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Jobless Claims: 454,000 - Stagflation Baby (Confirmed By Durable Goods)

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Expectation of 405,000... Print: 454,000! Worst print in forever (well, October). The BLS calls it a "weather related backlog." Read - snow. Call it what it is - Stagflation, baby.

Non-seasonally adjusted number came at 482,399, as 161,913 people fell off extended benefits.

Continuing claims: 3,991K on expectations of 3,873K.

And just to complete the stagflationary picture, durable goods decreased by 2.5% on expectations of plus 1.5%, down from -0.1%. "This decrease, down four of the last five months, followed a 0.1 percent November decrease. Excluding transportation, new orders increased 0.5 percent. Excluding defense, new orders decreased 2.5 percent."

Note the level of deterioration: durables down from -0.1% to -2.5%, durables ex transportation to 0.5% from 4.5%; Orders non-defense ex aircraft: 1.4% from 3.1%... Bloodbath.

QE3 here we come!

The state by state breakdown is like the insider selling to buying ratio, only flipped, and very much made up.

STATES WITH A DECREASE OF MORE THAN 1,000 (unadjusted)


State

Change

 

State Supplied Comment

NY

-28,714

 

Fewer layoffs in the construction, service, and transportation
industries.

GA

-19,429

 

Fewer layoffs in the construction, trade, service, and manufacturing
industries.

NC

-16,132

 

Fewer layoffs in the construction, trade, service, food,
textile, furniture, rubber/plastics, and lumber/wood industries.

PA

-14,859

 

Fewer layoffs in the construction, service, and transportation
industries.

CA

-14,309

 

Fewer layoffs in the service industry.

IL

-10,155

 

No comment.

AL

-9,550

 

Fewer layoffs in the construction, service, and manufacturing
industries.

MI

-9,464

 

Fewer layoffs in the construction industry.

SC

-7,318

 

Fewer layoffs in the manufacturing industry.

TX

-7,190

 

Fewer layoffs in the trade, service, and manufacturing industries.

OH

-6,776

 

No comment.

WI

-6,640

 

No comment.

CT

-6,545

 

Fewer layoffs in the transportation and manufacturing industries.

WA

-6,228

 

No comment.

VA

-6,107

 

State offices were closed 1/14/2011, as well as fewer layoffs
in the manufacturing industry.

MO

-5,871

 

No comment.

IN

-5,608

 

Fewer layoffs in the automobile and trade industries.

MA

-5,317

 

Fewer layoffs in the construction, trade, service, and manufacturing
industries.

NJ

-4,579

 

Fewer layoffs in the construction, trade, service, transportation,
warehousing, and manufacturing industries.

TN

-4,576

 

Fewer layoffs in the trade, service, and manufacturing industries.

KS

-4,541

 

No comment.

KY

-3,218

 

No comment.

MN

-3,054

 

No comment.

MD

-2,957

 

No comment.

OR

-2,203

 

No comment.

CO

-1,733

 

No comment.

MS

-1,728

 

No comment.

LA

-1,504

 

No comment.

AZ

-1,328

 

No comment.

AR

-1,266

 

Fewer layoffs in the trade industry.

MT

-1,206

 

No comment.

UT

-1,017

 

No comment.


STATES WITH AN INCREASE OF MORE THAN 1,000 


State

Change

 

State Supplied Comment

FL

+6,646

 

Layoffs in the construction, trade, and service industries,
and agriculture.

 

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Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:30 | 908915 Commander Cody
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I'm sure its all good.  Rally on!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:35 | 908939 Handle with care
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QE3 to be priced in - DOW 15000 here we come

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:08 | 909265 DaBernank
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Who cares if anyone has a job? ...S&P 1300, bitchez!!! Long NFLX, momo mofos rule!!! Buy the Egyptian dip!!!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:48 | 909377 panika2008
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SNOWFLATION, bitchezz

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:58 | 909399 RaymondKHessel
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Snow rocks ::: without ever leaving your house you can
a) file for unemployment online
b) watch netflix
c) order from amazon anything
d) buy silver and gold from APMEX
e) buy buy buy the SPX on etrade
....
need I go on ?

it all makes perfect sense

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 14:18 | 909892 gookempucky
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Didnt mean to cut in front of everyone but if you would like to know about your states UE situation complements of ProPublica. Many are bankrupt.

