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Japan Resumes Hyprintspeed Part 2: Presenting.... One QUADRILLION

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Part 2 of our "Japan resumes hyprintspeed speed" series comes courtesy of The Privateer's Bill Buckler who has discovered that quadrillion is the new black.

The latest projections from the Japanese Finance Ministry regarding the fiscal year which started on April 1 make for sobering reading. They say that Japan’s “public” (funded) debt will probably rise by 5.8 percent this year - to 997.7 TRILLION Yen ($US 12.2 TRILLION at current exchange rates). Should these projections be even slightly on the optimistic side - and government financial projections always are - then Japan could easily be looking at a public debt of 1,000 TRILLION Yen by March 31, 2012.

There is another way of expressing 1,000 TRILLION. It is the same as ONE QUADRILLION.

The sheer magnitude of these numbers has long been a talking point for the watchers of international finance. Now, they are becoming very nervous indeed. The OECD has recently “urged” the Japanese government to “do something” about their deficits, especially in the wake of the earthquake disaster. Noting that Japanese sovereign debt is about to hit 204 percent of GDP, they suggested that Japan’s current sales tax be “at least” doubled from its present 5 percent to 10 percent. The Japanese Foreign Ministry politely declined to comment on this suggestion, contenting themselves with assuring the OECD that - “We will continue to work to maintain and secure trust in Japanese government bonds.”

At this, a line from Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead comes to mind: "Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?" While this has been mostly a rhetorical question over the ages, G7 central planners are set to provide a definitive answer very soon.

(and people worry about the "bubble" in precious metals)


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Sun, 05/01/2011 - 03:29 | 1225074 efiniti
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paper raised the fifteenth power bitchez!

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 04:56 | 1225117 WaterWings
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Akihito is buck naked!

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:18 | 1225429 Tortfeasor
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TG is demonstrating Poe's Law in action.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:19 | 1225439 Honeywell
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Texas Dungslinger. 

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:36 | 1225465 unky
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I would bet my ass Bernanke, Geithner, Blankfine, Dimon and so on are also deeply christians... since they are doing Gods work

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:53 | 1225504 Texas Gunslinger
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Blankfein is actually a Jew, and works for a bank called Goldman Sacks.  You probably haven't heard of it since they don't have national branches, but it is probably the single most evil institution on Earth (besides Kentucky Fried Chicken). I have to run now, but you (and everyone here) should Google "Goldman Sacks" and you will be amazed at what goes on at that institution!  They are uncommonly wicked given their small size and many have suggested they are largely responsible for much of the financial chaos that has occurred worldwide!  Not just the USA.

And, what sort of name is Blankfein?  Hint: not Christian.  He even was quoted once as saying he was doing "Banking for the Lord" which should be an instant clue that he is infested with the spirit of the DEVIL. 

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:57 | 1225510 Sancho Ponzi
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I'd bet my account balances you are neither a Texan, nor a gunslinger. C'mon, prove me wrong.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 15:00 | 1225777 whstlblwr
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Texas is tiresome anti-semite troll, not even clever writing. Go back to waste your time on Yahoo boards.

Texas troll, this is what is from bible. "You cannot serve God and Money." (Matthew 6:24) See also Luke 16:13)

better sell your silver.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 15:33 | 1225806 davebrik99
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Am I an anti-semite if I point out the basis for support of Obama, the media, Hollywood, the Fed and banking companies  is  SOROS, Geithner, Emanuel, Summers, Nusbaum, Berger, Eisenstat, Axelrod, Rouse, Lew, Steinberg, Orszag, Shapiro, Suthpen, Sunstein, Ratner, Browner, Stern, Bernanke, Moran, Berstein, Cohn, Warsh,  etc etc etc ....... enough for conjecture???  my bad!!!

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 17:05 | 1225958 CH1
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Ah, "good cop bad cop" - you guys work together well.

I bet you get lots of people to waste their time and energy on your bullshit.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 18:06 | 1226026 whstlblwr
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No, not anti-semite, just show ignorance with illogic argument. Basis of support? Christian list longer, you can look up yourself. Jewish people work banking, but corruption's equal religion employer. Distraction to make Jews the evil, takes away focus from real problem.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 12:07 | 1225529 TIMMAYYY
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I googled "Goldman Sacks" and nothing came up. they must be pretty mysterious if they are not even on google.


