Italy's Finance Minister Threatens To Quit If He Is Forced To Leave

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Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:01 | 1426652 Mae Kadoodie
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If he quits will he have to give up his unemployment benefits?

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:02 | 1426658 MrBinkeyWhat
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Resignation...maybe; forced to leave...maybe; give up the perks...NEVER!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:03 | 1426661 trampstamp
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Actually they probably will increase his benfits 100%... no strings attached.... well maybe only the one he can use to hang himself.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 14:39 | 1427287 Sudden Debt
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After the Gold, Platinum, Palladium AND EVER RARE EARTH HANDSHAKE!

I don't think he gives a fuck if he gets unemployment or not.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:02 | 1426653 Cassandra Syndrome
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Greaseball Soap Opera Bitchez

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:27 | 1426732 Arius
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rumor has it Tremonti's wife is a silent supporter of Berlusconi's plan ... wonder why ???

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:03 | 1426657 TradingJoe
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I think, IMHO, that the best course of action is to "watch what they do not what they say" and plan accordingly!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:03 | 1426659 YesWeKahn
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Italy's Finance Minister Threatens To Quit If He Is Forced To Leave


There is no logic in this sentence. He will quit anyhow.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:04 | 1426664 Tyler Durden
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You are correct

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:13 | 1426686 hedgeless_horseman
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Steve Zissou: If you're not against me, don't cross this line! If yes, do.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:37 | 1426754 nope-1004
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"You can't quit, you're fired."




Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:45 | 1427078 toady
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Too late! I already quit!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 14:42 | 1427302 Sudden Debt
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Me Fired? YOU'RE FIRED!!




Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:33 | 1427017 carbonmutant
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Yes we have no bananas...

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:07 | 1426669 Version 7
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It's ZH grammar, correct from that perspective.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:12 | 1426684 idea_hamster
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On a long enough timeline, everyone quits and is forced to leave.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:33 | 1427019 Sokhmate
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Tue, 07/05/2011 - 14:45 | 1427311 Sudden Debt
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Only the lucky few are escorted out... only the lucky few...


Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:13 | 1426691 oogs66
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Good thing we have smart, logical, rational people like this running the finances of Europe.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:32 | 1426747 Arius
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the logic is that he is basically push out ... no matter what he pretends on leaving or whatever ...

if you are appointed by Berlusconi as Minister of Finance dont tell me you got principles ... there is no logic there ...

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:15 | 1426940 cahadjis
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Really? :)

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:16 | 1427585 bernorange
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This reminds me of that scene in Blazing Saddles where the new sheriff in town threatens to shoot himself if the townsfolk make any moves.

"Listen to him, men. He's just crazy enough to do it!"

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:04 | 1426663 MrBinkeyWhat
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Going to go watch some Monty Python now. Much more sensible.


Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:39 | 1426763 Larry Darrell
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After the past 3 years of newsflow, I'm beginning to disagree with the peasant from Holy Grail......


Supreme executive power derived by a mandate from the masses has taken a turn for the worse.  Let's get back to farcical aquatic ceremonies where moistened binks lob scimitars.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:12 | 1426922 viahj
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Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:09 | 1426667 Ghordius
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I repeat my warning: the sock puppet theater that Italians call politics is utterly incomprehensible from the outside.
Last year, Berlusconi looked like he would loose his throne by Christmas.
Now he looks good for until October.

Shortly before Summer this kind of spats are the norm, it's their way to air policy options to mull over during the hot months.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:08 | 1426672 Paralympic Equity
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I still don't get it...will he step down if we want him to do it, is all very confusing

Wed, 07/06/2011 - 12:51 | 1426703 Version 7
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If he can make it, he'll quit rather than leave. If he doesn't manage to quit before being forced to it, then all things being equal he might just forceably leave before actually quitting. 

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:33 | 1426737 Ghordius
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It's multi-party politics.
The people that approve his policies (austerity) are not exactly the same people that put him there.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:10 | 1426679 digalert
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Damn't, If I get banned from ZH, I'll never post here again.

Hah, take that!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:37 | 1426756 Arius
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freudian slip ??

...doing my best to stirr up the pot ... :-)

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 14:52 | 1427334 Sudden Debt
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Your shrink mailed us your mental condition file... damn your fucked up...

You may stay.


Computers don't handle the surplus current that good... 



Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:14 | 1426688 Kokulakai
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 But Giulio Tremonti.... believes that he is indispensable and without him, Italy would rapidly join the Pigs (Portugal, Ireland, Greece and Spain).



Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:13 | 1426689 Jonas Parker
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Now if Geithner and Bernake would both make the same threats....

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:46 | 1426791 Arius
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you assuming they disagree ... thats a stretch even for the helicopter pilot to claim ...

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:13 | 1426690 monopoly
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This has got to be the most f____d up world in all my years on this planet.  What a crock this all is.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:14 | 1426692 monopoly
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Notice all how there is 0 volume....again. But Miners better.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:15 | 1426694 Archimedes
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And in other news Oil should be back above $97 by tomorrow morning.

That is all....

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:16 | 1426698 Coffin Dodger
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Where does this farce that is called our economic system end?

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:51 | 1427106 toady
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The economic system WON'T quit before it is forced to resign.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:21 | 1426710 iDealMeat
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Committing (political) suicide is punishable by death.


Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:25 | 1426722 Caravaggio
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"..massive budget deficit (120% of GDP).." Do you believe any word "Guardian" says? Tremonti is not hated, but respected - even by his political oponents.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:40 | 1426769 Ghordius
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Hahaha! What the Guardian hates is all the people supporting Berlusconi.
Who still has stellar approval rates.
Something the Guardian does not understand, since any English speaking politician with a sex scandal is toast.
And no, political opponents in Italy literally hate each other.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:45 | 1426781 entendance
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you better read that

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:58 | 1426823 Ghordius
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Oh I love Beppe Grillo!
He is a truly gifted comic. Or at least he was.

I remember when the last Left-Coalition left Government and the last thing the Finance Minister did was to post all Italian's taxpayer's information.
Beppe was furious! His net worth was around some two digit Euro millions and he was scared for a moment this could hurt his standing towards his power base.

Look, I know it might be frustrating: nothing Beppe Grillo writes on his blog represents more than what perhaps 5% of the population thinks.

I repeat: from the outside (particularly from english speaking media), Italian politics is utterly incomprehensible. Polls prove that, have you counted how many times Berlusconi has won elections?

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:29 | 1426739 scratch_and_sniff
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Im warning you! if you dont stop spitting on me i will jump into that bucket of piss.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:32 | 1426750 Agent P
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Anyone else think of Blazing Saddles when they read this?

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 12:36 | 1426753 tmosley
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Honestly, I think of that any time I read about finance or politics these days.

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 13:13 | 1426926 SheepDog-One
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Cant someone he'p that poor man? Do what he say! Lawdy do what he say! He might just be crazy enough to do it!

Tue, 07/05/2011 - 16:17 | 1427590 bernorange
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Yep.  I just posted a comment to that effect.  First thing I thought of.

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