 

http://projects.propublica.org/unemployment/

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 17:29 | 910732 smlbizman
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i see my state is well funded, md...my last 3 years of umemployment rates go like this...57.00, 750.00, 1,350.00.....no we are not the kind that lays off....

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:44 | 908972 Salinger
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and the futures yawn

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:52 | 909016 cnbcsucks
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Exactly...

For the life of me...I've been a market junkie for 30 years.  Everything I THOUGHT I knew about how money and markets moved and what moved them is now officially out the window.

How can we have a downgrade of Japan's debt (not exactly an obscure economic power last time I looked) and some of the most abysmal economic data reported this morning and this market NOT be setting up to go over the cliff???  Absolutely unbelievable...

 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:16 | 909110 Eric The Red
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My thoughts exactly.  You and I are brothers by another mother.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:39 | 909176 hedgeless_horseman
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How can we have a downgrade of Japan's debt (not exactly an obscure economic power last time I looked) and some of the most abysmal economic data reported this morning and this market NOT be setting up to go over the cliff??? 

Clearly, you do not understand how the confidence part of a con works.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:57 | 909218 cnbcsucks
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Apparently, I still have a lot to learn...

 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:19 | 909302 Caviar Emptor
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You, I and many other long time market junkies have undergone the same transformation. It's the re-awakeing! Bring us into the light! :-)

It goes back to the absurdist posts from yesterday where someone else blurted out what I've been saying: "There IS NO Market!" Just like Neo in the Matrix learns from the Spoon Boy that "There is no spoon", we have learned that it's not the spoon thst bends or the market that moves, it's merely The Bernank that moves. The more we accept it, the more money we make (and later, the less we'll lose)

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 12:22 | 909455 traderjoe
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An alternative interpretation of your quote is that, like you state, there is no market. Therefore, the market does not exist, and money does not exist. It is only you. 

Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth. 
Neo: What truth? 
Spoon boy: There is no spoon. 
Neo: There is no spoon? 
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself. 

Another quote:

"The Matrix is a system, Neo, and that system is our enemy. When you are inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters, the very minds we are trying to save. Until we do, these people are part of that system and that makes them our enemies. You have to understand that most of these people are not ready to be unplugged and many are so hopelessly dependent on the system, they will fight to protect it. The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth."

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 15:08 | 910091 Cathartes Aura
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good stuffs traderjoe. . . for those that resonate with the above realisations, a short vid that "illustrates" perfectly. . .

"The Story of Your Enslavement"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbp6umQT58A

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:58 | 909225 EscapeKey
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Ever increasing expectations of inflation.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:10 | 909266 CrashisOptimistic
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Experience observing a process has no value in understanding a completely different process.

This is not a market.  This is computers that react to inputs to their algorithms.  The algorithms weight claims 0 and durable goods 0.  Humans will not intervene in those algorithms.

Forget the market.  It has no further value to you.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:49 | 908997 Pee Wee
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What, no NFLX?

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:43 | 909187 sushi
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One of the reasons for invoking Rule 48 was to give time to install larger LCD panels. NFLX is heading for the moon and they need the larger display area to capture the jump. Where NFLX goes the rest of the market is sure to follow.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:50 | 909009 Michael
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Epic Fail.

Liesman looked like his dog died.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:29 | 909142 Hephasteus
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Unemployment cackles.... I'll kill you and your little dog tooo!!!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:25 | 909133 Eric The Red
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Another round of drinks in Davos!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:31 | 909336 DaBernank
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+ 1 Dirty Martini

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:12 | 909279 Pez
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I would say construction is going way, way up, in the snow effected states as the homeless are now building igloos.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:20 | 909304 Caviar Emptor
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+1

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:31 | 908920 Ben Probanke
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it's due the snow of course

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:36 | 908943 101 years and c...
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that is the excuse.  too funny.

isn't that why the numbers are seasonally fudged?

this is the first winter in history where snow has fallen more than once.

 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:44 | 908962 LMAO
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WTF....snow ?!

Shouldn't this mean, More people employed. . . .

Clearing roads, runways, railroads, deicing planes, etc.

LMAO

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:15 | 909107 NotApplicable
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It's the Great American Snowjob.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:59 | 909229 Pez
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Nope, All done by crews staffed 67% so that we can make bigger prof.....er..um ....so we can save the company in this economic downturn. Yeah that's it.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 12:47 | 909531 A Nanny Moose
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White. Powdery. Yep "snow."

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:45 | 908980 Ludwig Van
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Yahoo headline: Requests for unemployment benefits up due to snow

Blame the bad weather on Waddell & Reed

 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:52 | 909015 NOTW777
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yahoo - part of the obama news network w/ AP, Reuters & Bloomberg

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:05 | 909251 whatz that smell
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Requests for unemployment benefits up due to snow...

.........

HFT parse headline: (Requests for un)employment (benefits)up  (due to)snow.   

weighting: (.00000001(employment) + .0000001(up)) + 666666(snow) = DOW 36,000

..........

 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 13:46 | 909754 midtowng
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The numbers actually aren't that bad. This one of those extremely rare instances when the seasonal adjustment significantly increased the number. I think it only happens in January. The non-seasonally adjusted number wasn't that bad.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:35 | 908923 papaswamp
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Durable goods missed big time too..... -2.5% vs expectations of +1.5%

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:56 | 909216 Cheesy Bastard
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And check out this Yahoo headline:

Durable goods orders outside of aircraft post gain

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Durable-goods-orders-outside-apf-3695705607.html?x=0

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:32 | 908924 HoofHearted
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Just wait for the revision next week! This is what they are admitting.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:33 | 908929 The Talmud Kid
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steve LIESman says it due to the snow.

Nothing to worry about.

Should be good for AMZN, no?

 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:33 | 908930 scratch_and_sniff
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WTF, where's Sputnik?

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:39 | 908958 Hephasteus
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Green shoots eazing 2.0 expectations management class.

"His name is, uh... Richard Starkey. From Maine. He has a saying. 'Things are getting better, getting better all the time.' "

 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 14:55 | 910035 Vacca
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I doubt there will be any postmen left after the dust settles.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:45 | 908981 HelluvaEngineer
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The Sputnik moment has been delayed.  We've decided to have a Tiananmen Square moment first.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:50 | 909004 The Limerick King
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Too funny!!!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 13:38 | 909720 CH1
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YES!!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:34 | 908935 Ben Probanke
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snowing in egypt?

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:45 | 908973 assumptionblindness
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+1000

Judging by the size of the drop over the last couple of days that blizzard must have been a real doozy!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:05 | 909250 Pez
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Remember they're looking at "snowfall futures". So expect what ever excuse is needed at the moment.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:35 | 908936 NOTW777
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look @ durable #s

fraud is leaking

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:53 | 909020 youngman
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And then look at the Baltic dry index......hmmm....things are slowing down....at least internationally....but Cat and Deere will be doing well as the world constructs......not the western world.....

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:36 | 908937 nate28jf
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I can't wait for the spin of how this is positive from Mainstream Media.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:45 | 908975 JonNadler
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let's have a contest to see who can dig up the best spin piece in the MSM

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:54 | 909027 nate28jf
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I've noticed that when it is too bad to spin, they just write a boring article full of numbers and economic terms most people gloss over at.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:56 | 909040 nate28jf
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Or then again there is always CNBC: "Snow Pushes Claims Higher in Setback for Jobs Market"

 

DAMN YOU SNOW!!!!!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:48 | 909367 JonNadler
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that claim is a snow job!!!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:48 | 909374 TiredofIgnorance
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@Jon Nadler:

Sounds pretty good, all we have to do is Troll the Trolls.

