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Job Openings: Jim Cramer's TheStreet Seeks To Hire A CFO

Submitted by Tyler Durden on 04/14/2010 09:37 -0400

Jim Cramer

Have the problems at the troubled stock peddler just gotten too much for the existing management team? A better title for the job posting would have been "Will Trade EBITDA Adjustments For Food."

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h/t Ryan

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Wed, 04/14/2010 - 09:42 | 299876 LoneStarHog

I contacted my friend at one of the country's top Cullinary Schools, where he has years of experience instructing after many additional years as the Head Chef at some of the finest restaurants.

He can cook better than anyone and would make a great CFO in Cramerica.

Wed, 04/14/2010 - 09:57 | 299907 Sqworl

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...BAFFOON EXPERIENCE REQUIRED..LOL

Wed, 04/14/2010 - 10:11 | 299933 Internet Tough Guy

Must have extensive experience valuing and maximizing 'worthlessness'.

Wed, 04/14/2010 - 10:21 | 299944 Cheeky Bastard

Check out the share price when the company IPO'd and now.

The downside fantastically mimics Cramers blatant and fraudulent way of making money.

NASDAQ:TSCM

Wed, 04/14/2010 - 09:59 | 299910 Cheeky Bastard

Obviously the only legitimate candidate for this position is

Andy Fastow

Wed, 04/14/2010 - 10:03 | 299920 Sqworl

+10..although Peter Madoff would be a great back up!

Wed, 04/14/2010 - 11:29 | 300070 vachon

John Meriwether: lotta heat, no light.

Wed, 04/14/2010 - 10:02 | 299919 bugs_

Scottie Sullivan might be available!!!

Wed, 04/14/2010 - 10:06 | 299928 Cookie

My pet goldfish will make the short list

Wed, 04/14/2010 - 10:24 | 299930 Cognitive Dissonance

"Job Openings: Jim Cramer's TheStreet Seeks To Hire A CFO"

Pick me, pick me. Because I am a wild and crazy guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XePWgs43eOc

Wed, 04/14/2010 - 10:42 | 299983 sweet ebony diamond

they need a more fluid thinker.

i am thinking: Glenn Beck

Wed, 04/14/2010 - 10:45 | 299986 tradertim

Experience in relevant accounting practices...

which would be .."buy buy buy!!!!"

Wed, 04/14/2010 - 10:49 | 299990 Reductio ad Absurdum

How did ZH miss this:

Beyond stocks, Cramer also said he thinks the economy is so robust, TARP has been such a success and tax receipts will be so much higher than expected that the budget deficit won’t be half the problem people are predicting.

“The turn is at hand,” he told Mad Money viewers, and “we are six months away from you seeing the genuine prosperity that I am forecasting.”

Wed, 04/14/2010 - 10:49 | 299992 sumo