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10,000 (From the upside)
Hats can be purchased direct from the NYSE here. Presumably many of you have done so recently as the NYSE has yet to break today.
I can hear HAL9000 booting up right now....gotta keep it above 10,000 or the sheeple will panic!
edit: it's not yet time to panic the herd
Calling all bears. You have to fight for your right to party.
so strange that they didn't get a blue screen of death/kernel panic yet today...
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid.
So when it crosses the mark are we going to see CNBC wearing these inside out like a rally cap?
+$15.00 U.S. A sure bet, either way. LOL
:) GET YOUR GLOBAL WARMING/
BEAR MARKET VACCINATIONS
& NASAL SPRAY !!
Excuse me, but haven't we criss crossed 10,000 more than 2.0 times already ???
Velcro patches please.
...or maybe flip-signs like the NFL uses for down markers, but going higher than 4.
Agreed. Tyler is trying to sell merchandise that is already obsolete.
I like the "flip a number" idea, though.
I'll wait for the down 10000 version.
Buy Buy Buy!!!
Junk? Obviously! Who is bored...someone is bored. well, I better think of something snappy and funny as to please the status quo....uh, Dow Jones is for suckas? Uh, buy silver? uh, actually I really do not care and I will continue to quote methhead Cramer when faced with ridiculicities such as Dow Jones hats. What about fadoras that say "I told you paper was crap!" or "Back up off me, we are in a depression." I would buy both of those ;)
A fight to the death doing on at last weeks low on the S&P as I write this.
The bull-tards are putting up some fight.
Big4 says 9350 next...
Is there a 'GOLD 1000' hat too?
$930 next, then $350.
Talk about the wailing and gnashing of teeth...
Rainman I think you are right.
Dow 3.0? 4.0?
Wake up and read the tea leaves. Economy doesn't run on Cisco systems. Economy runs on american workers working and spending. Without jobs, there is no spending. My Wallmart indicator continues to show extreme weakness in the economy. But then many of the so called smart folks who don't bother spending time at wallmart, are caught up thinking that just because Cisco systems posted good numbers, the worst is over. Without jobs, forget any significant recovery. The government is broke. Taxes are going up. Wake up folks, the fools rally is not fooling anyone today. It was all a big smoke screen around those phoney green shoots. So much BS.
Cisco apparently juiced their revenue numbers with 0% financing, something that BKed Lucent and others over the yesars. We called it "stuffing the channel" back in the day. It will come back to bite them big time. See Denninger.
Tyler are you selling any patches to coverup the NYSE logo on the back? I suggest a ZH logo as a full cover up or a RIP patch to supplement the NYSE logo
Instead of 'Dogs of the Dow', I now go with "Dow the Dog"
You guys at ZH crack me up...I love it!
What? No PPT today?
I think they executed the "soft landing" program around 10:00 EST.
Why did I open my pie hole? Now they've executed "buy into close".
DOW / SP500 downtrend on the daily chart continues.
The recent equities counter trend rally has finished and the March 2009 bear market rally is over.
The dollar, crude oil and copper charts have been giving bearish warnings for stocks for months.
DOW / SP500 downtrend commenced as forecast and the USD rally I forecast several months ago is just getting going.
My indicators can identify trend changes before they occur.
They warned me of an impending market crash back in early *2007*
The uptrend since March 2009 has been a bear market rally contained within a much larger bear cycle that started in 2000.
Waiting for the 2:30 PM EST ramp job--today's would need to be good.
It will be-you can bet on it. Buy calls now!
Dow Mini at 9986...
Can't wait for Robo's daily briefing - the wildebeests are spooked!
Bring it on.
What a joke. Back to early Nov level,waiting for the Jul level. And to think of all the trillions wasted to prop it up. The spyders are lower than the highs of 10/6/08,the midst of the crises. So now we are one year back. Those hats should come with following"Dow Jones 10000 till the last pension fund dollar".
All those trillions.
And no one with big enough cajones or ethics
to stop it, Comgress going along to get along.
Markets may have last laugh...
to stop it, Congress going along to get along.
Markets may have last laugh...9970 DowMini
Hope no one ran out and bought em....Gonna have to change that to "Let's Party Like It's 9,999.61", biatches!!
Somebody has to pat our backs other than us, and they will eventually, but for now...TD! You called it!!!!
Oh yeah, and have you placed orders for DJ 10,000 3.0? I want that one!
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