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January - March FOMC Statement Comparison; No Dissenting Votes

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Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:22 | 1056534 reading
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Might be the best post ever!

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:55 | 1056691 long-shorty
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Dave Rovelli was just "explaining" the VIX to CNBC viewers and told them that if you buy the March 24 call you "only have until Friday" before it expires. Awesome.

That's a "professional" there, kids. Now we see why you should let Cannacord manage all of your money.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:45 | 1056940 AccreditedEYE
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I'm sure good ol' Dave will sell you the contract too. Vol is only sold by the pros cause it's never something that goes up for very long... total bs.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 17:02 | 1057215 long-shorty
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Dunno, but this pro is long both Mar and Apr vol.

I wont even rant if somebody wants to be long the VXX here; the term structure of vol is suddenly quite flat, instead of it's usual "screw the VXX investors" backwardation.

 

Wed, 03/16/2011 - 04:16 | 1059714 Broker NotBroke
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Long straddle ftw!

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:22 | 1056535 whatsinaname
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obviously typed out by some copy-n-paste clerk. dont see Japan mentioned..

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 20:28 | 1056841 Zero Govt
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probably Leo the Canadian clown/crone

PS. if you've lost him TD, sorry, but he deserved an acid bath

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:24 | 1056536 NOTW777
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:"firmer footing"

are you kidding? how much lying can we take

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:29 | 1056573 Misean
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Do you think you are being treated, unfairly? Perhaps a heavy boot to the throat would be preferable to you?

;)

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:34 | 1056610 Dr. Porkchop
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Do you have something you'd rather be doing, Atkinson, than marching up and down the square?

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:44 | 1056641 Sophist Economicus
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Ask and ye shall receive:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLJ8ILIE780

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:33 | 1056591 DonnieD
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"subprime is contained"

apparently we've been taking it for a while.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:48 | 1056649 aint no fortuna...
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perhaps the most monstrous crime in the history of civilization what they're getting away with... and nobody does a fucking thing about it

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 21:10 | 1058266 glenlloyd
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I believe that should read, "subprime will likely be contained..."

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:50 | 1056666 NOTW777
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firmer = better than expected radiation poisoning

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:53 | 1056675 NOTW777
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FCX mar 52.5s only up 370% few days before exp

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:35 | 1056901 Michael
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The Bernank could come right out and say; Yes Fed policy is driving food inflation worldwide causing riots and revolutions but we are monitoring the situation.

Everyone would be like, tell us something we don't already know. But Wall Street and CNBC's jaws would drop saying, what did Bernanke just say?

It's a sick joke our leaders have become.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 16:03 | 1057015 william the bastard
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Fruit inflation

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 17:18 | 1057274 Mark McGoldrick
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Yes Fed policy is driving food inflation worldwide causing riots and revolutions....

 

LIBERTARIAN LUNACY ALERT!

Please explain the spike in grains in 2007/8, before QE and before rates dropped to zero. 

Rice:

http://finviz.com/futures_charts.ashx?t=ZR&p=w1

Wheat:

http://finviz.com/futures_charts.ashx?t=ZW&p=w1

Corn:

http://finviz.com/futures_charts.ashx?t=ZC&p=w1

etc. etc. etc. 

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:23 | 1056540 Dr. Engali
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Don't say blah blah blah when blah will do.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:24 | 1056545 John McCloy
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Wonder if the markets will rally on an already unnecessary Fed statement.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:13 | 1056765 alien-IQ
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Readers Digest version of Fed meeting:

"Kill the dollar. Pass the Gravy. Meeting adjourned".

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:32 | 1056885 Zero Govt
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or "What total bullshit can we come up with this month lads to cover bailing out our bankrupt bum chums in DC and WS ?"

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:24 | 1056546 SDRII
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But "Fed watcher" Liesman says and the apparatchik Pissani say it is an upgrade

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:13 | 1056773 alien-IQ
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he LiesMan

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:24 | 1056547 Spitzer
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King Euro

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:09 | 1056758 pendragon
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on a day when euribors have outperformed eurollars by 10 ticks and euro up on the day. can anyone explain this one to me or maybe just pass me the crack pipe?

