• Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
    I was expecting a few boring candidate statements of the U.S. Senate - AKA the World's Most Exclusive Club - but, boy, was I wrong. Just take a look at some of these gems.
  • Tim Knight from...
    04/28/2016 - 00:27
    I was expecting a few boring candidate statements of the U.S. Senate - AKA the World's Most Exclusive Club - but, boy, was I wrong. Just take a look at some of these gems.

It's Official - Cuomo Announces Run For Governor

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Sat, 05/22/2010 - 13:47 | 367734 Apostate
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He looks much less greasy on camera than I remember him appearing in person. That was a few years ago. I remember feeling revulsion when I shook his hand.

Clearly, he's pandering to upstate - that's how you win the governorship.

The only thing that I want to hear from a politician is "privatization." Not public-private partnerships. Not leases. Not Putin-style bait-and-switch operations.

Open, transparent auctions of state assets.

Repudiation of various Federal regulations (particularly for labor). Telling the superfund assholes to fuck off and allowing private businesses to do the hard work of dredging, disposing of polluted soil, etc. to allow for redevelopment.

How is he going to do all this horseshit that he's babbling about? Where's the money going to come from? He has to be counting on a bailout or the continued functioning of the discount-window fueled investment banking / insurance fiesta. 

No more central planning, asshole... this is a powder-keg.

If they run around trying to centrally plan communities, it will be a disaster that may lead to civil strife to a degree not seen since the 1970s. The groundwork is already being laid in NYC as welfare agencies get shuttered, projects get closed down, and the continuance of the various programs that keep NYC's various gangs from shooting each other falls into question.

Charter schools just outsource expenses to the Federal government. The best and the brightest understand (sometimes from personal experience) that the NY government is a poor use of talent and passion.

His prosecutions are just grand-standing. Many of the issues that plague NY are just side effects of the entire fucking kaboodle and complying with Federal regulations.

Let's not forget who his daddy was.

HUD isn't just the most "dysfunctional" agency, it's a crime-in-progress. 

Sat, 05/22/2010 - 14:17 | 367761 bigdumbnugly
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But you really don't think you are going to hear anything that truly supports private industry from this snake,  do you apostate?  With the massive public sector both working for the bloated gov't here and the equally dependent welfare state they've created?  Didn't his daddy add Miracle Grow to that bed of weeds in his time?

(On second thought, maybe you'll HEAR him speak of such things - but you'll know he's lying when you see his lips moving).

I live upstate (Syracuse).  Wouldn't touch this guy with a ten foot pole.  But the leaches from all over this wacked out state will probably vote him in.  And the beat goes on... 


Sat, 05/22/2010 - 14:23 | 367770 Apostate
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I feel for you - my family is from North Syracuse.

Sat, 05/22/2010 - 15:00 | 367821 bigdumbnugly
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LOL.  Thanks for the condolences.

Maybe I am a little too quick to jump all over him like that, but I have had it with the political elite in this state.


Upstate area is great (if you subtract some of the punishment you take from about mid-December through March).  I am sure you hear all about that from your fam.


Best to you, Apostate.  Usually enjoy reading your comments.



Sat, 05/22/2010 - 15:38 | 367876 tip e. canoe
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biggie, methinks your initial instincts are right on target

Sat, 05/22/2010 - 15:55 | 367899 Apostate
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I've been all over upstate, especially when I was a kid. It's really beautiful, it's just a shame that it's been hollowed out economically.

Sun, 05/23/2010 - 20:14 | 369211 yomamma
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Hmmm...nope, your idea is just ridiculous.


Unfortunately for you, the entire population doesn't buy into the "privatize everything" jingle you're moaning and crying about like a small child.


Thank God for small favors, namely not making a world of pure psychopathy which you're motioning for.

Sun, 05/23/2010 - 11:16 | 368264 harveywalbinger
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The first half of this is video of Cuomo's taking credit for his part in forcing banks to approve subprime loans for low income customers who would eventually default... leading up to our financial collapse & the end of capitalism as we used to know it.  Pretty damning hearing this from Cuomo's mouth (he was scoring big political points for this back then).  IMHO for all practical purposes, Cuomo's the incumbent in this election (i.e. a vote for Cuomo is a vote to continue the perpetual debt machine/status quo).  Please don't vote for this jerk off.  He needs to learn what it means to accept the consequences for his actions.  


"The bankers also agreed to a $2.1 Billion.  Billion dollar agreement with them.  $2.1 Billion dollars available to families who are low or moderate income across the country for mortgages... About 15,000 low & moderate income people will now be able to buy their own home because of the settlement we announced today.  $2.1 billion is by far the largest settlement ever rendered to the Federal government to settle a fair housing case."   

