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It Begins: JPMorgan Lowers Q3 GDP

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Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:02 | 1456577 carbonmutant
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Poor Chinese...

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:19 | 1456638 TruthInSunshine
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It's all good.

TARP, TALF, QE1, QE2, QE2.5 all had the obvious effect of creating high wage jobs by the tens of millions, helped get equity valuations back to true FMV, helped get bonds and treasuries back to true FMV, stoked strong and sustained consumer demand for goods and services, achieved optimum inflation stability, and rejuvenated real estate asset values.

So QE3 is a no brainer. Who would possibly not want to see it? Just make it much larger.

And hey, look -

Only 1.7 million additional homes have gone into foreclosure in JUST the first 6 months of 2011, but there would have been 2.7 million additional homes going into foreclosure in just these 6 months if it weren't for 'paperwork problems,' so, just like the debt, these foreclosures will keep being kicked like an oxidized can down the street, until there are 15 million (or more) homes in foreclosure, piled up, like steaming heaps of cow dung.

What great progress!

 

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Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:41 | 1456749 Mactheknife
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Obviously there's not a whole lot we know right now about third quarter growth,

Nuff said.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:04 | 1456588 buzzsaw99
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Cut goobermint spending, that will be good for the gdp. lulz

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:29 | 1456686 CrashisOptimistic
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Don't cut it, and rates go up because no need for QE3, and GDP falls.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:37 | 1456720 buzzsaw99
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everyone keeps saying "rates go up". i don't think it means what they think it means. lololololol

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:46 | 1456786 HowardBeale
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Inconceivable!

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:08 | 1456602 Jambo Mambo Bill
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Gold and silver pull back soon?

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:17 | 1456637 MFL8240
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Just a game unless you want confetti?

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:09 | 1456603 cougar_w
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Legalize pot.

Problem solved.

/s

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:12 | 1456616 Cognitive Dissonance
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Are the sisters in agreement? How do they feel about their prey being stoned when consumed? Is there any pass through or other possible side effects? :)

http://madscienceunlimited.com/fiction/index.html

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:27 | 1456639 cougar_w
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Diamond doesn't care about pot. Has no effect. And Fortran doesn't injest anything other than blood and she lacks a proper nervous system anyway.

However we do keep Diamond out of the licorice. My God, that woman, it's worse than catnip. You want to have a "nice time" with Diamond, buy her about three mugs of licorice spice tea and look out cuz it's eazy sleazy.

She claims it has no effect on her. Denial -- so ugly.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:32 | 1456698 Dagny Taggart
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...and when does that chapter get published?

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:41 | 1456753 Cognitive Dissonance
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Careful.

Don't corner the cougar if you want to keep your blood on the inside.

Just sayin'

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:21 | 1456651 carbonmutant
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Oh... interesting...

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:30 | 1456691 Cognitive Dissonance
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Yes, our cougar_w is a very interesting author.....and a mad scientist to boot.

Please keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times. And thank you for playing the home version of The Zero Hedge Effect.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:13 | 1456622 Iriestx
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I dunno, the Teleprompter-in-Chief said that the reefer is more dangerous than heroin.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:39 | 1456729 Problem Is
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Reefer says the Teleprompter-in-Bitch is more dangerous than heroin...

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:23 | 1456655 carbonmutant
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There a lot of people in this State that agree with you...

And Jerry desperately needs the money...

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 14:17 | 1456909 HITMAN56
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+10000 coug

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:09 | 1456605 Cognitive Dissonance
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Everyone else who has been holding out in hope that some mythical and mysterious car buying force will appear out of somewhere and can now relax.

I might not be in the market for a new car, but I've been putting off replacing the water pump in the old jalopy. If I changed that sucker would that help out?

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:12 | 1456615 cougar_w
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For the love of God YES!!1! Do it man!

Oh and the air filter too while you have the hood up. Everything helps.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:38 | 1456728 Threeggg
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While you have that waterpump off do yourself a favor and change the timing chain.

All steel no Teflon .........................

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 15:59 | 1457308 gmrpeabody
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LOL...

And since they had to pull the front and top half of the engine, you might as well replace that thermostat and all the fittings. That should get you close to the $1500 min charge at most dealer service depts.

