Jack Daniels Explains The Budget Deficit

Tyler Durden's picture

Still hungover from Saturday to comprehend what happened with the Great Obama Budget presented yesterday? Then this video is for you. Using shot glasses of Jack Daniels it takes just under two minutes to lay out in layman's terms not only the essence of the proposed budget, as well as the "Draconian" cuts contemplated, but also insinuates heavily about the level of blood in the alcoholstream of those government workers who came up with the "50% rise in government revenues over 2 years" assumption.

h/t John

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EvlTheCat's picture

Tee Hee <hiccup>

Miss Expectations's picture

Hiccup cure:

Take one slice of lemon, soak in scotch, dip in sugar.  Bite, suck, convulse. 

Works for me.

New_Meat's picture

Slug of scotch, repeat as necessary

Snidley Whipsnae's picture

Two well made bloody marys followed by enough brew to refloat an abnormal brain...

The state of mind that results should preclude inviting a hyena to lunch... no guarantee though...

Fish Gone Bad's picture

Everything is better when Jack Daniels explains it.  Jack Daniels for President.

Ben Fleeced's picture

Late as usual. Been at my favorite Chineseredneckhiphop80s bar swill'n Bush mills and tsing Tao. Win The Futre is up? How has this poop not collapsed? TPTB can't be this omni potent (potent?) that this poop is still (not grain) goin' on. I just finished partyin' wit the daughter of the most powerful dem in the county. She is now educated and agrees the party sys is irrelevent (sp/drunk). Amerika is wakin'. Thanks gu(rls)ys, Tyler, GW, Regg, William, Snowball... even Harry. w/o y'all I wudnt b able able to make the argument. Anyone take beet beer for ZH membership? I've frozen 32% in gallon bags for 2012 taxes.

papaswamp's picture

Love political math!

10kby2k's picture

 

DDCC --  delay/deny/confuse/convalute   <<<feds mandate

Hedgetard55's picture

I'm still waiting on the certified birth certificate.

sabra1's picture

since when does an antichrist need a birth certificate?

defender's picture

how else will he be able to prove that his number is 666?

ZakuKommander's picture

Soooo OT. Watch the vid again. Both parties are playing games. Don't be one who's fooled into thinking there are massive differences between the two.

Moe Howard's picture

 

I thought he was going around with it taped to his forehead all the time......

BigJim's picture

So...

option i: it turns out Obama IS an American

option ii: it turns out Obama ISN'T an American... and John 'Bomb bomb' McCain is president.

Feel any better now?

I thought not.

Ben Fleeced's picture

Iwas born two months before and it is a certificate of live birth. BIG diiference. senators can certify a certificate. Birthing doctors/nurses an certify a LIVE birth. Sorry 1AM/drunk/sp. Hate yahoo threads!!

apberusdisvet's picture

And I always get junked when I propose that this is all part of a planned agenda.

Ben Fleeced's picture

I drunk junked you. I promise I won't do it again until I'm drunk again.

drink or die's picture

14 shots is about what it takes me to stop caring about such things.

 

Maybe I'm just a worrier though.

Rainman's picture

You must be doing those 3/4 shots. That means you really only drank 10.5 shots. Proceed with 3.5 more......make it an even 4. Worry be gone then.

StychoKiller's picture

Foster Brooks wants to party with you! :>D

mcguire's picture

awesome..  i heard a clip this morning by obama about having to cut baby formula, and shaming us into 'we have to ask ourselves if this is the kind of america we want to become'..  yes, mr. obama, yes we do want to cut baby formula subsidies, this is indeed the america we want to become.. we do not want the american people depending on government for food...

topcallingtroll's picture

I dont mind feeding the parasites if they would only agree to quit reproducing as a condition for not having to work for a living.

MachoMan's picture

What would be wrong with the government paying people to go into clinics and get their reproductive capacities curtailed?  (other than unwittingly giving subsidies to our southern neighbors).

Answer: because the government is designed to create dependents, not help people avoid capture.

If it turns out you want kids, then fine, you go pony up tax money to unkie sam and pay for your own surgery...

Spaceman Spiff's picture

There is some Supreme court case about neutering people.    

 

I think there is a private group that pays the poor drug addicts of this world  a certain sum to get fixed.  I vaguely remember reading about it in the past 1-2 years.

A Nanny Moose's picture

That would make it more difficult to hit our growth numbers and sustain "The Ponz"

Snidley Whipsnae's picture

Some Nazi doctors were prosecuted at the Nuremburg trials after WW2 for doing nutering proceedures.

Watch the old movie 'Judgement at Nuremburg' for some intesting footage. It is a fictional account but based on actual trial transcripts.

aerojet's picture

It wouldn't be neutering, it would be sterilization.  Big difference!  The woman goes in, gets an IUD (the permanent kind) and she can boom boom all she wants after that.

It is completely monstrous, but it is less monstrous than a world of 8 or 10 billion people with barely any other living animal species left except wonderful, poverty-stricken, ignorant humanity.

StychoKiller's picture

So, anyone up for some soylent green?  I'll go fire up the grill...

Ben Fleeced's picture

Great. Post at Population Connection Dr. Mengele.

MachoMan's picture

My proposal is VOLUNTARY.  If you don't offer people enough money, then they're not going to take you up on the offer...  Further, there would be nothing preventing them but money from having their tubes untied...

Now, if you want to make the case that the government controls the macro economy and, ultimately, ensures that large segments of the population do not actually have enough money for children, then I would entertain that idea...  but, I'm not going to make your arguments for you...

New_Meat's picture

tct:

"I dont mind feeding the parasites..."

check this out, here in the Commonwealth, where Auntie Zietunie resides:

http://bostonherald.com/news/politics/view.bg?articleid=1316850

feeding? OK.  Victoria Secrets?

- Ned

Ben Fleeced's picture

Ned,

Can you make Mass. a sovreign commonwealth? It would help. 2+?=V

ReeferMac's picture

My god, that's the most brilliant thing I think I've ever heard!

Want a lifetime on the goobermint teat? No problem, let us sterilize you.... Fucking Genius!

Surly1's picture

By which you mean the banksters, correct?

ZerOhead's picture

Baby formula subsidies... banking sector subsidies... baby formula subsidies... banking subsidies... which to choose... which to choose.

Babies or Bankers.

It's a tough call for some.

mnevins2's picture

Is "All of the above an option?"

NumberNone's picture

It's been the only option for 40 years.

Ben Fleeced's picture

hey.

You flamed poster for his religious idocy. It pissed me off and made me think you were "on the rag".  There are subjects who want to try independent thought and dn't need to baited into arguments by "superior" intellects.

I too remember when the three generals ruled. ;-)

nedwardkelly's picture

"i heard a clip this morning by obama about having to cut baby formula"

What a fucking atrocious example of 'bad' things to cut. They SHOULD cut subsidies to forumula. There's a healthier alternative and the best news is that mothers bodies produce it FREE!

The only people that the baby formula cuts hurt is the baby formula industry. No surprise there's a politician looking out for them.

Maybe cut the outright subsidies, then just help those unfortunate enough to have issues with natural breast milk, as opposed to anyone that's just too lazy or otherwise to deal with it.

Fearless Rick's picture

Mmmmm... malt scotch and breast milk: the Maltease Titty.

ThePhysicist's picture

Crack whore Obama voters don't produce much milk.

slaughterer's picture

Any bonehead will understand this.  Give it to FoxNews.

Hugh G Rection's picture

Ted Kennedy could have taken that 14shot deficit down in one sip.

Cash_is_Trash's picture

Time to raise the Daniels Ceiling.