How Fitting !!!

I'll grab some of the B.S. they print at MarketWatch.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 13:01 | 909586 JonNadler
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Marketwatch, ha ha, is Americapatriot and Newbegold still there? Suuuuper trolls

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 16:52 | 910526 RockyRacoon
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How do you get the market to ramp just before the close?  You have Mr Softy release JUST before the close and watch the price spike.  Easy-greasy.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:36 | 908940 NOTW777
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lets hear it for the recovery - ben? obama? MSM?

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:36 | 908942 David99
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QE3 wanted $ 1 trillion asap

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:07 | 909260 Chris Jusset
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David99 Says:

QE3 wanted $ 1 trillion asap

Don't worry, Banana Ben already has the QE3 machine fully primed and ready for immediate deployment ... but why stop at $1 trillion?

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:53 | 909392 Rule of 72
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Please don't tell the Bernank or Obeyme what comes after a trillion.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:36 | 908944 nontaxpayer
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Print it baby, take it to the moon!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:36 | 908945 HUGE_Gamma
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Send em the Obama bucks

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:45 | 908946 alexwest
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spin has started..
#US Labor Department says four states reported big increases in claims due to snow

realy,?? in case of snow IT SHOLD HAVE BEEN better.. less people applied for ... no way around..

alx

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:50 | 909000 Bob
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Must be all the laid-off lifeguards who filed online.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:09 | 909088 Johnny Lawrence
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Hilarious.  What jobs during the winter lay people off because of snow?  Is snow not expected this time of year?

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:22 | 909100 Bob
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Think of all that grass that suddenly couldn't get cut, shubs that couldn't be trimmed, lemonaid that went without buyers (poor kids) . . .

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:09 | 909270 Chris Jusset
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Yep, during the week there were massive layoffs of lifeguards, lawncare workers, and house painters.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:36 | 908947 Alex Lionson
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Full steam ahead Benny! Printing Presses into overdrive mode!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:36 | 908948 Pants McPants
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This can't be true...can it?  SOTU said everything was fine - economy growing, people going back to work, etc.

I refuse to believe it.  Now back to my idiot box.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:37 | 908949 themosmitsos
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Farmer Jim says you can get a flower to bloom on a turd, but all it'll ever be is a TurdBlossom

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:38 | 908950 FunkyMonkeyBoy
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Jobs don't matter anymore when you have a welfare system which is backed by a free-money printing press with no constraints such as debt-ceilings which don't get increased on a whim.

If no one had a job, The Bernank would just carry on printing long and hard and all will be well.

These are the new rules. Slaves you will all become to The Bernank's printing press.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:57 | 909041 mouser98
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nice Bill Hicks avatar

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:38 | 908951 The Axe
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nothing moves the market down, cause NY FED has your back, bid them up SACK has his buy orders in on IBM CAT and every DOW stock that shows any buyers...

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:38 | 908952 Trichy
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BTFStagflation

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:38 | 908953 Rockfish
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Bank local, reduce - better yet eliminate debt, stop watching the boob tube.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:39 | 908955 Quintus
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And was the prior figure revised higher or lower?  Go on Tyler, surprise me.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:49 | 908996 Quintus
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To answer my own question, the prior figure was (To the surprise of absolutely no-one) revised higher from 404k to 413k.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:51 | 909013 WestVillageIdiot
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And I believe the 404k figure was used to justify a stock market rally.  Just like yesterday's new home sales that were skyrocketing and at the same time the lowest in 47 years.  Lies, damn lies, etc.......

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:59 | 909054 Quintus
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Indeed.  Given the huge disconnect between the initial figures and subsequent revisions, I don't know why the BLS don't just make up whatever numbers they feel are necessary to provoke the market reaction they desire and then revise them later when nobody's looking. Oh, wait....

