It's Really On: JPM Tells CNBC It Is Systematically Reviewing Foreclosures

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Wed, 09/29/2010 - 15:46 | 613328 goldmiddelfinger
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Numerous divergences and trend breaks 15m ES. Way to go Jp Mo

Fri, 08/05/2011 - 05:51 | 1526020 cindycheng
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I want to express my admiration of your writing skill and ability to make readers read from the beginning to the end. I would like to read newer posts and to share my thoughts with you. oilseed expeller

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 15:47 | 613330 MrMorden
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Squatters, bitchez!  

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 15:54 | 613362 andybev01
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Squatters with iPods!

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 15:56 | 613368 Vergeltung
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lol

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 17:07 | 613630 The Rock
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...and iphones and ipads and blackberries and netbooks and 3D LED HDTVs and ...

S.W.A. - Squatters with Attitudes (not Southwest Airlines)... 

Thu, 09/30/2010 - 06:48 | 615006 snowball777
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And brain cancer, and pancreatic cancer, and...

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 16:18 | 613463 Dr. No
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un-junk

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 16:41 | 613538 breezer1
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i wore a dress to the bar once. i didn't have to buy a beer all night. wife won't let me have it anymore, says i just come home drunk.

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 21:29 | 614300 NoVolumeMeltup
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I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 23:33 | 614518 New_Meat
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Bawney, "Hot Bottom" will be so jealous. ;-0

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 17:09 | 613635 kathy.chamberli...
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is that you cogdog? i never seen you in a dress, but  bet you have one.

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 17:32 | 613721 Commander Cody
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Many gays wearing dresses on this site, including a few females I bet.  If you are offended, then leave.

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 18:13 | 613829 ElvisDog
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But when you wear a dress life is so free and airy. Plus you can accessorize (not as good in written form without the inflection).

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 18:27 | 613866 kathy.chamberli...
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dresses, skirts and high heel, bitches†

bet a lot of you guyz, seriously, would like to dress up.

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 23:35 | 614523 New_Meat
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what's it like, I've never been that way before.

-- Ned

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 18:26 | 613836 akak
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you are gay, flaming homo who wears dresses

And you are clearly a repressed, personalityless drone who wears the prison uniform commonly known as the business suit.

But thank you for the most puerile and inane comment ever posted on ZeroHedge, next to the textual diarrhea of HarryWanger and JohnnyBravo.  I do believe that 45 junks (and counting!) are a new record here.

 

PS: Whatever happened to the virilently pro-Wall Street trolling of HarryWanger?  His few posts lately that I have seen have been positively tepid in comparison to his former radical bullishness.

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 21:25 | 614287 Cathartes Aura
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whoa! and thank you akak for helping some of us late-comers to make sense of this string. . .

tho' of course, not everyone here makes sense even with interps. . .

Thu, 09/30/2010 - 02:46 | 614799 nuinut
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seconded, on both points.

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 23:21 | 614498 Problem Is
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"Squatters, bitchez!"

Fraudulent MBS and Foreclosures from JPM, bitchez...

      Jail for Jamie Dimon, bitchez...

           Madoff time bitchez...

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 15:49 | 613336 Turd Ferguson
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SWEET!

Looks like I'm not going to have to make my October mortgage payment after all.

Daddy's headed to Vegas!

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 15:56 | 613365 Dr. No
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What are you talking about?  Vegas?

Vegas.

What Vegas?

We're going to Vegas.

When?

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 16:04 | 613403 Turd Ferguson
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Jack Daniels, blackjack & strippers.

Though not necessarily in that order.

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 16:40 | 613533 ZackAttack
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Jack Daniels, blackjack & strippers.

Then, the rest of it, you'll just blow.

 

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 17:16 | 613664 Joeman34
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Zack, by my estimation, 3/4 of your comments on this site contain some reference to cocaine.  I think it's time to consider you may have a problem...

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 20:32 | 614187 chopper read
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who junks this?  its a classic.

"i spent most my money on booze and women, and the rest i just sqaundered."

 

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 20:32 | 614189 chopper read
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who junks this?  its a classic.

"i spent most my money on booze and women, and the rest i just sqaundered."

 

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 20:33 | 614190 chopper read
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who junks this?  its a classic.

"i spent most my money on booze and women, and the rest i just sqaundered."

 

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 20:33 | 614191 chopper read
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who junks this?  its a classic.

"i spent most my money on booze and women, and the rest i just sqaundered."

 

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 23:37 | 614526 New_Meat
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kinda' got it the first time ;-)

Thu, 09/30/2010 - 15:59 | 616471 chopper read
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me system went 'jihad'.

Thu, 09/30/2010 - 00:15 | 614597 Uncle Remus
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Whoa. Glitch in the Matrix. Matrix.

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 16:43 | 613545 breezer1
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i thought it was closed.

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 17:10 | 613643 kathy.chamberli...
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turd obviously your probaly a dude wanting strippers. but can you tell me what a woman would want. jack daniels/vodka, ...............  &     ??????????????

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 17:29 | 613704 Commander Cody
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$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 18:26 | 613860 Sausagemaker
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a) Diamonds

b) Shoes

c) Sven the Swole-up Swedish Masseuse 

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 21:33 | 614310 NoVolumeMeltup
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someone to notice her and pretend her inane ramblings about the Fall TV lineup is interesting.

Thu, 09/30/2010 - 00:16 | 614599 Uncle Remus
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ding ding ding

Thu, 09/30/2010 - 00:45 | 614642 MayIMommaDogFac...
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I think you may have just explained to me why I'm usually alone.

Thu, 09/30/2010 - 02:04 | 614754 StychoKiller
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Most women just want someone to really listen to them and care that they exist -- sorry ladies, I'm already married (coming up on 26 years).

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 17:40 | 613739 still kicking
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That's actually my preferred order, I like to be drunk and either happy because I won or depressed because I lost before I go see the strippers.

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 17:05 | 613621 tmosley
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Damn, I knew I was being stupid when I paid off my house in cash.

Oh well.

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 17:54 | 613773 puckles
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No kidding.  I've been feeling that way for a while now.  Who knew?  And if this doesn't work, there's always hyperinflation...

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 18:25 | 613856 Iam_Silverman
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No kidding!  Debt free here, and no iPad, iPod or any iThing!

Maybe I can kid myself about the honor in satisfying my committments and being a man of my word?

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 18:30 | 613872 kathy.chamberli...
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robo has an itit.

or itities.

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 19:47 | 614081 undereducated
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creditline

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 21:30 | 614303 Cathartes Aura
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can't have "sitting ducks" if they're roamin'. . . ponder the intentions behind the action. . .

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 20:52 | 614229 johngaltfla
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Good luck using the ATM's. The banks should be shuttered for a week while they figure out this con game....

Thu, 09/30/2010 - 00:18 | 614601 Uncle Remus
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Yep. Grabbed some "holiday" cash today.

Wed, 09/29/2010 - 15:50 | 613338 Ragnarok
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Heather Gray Swan?

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