Jeff Gundlach: "Now What?"

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Tue, 07/12/2011 - 16:56 | 1449436 Corn1945
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Is that how he gets the yield so high? By investing in mortgage backed securities?

No thanks!

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 17:29 | 1449569 There is No Spoon
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right, looking at the holdings it seems like they're depending on continued government intervention i.e. that the fed won't shrink its balance sheet anytime soon. As long as Bernanke's around, that's not a terrible short term bet, but if it goes bad these funds will expire.

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 18:11 | 1449684 Luke 21
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all mortgages are not bad. he managed to make alot of money in mortgages all through 2007, 2008, and 2009.

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 18:17 | 1449702 Luke 21
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the yield is so high because they do research and do not rely on rating agencies. the fund is safe.

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 19:58 | 1449926 Hard1
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Yo! Tyler, I cannot access the document, I only get the apple-ish looking round thing forever...tried in 2 different browsers

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 09:55 | 1451378 just_looking
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It's not tyler, it's you.

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 17:07 | 1449483 Franken_Stein
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Wow !

It's only the 5438th guy telling us how bad the economy is and what a farce equity markets are.

Oh thanks, but we knew already.


Tue, 07/12/2011 - 18:53 | 1449786 Hard1
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Well, if you did not want to read about that you are in the wrong media.  You can watch Fox News and everything is working fine in the economy over there.  Or if you did want to hear about a diferent topic, there is always scientifc american, youporn, gay life, national geographic or whatever your preference is.

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 17:15 | 1449506 Franken_Stein
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Here's what is much more important:


In 1895, Dr. Hans Goldschmidt discovered and patented that:


Fe2O3 + 2 Al --> 2 Fe + Al2O3   @ 2277°C


Tue, 07/12/2011 - 17:23 | 1449543 Franken_Stein
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Compared to that, Alien blood is nothing !


Tue, 07/12/2011 - 18:56 | 1449792 Hard1
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Hmmmm....let me see... you tell us in the prior post that the economy being bad is old news and that we should care about a patent for welding material that expired over a century ago!!! wow, now you really got me!

Wed, 07/13/2011 - 01:37 | 1450620 New World Chaos
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That's thermite, which creates white-hot iron slag.  You could use it as a welding material but he's probably thinking of more creative uses like sabotaging heavy machinery or melting the support struts in the World Trade Center.  You would get the alien-blood effect if you could land a large amount on top of a building.

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 17:14 | 1449516 Hannibal
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Now what? So what!

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 17:24 | 1449545 kito
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monsanto scum rep gets beaten up by farmers...too bad it wasnt the ceo

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 17:55 | 1449633 duo
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about time

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 18:14 | 1449695 PaperBugsBurn
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Monsanto is a bankster tool for depopulation.

The CEOs will be next after after the dollar regime collapse.

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 23:20 | 1450422 rocker
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You da man, I can't believe the shit head analyst who pump this piece of shit company.

The farmer should have bailed him up and fed him to the pigs. My Bad. The pigs deserve better. Eh.

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 17:28 | 1449561 spartan117
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Why is a fixed income guy giving so much air time to gold and silver?  They don't earn any interest and only cost $5 to dig out of TCW's backyard.

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 17:41 | 1449594 Reese Bobby
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"Now what?"

Um, RMBS and dildos I guess...

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 18:03 | 1449649 SwingForce
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Hey, may I refer you to Dylan Ratigan's "What I Read"? 

He doesn't read any shit that doesn't affect the markets, including this BS.

After he reads it, if it doesn't pertain, he UNREADS it. Superhuman.

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 21:52 | 1450217 Reese Bobby
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Brilliant...he UNREADS it.  Superhuman indeed...

"The bottom line on Ram Dass is the realization that there is no personal identity. I'm an anchor, I'm a journalist, I'm a father, I'm a brother. But the only thing that's important is infinite potential. Every human being's identity is your potential. Right now I'm an anchorman in New York who's a dude. But I'll still be Dylan Ratigan. So who are you?"

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 18:09 | 1449677 mynhair
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Hell, I was expecting a plug for a red ink manufacturer.

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 19:59 | 1449928 CHARLIE.DONT.SERF


Things aren't so bad.

At least I've got chicken.

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 21:54 | 1450228 Blackfriday
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Why do I think that reference is might not be recognized for how awesome it is.


Tue, 07/12/2011 - 19:59 | 1449931 lolmaster
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Eagerly awaiting his follow up "How to Lose >70% in Your Hedge Fund in One Year, Then Start a Mutual Fund to Get in on the Sweet 401k Gravy Train, While Maintaining the Laughable Illusion That You Are a Market Expert and Not Just a Guy Who Buys Junk With Massive Leverage."

Tue, 07/12/2011 - 20:04 | 1449945 lolmaster
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Subtitle: "Because Anyone Who Lost ~$7 Billion Must Have Been Smart Enough to Get $7 Billion, Right? (See JWM, Amaranth, BSC, LEH, AIGFP.) Um, Yeah."

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