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:16 | 1056782 Spitzer
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the dollar is negative on the day

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:25 | 1056548 TruthInSunshine
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Ben 'Blah Blah Blah, QE Virtuous Circle Jerk' Bernanke

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:25 | 1056553 ivars
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:)

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:25 | 1056557 Id fight Gandhi
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When will they print yen? Why not?

Meh.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:10 | 1056755 countryboy42
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When will they print yen?

When China starts outsourcing jobs to the Fed.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:26 | 1056560 Deep
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could not have said it better my self

 

the FED has become a joke

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:52 | 1056669 AZSovreign
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When was it not?? It is truly a blight upon the world.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:27 | 1056561 zaknick
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The triggering of "war pretext incidents" is part of the Pentagon's assumptions. In fact it is an integral part of US military history.(See Richard Sanders, War Pretext Incidents, How to Start a War, Global Outlook, published in two parts, Issues 2 and 3, 2002-2003).

In 1962, the Joint Chiefs of Staff had envisaged a secret plan entitled "Operation Northwoods", to deliberately trigger civilian casualties to justify the invasion of Cuba:

"We could blow up a U.S. ship in Guantanamo Bay and blame Cuba," "We could develop a Communist Cuban terror campaign in the Miami area, in other Florida cities and even in Washington" "casualty lists in U.S. newspapers would cause a helpful wave of national indignation." (See the declassified Top Secret 1962 document titled "Justification for U.S. Military Intervention in Cuba"16 (See Operation Northwoods at http://www.globalresearch.ca/articles/NOR111A.html ).

There is no evidence that the Pentagon or the CIA played a direct role in recent terrorist attacks, including those in Indonesia (2002), India (2001), Turkey (2003) and Saudi Arabia (2003).

According to the reports, the attacks were undertaken by organizations (or cells of these organizations), which operate quite independently, with a certain degree of autonomy. This independence is in the very nature of a covert intelligence operation. The «intelligence asset» is not in direct contact with its covert sponsors. It is not necessarily cognizant of the role it plays on behalf of its intelligence sponsors.

The fundamental question is who is behind them? Through what sources are they being financed? What is the underlying network of ties?

For instance, in the case of the 2002 Bali bomb attack, the alleged terrorist organization Jemaah Islamiah had links to Indonesia's military intelligence (BIN), which in turn has links to the CIA and Australian intelligence.

The December 2001 terrorist attacks on the Indian Parliament --which contributed to pushing India and Pakistan to the brink of war-- were allegedly conducted by two Pakistan-based rebel groups, Lashkar-e-Taiba ("Army of the Pure") and Jaish-e-Muhammad ("Army of Mohammed"), both of which according to the Council on Foreign Relations (CFR) are supported by Pakistan's ISI. (Council on Foreign Relations at http://www.terrorismanswers.com/groups/harakat2.html , Washington 2002).

What the CFR fails to acknowledge is the crucial relationship between the ISI and the CIA and the fact that the ISI continues to support Lashkar, Jaish and the militant Jammu and Kashmir Hizbul Mujahideen (JKHM), while also collaborating with the CIA. (For further details see Michel Chossudovsky, Fabricating an Enemy, March 2003, http://www.globalresearch.ca/articles/CHO301B.html )

A 2002 classified outbrief drafted to guide the Pentagon "calls for the creation of a so-called 'Proactive, Pre-emptive Operations Group'  (P2OG), to launch secret operations aimed at "stimulating reactions" among terrorists and states possessing weapons of mass destruction -- that is, for instance, prodding terrorist cells into action and exposing themselves to 'quick-response' attacks by U.S. forces." (William Arkin, The Secret War, The Los Angeles Times, 27 October 2002)

The P2OG initiative is nothing new. It essentially extends an existing apparatus of covert operations. Amply documented, the CIA has supported terrorist groups since the Cold War era. This  "prodding of terrorist cells" under covert intelligence operations often requires the infiltration and training of the radical groups linked to Al Qaeda.