Next time you try and peg a religions down with the actions of the few please go apologise to your parents for what a failure you have become.


I think your missing the 'poop'e being there is an evil corporation.


At least the Banks show their real intention of stealing our money and don't hide behind a deity.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 12:07 | 1225533 unky
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i googled goldman sacks and it came up with this:, LOL

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 12:25 | 1225564 msamour
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you may had typed it wrong. I got About 20,000,000 results

(0.14 seconds) when I googled it. There is plenty about goldman sucks out there, and I am certain they are not too happy with some of the content.
Sun, 05/01/2011 - 15:28 | 1225808 davebrik99
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Try  Goldman SACHS!!

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 16:16 | 1225893 In Fed We Trust
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I was able to find this site.


This obscure auther was able to prove that Goldman Sachs cornered the subprime market in 2008.  When they position, it would be enough to drag the market into a crash. 

As long as this little fact is never addressed, every other infraction by GS is fucking trival in the grand scheme of things.


Why Tyler chooses to focus on these trival issues instead of the conspriacy to crash the market thru subprime, seems to amaze me. 



Sun, 05/01/2011 - 17:15 | 1225965 likesfood
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maybe google "Gold ManSachs", because that is what they have.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 12:25 | 1225561 Missing_Link
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TG, please don't post here any more.  I'm a Texan and a Tea Partier and you make both groups look mind-numbingly stupid.

I don't know if you really are this dumb or if you're a liberal out to make Christians, Texans, and Tea Partiers look like idiots.

Either way, cut it with all the idiotic posts.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 12:52 | 1225595 3.7.77
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If the shoe fits...

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:06 | 1225624 Hugh G Rection
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you really are this dumb or if you're a liberal out to make Christians, Texans, and Tea Partiers look like idiots


Ding, Ding, Ding! We have a winner!  If anyone doesn't understand TX Dungslinger is a troll they deserve to be offended.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 14:27 | 1225734 Dr. Porkchop
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He's the Christian version of Hamy. Don't be so easily fooled people.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 18:36 | 1226080 greenbear
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Nothing Christian about TG.  More like "Christian" Identity.  Or Roman Catholic, the original "Christian" Jew-haters.  It's not possible for true Christians to hate the Jews.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 02:37 | 1228414 d_senti
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Though apparently "true Christians" such as yourself can hate on us Catholics. There was a great deal of anti-semitism in the Western world for centuries. The Catholic Church's official positions, to most people's surprise, actually defended the Jews in many cases against the harsher elements of society. Not to mention that Pius XII pretty much bankrupted the Vatican to save Jews from the Holocaust.

And there are a disproportionate number of Jewish bankers compared to the size of their population. It's a cultural artifact from usury laws. Doesn't make it a conspiracy.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 16:46 | 1225932 Founders Keeper
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[I don't know if you really are this dumb or if you're a liberal out to make Christians, Texans, and Tea Partiers look like idiots.]---Missing_Link

Don't be punked by this troll. (Save your valuable Replies for regular posters---not imposters.)

Signed, a fellow Tea Party reveler.


Sun, 05/01/2011 - 18:03 | 1226019 DoChenRollingBearing
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+ another Tea Party reveler

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 19:49 | 1226394 Absinthe Minded
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I'm with you. I actually defended this tool on an earlier thread but there is no way he is as naive as he seems. Man has this site gone off the rails. I miss the insight of CD with the abrasiveness of Chumba and the simplicity of Mere human. I feel like I've got to go through a dozen dopey comments before I get to any with substance. I guess it's called evolution but it seems to mirror our sad society. So much hateful chatter lately. I hope things change for the better. At least the articles are still great. Carry on Tyler, this is the only news I trust. Thanks for fighting for what's right

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:09 | 1225619 augie
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@Link The people who lump others into groups based on broad associations like geographical location or spiritual belief systems are unworthy of consideration Link don't be troubled by those you can't control just be what you are and let that speak for itself. Those who can hear truth will be able to tell you apart from gunslingers.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 15:29 | 1225813 trav7777
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you are typical...highly clueless about the way ethnicity works in the upper crust and particularly in media or in finance.  TPTB love sheep like you.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 16:12 | 1225887 augie
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I know you couldn't possibly know how or why this is true, but i think that is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Seriously, thank you for that comment.



Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:08 | 1225627 augie
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Gold man sacks? Is that a new gold unit? how much gold is one god man sack?

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:28 | 1225668 FeralSerf
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It's a variable.  g=f(x).  The Gold Man decides sometime during each day (usually around 10AM, but this can vary as well),  how much gold is in the bag.  Lately not too much.  There's been talk of putting some tungsten in the bag so the bag won't seem empty to those without the proper tools to measure mass in nano or picograms.  Tungsten may prove to be too expensive for this.  Rocks may be used instead.

Buy rocks to protect your portfolio from inflation.  Rocks will always be worth something to those that want to get their rocks off.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:19 | 1225644 adeptus
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How much more ignorant religious spam is this guy going to get away with posting before Tyler deletes his account & bans his IP? Who's selling CDS on this guy's account? I'd like to buy some.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:19 | 1225655 augie
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Have you seen the posts that he generates? Why would tyler get rid of that? don't take him so seriously he's comic relief at a time when people really need to laugh in order not to cry.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:31 | 1225672 FeralSerf
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I'm selling.  Send your dollar now.

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 03:45 | 1228472 i-dog
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Which part of "free speech" don't you understand? Go back to Denninger, if you want restricted speech.

If you can't learn to ignore trolls, you shouldn't even be on the internet!

PDFTT (Please Don't Feed The Troll).

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 14:58 | 1225774 whstlblwr
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moved post

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 15:38 | 1225827 OldPhart
Sun, 05/01/2011 - 16:00 | 1225866 Gold 36000
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Ok they have figured us out.  Time to knock it off for a while.  It is so strange talking to myself, but running 23 avatars gets hard sometimes.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:45 | 1225486 Thadeous
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I love the TEA party and still hate Jesus as much as any other retard zombie claiming to be more than human.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:45 | 1225487 Bob
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Satire is real hard to pull off around here, TG . . . regardless of how subtle you might be. 

You should stop using Christ's name in vain, imo.  It's unnecessarily disrespectful . . . even to this atheist. 

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 12:01 | 1225509 Texas Gunslinger
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I would fully expect a proud atheist to convince himself that Christianity and preaching about the Lord is satire.

Just like I think your godless life is probably an epic satire. 



Sun, 05/01/2011 - 12:12 | 1225534 TIMMAYYY
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In my personal opinion i think God went to  get some coffee. and whilst he was gone we fucked up everything and created christianity.


dam he is going to be mad when he gets back and smites your ass bitch.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 15:29 | 1225812 davebrik99
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I sometimes wistfully think that God bought his Son an "ant farm"  for Christmas  (or whatever) and after awhile  He got tired of it and left it sit in a corner!   and here we are folks!  I'm a catholic.....sorta...

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:06 | 1225623 Ckashan
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God the father, your living in DaddyLand man.  I throughouly enjoy Zerohedge for a couple of years now please do us all a favor and leave it that way.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:12 | 1225634 New Survivalist
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Dude, you remind me of Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket. You first came here happy and dumb, looking for answers. Finally realizing you could never comprehend the answers given, you snapped and and are now slashing and burning from being deeply hurt.


We're just waiting now for you to eat the bullet.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 14:36 | 1225703 The Profit Prophet
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I wonder if the Klepocrats who have brought America to its financial end are the prayerful God-fearing types, or if they're more likely a bunch a self-righteous Atheists so filled with hedonic greed and hubris that they were willing to sell-out their fellow citizens for their next bonus check?  Any takers from the ample supply of "I'm not a stupid Christian" crowd that frequents these streams? 

T.E.I.N. everyone!

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 14:49 | 1225763 Sancho Ponzi
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You aren't from Texas, nor are you a gunslinger. Away with you, troll.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 15:56 | 1225864 Gold 36000
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Ok I will drop the gunslinger persona too, but you have to admit he was pretty good for a while and hooked a lot of you.  Can I still keep hamy going?

