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on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:00
#92870
BOOOO yah!!!!
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 13:37
#93184
Jim Cramer said that Lenny Dykstra was an investing "legend". nuff said.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 14:37
#93293
Now they just got every last soap opera watching housewife to empty their coffee can and dump into bank stocks. Too funny. This is going to end very badly.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:03
#92875
"I'm a psychic so I don't know"
Priceless.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:36
#92947
Ha ha ha... priceless indeed Batman... Ooops I just gave your secret identity away....
on Sun, 10/11/2009 - 02:23
#95732
The best way to spread confusion is through idiots. Look at how effective congress is at it.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:03
#92876
Now THIS is the type of sell signal I can sink my teeth into!
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:07
#92883
I'm really getting tired of these "talking head" types.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:06
#92884
does he still have a buy on CIT? how about Bear Stearns?
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:07
#92889
This week in rofl!
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:09
#92892
I have a perfect retort for that.
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/being_a_detective_who_talks_to
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:09
#92893
Is that guy speaking from inside Cramer's ass?
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:14
#92905
They make one of those plastic ball things for gerbil's.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:25
#92927
Is the echo-chamber-effect that makes ya think so ?
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:34
#92939
No. I just thought it was another thing that Cramer pulled out of it.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:09
#92895
Very large phone bill in your very near future.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:13
#92902
Salted calls.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:17
#92913
Chef: [singing] Say everybody have you seen my Balls/Theyre big and
Salty and brown./If you ever need a quick pick-me-up./Just put my
Balls in your mouth./Ooh, suck on my Chocolate Salty Balls (Stick
em in your mouth)/Put em in your mouth and you suck em and you
suck em.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:15
#92909
dont understand; WHY?
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:15
#92910
WOW. I don't know if we all should laugh, cry, or quit the business. I'm speechless. Though, most insiders already know that Jim Cramer for years has been diagnosed with Bi-Polar Disease and has been taking a large amount of drugs for it. So, with this information, should this really be a suprise. The interviewer should of asked him what he thought about Jim Cramer's Bi-Polar disfunction?
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:16
#92912
6 months: weird lady 1, Rosie 0
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:19
#92915
Gold will hover around a 1000 for a very long time.
1059 ^13 Now thats some nice hovering.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:19
#92916
try psychotic...
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:22
#92921
thank you for that posting. it brightened my day. i laughed so hard. no wonder this website is so popular & fun ......... sincerely..........
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:22
#92922
thank you for that posting. it brightened my day. i laughed so hard. no wonder this website is so popular & fun ......... sincerely..........
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:23
#92923
What is the difference between an Economist and a Psychic...payment in cash upfront and palm reading extra.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:24
#92926
Roflmao
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:29
#92929
Pelosi Says House to Consider Extending Home-Buyer Tax Credit
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=abdeJothOA5w
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:29
#92930
What's the ratio of stocks at 52 week highs?
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:29
#92931
WTF? I see green poops!
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:30
#92932
He's at least more believable than Cramer
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:31
#92936
Arianna Huff is gunning for Geithner's head. which would open door for?
a) Roubini
b) Taleb
c) Lloyd from HBO
d) Jon Stewart
e) Valerie Jarette
f) Jon Thain
g) Dick Grasso
h) Soros
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:43
#92953
Isn't it Lloyd's turn? I think he's got a lot of stock to sell and could use the cap gains exemption.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:54
#92978
Aha...so that's Obama's big Gay announcement!!! Lloyd from Enterouge will be the new Treasury!!!
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 21:52
#93770
What about this guy to replace Geithner?
He's certainly got the "confidence" thing mastered.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:33
#92937
"I feel like they're doing it right now... they're unstoppable."
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:35
#92944
Wow what a stupid industry I decided to dedicate my life to. FML
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:36
#92948
The psychic is "hearing" the voices correctly, but apparently doesn't understand that they are being completely sarcastic.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:37
#92950
Has anyone heard the radio ads hocking Cramer's "action alerts plus" subscriptions? Per his shitty website:
Action Alerts Emails: I’ll email you before every single trade and tell you exactly why I’m making each move so you can learn and become a better investor yourself
What a scumbag.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 12:11
#93015
And if you act now, I'll include this super-duper, genuine, high-quality juicer / pocket fisherman / slicer-dicer.
All for just the low, low asking price of.......