In this regard, covert support by the US military and intelligence apparatus has been channeled to various Islamic terrorist organizations through a complex network of intermediaries and intelligence proxies. In the course of the 1990s, agencies of the US government have collaborated with Al Qaeda in a number of covert operations, as confirmed by a 1997 report of the Republican Party Committee of the US Congress. (See US Congress, 16 January 1997, http://www.globalresearch.ca/articles/DCH109A.html ). In fact during the war in Bosnia US weapons inspectors were working with Al Qaeda operatives, bringing in large amounts of weapons for the Bosnian Muslim Army.

In other words, the Clinton Administration was "harboring terrorists". Moreover, official statements and intelligence reports confirm links between US military-intelligence units and Al Qaeda operatives, as occurred in Bosnia (mid 1990s), Kosovo (1998-99) and Macedonia (2001).(See See Michel Chossudovsky, War and Globalisation, The Truth behind September 11, Global Outlook, 2003, Chapter 3, http://globalresearch.ca/globaloutlook/truth911.html )

The Bush Administration and NATO had links to Al Qaeda in Macedonia. And this happened barely a few weeks before September 11, 2001, Senior U.S. military advisers from a private mercenary outfit on contract to the Pentagon, were fighting alongside Mujahideen in the terrorist attacks on the Macedonian Security forces. This is documented by the Macedonian press and statements made by the Macedonian authorities. (See Michel Chossudovsky, op cit). The U.S. government and the Islamic Militant Network were working hand in glove in supporting and financing the National Liberation Army (NLA), which was involved in the terrorist attacks in Macedonia.

 

booo!

Al-Qaeda, bitches!

 

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article5428.htm

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:48 | 1056656 william the bastard
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michele carouso cabrerra (hate bitches w hyphenated names) looks like see had a face transplant.

 

It don't help bitch! You can't fix stupid!

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:56 | 1056697 disabledvet
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very passionate.  she should stop trying to be one with the detractors--her mind and her means of expression seem far from broken to me.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:26 | 1056563 TradingJoe
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I guess a nuke accident is not enough for the FEDsters to stop lying! Would not wonder to see a green close today, what a joke!

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:28 | 1056568 rickA
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short the farking pump

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:27 | 1056571 kornholio
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this fucked up stock market will be green before 4 oclock,,,unfucking believable...

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:33 | 1056600 buzzsaw99
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un - i don't think that prefix means what you think it means.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:33 | 1056603 Cash_is_Trash
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There is no market. It's a casino and the house always wins.

Data are manipulated by auditors, exchanges move the goal posts with higher margins, rates don't float freely, etc.

What most people call 'investing' is simply speculation in game you can't possibly benefit from honestly.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:21 | 1056801 EscapeKey
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I think it will end down around 90 points. Allowing it to finish green will appear suspicious, so the PPT will probably enter on the sellside for a change.

Then, tomorrow, when nuclear disaster is fully priced in, the market will be ramped 200 points on slightly better than expected (manipulated) payroll data.

Interestingly, however, the DXY is now negative. It was up significantly earlier today.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:28 | 1056845 IEVI
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At what point will the "uncanny stockmarket valley" be reached and investors bolt from the sheer unbelievabilty.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:22 | 1056815 alien-IQ
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I think I'm gonna puke.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:33 | 1056575 Cognitive Dissonance
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Bob Pisani is creaming his jeans live on CNBC. He said "That's an upgrade" after reading a few sentences from the Fed statement.

It's like watching your neighbors kid at the school play. You understand he's just a kid and you like your neighbor. But you just cringe as the 8 year old trips over his tunic for the 5th time. And yet there's you neighbor oblivious to it all, smiling from ear to ear while filming the entire disaster for posterity. You just know he's going to pull that video out come your visit next Christmas.

Yes Bob, we are so proud of your little monster.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:32 | 1056597 Misean
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It's more like watching Yosemite Sam stomping explosives under the floor boards of his house, as Bugs keeps handing him ever more powerfull containers to push into the hole. You know a match is coming soon, but he just keeps stomping away...

