ
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not to mention that it is also a sort of vaccine for cancer...and who doesn't want a vaccine for cancer?

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 18:30 | 1083517 DoChenRollingBearing
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Red Alert!

Another Israel thread!

Bring your AKs or ARs, and at least 4 clips!  Take cover after you reply, as junks will be flying!  Don´t forget the body armor!


I can hardly wait to check this thread out in a couple of hours when the Loonie Tunes chime in.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 19:01 | 1083624 What does it al...
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Like the other thread that ZH canned... I guess it's binary here...

When the debate gets heated, the thread gets dropped.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 21:54 | 1084373 DoChenRollingBearing
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Junk count update!  At 8:50 PM CT we have in the lead:

Seasmoke at 25

Tom Joad at 20

FunkyMonkey at 18

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 21:58 | 1084392 razorthin
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Mon, 03/21/2011 - 23:02 | 1084637 Mayer Amschel R...
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1. "There is a huge gap between us (Jews) and our enemies ?not just in ability but in morality, culture, sanctity of life, and conscience. They are our neighbors here, but it seems as if at a distance of a few hundred meters away, there are people who do not belong to our continent, to our world, but actually belong to a different galaxy." Israeli president Moshe Katsav. The Jerusalem Post, May 10, 2001

2. "The Palestinians are like crocodiles, the more you give them meat, they want more".... Ehud Barak, Prime Minister of Israel at the time - August 28, 2000. Reported in the Jerusalem Post August 30, 2000

3. " [The Palestinians are] beasts walking on two legs." Menahim Begin, speech to the Knesset, quoted in Amnon Kapeliouk, "Begin and the Beasts". New Statesman, 25 June 1982.

4. "The Palestinians" would be crushed like grasshoppers ... heads smashed against the boulders and walls." " Isreali Prime Minister (at the time) in a speech to Jewish settlers New York Times April 1, 1988

5. "When we have settled the land, all the Arabs will be able to do about it will be to scurry around like drugged cockroaches in a bottle." Raphael Eitan, Chief of Staff of the Israeli Defence Forces, New York Times, 14 April 1983.

6. "How can we return the occupied territories? There is nobody to return them to." Golda Maier, March 8, 1969.

7. "There was no such thing as Palestinians, they never existed." Golda Maier Israeli Prime Minister June 15, 1969

8. "The thesis that the danger of genocide was hanging over us in June 1967 and that Israel was fighting for its physical existence is only bluff, which was born and developed after the war." Israeli General Matityahu Peled, Ha'aretz, 19 March 1972.

9. David Ben Gurion (the first Israeli Prime Minister): "If I were an Arab leader, I would never sign an agreement with Israel. It is normal; we have taken their country. It is true God promised it to us, but how could that interest them? Our God is not theirs. There has been Anti - Semitism, the Nazis, Hitler, Auschwitz, but was that their fault ? They see but one thing: we have come and we have stolen their country. Why would they accept that?" Quoted by Nahum Goldmann in Le Paraddoxe Juif (The Jewish Paradox), pp121.

10. Ben Gurion also warned in 1948 : "We must do everything to insure they ( the Palestinians) never do return." Assuring his fellow Zionists that Palestinians will never come back to their homes. "The old will die and the young will forget."

11. "We have to kill all the Palestinians unless they are resigned to live here as slaves." Chairman Heilbrun of the Committee for the Re-election of General Shlomo Lahat, the mayor of Tel Aviv, October 1983.

12. "Every time we do something you tell me America will do this and will do that . . . I want to tell you something very clear: Don't worry about American pressure on Israel. We, the Jewish people, control America, and the Americans know it." - Israeli Prime Minister, Ariel Sharon, October 3, 2001, to Shimon Peres, as reported on Kol Yisrael radio. (Certainly the FBI's cover-up of the Israeli spy ring/phone tap scandal suggests that Mr. Sharon may not have been joking.)