 

 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:42 | 908959 Oh regional Indian
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Well, if that is how big a miss they are admitting to and the revision a few weeks later is downwards, imagine how bad the situation really is.

Right after the state of the break-up address too!

Americka....rock...hardship place. And so all of us get to suffer the same fate. India is hog-tied to the dollear!

ORI

http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/01/26/a-ha-ahahaha/

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:42 | 908960 Wm the Shrubber
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So, CNBC tells us that snow kept workers at home, hence the spike in filings.  Wouldn't snow keep the unemployed from getting to the UE Claim office to file?  Can't wait to see the upward revision on this one.....

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:45 | 908974 WestVillageIdiot
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That is kind of what I was thinking, too.  How did they file?

 

They have measured 19 inches in Central Park for this latest snowstorm.  I would say that there is 10 - 12 inches of accumulation in most areas.  The temperature is right around freezing right now.  It will hit about 36 in Manhattan.

I hope this doesn't do anything to stop the Netflix rally.  It is great that we can build our economy on a company that mails out and streams crappy TV and movie content.  Give me more of those "Little Fockers".  Who needs to make anything?  I wish they would complete the transformation of the Meat Packing District to boutiques and "luxury" condos.

Luxury condos for everybody, bitchez. 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:55 | 909032 Michael
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People sitting at home with nothing to do. What to do? What to do?

Lets apply for unemployment on line. 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:27 | 909139 Johnny Lawrence
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And how often is weather blamed when retail sales come in below expectations.  So, when it snows, people stay home and don't shop.  But, when it snows, everyone gets in their car and goes to the unemployment office.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:45 | 909190 Blano
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Exactly.

You know, it's amazing how much clearer things become when you finally realize that the basis for most information the guvmint puts out is fraud. 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:43 | 908961 Clockwork Orange
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egads!

looks like we got the sputter-nik moment instead.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:43 | 908963 DavidC
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Not sure what the problem is. 405k expected, 454k returned, only 12% adrift in their forecasts...

(sarcasm off)

DavidC

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:46 | 908984 WestVillageIdiot
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+ $209.00 (the price of a NFLX share right now, pre-market)

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:50 | 909003 alexwest
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@DavidC
sure.,. no problemo.. jsut 10% off.. CBO screwed really big way recently
2011 budget deficit was 1 trln$, now it 1.5$ trln official.. forecast

alx

ps
sarcasm is on

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:43 | 908965 The Limerick King
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The numbers are looking quite dire

But Cramer says stocks will surge higher

Should I just buy the dip

Or a gun with a clip

Adios frying-pan....hello fire.

 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:47 | 908991 WestVillageIdiot
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What, you can't have both?

Buy the f-cking dip and buy the f-cking clip.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:01 | 909047 The Limerick King
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Are you suggesting BTFDABTFCYFI...?

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:21 | 909125 Eric The Red
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Dude, you are my hero.  Keep those limericks coming.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:44 | 908968 max2205
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BTFDYFI's

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:44 | 908969 PositivelyNegative
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NON DEFENSE CAPITAL GOODS -6.3%!!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:44 | 908970 thepigman
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the benank KNOWS we have a bullshit

economy. Wonder what the forecast

is in his locked drawer? 1% GDP

with structural unemployment?

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:49 | 908995 WestVillageIdiot
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2005 - "The new guy can't be any worse than Greenspan."

 

2008 - "The new guy can't be any worse than Bush."

Anybody looking forward to the next round of sociopaths that get moved into these positions? 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:44 | 908971 Thee Barbarous Relic
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Just wait. We are letting go of 2 people out of 5 who have worked 7 and 17 years respectivly at the end of Febuary.The company has been going for 24 years so far.Just hunkering down to try and ride out the storm.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:50 | 909008 The Talmud Kid
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I firmly believe everyone who supports the kenyan muslim communist and the demokratik soviet should be fired from private business and industry.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:45 | 908976 TwoJacks
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did it really snow 4 of the last 5 months?