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:21 | 1056816 duncecap rack
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You know I kind of read the changes as an upgrade. I think they might be getting ready to pack up the printer for a month or two at the end of June. Does nobody else read it this way? Oh by the way I'm not saying I think the economy is anywhere near healthy I'm just trying to deconstruct the fedspeak.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:55 | 1056988 Cognitive Dissonance
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It's quite plausible. In order for the Fed to extend this game out much further they need to regain some credibility. That means putting the printer away and biting the bullet......until the little piggies squeal and ask for more milk from the Fed teat.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:22 | 1056822 Alienated Serf
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you think that sucks CD?  try watching nickteen with trav and the kids.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:52 | 1056980 Cognitive Dissonance
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LOL

The pain must be unbelievable.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:31 | 1056578 Raynja
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So I'm assuming "stable inflation expectations" means we all are and have been expecting high inflation

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:49 | 1056958 EscapeKey
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Stable inflation expectations - for the elite.

As they only use 0.1% of their income on food and energy, they will be just fine.

The rest of us will just have to eat iPad's.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:31 | 1056580 cossack55
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"No dissenting votes". Reports going around of seeing Hank Paulson entering building with large bulge under suitjacket.

Other reports state he has no bulge under suitpants.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 20:28 | 1058037 Zero Govt
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if you flip Paulsons head there's a Falcon on the back i heard somewhere recently... weird !

....don't know where these rumours start

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:31 | 1056581 Cash_is_Trash
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Word 2003 bitchez; will catch unlected ringleaders in their tracks.

But when will this make mainstream? Neva!

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:31 | 1056582 TruthInSunshine
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Bob Pisani, Steve Liesman, Jimmy Cramer, all preparing the sheep for delousing.

Come on in. The water's nice and warm. Fukushima swimming pool FTMFW.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:31 | 1056586 The Axe
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If you ever wanted a reason NOT to trade equites- AND THE MARKET IS NOT FIXED!!!   Its today....Japan is falling in the ocean...down 15% in two trading days...so buy...hahaha

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:31 | 1056587 entendance
Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:35 | 1056604 curbyourrisk
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I can't comment on this thread.  My head is already close to exploding....

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:54 | 1056680 william the bastard
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It's easier to smoke crack when you use a pipe.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:59 | 1056703 disabledvet
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safer, too....so i'm told of course....

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:24 | 1056832 tmosley
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I see, so you were a crack baby as well.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:36 | 1056616 buzzsaw99
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you just know this rally is coming out of bernanke's bunghole.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 16:50 | 1057183 mynhair
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Always seems to happen on Berskank spew days.  Flighty shorts get fleeced.

Though this one seemed to go 2 S&P points better than expected.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:38 | 1056620 max2205
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Feels like the Fed has control of the market now....except for a mushroom cloud over Tokyo, nothing is going to stop them from new highs again here

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:37 | 1056621 The Axe
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computer say dollar much weak then the opening----so BUY!!!!!

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:37 | 1056623 Milton Waddams
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They undoubted spent weeks debating the proper coordination of conjunctions.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:39 | 1056624 Instant Karma
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SSDD= Same Shit Different Day? (I don't normally cuss). Sorry.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:56 | 1056687 william the bastard
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WWMEED?

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:39 | 1056625 10kby2k
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BTF gap down D

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:38 | 1056627 JW n FL
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That red line revision is fucking hilarious!

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:42 | 1056633 JR
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The economy at the moment is based on printing and debt. Once this stops, it can’t breathe on its own.  This is not going well for the Fed.  It eventually will end with the removal of the Fed from the government.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:48 | 1056651 Misean
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At this point, it's going to end in utter ruin.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:22 | 1056814 JR
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Yes, it’s going to end in utter ruin - of their captured financial system.  And that is the day this nation will be economically free.

It looks to me like Bernanke’s trying to prevent a stock market collapse.  With all the bad news piling in, it gives the appearance of water building up behind a dam. With the debt at $14 trillion, and with the cost of the rebuilding of Japan from its current devastation estimated to be in the hundreds of billions, we can begin to get an idea of just how economy-boggling $14 trillion is. It’s a number you can’t wrap your arms around, and yet the Fed is “dealing” with the number.

And they’ve got an administration that just cannot hold back on this overflow spending.  Both party leaderships expect that the budget can’t be brought into balance for up to 20 years from now!  These people are abject criminals.

