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Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:28 | 1122006 Thomas
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Been posting how my jaw drops daily watching the market. The bots are in control.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:37 | 1122045 the mad hatter
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Didn't you get the memo Peter?

You need to BTFD with every TPS report.

http://movieclips.com/4aBM-office-space-movie-did-you-get-the-memo/

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 14:05 | 1122207 TaxEstate
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Yeah... I'm gonna need you to go ahead and BTFD.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 14:12 | 1122234 baby_BLYTHE
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How about this one. Chairsatan is going mainstream!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbPjNLWMjZ8

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 14:24 | 1122288 Jay Gould Esq.
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It is the invisible hand of the successor to the PPT ( Plunge Protection Team ): the PPTT ( Positive Price Trajectory Team ). The original acronym "PPT" assumes the first "P" will be allowed. Such a naive, antiquated notion, in the brave, new Era of QE.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 15:25 | 1122526 Banjo
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If you are not buying gold.  Barber Bernanke he will happily give you a haircut on your lifes savings.

 

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:28 | 1122009 MightyZum
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Stop complaining and BTFD . . .

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:58 | 1122188 taraxias
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What FD? There ain't even any more dips to but FFS.

The ChairSatan had discovered perpetual motion.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 14:04 | 1122212 Id fight Gandhi
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There hasn't been any dips. Japan fell apart, but that took 3% off and put it right back on in a few days. Big deal.

Who the fuck will buy price line at 510 here?

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 15:44 | 1122588 Cash_is_Trash
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Shit, not even with his money.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:31 | 1122014 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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There will be no normal ever again.

"Order out of chaos" - The motto of the New World Order.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 14:30 | 1122316 pazmaker
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who would junk you for that comment.. it's spot on!

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:32 | 1122019 TIMMAYYY
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98LeLZ2crZE

who would of thunk he would start an online blog to inform, he was doing so well with the soap.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:32 | 1122020 DutchTreat
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Jeez, stop whining. This market is crowded with machines because smart money is on the sidelines. Once the balance tips, the machines will reinforce the move. Just make sure you're ready for that day. Until that time: follow Mighty Zum's tip: BTFD.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:31 | 1122022 jkjacksonhole
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Thanks to the FED for meddling and destroying free markets. A dart board is a great education. All the techanical education is worthless these days.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:33 | 1122025 themosmitsos
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;) and yet ...

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:34 | 1122030 Pedro
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Will they be able to continue their $4 prescription plan?

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:33 | 1122031 RealitiveMind
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My deepest sympathy on the loss of your reality.

Perhaps there is a new reality just around the corner.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:35 | 1122033 earnulf
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I find the most peace and serenity in deciding what I wish to own and buying it at a price I wish to purchase at and not giving a frigging care as to what happens day to day.

My silver glows quite nicely and the golden highlights are calming.

Although one must exist in the now, one can plan for tomorrow with the caveat that no one will take care of me, but me.   No one will care for my family, but me.

If I'm wrong, I'll shrug my shoulders and accept it.   If I'm right, then I have been wise in my preparations.

I may review my long term positions day to day and adjust as needed, but I don't lose sleep over it.    Find what is of real value and treasure it.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 14:28 | 1122302 SilverRhino
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Silver grows well.  My quandy is whether I should pick up a bunch of copper rounds too.   10 more oz of silver or a bag of 250 oz av copper art rounds .... tough call.

 

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 15:35 | 1122554 SamuelMaverick
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Go with silver or gold,  go with what has been and continues to be real money.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:35 | 1122037 Paul Krugman
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This is what happens when the market is manipulated by the FED. I really wouldn't be surprised to find out that the FED is actually purchasing ES directly and/or through a proxy. 

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:39 | 1122062 jkjacksonhole
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They have already admitted to it.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:39 | 1122082 jkjacksonhole
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Bernie has admitted as much

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:34 | 1122042 redpill
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The stock market has become an pointlessly complex and inexplicable Woody Allen movie.

 

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:37 | 1122047 nkktwotwozero
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Bermuda Triangle of finance::

NYFed to the north, DCFed to the south, and BOJ to the east.

Covers a lot of ground.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 14:14 | 1122239 SignsAndWonders
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Maybe inglip will provide some insight.

Sat, 04/02/2011 - 04:21 | 1125094 nkktwotwozero
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Insight? No.

Just squiggly lines to interpert the best we can.

Very much like certain investment methodologies...

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:38 | 1122057 REALTRADE
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BUY 3 SHARES OF PCLN FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF A LITTLE MORE THAN AN OZ OF GOLD .... COURTESY OF THE BERNANK

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:39 | 1122068 kentfinance
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+1

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:38 | 1122071 Korrath
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I've spent the last few months trying to figure out what that constant low level grinding noise in the background was.  Thought I was developing tinnitus.  

Turns out it was just the equity markets tearing free from reality.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:52 | 1122145 Amish Hacker
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Right. And all that ringing was just Warren's cash register.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:38 | 1122072 rubearish10
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Maybe I'm the only one confused and find the moves hard to explain and can't figure out why the relationships between markets is breaking down, but I suspect I'm not the only one, and its not necessarily a good thing. ....

Great and now I'm relaxed 'cause for a while, I thought I had painted myself into a corner.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:38 | 1122073 AR15AU
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I could have written that article like 2 years ago.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:47 | 1122123 ghostfaceinvestah
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No kidding.  Has he seen the performance of the Zimbabwe stock market?  Or Weimar Germany?