Damn

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:45 | 908977 Occams Aftershave
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O' course there's more unemployed.  Who d'ya think is on the couch watching all those Netflix?

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:49 | 908999 WestVillageIdiot
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You have to have something to watch while you box the clown.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:46 | 908982 Bill Lumbergh
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We don't need jobs in this new POMO economy.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:47 | 908986 SDRII
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Doesnt look good for Mubarak....

 

the outlawed Muslim Brotherhood -- the main opposition group, which has so far refrained from officially endorsing the demonstrations -- has called on its members to turn out on the streets in large numbers and join the protests after tomorrow's Friday Prayers. Washington appears to be aling9ing with the protestors – Clinton said "We believe strongly that the Egyptian government has an important opportunity at this moment in time to implement political, economic and social reforms to respond to the legitimate needs and interests of the Egyptian people," she said. No reported Egyptian police on Jan. 27 fired rubber bullets, a water cannon and tear gas at hundreds of protestors in Suez as ElBaradei Offers To Oversee Interim Government whos says Mubarak should retire - STRATFOR/RFERL

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:55 | 909028 QQQBall
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Pray then riot. Nice

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:24 | 909130 Eric The Red
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Mubarak is a douche who deserves whatever he gets.  Bad Karma dude.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:51 | 909387 Neutron_Boy
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The US State Dept. (Read Obama) praised the overthrow of the Tunisian Dictator too.  What is the common thread?  Who is going to replace these secular dictators in Tunisia and Egypt?  Anyone, Anyone?  Buehler?

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 13:20 | 909657 Fearless Rick
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A man came from Princeton named Bernanke

who though he could run a big bankie,

He twiddled one thumb

stuck one up his ass just for fun,

and made money with the wave of a hankie!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:47 | 908987 razorthin
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http://www.cnbc.com/id/41290946

Bad news is always due to an exogenous force.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:01 | 909064 Bob
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Bombshell indeed.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 18:06 | 910900 UninterestedObserver
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By bombshell you mean non event right?

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:47 | 908989 ejmoosa
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Personally, I think you are a lot better off looking at Total Employed in the Private sector.

 

And while that number is updated only once a month, it is headed higher and has been since Jan 2010.

 

How many of these new unemployed are government workers?  I'm not going to use the fact that they are losing their jobs as a negative indicator.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:47 | 908990 toros
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It's official

http://finance.yahoo.com/

 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:48 | 908992 Boilermaker
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REITs are up...

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:48 | 908993 Cheesy Bastard
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Fewer layoffs in the snow plowing, snow shoveling, and snow blowing industries.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:48 | 908994 Alcoholic Nativ...
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FUNPLOYMENT FTW!!!!!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:49 | 909001 thepigman
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Wow!! Lucky for us the bernank has
rigged the markets.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:54 | 909017 razorthin
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Oh sure, these ridiculous PEs are justified.  Lucky for us the Bernank has assured us the next crash is above the horizon.  Thanks for the telegraph, Bernank.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:50 | 909002 GolfHatesMe
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This all but assures a Dow 12k close

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:50 | 909010 Sudden Debt
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UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE NEED TO BE ERASED FORM THE STATISTICS MUCH FASTER!!!

 

CTRL-A

DELETE!!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:51 | 909011 pazmaker
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ok Harry Wanker   how are you going to spin this one?

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:55 | 909031 WestVillageIdiot
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I sure hope this continues to drive gold and silver down.  I want to do more long-term purchases at lower prices.  Seriously!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:55 | 909033 thepigman
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As the markets will have no reaction,

Wanker will just tell you good times

are around the corner.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:41 | 909183 holmes
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Like Lucy and Ethel trying to wrap chocalate candies on the assembly line, Harry is probably helping out his workers at his wildly successful Company.