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 14:30 | 1225736 Dr. Porkchop
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People misunderstand the ironic troll.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:03 | 1225620 goldfish1
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The harm that is being done by the Japanese libtards


I've met people like yourself who so want to believe that everything is on the up and up in the face of the complete opposite. Welcome to 1984 comrade. I think you've reached a point of disconnect in your brain.


Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:04 | 1225622 Things that go bump
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Oh my, you are far gone, aren't you?  Has it ever occurred to you that your very thoughts and opinions have been very carefully crafted for you by those who are behind those creatures?  That maybe you have been shaped for a purpose that is not your own, but the purpose of your owners?  And own you they do, as long as you allow those catspaws to do your thinking for you.  Turn off the TV and do some reading.  Christian is as Christian does, afterall.  I believe hatred is considered unchristian and name-calling is a sin.    

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 06:54 | 1225177 Twindrives
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Ben's jealous.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 07:13 | 1225192 onthesquare
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number envy

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 07:42 | 1225202 Zero Govt
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000,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 your way to recovery

...wake me up when it starts working

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 08:25 | 1225226 silvertrain
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confucius say "ponzi continue to work until zero's run out"

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 09:20 | 1225275 old naughty
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Zero does not run out if you [don't] hedge.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 09:25 | 1225282 Land of the Ris...
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..Confucius & Japan? Good luck explaining that to a Ninja!

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:23 | 1225353 Manthong
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Oh, the elegance of it all. Keynesian economics exposed as an expansion to an infinite series which inevitably requires a calculus of infinitesimals to reconcile.  Currency evolves to units of trade that become too small to measure and have no real value. Maybe it works at Harvard and Princeton but pretty soon it won’t buy you a beer.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:23 | 1225443 old naughty
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on Sun,

Ninja (or common Japanese rather) already knew.

All Japanese had Chinese ancestors.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 12:00 | 1225445 old naughty
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Sun, 05/01/2011 - 18:56 | 1226134 Amish Hacker
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It's not just the zeros. Now I'm starting to worry that we won't have enough commas.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 08:30 | 1225232 cossack55
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Have a nice nap, Rip.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:15 | 1225428 Smiley
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"They've gone to plaid!"

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 22:33 | 1227059 Temporalist
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Good one Twindrives.


Ben "Nobody has more zeros than me!"


It takes a PhD to know   10+0=100

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 08:01 | 1225215 dbach
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This is bullish for 0's

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 08:56 | 1225252 gravitas
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Sun, 05/01/2011 - 09:34 | 1225287 FEDbuster
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Just convert and price everything in silver or gold.  13 gal of gas (in my area)= 1 oz of silver.  We are all Zimbabweans now.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:49 | 1225394 DosZap
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What's up with BUFFET?

He say's the USD is going to CONTINUE down, how fast, he doesn't know.

But he is against Gld & Silver.( Shill for the Market)

OK, Hotshit.............what do you reccomend to we peons?.

What's left for non Billionaires??

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:17 | 1225432 divide_by_zero
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Probably like Soros earlier in the year said gold was in a bubble, at the same time he doubled down on gold.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 12:46 | 1225586 rufusbird
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Don't forget his reason was because they didn't pay dividends. That doesn't prevent him from buying mining companies...

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:27 | 1225454 augie
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We are all Zimbabweans now


Not true, one of us is kenyan.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 12:25 | 1225560 Crisismode
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Nope, now he has the birth certificate to prove it.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 15:36 | 1225821 Captain Planet
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don't ya just love how he handed that out on the day the fed was talking.

He sheep!: the government will only answer brith certificate questions today. if you want to know whats going on with the fed, call us back in 25 years, and will let ya know if your questions are still applicable.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 16:38 | 1225925 ciscokid
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Bingo 1+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 17:40 | 1225989 augie
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I mean no disrespect in asking this question, but do you think it matters where our president is from, or who he is?