This is what we have come to. It's no wonder most of my hope has vanished.
http://medic-thelightofday.blogspot.com/2009/09/returning-hope-i-bought.html
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 21:42
#93766
Sham-Wow
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 14:08
#93243
Easy business as he only needs to write a single email to cover all trades:
"Dear valued investor,
I will be purchasing *** stock tomorrow as its an obscure company, which means none of you actually know anything about the company and its low volume which means it will start rising when all you subscribers start buying after this email arrives.
This allows me to sell the much larger number of shares I bought yesterday at a handsome guaranteed profit.
By losing on this trade you'll learn that the market is rigged by people like me and when your account is empty you'll be a better investor as you'll never again have a losing trade.
Tradeliciously,
Cramer
If you're investing in the stock market and aren't sure who the sucker is, let me be clear, its always you
on Fri, 10/09/2009 - 01:34
#93878
I heard one the other night on latenight AM talk radio........what an IDIOT!!....he must be getting extrmely desperate. You would think the idiot would just go away after John Stewart reamed him a new one. His ego, apparently, outweighs whatever sense he may have once possessed.
The dude made his money manipulating analysts during the tech bubble. Please, go away.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:38
#92951
At least he's not the lead underwriter for WFC bonds.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:39
#92954
I'd put my money on Lloyd Blankfein of GS. After Skeletor and Turbo Timmy, wouldn't this make sense?
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:42
#92960
Did you know the US government once sued 40 barrels and 20 kegs of Coca Cola?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_v._Forty_Barrels_and_Twenty_K...
Martin Armstrong teaches me weird things.
I am Chumbawamba.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:46
#92965
I know that the people on this site are probably not Cramer's target audience and that his "purpose" is to entertain and educate newbies, but once these guys get just a little bit of insight towards investing they quickly realize he's a clown.... his business model is doomed to fail in the long run no?
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:53
#92975
"there is a sucker born every minute". His model looks sound to me.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 12:00
#92994
There's no explanation as to why he's lasted this long, other than he serves his master well.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 19:36
#93658
How can you say his business model is doomed when a new "client" is supposedly born every minute?
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 11:54
#92977
sad thing is.....
he's probably right
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 12:03
#93000
Citi "has some interesting things coming up on the horizon." No argument there...
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 12:20
#93025
I like the formula. They are all going to buy something and it's going to be good for them and maket them alot of money. I think they are all going to buy the farm.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 12:11
#93014
This is absolutely CRAZY,,,,, We are in one gigantic game of musical chairs now......make sure and have a seat when the music stops!
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 12:12
#93016
At least Lloyd finally grew some....
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 12:43
#93059
o_O
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 12:54
#93081
Hi CB: missed your bitch n slap leadership!
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 13:33
#93178
Sqworl, dudette ; WhereTF is your avatar ...
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 13:53
#93214
Someone on ZH connected the dots...I had to go stealth...
How's it hanging CB? I went extra long today on vitamin "C"...Vampire Squid tested negative on nutrients...x
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 13:58
#93228
What dots; dont say that someone on ZH found out your real name/employer/address
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 14:04
#93232
affirmative...who knew! its asw fo sho!
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 14:21
#93262
bummer, didnt know WS was such a tight knit community.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 14:37
#93290
Changing name and avitar tonight...find me!
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 13:01
#93096
TSC was once the leader in online financial web sites, now its a hollow product. Real Money, Silver and stockpicker have splintered the brand. What's left is just silly stuff and even the premium services don't seem worthwhile. Any serious market player need only read the "Zero Hedge Reads" section along the left panel to get far better analysis. Ron Insana has a premium product called Market Movers? come on Jim...
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 13:05
#93111
It's inside Cramer's head... So funny.
Let's not forget Cramer's CIT conviction buy. Can we give him an award for that?
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 13:43
#93200
I have no idea how to respond to this. I'm tempted to laugh but my stomach suggest puking.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 14:20
#93259
Why is TheStreet.com producing this content???
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 15:29
#93385
Your assumption this is a $500/hr psychic is a bit generous. Lets start with $20/hr and work from there.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 15:45
#93413
jim "the housing crisis ended june 30th" cramer...
what a twit....
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 16:48
#93507
These psychics any good with college football spreads? Better yet, can they help me correctly pick all of the numbers from one of those multi-state Super Lotto games so I can get a +$100MM jackpot?
I'd love to tune out the markets for a while.......
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 19:23
#93651
Cramer on BSC:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUkbdjetlY8
Any amateur viewer who didn't smell the coffee after that deserves to take a bath.
on Thu, 10/08/2009 - 20:42
#93708
JESUS CHRIST THIS HAS GOT TO BE A FUCKING JOKE
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE