Jack Daniels Explains The Budget Deficit

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Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:14 | 965081 EvlTheCat
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Tee Hee <hiccup>

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 20:48 | 965422 Miss Expectations
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Hiccup cure:

Take one slice of lemon, soak in scotch, dip in sugar.  Bite, suck, convulse. 

Works for me.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 21:09 | 965487 New_Meat
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Slug of scotch, repeat as necessary

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 22:33 | 965667 Snidley Whipsnae
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Two well made bloody marys followed by enough brew to refloat an abnormal brain...

The state of mind that results should preclude inviting a hyena to lunch... no guarantee though...

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 23:35 | 965792 Fish Gone Bad
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Everything is better when Jack Daniels explains it.  Jack Daniels for President.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 02:07 | 965958 Ben Fleeced
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Late as usual. Been at my favorite Chineseredneckhiphop80s bar swill'n Bush mills and tsing Tao. Win The Futre is up? How has this poop not collapsed? TPTB can't be this omni potent (potent?) that this poop is still (not grain) goin' on. I just finished partyin' wit the daughter of the most powerful dem in the county. She is now educated and agrees the party sys is irrelevent (sp/drunk). Amerika is wakin'. Thanks gu(rls)ys, Tyler, GW, Regg, William, Snowball... even Harry. w/o y'all I wudnt b able able to make the argument. Anyone take beet beer for ZH membership? I've frozen 32% in gallon bags for 2012 taxes.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:15 | 965085 papaswamp
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Love political math!

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:44 | 965280 10kby2k
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DDCC --  delay/deny/confuse/convalute   <<<feds mandate

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:17 | 965088 Hedgetard55
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I'm still waiting on the certified birth certificate.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:26 | 965113 sabra1
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since when does an antichrist need a birth certificate?

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 22:13 | 965614 defender
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how else will he be able to prove that his number is 666?

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:27 | 965241 ZakuKommander
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Soooo OT. Watch the vid again. Both parties are playing games. Don't be one who's fooled into thinking there are massive differences between the two.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 20:03 | 965317 Moe Howard
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I thought he was going around with it taped to his forehead all the time......

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 20:40 | 965408 BigJim
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option i: it turns out Obama IS an American

option ii: it turns out Obama ISN'T an American... and John 'Bomb bomb' McCain is president.

Feel any better now?

I thought not.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 21:11 | 965491 A Nanny Moose
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Thus the need to drink.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 02:11 | 965960 Ben Fleeced
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Iwas born two months before and it is a certificate of live birth. BIG diiference. senators can certify a certificate. Birthing doctors/nurses an certify a LIVE birth. Sorry 1AM/drunk/sp. Hate yahoo threads!!

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:51 | 965298 flacon
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WHO was *selling*?

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:21 | 965098 apberusdisvet
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And I always get junked when I propose that this is all part of a planned agenda.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:35 | 965256 New_Meat
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self-fulfilling prophesy!

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 02:13 | 965963 Ben Fleeced
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I drunk junked you. I promise I won't do it again until I'm drunk again.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:22 | 965099 drink or die
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14 shots is about what it takes me to stop caring about such things.


Maybe I'm just a worrier though.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:08 | 965202 Rainman
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You must be doing those 3/4 shots. That means you really only drank 10.5 shots. Proceed with 3.5 more......make it an even 4. Worry be gone then.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 07:14 | 966132 StychoKiller
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Foster Brooks wants to party with you! :>D

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:22 | 965100 mcguire
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awesome..  i heard a clip this morning by obama about having to cut baby formula, and shaming us into 'we have to ask ourselves if this is the kind of america we want to become'..  yes, mr. obama, yes we do want to cut baby formula subsidies, this is indeed the america we want to become.. we do not want the american people depending on government for food...

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:34 | 965135 topcallingtroll
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I dont mind feeding the parasites if they would only agree to quit reproducing as a condition for not having to work for a living.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:48 | 965164 MachoMan
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What would be wrong with the government paying people to go into clinics and get their reproductive capacities curtailed?  (other than unwittingly giving subsidies to our southern neighbors).

Answer: because the government is designed to create dependents, not help people avoid capture.

If it turns out you want kids, then fine, you go pony up tax money to unkie sam and pay for your own surgery...

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:08 | 965201 Spaceman Spiff
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There is some Supreme court case about neutering people.    


I think there is a private group that pays the poor drug addicts of this world  a certain sum to get fixed.  I vaguely remember reading about it in the past 1-2 years.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 21:17 | 965502 A Nanny Moose
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That would make it more difficult to hit our growth numbers and sustain "The Ponz"

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 22:39 | 965678 Snidley Whipsnae
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Some Nazi doctors were prosecuted at the Nuremburg trials after WW2 for doing nutering proceedures.

Watch the old movie 'Judgement at Nuremburg' for some intesting footage. It is a fictional account but based on actual trial transcripts.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 01:16 | 965923 aerojet
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It wouldn't be neutering, it would be sterilization.  Big difference!  The woman goes in, gets an IUD (the permanent kind) and she can boom boom all she wants after that.

It is completely monstrous, but it is less monstrous than a world of 8 or 10 billion people with barely any other living animal species left except wonderful, poverty-stricken, ignorant humanity.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 07:16 | 966134 StychoKiller
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So, anyone up for some soylent green?  I'll go fire up the grill...

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 02:19 | 965967 Ben Fleeced
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Great. Post at Population Connection Dr. Mengele.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 11:32 | 966657 MachoMan
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My proposal is VOLUNTARY.  If you don't offer people enough money, then they're not going to take you up on the offer...  Further, there would be nothing preventing them but money from having their tubes untied...

Now, if you want to make the case that the government controls the macro economy and, ultimately, ensures that large segments of the population do not actually have enough money for children, then I would entertain that idea...  but, I'm not going to make your arguments for you...

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:40 | 965274 New_Meat
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"I dont mind feeding the parasites..."

check this out, here in the Commonwealth, where Auntie Zietunie resides:


feeding? OK.  Victoria Secrets?

- Ned

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 02:24 | 965972 Ben Fleeced
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Can you make Mass. a sovreign commonwealth? It would help. 2+?=V

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 21:43 | 965541 ReeferMac
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My god, that's the most brilliant thing I think I've ever heard!

Want a lifetime on the goobermint teat? No problem, let us sterilize you.... Fucking Genius!

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 07:42 | 966143 Surly1
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By which you mean the banksters, correct?

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:47 | 965160 ZerOhead
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Baby formula subsidies... banking sector subsidies... baby formula subsidies... banking subsidies... which to choose... which to choose.

Babies or Bankers.

It's a tough call for some.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:09 | 965204 mnevins2
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Is "All of the above an option?"

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 20:10 | 965338 NumberNone
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It's been the only option for 40 years.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 02:33 | 965981 Ben Fleeced
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You flamed poster for his religious idocy. It pissed me off and made me think you were "on the rag".  There are subjects who want to try independent thought and dn't need to baited into arguments by "superior" intellects.

I too remember when the three generals ruled. ;-)

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 19:23 | 965234 nedwardkelly
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"i heard a clip this morning by obama about having to cut baby formula"

What a fucking atrocious example of 'bad' things to cut. They SHOULD cut subsidies to forumula. There's a healthier alternative and the best news is that mothers bodies produce it FREE!

The only people that the baby formula cuts hurt is the baby formula industry. No surprise there's a politician looking out for them.

Maybe cut the outright subsidies, then just help those unfortunate enough to have issues with natural breast milk, as opposed to anyone that's just too lazy or otherwise to deal with it.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 20:16 | 965351 Fearless Rick
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Mmmmm... malt scotch and breast milk: the Maltease Titty.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 20:21 | 965361 ZerOhead
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Breast is best!

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 00:28 | 965862 ThePhysicist
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Crack whore Obama voters don't produce much milk.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:22 | 965103 slaughterer
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Any bonehead will understand this.  Give it to FoxNews.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:24 | 965108 Hugh G Rection
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Ted Kennedy could have taken that 14shot deficit down in one sip.

Tue, 02/15/2011 - 18:28 | 965118 Cash_is_Trash
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Time to raise the Daniels Ceiling.

Wed, 02/16/2011 - 02:38 | 965982 Ben Fleeced
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Wait(er)ress sandwiches!!!!

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