I only ask this because i feel as though the whole issue is simply a distraction. While my comment was made in jest, (although i do believe he was born outside the U.S.) it seems many of us are wrapped up in this and other distractions.

I'll put my tinfoil fedora away now.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 22:44 | 1227094 Temporalist
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I think of that whole issue in this way.

The intent of the law preventing non-US citizens from becoming president is to defend from previously held national loyalties.  If someone is raised in the US with loyalties to only that country should it really matter if they were born and lived for a day, week, month, year in another country? 

Now the true loyalties that is a different issue and so is hiding the fact that someone may be born elsewhere. 

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 14:06 | 1225709 Chicken_Little
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I think you people got way off the topic of Trillions of Yen being digitally created. Was I just imagining things or were most of the above posts totally irrelevant to the topic? Tyler, I feel your pain. Junk me guys, but do I have another bullet in this 44 mag? Make my day..

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:21 | 1225446 max2205
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Japan T Shirts

Radiation and all I got is this stupid T Shirt

I was Tusammied and all I got is this stupid T Shirt

Japan printed 1 Quadrillion and all I got is this stupid T Shirt

USA T Shirts

Ben/Barry/timmauh printed 4 trillion and all I got is this stupid T Shirt

Ben ran oil gold cotton silver up 400% and all I got is this stupid T Shirt

I loved L Lohan and all I got is herpes and this stupid T Shirt

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 12:18 | 1225552 beastie
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Sorry to jump right in at the top but there is more than a problem here of "printing" the money. The unthought of problem might be the system cannot handle large numbers like this. Remember the ATM shutdowns in Japan? Ever get an answer why?

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:53 | 1225692 ZeroSpread
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No need to worry. There's still room for a few more zeros until we reach googol (

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 03:31 | 1225076 blunderdog
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Those Japaneses are always blazing the way to the future.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 03:53 | 1225092 Michael
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This is too funny. Youtube won't let me post this comment about the Alabama tornadoes and them blaming it on man made global warming;

300,000 people died in the Sumatra earthquake and tsunami. 250,000 people died in the Haiti earthquake. 30,000 people died in the Japan earthquake and tsunami. Who cares if 300 Americans die in a super spring season tornado outbreak?

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 04:24 | 1225098 Michael
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They really kept the Beatification of John Paul a secrete until now. That would be the perfect place to drop a nuclear bomb with all the Bishops and Cardinals gathered there right now.

See this 5 part video for the reason why;

The Calling By Maxwell Igan Part 1 of 5




Sun, 05/01/2011 - 06:33 | 1225164 longorshort
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Damn your as crazy as you look.  At least we know who wronged you now. 

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 08:47 | 1225244 pemdas
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Another OT

 I see that Erin Burnett is leaving CNBC for CNN.  Any chance that Liesman could leave too, say for the Science Fiction channel?

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:14 | 1225336 disabledvet
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Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:53 | 1225694 Rusty Shorts
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@ Michael - A NEW POPE

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 12:05 | 1225528 cossack55
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No way. SF is maintaining credibility and ethics for their UFO/zombie/vampire fans.

On second thought, I did just mention banks twice.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:35 | 1225676 FeralSerf
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He's going to the religious channel.  He's looking for believers now.  You could be the first.  If he gets one, Kudlow may follow.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 22:50 | 1227188 Temporalist
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Here is Steve Liesman's and Bob Pisani's new their overlord's balls of evil.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 08:42 | 1225242 I am Jobe
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Holy Shitz.Thanks for sharing

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:18 | 1225338 disabledvet
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mr. "rope a dope" has arrived.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:52 | 1225397 augie
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I had the honor of seeing a film yesterday about a Marine MSGT who lost his daughter because DoD covered up the water contamination at Lejeune. I don't know which branch you were in, but if you were at Lejeune I beg you to at least get checked out. I dont write this next bit so you will see the film, more so you will see why I would bring this up on a message board.

I talked with the MSGT after the film, and the man is cut from a different cloth. He took on the feds for 14 years with no support from anyone, and just the loss of his daughter to propel him. He has now exposed the cover up and saved countless peoples lives because of it.

There was a question and answer segment after the film and having served two tours as an R/O in iraq i told him i thought i knew what bravery was, but after seeing his fight, i felt like an ant in the presence of a god.