Everybody’s going to pay with higher and higher gas prices, higher food prices, higher energy prices, unemployment, houses dropping, rents dropping, purchasing power dropping...  These people, these Sarah Bloom Raskins, don’t have the answer; the only answer that they have is to reward their friends.  And that ain’t enough to save the country!

There is a point where it ends.  And $14 trillion takes you to the bottom of the hole. And the hole does have a bottom.  Nothing in the world that is manmade goes on forever.  Sarah and Ben and their FOMC are just driving it deeper… and deeper... and deeper... 

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:33 | 1056889 Misean
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"Yes, it’s going to end in utter ruin - of their captured financial system."

They're gonna take all of us with them. At this point the snap will break too much.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 17:37 | 1057350 JR
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Bernanke is wiping out the 99.9 to benefit the one-tenth of one percent. 

A slight hike in a $26,000 401(k) invested in a rising stock market isn’t going to appease the natives who are expending the bulk of their income on indiscretionaries such as insurance for health care, drugs, cars and houses; food; heat; gasoline; car repair, property taxes; credit card interest; bank fees; college tuition, business supplies, and taxes/SS  - with stagnant wages or declining small business income and 0% return on savings. 

Methinks the natives are getting restless ;  fortunately, the bankers appear to be overwhelmingly outnumbered. :))

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:42 | 1056635 baby_BLYTHE
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Man, this shit isn't worth it.

When I get home I am drinking a 5th of Absolute and smoking a few bowls.

It sure is wonderful to know that I will spend my adulthood in a 3rd world economic hell-hole!

You cannot make this stuff up anymore.

Why aren't people in the streets?

Do we need to lose another 8 million jobs and get 40% U-6 before it starts?

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:47 | 1056652 Johnny Lawrence
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Well said.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:49 | 1056658 ziggy59
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green...baby..green giant shoots

 

nevermind the 3rd largest country's economy may start glowing...Crap, Nothing But Crap says its so..so its SO...soooooooo

and the FED(who aint fedup of the FED lies and sheeit?)  propergander..own the the proper outlets and you control the gander

 

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:52 | 1056668 Cash_is_Trash
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Banana Republic, baby.

And no, we won't be wearing the khakis, we'll be sewing them together.

But it's all good because we'll be at full employment.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:54 | 1056677 AbandonShip
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Want people in the streets?  Just take away their bread (food stamps) and circuses (American Idol, ESPN, etc.).  Until that happens let the games continue.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 16:36 | 1057136 Joeman34
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I suggest a monster spliff...

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:47 | 1056653 Freddie Krugerrand
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Do you think that, once the Meeting Minutes are released, we'll see the word "Japan" in there somewhere???

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:49 | 1056662 More_sellers_th...
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CNBC has become unwatchable! That idiot cramer this morning says hey we are only down 2 percent thats nothing...then the market rallies 150 points and in the same fucking day says he is a buyer here....wtf ?? what an asshole...the fed and their minions on tv can stick their ponzi up their collective asses ... ive had enough... from now on its Three's Company reruns on tv all day and ZH on the laptop.

 

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:59 | 1056702 Misean
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Jumpin' jeehosafats man! Get a grip! NO ONE can take that much 3's company! It's suicide man!

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:59 | 1056707 baby_BLYTHE
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Cramer told RON PAUL that WE MUST BOW to the IMF's Wishes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm9dXWQEQPQ

MUST!

Cramer is a real piece of work and a beta male, loser!

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:04 | 1056727 defn8Dog
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You don't want to miss Daring Rovel's feature on Japanese baseball.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:13 | 1056774 sdmjake
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I'm gonna let you in on a little secret... It's all a misunderstanding based on overhearing the wrong thing and the landlord has a wild imagination. (Now that I think about it, 3s Company is kinda similiar to a Fed Meeting sans the sweet 70's cans)

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:23 | 1056827 More_sellers_th...
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mmmmmmmm....sweet 70's cans

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:55 | 1056985 EscapeKey
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CNBC has been unwatchable since 2008. It's been unbearable since 2009. It's made me welcome the apocalypse since 2010. And I think you're pretty much their last viewer.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:49 | 1056663 Johnny Lawrence
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Something definitely is going on.  2- and 5-year Treasuries are in the red.  Corporate bonds appear to be in the red too.  Market rallying.  The "risk-on" trade seems to be back on.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:56 | 1056689 NOTW777
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check FCX

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 17:21 | 1057284 bingaling
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It is risk on because the japanese govt has basically shut down the news to save the economy . Fuck the people we must save the economy . Now imagine the same thing anywhere in the world . That is Globalism , that is the new world order . Run by .001 percent of the population who probably don't realize they are 100% pure satanists or maybe they do realize it and they have so much fuck you money they could care less .

