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It's About That Time Again... Get Your Hats Ready

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10,000 (From the upside)

Hats can be purchased direct from the NYSE here. Presumably many of you have done so recently as the NYSE has yet to break today.




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Thu, 02/04/2010 - 13:44 | Link to Comment viahj
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I can hear HAL9000 booting up right now....gotta keep it above 10,000 or the sheeple will panic!

 

edit:  it's not yet time to panic the herd

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 14:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 02/04/2010 - 14:21 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 02/04/2010 - 15:05 | Link to Comment Anonymouse
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I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid.

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 13:18 | Link to Comment Shameful
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So when it crosses the mark are we going to see CNBC wearing these inside out like a rally cap?

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 13:25 | Link to Comment JR
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+$15.00 U.S. A sure bet, either way. LOL

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 13:27 | Link to Comment fluorideintapwa...
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:)  GET YOUR GLOBAL WARMING/

BEAR MARKET  VACCINATIONS

&  NASAL  SPRAY !!

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 13:27 | Link to Comment Rainman
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Excuse me, but haven't we criss crossed 10,000 more than 2.0 times already ???

Velcro patches please.

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 13:47 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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...or maybe flip-signs like the NFL uses for down markers, but going higher than 4.

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 14:13 | Link to Comment Assetman
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Agreed.  Tyler is trying to sell merchandise that is already obsolete.

I like the "flip a number" idea, though.

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 13:31 | Link to Comment nonclaim
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I'll wait for the down 10000 version.

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 13:33 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Buy Buy Buy!!!

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 15:38 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Junk?  Obviously!  Who is bored...someone is bored.  well, I better think of something snappy and funny as to please the status quo....uh, Dow Jones is for suckas?  Uh, buy silver?  uh, actually I really do not care and I will continue to quote methhead Cramer when faced with ridiculicities such as Dow Jones hats.  What about fadoras that say "I told you paper was crap!"  or "Back up off me, we are in a depression."  I would buy both of those ;)

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 13:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 02/04/2010 - 13:40 | Link to Comment ATG
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Big4 says 9350 next...

http://www.jubileeprosperity.com/

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 13:54 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 02/04/2010 - 16:59 | Link to Comment ATG
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Abosolutely.

$930 next, then $350.

Talk about the wailing and gnashing of teeth...

http://www.jubileeprosperity.com/

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 13:54 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 02/04/2010 - 13:58 | Link to Comment foxmuldar
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Wake up and read the tea leaves. Economy doesn't run on Cisco systems. Economy runs on american workers working and spending. Without jobs, there is no spending. My Wallmart indicator continues to show extreme weakness in the economy.  But then many of the so called smart folks who don't bother spending time at wallmart, are caught up thinking that just because Cisco systems posted good numbers, the worst is over. Without jobs, forget any significant recovery. The government is broke. Taxes are going up. Wake up folks, the fools rally is not fooling anyone today. It was all a big smoke screen around those phoney green shoots. So much BS.

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 14:21 | Link to Comment Jim_Rockford
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S&P 666

2.0

Got Hedge?

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 14:32 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 02/04/2010 - 14:47 | Link to Comment Daedal
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Instead of 'Dogs of the Dow', I now go with "Dow the Dog"

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 14:49 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 02/04/2010 - 15:02 | Link to Comment Anonymouse
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What?  No PPT today?

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 15:28 | Link to Comment HelluvaEngineer
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I think they executed the "soft landing" program around 10:00 EST.

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 15:42 | Link to Comment HelluvaEngineer
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Why did I open my pie hole?  Now they've executed "buy into close".

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 15:27 | Link to Comment Grand Supercycle
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DOW / SP500 downtrend on the daily chart continues.

The recent equities counter trend rally has finished and the March 2009 bear market rally is over.

The dollar, crude oil and copper charts have been giving bearish warnings for stocks for months.

DOW / SP500 downtrend commenced as forecast and the USD rally I forecast several months ago is just getting going.

My indicators can identify trend changes before they occur.

They warned me of an impending market crash back in early *2007*

The uptrend since March 2009 has been a bear market rally contained within a much larger bear cycle that started in 2000.

http://www.zerohedge.com/forum/market-outlook-0

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 17:01 | Link to Comment ATG
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Bingo...

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 15:36 | Link to Comment swmnguy
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Waiting for the 2:30 PM EST ramp job--today's would need to be good.

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 15:51 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 02/04/2010 - 17:01 | Link to Comment ATG
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Dow Mini at 9986...

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 16:06 | Link to Comment mellmeister
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Can't wait for Robo's daily briefing - the wildebeests are spooked!

Bring it on.

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 16:48 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 02/04/2010 - 17:03 | Link to Comment ATG
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All those trillions.

And no one with big enough cajones or ethics

to stop it, Comgress going along to get along.

Markets may have last laugh...

http://www.jubileeprosperity.com/

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 17:05 | Link to Comment ATG
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All those trillions.

And no one with big enough cajones or ethics

to stop it, Congress going along to get along.

Markets may have last laugh...9970 DowMini

http://www.jubileeprosperity.com/

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 17:05 | Link to Comment desk-jockey
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Hope no one ran out and bought em....Gonna have to change that to "Let's Party Like It's 9,999.61", biatches!!

Thu, 02/04/2010 - 21:49 | Link to Comment Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Somebody has to pat our backs other than us, and they will eventually, but for now...TD!  You called it!!!!

Oh yeah, and have you placed orders for DJ 10,000 3.0?  I want that one!

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