13. "We declare openly that the Arabs have no right to settle on even one centimeter of Eretz Israel... Force is all they do or ever will understand. We shall use the ultimate force until the Palestinians come crawling to us on all fours." Rafael Eitan, Chief of Staff of the Israeli Defense Forces - Gad Becker, Yediot Ahronot 13 April 1983, New York Times 14 April 1983.

14. "We must do everything to ensure they [the Palestinian refugees] never do return" David Ben-Gurion, in his diary, 18 July 1948, quoted in Michael Bar Zohar's Ben-Gurion: the Armed Prophet, Prentice-Hall, 1967, p. 157.

15. " ... we should prepare to go over to the offensive with the aim of smashing Lebanon, Trans-jordan and Syria... The weak point in the Arab coalition is Lebanon [for] the Moslem regime is artificial and easy to undermine. A Christian state should be established... When we smash the [Arab] Legions strength and bomb Amman, we will eliminate Transjordan, too, and then Syria will fall. If Egypt still dares to fight on, we shall bomb Port Said, Alexandria, and Cairo." " David Ben-Gurion, May 1948, to the General Staff. From Ben-Gurion, A Biography, by Michael Ben-Zohar, Delacorte, New York 1978.

16. "We must use terror, assassination, intimidation, land confiscation, and the cutting of all social services to rid the Galilee of its Arab population." Israel Koenig, "The Koenig Memorandum"

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 05:11 | 1085166 Weisbrot
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why Israel hasnt evicted the scum in gazza yet is beyond me. since iran like to support them they should be sent to iran.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 18:30 | 1083493 Ray1968
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Nothing matters. Rally on.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 18:25 | 1083497 disabledvet
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i think i just passed an asteroid.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 18:26 | 1083506 Ray1968
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that was an Ass-rrhoid

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 20:46 | 1084058 Zero Govt
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maybe it was a hemaroid  

...which is what the Israeli Govt looks like out there in Arabia and sticking out more by the day as their Arab neighbours boil up, Israel continues their bully boy tactics throwing their weight around (my hasn't that worked well for 70 years!) and their usual 'heavies' in the West get more stretched (and bankrupt) by the month

Israel better wake up, change tac and be more 'civil' or this midget nation is going to have some mighty angry big neighbours knocking on the door in the years ahead

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 20:58 | 1084144 Creed
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Israel better wake up, change tac and be more 'civil' or this midget nation is going to have some mighty angry big neighbours knocking on the door in the years ahead


1948, 1956, 1967, 1973


too late, but thanks for your faux concern

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 21:30 | 1084271 disabledvet
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why do i feel like we've met before?

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 22:00 | 1084398 Zero Govt
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Creed  -   when Saudi falls, let's talk again

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 18:01 | 1083407 TomJoad
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I was just thinking today as I walked my dog by the ocean, that once organized society goes completely tits up, we won't know when the big asteroid will hit. The observational and communications infrastructure will be gone and all the astronomers will be pulling plows for their local warlords. Nice to have one less thing to worry about, really.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 18:02 | 1083416 Conrad Murray
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Birds. They always know when something is up.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 18:14 | 1083454 Herman Strandsc...
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My bird calls mine a pecker.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 21:34 | 1084291 James
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I have a 26 yr. old parrot. Seriously, he's been crazy the last 3 weeks. Never seen him like this.

I dunno..................................

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 18:19 | 1083468 iDealMeat
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Not an asteroid..  a Comet.. Elenin.  Coming round' real soon. Give Earth a little giggie and move on..  See ya again bout 3600 years..


Mon, 03/21/2011 - 19:31 | 1083731 asteroids
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I don't know. All the funds for asteroid research were diverted to save the banks.

Tue, 03/22/2011 - 05:15 | 1085167 Weisbrot
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dont forget NASA is closing soon thanks to Mr Oprah

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 19:34 | 1083747 bankrupt JPM bu...
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I called this on Feb 20th.  It doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure out Israel, under the guise of ME chaos would not capitalize in blood thirst with such an open invitation, to which the western media (that already sucks their ass) is fixated on Japan, and the 'liberation' of tyranny in Libya. Haters welcome, you know where to find me.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 17:55 | 1083378 gimli
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Tyler -- can you start giving out fortune cookies with each new media happy meal? 

