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Funny thing about bubbles. They pop. HFTs playing a serious game of pass the hot grenade right now. Everyone please join us in prayer that Waddell and Reed does not decide to sell a block of 10 ES contracts right now, as the world could very well blow up.

CNBC's take:

 

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Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:28 | 659409 plocequ1
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Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:27 | 659411 plocequ1
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TD, You're funny. HaHa funny

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:27 | 659413 InconvenientCou...
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SPY 0.71%

SDS -1.23%

SPXU +2.56%

I'm at a loss but I'm guessing the one that was actually good for me gets DQ'd

 

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:36 | 659416 bullwhip29
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Once the spinmeisters get the word out tomorrow explaining the big iPad miss, the stock will turn around. Hey, we just couldn't make them fast enough! Not to worry, a newer and better iPad is on the way for those that didn't get in on round one. That should be good for another $100 to the upside by Xmas. I betcha it closes down just a few bucks after all this, which is nothing but a rounding error. By the end of the week, the stock will be at a new high. AAPL is TBTF, plain and simple. Wasn't WFC supposed to get obliterated this morning? Instead, everyone got another dump truck full of SKF rammed down their pieholes. Enuf said...

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:28 | 659419 SpeakerFTD
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LOL on the CNBC graphic.   They sound like car salesmen trying to get you into one helluva great deal.  

It's a beaut.  To be honest, I gotta guy coming back for it at the open tomorrow.  I'm sure he'll pay $350 easy, but I like you, so I'll give it to ya for $300.  A can't miss deal.  Did I tell you it's a beaut?

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:29 | 659427 omi
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Did anyone see 13500 shares tick up to 316.5969? then back

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:37 | 659457 ZeroPower
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Transaction of $4MM+, prob didnt have time to be processed till now.

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:30 | 659428 No Hedge
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iFail  :-)

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:52 | 659507 Rusty_Shackleford
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"The swing in the exchange-traded fund comes as federal regulators are trying to restore confidence to equity markets"

 

Priceless.

Yeah.  Have an Index ETF flash crash, and then just call a "do-over". 

That'll restore confidence alright.

I'm living in a freaking cuckoo clock.

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:30 | 659432 InconvenientCou...
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SPY 0.71%

SDS -1.23%

SPXU +2.56%

I'm at a loss but I'm guessing the one that was actually good for me gets DQ'd

 

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:30 | 659433 RobotTrader
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AAPL has a cash position of $51 billion.

As of today's close, Steve Jobs could pay cash for the following companies:

 

The two largest U.S. steel companies:

X - $6 billion

NUE - $12 billion

 

The two largest solar companies:

FSLR - $13 billion

TSL - $4 billion

 

The two hottest restaurant companies:

PNRA - $2 billion

CMG - $5 billion

 

The two hottest apparel companies:

LULU - $3 billion

UA - $2 billion

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:37 | 659446 Comrade de Chaos
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P/B 6.74

 

http://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=aapl

 

iValue because iSaw, iChased & iWon.

(and iCan !!!)

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:45 | 659495 kathy.chamberli...
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because, iCan 

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 18:19 | 659584 prophet
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I'd go for a fully outfitted aircraft carrier, just cause they are cool.

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 18:44 | 659660 I am a Man I am...
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And Apple traded at $300 all the way back on October 13th.  When does anything go parabolic without a pull back.  Geez people, nobody gonna take profits?

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 00:57 | 660454 RockyRacoon
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Who GIVES a shit?

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 02:49 | 660546 Mentaliusanything
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Divide 51 billion by the Number of shares = OMG Ipoor

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:30 | 659434 bob_dabolina
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TD -

Can you find that quote by Cramer saying AAPL was going to 600p/s and add it here?

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:31 | 659438 NotApplicable
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¡Ay, caramba!

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:32 | 659445 omi
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Did anyone see 13500 shares tick up to 316.5969? then back

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:33 | 659448 No More Bubbles
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Sorry guys, it's too early to get excited about this "popping."

I'm "EOW" bearish, but this BS isn't over yet..........

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:44 | 659490 bullwhip29
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I'd like to see AAPL open at $275 just to see how the market responds, but I doubt that's in the cards. A $10-15 "correction" is likely all we're going to see and the market will just shrug it off. I bet all the rocket scientist analysts out there will start muttering something to the effect that some selling on the news was expected blah blah blah...

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:36 | 659456 Leo Kolivakis
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Just bought the BlackBerry Torch over the weekend...LOVE IT!!!!