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:51 | 1056664 Instant Karma
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All is well. Nothing to see. Continue shopping. Go to work. All is well.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:53 | 1056679 Dr. Porkchop
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Good buying opportunities for silver and gold today, perhaps even over the next couple if it keeps selling. Once the panic is over and the certainty of QE  forever sets in.
Tue, 03/15/2011 - 16:12 | 1057052 chunga
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I avoid all the complexities of financial markets quite simply. I don't have much money - easy as that. In the spirit of contributing to Project Mayhem I'll cheerfully accept advice on how to go about purchasing physical silver. Canadian Maple Leafs sure are pretty. My preference would be to walk into a store, furnish my name (cash) and walk out. Maybe a kind soul could refer me to a link here as I assume it's come up before. (Anti-Junk suit zippered and buttoned up tight.)

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 16:43 | 1057162 What_Me_Worry
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If you want the best price possible, you'll have to deal online using some form of electronic payment.  Otherwise, just call a few coin stores in your area and ask them how much for rolls.

You missed the boat for getting deals, though.  Ebay, using bing cashback(plus others), coupled with people who still didn't realize the value of their lots made for some amazing deals.  You could pick up the numi coins for their melt and bullion for 10-25% off melt.  You could even buy eagle/maple rolls at melt, if patient.

I stopped trying.  Best I can ever find is probably 5-7% off melt, and even that's rare now.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 17:05 | 1057225 chunga
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Thank you! Just got my feet wet with a few dozen Maple Leafs. What's interesting to me is I bought from a place my kids recommended. They are in their twenties (I started early as I just squeak into the Generation X crowd). They aren't into video game toys but they fear something bad is "right around the corner". Like many, they can't quite put their finger on exactly what it is...but are leary about the future. They hate banks and so do many of their friends and they are not left wing greenies that default to that position.

They know what a Credit Default Swap is for Gawd sakes...kids these days...

When I was that age I was worried mostly about beer and pot and could roll one up in a jiffy with a 16 oz. can of beer on top of my head. I'm going to learn more and stock up. If at the very least I get to do my part and toss one in JPM's fanny in the tiniest of ways I'll be happy. Thanks again! I appreciate it!

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:55 | 1056681 mogul rider
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Since the army is broke the only way to fight the fictional terrorist is to fukk with the economies of all nations by exporting the Chairsatan toilet paper.

Why couldn't the japanese disaster happen to the Fed. You know I think they are gonn apush people to revolution here in the US.

19 days is all we need, just like Egypt.

You can feel the world's frustrations with the elites. One dipshit GOP/DEMon is gonna fukk with us the wrong the way and she'll blow.

 

Just watch this year

 

 

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 14:54 | 1056684 LostWages
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Not to worry, Nobama  all over it (golf and Bball brackets-that is).  Maybe he going to challenge the whacky Qadaffy to a skins game with a free-throw tie breaker.  Winner gets Libya.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:03 | 1056714 TruthInSunshine
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Looks like even POMO and Fed Speak Tuesday may go limp.

Witching 3 o'clock hour has arrived. I see dead money.

No mention of Japan in ChairSatan's empty words. If they're as attentive to Japan as they are to inflation, they will mention Japan in 2014.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:01 | 1056720 element115
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Ramp those bids, monkeys. I predict a ramp right up to 15 minutes, then the Red Bull/Monster/Crank wears off and we close down.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:06 | 1056740 Sophist Economicus
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Or, could be part of a retracement up to the 1300 mark over the next 24 to 48 hours....