"With the $ 2.1 billion... lending that amount in mortgages...  which will be a higher risk and I'm sure there will be a higher default rate on those mortgages than the rest of the portfolio..." 

"$2.1 billion dollars that would not have been available to families of low and moderate income...  ...About 15,000 families will get mortgages who would not have gotten mortgages otherwise..."

" ...but aggressively to take a greater risk on these mortgages?  Yes.  To give families who they would not have given otherwise? Yes"  

Sat, 05/22/2010 - 15:30 | 367863 Abundance
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Whom has he gotten locked up since this financial Crisis? **crickets**

Sat, 05/22/2010 - 21:40 | 368162 special K
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He sure has settled with a lot of companies for pennies,compared to the theft.

Sat, 05/22/2010 - 15:39 | 367880 tip e. canoe
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cuomo vs. lazio...o brother

Sat, 05/22/2010 - 16:23 | 367939 Mitchman
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"The New York State government was at one time a national model."

Pray tell, Andrew.  When was that?  In the 1970's?\

To the tune of Yellow Submarine:

We all live in a welfare state,

A welfare state,

A welfare state.

We all live in New York state

In New York state 

in New York state.


Sat, 05/22/2010 - 16:31 | 367946 tip e. canoe
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"Pray tell, Andrew.  When was that?"

back during the Constitutional Convention when they reserved the right to secede from the union.

Sat, 05/22/2010 - 17:41 | 367996 Mitchman
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Well said.  It has apparently been a while since New York's state government has been the object of national respect  but not so long since it has been the one of abject disdain.

Sat, 05/22/2010 - 16:59 | 367961 Species8472
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Isn't this the same guy who worked in Clintons adim. to help screw things up? You know, force banks to take on crap loans etc. Now he will be our governor! Soon, I will retire to PA. Soon (4-8 yrs), A lot of folks like me will be retiring and leaving.



Sat, 05/22/2010 - 17:01 | 367962 Mercury
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I can't think of a more perfect person to be at the helm when the NY state government utterly collapses on itself.

Sat, 05/22/2010 - 17:34 | 367986 Apostate
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It's kinda poetic, right?

Sat, 05/22/2010 - 21:48 | 368168 tip e. canoe
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haha excellent point merc

Sat, 05/22/2010 - 20:32 | 368116 voltaic
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It doesn't matter who's governor because he has to deal with the most corrupt and dysfunctional legislature in the country. Three men in a room and billions in debt.

New York State’s legislative process is broken. This report documents five key weaknesses and compares New York’s process with those in other state legislatures and in the U.S. Congress. Together, the problems identified here deprive New Yorkers of the government they deserve. Indeed, New York’s legislative process limits legislators’ consideration of legislation—whether counted in hearings, debate,amendments,readings,conference committees,or even simply legislators’ presence when they vote—far more than any other legislature. Neither the U.S. Congress nor any other state legislature so systematically limits the roles played by rank-and-file legislators and members of the public in the legislative process.


Spitzer tried hardball and got crushed regardless of his flair for prostitutes. Andrew will get the same cold shoulder from the legislature and will in turn be dysfunctional. The state is set up for failure. What other state would lose 125,000 people a year and continue to increase budgets, state employees and taxes? 

The May issue of Harper's has a great article about the dysfunctional NY legislature: Lulus, do-nothings, and the machinery of the state 


Sat, 05/22/2010 - 20:46 | 368125 Crab Cake
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"Gridlock and partisanship must give way to competence and integrity."

While I sincerely hope Mr. Cuomo will go forth and kick some ass, I have lost all faith in anyone who calls themselves a Democrat or Republican because their very parties if not the individual are corrupted.  Am I wrong?  Show me the money.  Show me indictments.  Show me politicians and expensive suits getting hauled off by the FBI forensic SWAT to be arraigned on charges that offer no bail. Show me the Fed opened up like a lobster at dinner.  By God, show me justice, sanity, and reason Mr. Cuomo!

As a sidenote, I would like to edit the above quote to say common sense and practicality instead of competence and integrity.

Sat, 05/22/2010 - 21:13 | 368147 Apostate
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I don't mean to quash your thirst for justice, but the problems of NYS won't be solved by merely jailing a few CEOs.

There are a lot of things a governor could do to make it a more attractive place to invest and start innovative companies, but many of them would involve repudiating Federal laws.

Hell, I'd be happy if the guy turns NYC into Hong Kong, American-style. 

Sun, 05/23/2010 - 11:12 | 368606 omi
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Do I smell a replay of Giulliani story?

Sun, 05/23/2010 - 14:48 | 368896 dumpster
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Mr. Cuomo 

then in a bankrupt state ,, cuomo will still be getting salary and benefits ,, place to live , armed guards .. whats not to like about the deal

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