Join The Fed's Chat Board Alongside The Chairman During His Address At The Community Affairs Research Conference

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ivars's picture

See how nicely USA stimulating effects on DJIA pattern follows those of Greek government on Athens index in 2009. The USA seems to be very close to Greece in some financial behaviour aspects. Hence the future may also be the same:

ivana's picture

So you don't know that GS was in depth involved in Greek public financing, debt and frauds?

Ahmeexnal's picture

Donald Duck is *really* pissed about not being invited to the royal's orgy:


He even uttered the F-word:



During a 30-minute stump speech focused mostly on foreign affairs, Trump blasted Obama's handling of LibyaIraq, China and Afghanistan, and in one of his many curse-bombs, he lamented the nation's focus on building schools in war-torn Iraq, while neglecting education in the United States.

"In the meantime we can't get a f---ing school in Brooklyn," he said.

He also cursed the spike in gas prices: "We have nobody in Washington that sits back and said, you're not going to raise that f---ing price." 

Trump even dropped what's considered the most offensive f-bomb when he promised to use swear words while negotiating with China.

"Listen you mother f---ers, we're going to tax you 25 percent," he said.

Trump also sprinkled in a number of insults directed toward the nation's leaders.

"Our leaders are stupid, they are stupid people," he said. "It's just very, very sad."



Trump/Ventura in 2012???

Dr. No's picture

Listen you mother f---ers, we're going to tax you 25 percent,


Why doesnt he just say he's going to raise consumer prices by 25%?  Same thing, one is more clear and to the point than the other.

knukles's picture

Community Affairs Research Conference.
Ah hah, says I to myself! 
Community Organizer College!

The president is a self-described community organizer.
Could say the NWO folk are community organizers.
Along side the US, UN and NATO in Libya, AfPak, Iraq, tryin' to be community organizers.

How's all that Community Organizin' workin' out these days?

For that matter, could say that Jesus was a community organizer.

Jesus/Palin 2012
Re-appoint the Bernak and Timmah Two Hands
RUn them PM's and commodities....

(Who are screaming on my left?)

slaughterer's picture

This sentence from the Bernank made me choke: "For our part, we at the Federal Reserve will remain closely attuned to the economic health of all communities, including low- and moderate-income communities."'s picture

the Federal Reserve will remain closely attuned to the economic health of all communities, including low- and moderate-income communities."  


It's all part of the Cash for Gold outreach program.

ivana's picture

o yes, they will suck last drop of blood of mid class and when they are all on food stamps - then will forward them to iran

citrine's picture

Apparently, by that he means helping those communities to avoid foreclosures, which he mentions several times. And since the majority of mortgages are at fixed rates, quite soon everyone would be able to pay those mortgages off with the money that he is generously supplying. Result: no foreclosures, positive equity etc etc

EvlTheCat's picture

SquidBot will strip all your personal information from your PC, after you make the connection. Your IQ will also drop about 99.99%.

Cognitive Dissonance's picture

Everyone is suggested to participate and tell the Chairman what they really think. The chatboard link is here.


Can I identify myself as Tyler Durden in the chat or would you prefer to burn your own bridges? Assuming you have any left of course. :>)

redpill's picture

ZH invasion.  This will not end well, lol.

latizziforchizzi's picture

Let's watch gold & silver increase even more after his comments.

ghostfaceinvestah's picture

Gold just took out $1550.

Thank GOD for ZH - this site has helped me preserve my wealth.

BTW, where did all the deflationists go, the ones who used to haunt this site back in the early days?

A Lunatic's picture

Up $7 in about the last four minutes, LOL. Long live the Bernanke.

Mesquite's picture

They were probably watching him in China... 

The Axe's picture

Well that was a circle jerk...

the not so mighty maximiza's picture

I am afraid to join, will they suicide me?

Hephasteus's picture

They can't afford the travel voucher since the planes started charging them 90 grand a flight because they screwed their business into hole with perverted TSA agents.

So do you think you can take your postman?

the not so mighty maximiza's picture

Actually my postwomen is kinda hot,  hell yaa I could take her

slewie the pi-rat's picture

somebody wants to thin the herd?

AnarchoCapitalist's picture

ZH has taken over the chat board.

pepperspray's picture

..with more dignitaries than Westminster

lolmao500's picture

In other news, Trump thinks he can control OPEC.

And in other news... Trump gave lots of money to Harry Reid and Charles Rangel.

web bot's picture

Trump is America's equivalent of Ahmadinejad.

Having this take over power in Washington would be a very, very dangerous move. Despite the mess we are in, we need to be able to pick up the phone and call Beijing, Brussels... and oh ya, Ben. I would be remiss if I didn't include the ChairSatan.

RichardENixon's picture

I refer to Trump as "The Bankrupt"

MrPook's picture

beautiful. he and the bears made me so much casheesh i am celebrating with a bottle of bollinger. so i said thank you in the insult style

MrPook's picture

beautiful. he and the bears made me so much casheesh i am celebrating with a bottle of bollinger. so i said thank you in the insult style

X. Kurt OSis's picture

How the hell does this thing work?  All I get is 'standing by'?

Clorox Cowboy's picture

Don't do it!!! This link downloads a virus that gives Ben control of your printer.... AAAAHHH!

Clorox Cowboy's picture

I'm drowning in a sea comprised of ~75% cotton / 25% linen.  HELP!!!

Racer's picture

I don't need this much toilet roll...  HELP MEEeeeee.....

ghostfaceinvestah's picture

No kidding!  I clicked on it and some app opened a brokerage account on my computer and started buying IWN in large quantities.

outamyeffinway's picture

That could get out of hand. What was that one conference call they left the phone lines open and everyone was laughing at the Ceo....? Dam I forget.

FunkyMonkeyBoy's picture

04-29 13:00: Talk in the Pit of CME raising margin requirement for Silver Futures again on Monday - confirmation to follow




HA, HA, HA! they are f**king desperate! COMEX is blown for the crime scene it is.

augie's picture

This is getting to be beyond comical and straight into sad.

Dr. No's picture

Wait for the announcement no purchases allowed except to cover an existing short.

Hephasteus's picture

Let's see what has happened in the past.

There it is under collapse.

Sprott may have just did something really smart. If his silver and gold pool get pumped up to legit status he's going to be making canada happy.

Silver Bug's picture

Wow, after today, they won't be doing this again. What a HORRIBLE idea, on their part. They are going to get flooded with hate.

Hedgetard55's picture

Criminal Bernanke deserves a Turkish prison with a cellie named Mahmu for the rest of his natural life.

Gordon_Gekko's picture

Ooh baby...I'm gonna have some fun with this...

Gordon_Gekko's picture

Ooh baby...I'm gonna have some fun with this...

Hephasteus's picture

I figured 1550 would pull you out of the ether.

Gordon_Gekko's picture

Haha...yeah...looooong time man!

I really don't know why but what I remember most from all the thousands of comments I posted on ZH back then is the one where I used the Matrix analogy and said that Gold would be "the Neo" of "investments", that it was the simple and elegant solution to a complex equation...

THE DORK OF CORK's picture

Thank you Gordon , you are a altruistic F£$Ker really - you just project a selfish alter ego to defend yourself.

Gold is Good.