No time to see the bad stats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wp3m1vg06Q

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:53 | 909019 thepigman
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Futures have barely budged. The

greatest fraud of all times continues

courtesy of the bernank.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:55 | 909030 JonNadler
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this is one is great

 

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - New U.S. claims for unemployment benefits rose more than expected last week as harsh weather conditions in some parts of the country kept workers at home and caused a backlog in the processing of claims, a government report showed on Thursday.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:57 | 909043 razorthin
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guess they were all seeking shelter at the claims office.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:00 | 909231 Coast Watcher
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Jesus. That Reuters report makes absolutely no sense. The logic is nonexistent. It's like someone said: Well, gotta put lipstick on this pig somehow. Let's baffle them wiht bullshit."

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 18:09 | 910910 UninterestedObserver
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When they say workers who do they mean? If you are unemployed then you aren't "a worker" and I have a hard time believing it takes more than 1 govt drone to turn on the computer to file the claims - forget I said that it probably takes 100....

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:55 | 909034 Kaaos
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Jobless claims unexpectly rises because of weather related backlog

Brittish GDP unexpectly falls because of cold weather

It's all about the weather. It will be alright on summer, no worries...:)

 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 11:46 | 909375 JonNadler
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that's a snow job

 

even in Egypt the rioting is because of the snow

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 13:23 | 909666 Fearless Rick
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No, the economies of the great nations will still suck this summer, due of course to

 

Wait...

 

for...

 

it...

 

EXCESSIVE HEAT!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 18:10 | 910913 UninterestedObserver
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The great thing is when everything sucks this Summer we will be able to blame it on the heat

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:57 | 909045 Sands8oo
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This is excellent news!

 

DOW 250,000!!!  Gold?  Whats that?

 

Fucking surreal...

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 09:59 | 909051 b_thunder
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Snow?  I thought you file for benefits over the phone or online, and they transfer $$$ to the prepaid debit card.  So, no trips to the office to file, and no postal delays to get the check!  WTF the snow has to do with the number?

 

 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 18:11 | 910915 UninterestedObserver
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Hey no arguing with the ministry of disinformation - penalty is lobotomy by spoon.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:02 | 909061 TheGreatPonzi
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How can someone honest claim that snow impacts layoffs? You have to be seriously insane and retarded to claim this.

Retail sales, ok, I could understand snow has impact, but unemployment claims?

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:01 | 909063 digalert
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Honest to goodness no lie, CNBS reports:

"high UE could be due to snow!"

 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:02 | 909066 oh_bama
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You guys are too negative!!

People go to claim cause they knew this week weather will be bad!!

More people retired early!

more people in graduate school and MBA programs!

hehe. BTFD!!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:03 | 909069 Cash_is_Trash
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But, but, but... Obama is positive on America's future!

Lies, damned lies and Obama

Fuck you too Timmah

 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:03 | 909071 myztix
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Durable goods represents # from Dec while the jobless represents # from last week.

Not that strong of a correlation. If any, just a postulation.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:04 | 909075 oogs66
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     A Labor Department official said snow in four southern
states in previous weeks created a backlog of claims that were
processed last week. While the economy has improved, it hasn’t
been enough to reduce an unemployment rate  that Federal Reserve
policy makers said yesterday is too high and requires pressing
ahead with a $600 billion stimulus plan.

 

someone actually got it right, snow delayed people from filing so these workers were really laid off in prior weeks and just didn't make it to file until now.

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:18 | 909116 oh_bama
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Nope you are too negative because you think too much. think way too logical..

 

ignore all your math.. they won't work. Just close your eyes and BTFD!!

 

 

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 18:12 | 910924 UninterestedObserver
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Yeah most newly fired people are so well off they usually wait weeks to file - yep it's true

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:04 | 909076 slow_roast
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It's all very clear guys; the snow caused people to stay at home and sign up for NFLX!  BTFN(etflix)!

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:04 | 909077 bingaling
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Hey Tyler, didn't we have this same fucking snow excuse early 2010 for something? Deja vu

Thu, 01/27/2011 - 10:07 | 909084 Alex Lionson
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Bingo!

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