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:36 | 1056896 baby_BLYTHE
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I am drinking Red Bull right now.

Red Bull + Jager.

Gives You Wings, bitchez!

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 16:16 | 1057076 LFMayor
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Baby, was that avatar pic supposed to be you?  Because if you drink as much as you say you do, I'm betting you look more like Ann Wilson.

And if you're as young as you say you are, you can google that and see what I'm inferring.

But I wonder if you're either.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 16:55 | 1057198 mynhair
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Hey!  Ann has nothing on Kirstie before NTRI!

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 17:05 | 1057206 baby_BLYTHE
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Yes, it is me.

I know, I know, It's Bad pic.

I can never seem to take one that looks any good scaled down for ZH standards ;)

EDIT: I just googled her. She is 61 and looks like she had her face sliced and diced at least a dozen times. yuck!

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:10 | 1056753 dannyadornato
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Don't worry we can print as much as you need and there is free $ 1,000,000 t-bills to the first 1500 peple in line, stay calm carry on..........

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:10 | 1056756 Boilermaker
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REITs now positive...

You just can't make this stuff up.

I guess SPG, VNO, BXP, etc have no exposure to Japanese office and commercial real estate.

Truly an astounding display of in-yo-face jacking.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:28 | 1056853 nobusiness
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No one has exposure to the 3rd largest economy.  It is amazing.  Must be the use of derivatives?

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:33 | 1056891 Boilermaker
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It's so unbelievably pathetic that it's actually funny.  This is like your girlfriend claiming she isn't cheating WHILE she's screwing her boyfriend IN FRONT OF YOU.

I just give up.  This is nothing more cartoonish bullshit at this point.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 17:27 | 1057304 Almost Solvent
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Except this gal looks like a fish and smells like a turd and the dude is actually a gigolo ready to bolt the moment her funds run out.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 16:06 | 1057033 EscapeKey
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GS have insured their exposure with JPM, and JPM with GS. Problem solved.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:33 | 1056884 Sophist Economicus
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As long as their debt is being bought and/or marked to cost, or they just walk away from properties you won't get any satisfaction shorting these....The cards are closely held

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:35 | 1056902 Boilermaker
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In other words, it's a total fraud.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:42 | 1056911 Sophist Economicus
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To quote a cartoon character:

"Hmmmm, it's a possibility...."

 

THey cannot let the commercial property veneer crack -- doomsday.   It ultimately will, but pretend and extend is still alive for now....

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:57 | 1056994 Boilermaker
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Which makes it a total fraud.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 16:09 | 1057042 Sophist Economicus
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If you don't believe in an eventual recovery of commercial real estate, it sure is.    If you think this is a 'transitory' rough patch, you could argue this method is sort of a 'public good'...a fraud, but a 'good fraud' - if there is such a thing

I shorted these in 2007 - I wouldn't touch them now.   The FED et al are too involved with some of the paper at this point

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:17 | 1056791 ziggy59
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the goldilocks takedown..just right..a tweak here and there..not too much to cause the 'masters' to end up dangling, or the media zitz to 'poked' and 'prodded' by the no longer middle but broke class..drip..drip.. drip...and the great chess board game continues

 

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:19 | 1056797 Brahms Third Racket
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Gee, I'm so impressed with the strength of our free market today that I can't decide whether to finally buy stocks or go to Phoenix and offer a 2006 price for a house. 

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:21 | 1056812 ghostfaceinvestah
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looks like we might just get a green close.

this is worse than the internet bubble.  if/when qe ends, it is going to be a disaster.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:22 | 1056813 Cow
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and Richard "The Dissenter" Fisher said "              ".  <crickets>

 

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:24 | 1056826 ziggy59
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ha ha ha...dow down 97 points  and they get away with this sheeeit

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:33 | 1056892 More_sellers_th...
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why not close green?  Armegeddon like destruction...no problem...3rd largest economy offline...no problem...middle east on fire...no problem...its unbelievable, what could possibly make this market go down?  Ive seen bigger dips for no reason at all...This is typical... we will rally to unch... and then when the news cycle is over we rally size because the news is over, but we never went down...it really is a crime scene

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 16:04 | 1057018 defn8Dog
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What if this whole thing is related to Ben starting a Cialis regimen in July?