He told me, "if you believe in something, dont ever give up" and it seems like a cliché until you hear it from a man who had the sand to follow his own advice.

Please get checked out if you served and were stationed at Lejeune

if you interested in the movie, here is an article about it.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 15:03 | 1225781 whstlblwr
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Yes, a brave man.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:36 | 1225475 High Plains Drifter
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is that the thrilla in manilla?

Mon, 05/02/2011 - 03:56 | 1228494 i-dog
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Mon, 05/02/2011 - 04:00 | 1228498 i-dog
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... aaaaand, 'poof', it's gone. It's gone.

Bingo! I was junk #50 ... do I win a t-shirt?

(Reply to disabledvet, ended up here)

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:33 | 1225373 Smiley
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Some would say the Christian God IS Satan.  I guess it all depends on what side of the boot you are on eh?  But who am I to argue against cherry picked history?

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:49 | 1225395 DosZap
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If you were a retard, maybe.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 17:26 | 1225618 Pseudo Anonym
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I look forward to this tune make it to #1 on Casey Kasem top ten.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:30 | 1225462 Whatta
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be a good xtian and go bomb an ay-rab

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 12:26 | 1225563 FeralSerf
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Christians suck the same god's ass that the ay-rabs and jooze do.  They just misspell His name a bit differently.  Jehovah=Allah=YHWH.  God just has different agents/mouthpieces, and different flavours (and odors) of feces, in each.

The Garden of Eden has been superseded by ZH as the place where knowledge of good and evil and the tree of life may be found.  Rejoice ye sinners.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:36 | 1225474 fxrxexexdxoxmx
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead comes to mind: "heads".

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 12:41 | 1225583 Pure Evil
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Did somebody request the presence of Beelzebub?

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:20 | 1225649 BigJim
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THANKS FOR SHARING?  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Please see my post below, regarding my thoughts on this.

I'm not sure they can be categorised as 'thoughts'

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 15:06 | 1225782 whstlblwr
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Ignore him, he go away.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 16:04 | 1225873 Pure Evil
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Didn't work for Hairy Wanquer, probably won't work for this guy.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 16:01 | 1225856 Gold 36000
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Ok Texas gunslinger they figured us out.  I was trying to hold back gold 36000  as a sleeper for a while but Newman busted us as the old RR.  Now we have to go underground for a while.  This is really funny talking to myself like this.  I promise Texas gunslinger will go away, but wasn't he funny for a while?  Admit it gang.  I do a good Harry too.  Chumbadumbass just never went over well.  It was more of an inside joke I guess.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 09:37 | 1225288 Pseudo Anonym
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perfect place to drop a nuclear bomb with all the Bishops and Cardinals gathered there right now

the problem with your statement and the video you posted is that only a few are willing to invest time to examine the underlining research (i.e. here: ) and effort to educate.  You're being junked by peasants who want to remain serfs w/o examining who their owner and master is.  At least negro slaves knew who ran their lives and whose property they were.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:04 | 1225309 Texas Gunslinger
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This response is in regards to "Michael's" (Satan?) post about killing innocent people!

I cannot believe that someone could actually wish for a nuclear bomb to be dropped on a bunch of innocent people! The level of evil here is more than I originally estimated. There is a reasonable chance that this post from "Michael" is really the personification of Lucifer, himself.  Yes, that's right, the DEVIL HIMSELF!  We all know that, occassionaly, the devil manifests himself in the human world as another human, to try to snatch our souls through trickery and deceit. Or maybe this post is straight from hell? The avatar does look fishy! Is there anyway to track the IPS numbers? 

Michael, if you are in fact a "real person," I do not think that I can save you at this point. Either you ARE THE DEVIL, or the devil has firmly nested in your heart.  And I don't do exorcisms, and neither does my pastor.  If the devil has nested in you heart, this cannot be exterminated by normal Christian representatives like me, for it is beyond my human capabilities to handle.  This is something that you must handle with the Lord directly.

ATTENTION ALL ZERO HEDGE MEMBERS:  be very cautious with this avatar named "Michael." This could very well be Satan, himself.

