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January - March FOMC Statement Comparison; No Dissenting Votes

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Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:49 | 1056953 JR
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I think the Fed, the PPT, is buying.

But I don’t think today is the last word. The economy is going to have the last word and of that I am positive.  The economy is the buyers, the consumers, the taxpayers; they have the last word.  If you squash them, they squash you.  These FOMC people may be greedy, they may be criminal, but they are also stupid.

The Fed is not the economy.  They can’t just say things are better and in recovery, and then they are. It's just a statement. 

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 17:56 | 1057435 velobabe
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learning of all of this, only lately, i thought to myself these people are stupid. UGLY actors is all, they are.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:50 | 1056954 Sub Dude
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I guess I'm inflation now…

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 15:50 | 1056966 AcidRastaHead
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Curiously no mention of the fact the Treasury is almost out of cash, reported yesterday by ZH.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 16:04 | 1057017 orangedrinkandchips
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You have to hand it to Tyler, I mean everyone thinks they are funny and they are but you have to admit he's better.  I mean it's like we share the same reality-based mind....shit...we all do.


So fucking glad it is NOT just me.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 16:21 | 1057090 LFMayor
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You have herpes too?  What a relief!

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 16:32 | 1057120 orangedrinkandchips
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reminds me of a joke, and honestly, as an 11 year old, it took me a few years to understand but one of my favorites...

this slutty high-school chic comes home from school one day...

Daughter: "ma.....uh....I got a case of The Clap at school".

Mom:(doenst even look up from the soaps) "good! put it in the fridge, your dad will drink anything".





Tue, 03/15/2011 - 16:33 | 1057122 orangedrinkandchips
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Tue, 03/15/2011 - 16:21 | 1057089 baby_BLYTHE
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S A ME s h i t D if f e r e n t D A Y

*sigh* all too true.

It plays like a broken record.

Here I am the one complaining. Most of you folks have children and a family to worry about. Life just gets better and better...

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 16:40 | 1057145 Mach1513
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Tue, 03/15/2011 - 16:49 | 1057181 John Law Lives
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It is a remarkable thing to watch the manipulation in the US markets:

Soaring energy costs around the world are hurting consumers = check

Record food prices around the world are hurting consumers = check

Widespread instability in MENA = check

Devastation of Biblical proportions in Japan (3rd largest economy) = check

Nikkei Index is devastated over last two days = check

US corporate profits at near record highs and due for correction = check

The Ben Bernank running the printing press 24/7 = The trump card

100% Ponzi scam

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 17:16 | 1057263 css1971
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It is a remarkable thing to watch the manipulation in the US markets:


Meh. You think this is new? Same for 400 years. It ain't going to stop even when there's a single world currency.


Tue, 03/15/2011 - 17:48 | 1057391 John Law Lives
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<<<  Meh. You think this is new? Same for 400 years. >>>

I have no doubt there has been market intervention in the past, but this is extreme.  At least the markets were allowed to fall when they were overextended.  This is ridiculous.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 17:42 | 1057371 JR
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And there you have it: Ben owns the printing press.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 17:23 | 1057290 P-K4
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For all the committee's efforts and education, I have come to realize they are not smarter than a  5th grader. The 5th grader runs circles around them in terms of overall contributions to mankind.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 17:29 | 1057324 bunkermeatheadp...
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Glenn Beck is giving an economic course during his show today, explaining trendlines, etc. It's hilarious.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 17:44 | 1057375 velobabe
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paper rock scissors

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 18:42 | 1057624 Freewheelin Franklin
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Fuck me. Plosser voted for it? We are all really fucked, now. Not a single inflation hawk left in the entire Fed system, huh?


Hoenig, maybe? He doesn't vote?

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 19:35 | 1057826 Bansters-in-my-...
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"life just gets better and better"


And then you die.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 19:45 | 1057873 Bansters-in-my-...
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Did no one tell the Fucking Bernank that inflation is theft...? You fucking Pig-Dog Bernanke. Read what Allan Fuck Tard Greenspan says about the Gold Standard and inflation.

He says that pesky gold gets in the way of robbing you yhrough inflation.

Gold bad...Inflation Good...Allan Greenspud.

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 21:07 | 1058252 TwoShortPlanks
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With no mention of economic risks both current and long-term relating to recent catastrophic events, that document reads as though it was prepared weeks or months earlier...I wonder if there are other [Chinese] pressures afoot???

Does anyone get what I'm saying here; it's as if this thing was agreed upon and there can be no deviation to an earlier mandate...ignore latest developments...that's very Chinese ya-know!

Tue, 03/15/2011 - 21:10 | 1058278 glenlloyd
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This will probably what we're goin to get from here on out, to deviate from this would probably send people into a tizzy. They've found the recipe now they're going to work it for all it's worth.

Why read it, they're just douchebags

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