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:25 | 1056834 BKGuy
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the last two days of price action in the US reeks of manipulation...rest of the world is off 5-15% and we're going to make it out at 1-2%.
Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:26 | 1056839 John McCloy
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Magic Fed Bucks

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:28 | 1056844 BKGuy
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Liquidity is one thing, coordinated buys are something totally different.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:31 | 1056867 John McCloy
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I am telling ya..the big banks have a gentlemans agreement not to sell. Somewhere in their sick mind they believe if they bring the markets back to 2008 levels they can fool the public into thinking Bernanke & Obama are saviors and we made money on these bailouts. 2 years now were going on this marking up of stock prices. 

     We all see what happens when any volume is brought to the markets...they take the elevator down. Meanwhile they hope and pray and let HFT's volley the same shares back and forth at marked up prices. 

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:45 | 1056934 BKGuy
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"I am telling ya..the big banks have a gentlemans agreement not to sell."

 

Agree 100%

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:51 | 1056970 John McCloy
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  They have become even Biggerer to Fail just buy accumulating shares and they will resort to more financial terrorism by destroying the markets if Ben takes away the candy. more 

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 17:53 | 1057419 John Law Lives
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You could be right.  Good luck to them re. finding suckers to buy their shares in the future.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:25 | 1056842 Johnny Lawrence
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Amazing.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:29 | 1056858 ziggy59
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this will send the markets down 300-400..

03-15 15:04: Apple delays launch of iPad 2 in Japan, WSJ reports

 

 

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:29 | 1056860 DeweyLeon
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Jesus, they are really gonna have the market at par by close.

Incredible. 

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:32 | 1056868 nobusiness
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I think I see the pattern now.

 

Pro's short overnight.  Retail smuck like me goes short when market opens.  Pro's cover all day. screw the little guy.

repeat

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:41 | 1056923 Sophist Economicus
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BINGO!   THat spiking action you're seeing now - that's weak handed shorts covering big time...The down 'mo' is gone for now..

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 17:14 | 1057255 mynhair
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I'm seeing at least a 50% retrace from the low the last few days, and using that for a TZA entry.  Missed the TZA low by 53 cents today.  It works until it doesn't.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 17:23 | 1057297 Sophist Economicus
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I'm not a trader - more of a scrounger of the 'unloved' (like nattygas), but am feathering in a few TZAs too, to satisfy my gambling itch  - of course, this means I'll have my ass handed to me and sell right before the Russell turns down again

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:32 | 1056871 Boilermaker
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LOL, you know, you always think that you've seen it all.

But, this is truly one of the most laughable and fucked up attempts at propoganda I have ever seen in my 38 years on this planet.

This is an unmitigated fucking joke.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:35 | 1056895 the not so migh...
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hehehehehe

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:36 | 1056908 Misean
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It would be natural for pressure in the system to be released at a time like this. That Benny and the boys won't even allow a little release indicates something of the seriousness of their alleged control.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:39 | 1056916 Johnny Lawrence
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So what does everyone think Bernanke is doing right now?  Is the Fed buying, or is he telling the PDs to buy?

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:47 | 1056945 Sophist Economicus
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Shorts are doing this all by themselves...

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:58 | 1056999 Johnny Lawrence
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Interesting...maybe that's why we're seeing accelerated selling into the close?  Maybe the shorts covered, and then the selling resumed?

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 16:15 | 1057066 Sophist Economicus
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Shorts were bailing for sure.   Might be some folks positioning themselves for a wave up tomorrow too.   But usually when you see that parabolic (up) or water fall (down) movement, you can bet fear and or greed is actively at play...

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 16:17 | 1057077 EscapeKey
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What shorts? Short interest is the lowest it's been for years, afaik.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 16:39 | 1057141 Sophist Economicus
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I think a bunch of yo-yos piled in this morning waiting for the 'big one', and got their head handed to them. Watched NFLX today - green the whole day.   Shorties were squeezed big time...

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 17:17 | 1057262 mynhair
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Shorts from the prior close.  Just like today and 6 mins into AH.

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