Ok, now about silver:  knowing that the Bank of Japan has now printed one quadrillion dollars, I am raising my price projection for silver to $105-$135, until further notice.  I will be speaking with my coin dealer this afternoon and will report everything he says later tonight. 

God bless the USA.


Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:13 | 1225333 goldm3mb3r
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Tremendous stuff - keep it up!

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:29 | 1225344 Dapper Dan
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I guess it boils down to what your interpretation of "Innocent" is.

Texas, are you taking a prescription called Quetiapine?

The statement you made about not being able to "save" Micheal worries me, do you fell you can save people?  What other powers do you have?  The pejorative " may God save your sole"  would work better.      " may I save your sole" sounds funny doesn't it?

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:57 | 1225400 Texas Gunslinger
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I need to be clear on this!

I've "saved" hundreds of people from a fate of hell, misery and despair!  In fact, in my church, I rank number 3 in the number of souls saved.  First is my pastor.  Second is is wife. Third is me. This is something that I'm very proud of.  

And no, I do not do the actual "saving." I make them aware that their life is full of sin.  I introduce them to the love of Christ and His teachings. The person makes a commitment to Christ, and then Christ enters their heart.  Now, the person is "born again," and their life becomes drastically more peaceful and balanced.  Then I get "credit" for the save. After I save 777 people, I get certified by our regional Baptist leader and I'm given a special robe to wear at all Baptist functions in Texas.  

I have spoken with my pastor yesterday, and told him about Zero Hedge. Even though this website would need the work of multiple evangelicals, he is confident enough in my abilities to give the entire account to me because of my knowledge of precious metals! THAT IS A HUGE HONOR!  Because of that, I will probably surpass the 777 before year's end, which is 3 years ahead of schedule.

Really, though, my most important objective to help bring happiness to people's lives, so even if I don't save a few hundred here at Zero Hedge, hopefully I can bring some peace to a few people and broom the evil spirits from here.  

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:06 | 1225418 gangland
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epic, good laugh this morning, outstanding stuff.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:21 | 1225657 goldfish1
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broom the evil spirits...very funny.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:55 | 1225696 Rick64
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Agreed,  Does your church have an award points system?

500 souls saved= free toaster

1000 souls saved = trip to Vegas

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:14 | 1225426 Terminus C
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Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:23 | 1225442 TrueSkeptic
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You got me rolling on the floor with that post Tex....made my day.

I'll defend to the death your right to express yourself.  But man, you need to seriously learn to think for yourself.  If not for you, set an example and do it for your kids.  Or they will end up as indoctrinated zombies like you and your wife.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:35 | 1225469 Smiley
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You just can't make this stuff up!  Entertainment at its finest.


Your heart is in the right place Tex, I would work on the delivery a bit though.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 12:05 | 1225522 Bad Asset
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For it is by grace you have been saved, through faith--and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God--not by works, so that no one can boast.


i don't think your shiny robe meshes with this passage.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 12:21 | 1225551 caconhma
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Did you screw your pastor wife?


Boy, some people are really sick and dangerous. You must be hospitalized for the everybody sake.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 12:46 | 1225590 Pure Evil
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I guess the real question is whether you can save SATAN.

Just think, if you could save satan then you would definitely move to the front of the line of soul savers since all souls appropriated by satan would in effect be saved at the same time.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:15 | 1225640 augie
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did you model this avitar of yours after bokonon from cat's cradle?

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:19 | 1225646 captain_menace
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Totally awesome!

Sounds like your pastor's wife is a real catch.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 17:10 | 1225962 Al Gorerhythm
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You get to wear a special robe?! Golly gosh, does it come with a white hood as an accessory?

This is a joke.......right?

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:36 | 1225374 francois
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I tracked the IPS number as you asked using my Imbecilic Person Sensor. Your email apparently originated at the IPS sorting center (Unroutable Discards). Not sure how it ended up on this site.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:33 | 1225375 fuu
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Tired troll is tired.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:37 | 1225384 uniman
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I am Satanicus!