...... thanks

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 19:51 | 1083824 lincolnsteffens
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Why go to the trouble of fixing a happy meal. Just put more Valium in the water. It is cheaper and will be consumed by the Vegetarians, Fruitarians and Macrobiotic Arians, Rotarians, Kiwanians...While we are at it we should give it to the Iranians, Indians, Armenians and any other ians that are feeling blue, black and blue or black green and blue.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 17:55 | 1083381 TomJoad
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Another article sure to bring out the conspiracy loonies. ..."I knew the zionist cabal took over HAARP to cause the earthquake/tsunami for the purpose of cover for their blah blah blah whatever in blah blah blah..."

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 18:12 | 1083448 A Man without Q...
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Seriously though, I imagine the Israelis were getting pissed that they hadn't been blamed for anything in a while...

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 19:06 | 1083657 Uncle Remus
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Just means they've stopped fucking up operations so bad they get noticed.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 19:30 | 1083733 TomJoad
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Wow junkers, I know my sense of humour can be a bit tough to follow, but I find it hilarious that I got junked far more than the actual conspiracy loonies.

Humourless, much?


Jump! You Bankseter Fuckers!

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 19:52 | 1083829 Lets_Eat_Ben
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"Loonies" who the fuck are you to judge someone as a loony? Are you Bill O'Riley? What constitues a "conspiracy theory" anything not spoon-fed into your gullable face by the TUBEEEE! FUCK!

Live an illusion much? Normalcy biased prone, stone throwing cocksucker! agghhhh!

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 20:43 | 1084078 lord of the fire
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Dude, chill.  Your gonna have a stroke.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 21:00 | 1084153 Creed
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that's OK if he strokes out, he's a loony anyway


ta da

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 21:39 | 1084310 James
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Todays conspiricy theory is tomorows reality.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 21:44 | 1084323 Alienated Serf
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simma down fella

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 21:01 | 1084159 john39
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yeah, its way to crazy to believe that a luciferian banking cabal is intent on destroying society and taking full control...  where do they come up with these things? sarc off.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 21:19 | 1084215 cosmictrainwreck
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you mis-spelled "Banksters". type much?

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 21:28 | 1084270 TomJoad
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I'm not saying that there aren't plenty of conspiracies. It's just that I am all worn out on HAARP, CERN, truth11, Hydrogen bombs drilled into tectonic junctures, etc. etc. causing earthquakes and tsunamis as part of some grand zionist control/manipulation fantasy. Obvioisly I have spent too much time on ZH this week.

Bankster Fuckers. ;-)

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 21:41 | 1084319 oygevalt
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I didn't junk.  What you're saying is all too true around here.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 17:55 | 1083383 JawsMusic
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You can follow along on asteroid Risk here:

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 18:13 | 1083450 SteveOoooo
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Mon, 03/21/2011 - 17:57 | 1083384 ColonelCooper
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Just wanted to get a word in while it's still safe to enter the room.  A glass of beer says this thread is gonna get hotter than a Japanese spinach salad.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 18:05 | 1083424 alien-IQ
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you're gonna have to do better than even money to get any action on that bet because the chances of the comment count on this subject running up near the 4 digit range is pretty much a given.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 19:13 | 1083672 EvlTheCat
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Next round is on me CC!

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 17:56 | 1083387 astartes09
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Find a nice place, roll out the beach towel watch the end of the world in REAL TIME BABY.

Mon, 03/21/2011 - 17:57 | 1083392 Sabibaby
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Headlinez Bitchez 


Mon, 03/21/2011 - 17:59 | 1083396 Ben Probanke
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its about time Iran sends those frigates back through the Suez canal and into the Med

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