For that matter, just look at the price of the market using silver or gold as a basis.

The rise in the stock market is no great mystery. The great unknown is, what happens if/when the printing presses are turned off.

I think we saw a preview last spring...

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:39 | 1122081 Milton Waddams
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Let me help this fellow out:  Bernanke is Ivan Pavlov, quantitative easing is his bell, and you are one of his dogs.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:41 | 1122083 nobusiness
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New High in IWM.  Don't know why.  Maybe small caps sell radioactive protective suits, maybe the companies that sell concrete, Maybe they sell bullets, tanks, body bags, bandaids, artificial limbs, etc.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:50 | 1122138 Boilermaker
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IYR ready to pop 52 week highs, again.  Pay no attention to the fucking plywood on the abandoned stores.  It's a mirage.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:59 | 1122193 Cdad
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Boiler,

You know what that plywood is...opportunity, baby!  Rip the boards off the front of that strip mall, lever it up 10:1 on mezzanine debt, IPO some shares at the NYSE [where Duncan Niederauer is perpetually out to lunch or taking a dump], and use the "slosh" to buy some SPG, while also using the margin in your account to short silver.

American Dream, baby!

 

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:42 | 1122098 Cdad
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Dear Mr. Tchir,

First, buy another vowel.

Second....there is no market.  There is only the wasteland that Ben Bernanke made, and the impressionist painting that the BlowHorn [CNBC] holds up for us to see how pretty it all is...so that we do not see all the criminal syndicate Wall Street bankers running wild everywhere.

The market perpetually rewards the last and the dumbest and the shortest-sighted trader, entering at the closing bell, speaking some drivel like, "Because Japan has been destroyed, it is good news for [     ] stocks."  K?

Ease up on the fluoride, man...that shit will kill you if you overdo it.

No disrespect intended.

Cdad

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 14:10 | 1122226 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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F'n a right, Cdiddy!

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:42 | 1122100 ShankyS
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Just like Japan and TEPCO fighting a nuclear disaster that was doomed
from the start so is what the Fed is doing with financial crisis.
Admitting defeat and that you can’t keep the dream alive is tough
medicine to take. Desperate moves in the last hours by the greedy ones to
get out what you can lead to more damage than needed to be caused.This sucks.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:45 | 1122106 dcb
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It's the hft, dude.....

you haven't figured out the computer algo. it goes down when the boys want it to go down. a lower open if down the prior day is a buy signal, in fact lower opens are buy signals. the reason is that if the boys owned the night before, and they sold on the lower open, it  would be a loss. that is not allowed.

the easiest way to make money is to program the computer the night before and ignore the news. just figure out the patterns, and realize the us staock market has nothing to do with reality anymore, it is just a bunch of algos.

 

the trick is to figure out when the algo's are running or humans.

for instance on the way up, if you buy the short at the low  of yesterday, this is a common sell signal. picked up by the algos as rapid selling so to them it is a buy.  the close always above low the day before.

 

you draw that low on a trend line and that is the buy point the following day.

 

there are no gaps down, so never use a simple buy stop, and it will never gap low  of the day before. take the tlt (20 year treasury).

the open gap means buy tbt, then get near top of yeaterday, seel and buy tlt. if you owned treasury's last night, better sell on the gap.

 

always use a buy stop limit, because the gap will be filled, and you can almost always bee assured that if you traded the way a human would do it, you will loose money.  

if you open lower, by a small  amount OK to try a short, never on a large amount.

 

I find the hourly MACD on the s and P is rather usesfull, and if you want to go in and out often the 10 minute MACD works really well. data has nothing to do with it at all.

 

tomm. Firday, never be short on friday, or be sitting in from of your computer. if it gaps down they will buy all the way up,if you go up, they buy all the way up. I think they like a thing before going into the weekend.

 

if I short it may be at close friday as a hedge for bad weekend news, or on monday.

 

please don't tell me you don't see the pattern on this rise in the s and p.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:44 | 1122109 Debtless
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JPM borrowed $95B from the Fed Discount Window the docs revealed.

They said they borrowed nothing. Fuck them.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:49 | 1122142 Boilermaker
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Well, it depends on what the definition of 'borrow' is.  I guess.

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:57 | 1122171 SDRII
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$95B s not even a months worth auction. Plus they were only leading the other mules to the water - wasn't that the meme

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 14:13 | 1122232 Revolution_star...
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@ .025 I'm not sure you could call it borrowing. It's more like the Bernank jacked them off with 95 billion dollars.

 

Hey Ben do me next!!!

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:44 | 1122110 mendigo
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is it possible that superimposed on the sureal world created by bernanke - where-in "up" is the new "down" and "insolvent" is the new "affluent" (or at least no big deal). the market is interpreting bad news as good because it supports QE3. (is it the same people attacking bernanke for devaluing the dollar and then attacking him for proposing to end the printing or is it really two different groups - i've lost track)

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:45 | 1122118 The Axe
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I feel your pain Bro....I hope my other version in George World, a parallel universe is makinng lots of money and getting banged. But it is true market broken....Don't tasr me bro...

Thu, 03/31/2011 - 13:45 | 1122120 carbonmutant
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The reason "price action getting more difficult to explain" is because the majority of the trades are not being done by hormone based logic systems.

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