Oh ya... and have them replace the plugs while they are exposed, or face taking that engine apart again in 2 years.

Be sure to pop the hood and make sure they tightened the radiator cap back down BEFORE you drive that expensive repair home (jump you f--kers). 

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 14:14 | 1456896 Abitdodgie
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Careful with HOT particles in the air filter

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:12 | 1456617 Josh Randall
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I thought eating peas was the key to this whole mess, what am I missing ? 

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:21 | 1456650 Cognitive Dissonance
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Peas were yesterday. Water pumps are today.

Keep up fool.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:24 | 1456665 carbonmutant
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Sometimes... lol

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:25 | 1456671 Problem Is
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Mr. T says chain sawin' trees in rich white folk's neighborhood be today... fool...

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:34 | 1456705 Cognitive Dissonance
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The papers called it the 'Lake Forest Chainsaw Massacre.' Arborists were stunned.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:40 | 1456743 Problem Is
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Classic T pissing off Obummer's future benefactors...

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:49 | 1456804 Cognitive Dissonance
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A Chicago native no less.

Of course he never really was one of 'them' because he didn't come into his money honestly (meaning he didn't steal it) but rather earned it by being a TV star.

Yuck! How pedestrian. And all that Gold and stuff. The horror.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 15:06 | 1457158 TruthInSunshine
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Cognitive Dissonance, you must buy a new General Motors vehicle within 30 days from 7-14-2011.

If not, you will be targeted for elimination.

***This is an automatic relay of DHS Insta-Alert Directive sent to all known contacts of suspected emerging rebel leader 'Cognitive Dissonance', garnered through Program Ping-Loop-Triangulate. Please forward to suspected emerging rebel leader Congitive Dissonance immediately***

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 15:25 | 1457210 Cognitive Dissonance
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Now that's creepy.

You can have my loan signature when you forge it from my cold dead fingers. Good luck getting the loan paid then.

Oh wait, that's right. You don't care about repayment.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:15 | 1456629 the not so migh...
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don't forgot the spark plug hose

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:21 | 1456643 Problem Is
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Jalopy repairs... Sunk cost, remember?

Wait for Barry Soetoro's new, Stevie "The Rat" Rattner stock boostin', shovel ready stimulus project... drum roll please...

Cash4Clunkers II...

Coming to an inventory stuffed and overstocked GM dealer near you...

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:20 | 1456648 fuu
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I just replaced the two tanks on my truck. Bought 'em through Amazon too so that should have helped GDP some what.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:25 | 1456672 cougar_w
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Commie.

A real 'Merican would have just gone out and bought two trucks.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:37 | 1456721 Dr. Richard Head
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...on their credit card or through a HELOC. Perhaps a loan from their 401K? 

My wife is turning tricks to keep bread on the table.  At least that is what she told me.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:39 | 1456741 cougar_w
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She's a keeper!

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:43 | 1456769 Cognitive Dissonance
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As long as the money keeps coming in don't ask too many questions.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:44 | 1456774 fuu
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Damn got it wrong again.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:51 | 1456811 slewie the pi-rat
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yeah.  didn't you mean to say you replaced yer truck w/ two tanks, fuu? 

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:56 | 1456833 Cognitive Dissonance
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China is currently in an upgrade cycle so there are some great used deals out there.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 14:17 | 1456908 foxmuldar
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Do they come fully loaded?

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 14:23 | 1456929 Cognitive Dissonance
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Not only do they come fully loaded (GPS Nav not included, but all the high velocity rounds you want) but they will be delivered to any major port on the East or West Coast of America no extra charge.

Don't worry about Homeland Security halting the shipment. They are too busy groping Grandma to care about a few used tanks.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 14:25 | 1456944 foxmuldar
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I bet Holder can sell a few of them to the drug cartels. Just add them to the Fast and Furious program. Then blame it on the local gun shops.

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 14:23 | 1456935 foxmuldar
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Can I get one in red, with blue stars?

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 15:38 | 1457247 fuu
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err yes yes that's it

Thu, 07/14/2011 - 13:26 | 1456675 carbonmutant
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Auto parts sounds like a good equities play..

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