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:58 | 1225401 Pool Shark
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Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:01 | 1225403 Texas Gunslinger
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Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:30 | 1225459 Ahmeexnal
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Christianity is the cult of death.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:41 | 1225471 Texas Gunslinger
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Is it any coincidence that you look like Satan?

Or when you were sleeping upside down, hanging from a tree, did a bird build a nest on your face overnight? You may want to consider sleeping with your head in a cage.  

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 11:46 | 1225497 augie
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Just curious, how do you know what satan looks like?

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 12:45 | 1225592 Pure Evil
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He looked in a mirror and saw evil personified.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:40 | 1225660 augie
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Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:27 | 1225661 goldfish1
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You may want to consider sleeping with your head in a cage. that was funny I don't care who you are.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 17:39 | 1225984 Al Gorerhythm
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Very christian of you , you born again gun toting deciple of god. I looked up oxymoron in the dictionary and there as explanation was your picture. A footnote referred me on to moron. Surprise, surprise. there you were again. A footnote to that referred to the mant antonyms and antonyms that could be employed in lieu of Texas Gunslinger;

Main Entry: moron Part of Speech: noun Definition: stupid person Synonyms: addlepate, blockhead, boob*, dimwit, dingbat,doltdope*, dork, dumbbell, dummy*, dunce,foolhalfwit, idiotignoramusimbecile,lamebrain, loony, loser*, mental defective,nerd*, simpleton Notes:

an idiot  is a stupid person with a mental agebelow three years, while a moron  is a stupidperson with a mental age of between seven to twelve years.

Do you think that you can save me brother, or am I the reincarnation of Satan too?

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:54 | 1225399 DosZap
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Ignore idiots like Michael, he's just a punk biatch.

Trying to sensationalize.He's harmless, or insane.........

Either way,he's not your problem.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 13:46 | 1225688 Pepe
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Was God American? Did you ask for his birth certificate? Who has been brainwashing you into this caricature of a person that you come accross like? While you talk this pseudoreligious crap, you have the balls of stating: God bless the USA? Do you remember who relentlesly incinarated children with Napalm in Vietnam and elsewhere? Do you remember who blasted into nothingness hundreds of thousands of Japanese? Who leveled entire cities in Germany while bitching about the Luftwaffe bombing british cities but letting them without a single complaint level out Guernica into oblivion?

I do not know whether or not there is a God and neither do you. But that part of my midbrain that responds to what is basic in nature tells me that somewhere underneath, there is some "go(o)dness somewhere , and that certainly has nothing to do with any of the crap you mention. That part knows that greed, money, the State, Power, the political machinery, parliaments, kings, capitalism, communism, all ism's, will not scape destruction, because they are nothing but tears in the rain, like the tears shed by some idiot like you after watching a "lifetime" movie

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 16:11 | 1225884 count_zero
Sun, 05/01/2011 - 16:26 | 1225904 Pepe
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Thanks for your good humor. My apologies for taking things seriously. I can' help to get pissed off when I read that " God bless the USA" crap

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 17:44 | 1225995 augie
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I'm affraid of americant's.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 17:12 | 1225963 In Fed We Trust
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And I thought it was Bill GAtes. What a relief!

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 17:13 | 1225964 In Fed We Trust
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And I thought it was Bill GAtes. What a relief!

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 18:10 | 1226030 WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
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TG, I ran an IP address search on "Michael" and sure enough, he's transmitting from the center of the Earth. Holy shit-covered Christ, Batman! Satan himself is a fan of ZH!!


Sun, 05/01/2011 - 19:43 | 1226338 topcallingtroll
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Now you are even pissing off the real trolls.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:15 | 1225334 Smiley
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I think you got your Ritalin and Prozac mixed up again...

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:31 | 1225365 disabledvet
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i think it's perfectly in balance.  "alien sightings in Peru.  Skull found."  google it.

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 10:44 | 1225386 Smiley
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Haven't read to far into it; are they claiming those are alien remains, hybrids, or modified humans who have altered their skull's geometry? 

Sooner or later someone is going to dig up something they wish they hadn't...

Sun, 05/01/2011 - 05:06 | 1225124 zen0
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Re tornados:, more than double that died in 1925, before GW was invented.

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