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 19:00 | 659594 akak
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It figures.

Be sure to be the good little gadget-obsessed consumer, Leo, just like our masters would have all of us.  Gotta chase that latest trend! 

Go fetch the blackberry, Leo, go fetch!  Good Boy!  I knew you could do it!

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:38 | 659465 MGA_1
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It's only dangerous when it goes to .01

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:39 | 659467 RobotTrader
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Here 'ya go.

 

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 19:20 | 659773 SheepDog-One
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'Cramer' what an asshole.

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 20:59 | 660008 Xedus129
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He is an incredible bullshitter.  He's up there with the big BS artists.

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 21:37 | 660077 trav7777
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no, guys...this is a GREAT video.

Reason I say that is because it gives FANTASTIC ADVICE.

Look at the Youtube embed right there.  Don't click it.  Just look at it and read it.  It says "STOP TRADING."  That's the best gd'd advice Jim Crammer could have ever given anyone.  Stop trading, GTFO of the market.  Fuck the whole enterprise bc it's all bullshit.

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:41 | 659472 azengrcat
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iBuythedips!

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:43 | 659485 playitcool
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this iJoke iMeme has iJumped the iShark. i, i.... i just don't know what to say anymore. 

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:43 | 659487 MiningJunkie
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Many Zimbabwe's need to buy-ee AY-pel stuck. Menee mor need wit Yenkee buks soo-en.

 

 

 

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Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:47 | 659499 trav7777
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iWTF

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 19:08 | 659735 doomandbloom
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i,Bitchez?

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 20:53 | 659992 Xedus129
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iFail

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:51 | 659517 treemagnet
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POMO is to AAPL like crack is to an addict - so is Ben gonna dig into his stash for his best customer now....?

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 19:22 | 659779 SheepDog-One
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Fine let him pump it, its all going up in flames within a few weeks anyway. Game over when it takes $6 illion daily just to prop the garbage.

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 17:58 | 659529 Saxxon
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I very rarely watch any television but had to tune in to CNBC while lunching at Il Fornaio on Battery Street this lovely autumn afternoon here in San Francisco. 

I was shocked by CNBC's obvious bias.  It helps to watch with the sound down so you can follow the subconscious signalling and suggestion.

I am very glad I do not have to wade through this garbage for a living.

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 18:02 | 659540 nope-1004
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iBelongInPrison

Timmay

 

 

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 18:20 | 659592 prophet
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iCompress - Speedbook

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 18:40 | 659651 HarryWanger
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Jobs bashed every company that makes any competing product on the CC. Kind of sounding a tad bit desperate and very annoying. 

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 19:01 | 659718 jimcg
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Don't worry children, just go to sleep and by tomorrow everything will be all right. Uncle Ben will make it all better.

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 19:03 | 659722 mogul rider
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I SPY with little Ieye a bunch of pricks who should be hung the fucking town square and burnt

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 19:22 | 659782 SheepDog-One
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ICarramba!!

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 19:41 | 659826 walküre
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ilaugh my ass off.

China has special right now on i-suicide from i-worki worki at i-mackie mackie.

it was a good trade up to this point. the hype was unfreakin' believable and it was a nice ride.

now the numbers are out and the bail happens. just all too predictable!

stock will hold its value somewhere around $200 to $250 where it belongs.

the stores are a stupid concept of typical delusions of grandeur. those leases are gonna kill the bottom line. haha! I know retail, folks.

just waiting for i-crap to be sold at i-dollar stores LOL

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 21:07 | 660019 RobotTrader
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The latest from shorty over at Cap Stool:

 

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 01:05 | 660462 GoinFawr
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"Robotrader has always been short aapl", now. Hunh, that rings a bell... Oh yeah,

"Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia"

 

Mon, 10/18/2010 - 22:30 | 660185 gwar5
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This is getting to be the Twilight Zone

Tue, 10/19/2010 - 07:12 | 660670 virgilcaine
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Steve Jobs isn't going to live forever either.

http://gawker.com/5042795/steve-jobss-obituary-as-run-by-bloomberg

 

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Tue, 10/19/2010 - 10:39 | 661139 fiftybagger
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Checking my Apple puts this morning I was absolutely floored by the chart data during the rally.  THIS IS NOT A REAL MARKET!.  It is just one group of computers trading with another:

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm246/johnlf/Apple-Computers2.jpg

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm246/johnlf/Apple-Computers.jpg

 

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