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Jon Stewart: "The Only People Who Have Recovered From The Meltdown, Are Those Who Caused It"

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Since Congress, the Senate and the president are all powerless to prevent the looting of the middle-class, it is only fitting that Jon Stewart will give it a try. When common sense, logic and reasoning all fail to make a dent in the status quo of immaculate corruption, maybe at least humor will have some success.

Most relevantly, Jon asks the $64k question:

"Are our banks made of balsa wood held together by baby tears."

Were the correct answer to this question finally to come from the administration, our continued existence would immediately become pointless.

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Thu, 01/14/2010 - 00:33 | Link to Comment Oso
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i laughed. i cried.  i gave this two thumbs up. 

 

nothing else is working.  thank god for Jon Stewart.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 11:14 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 01/14/2010 - 22:11 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 01/14/2010 - 00:43 | Link to Comment Cursive
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"The Only People Who Have Recovered From The Meltdown, Are Those Who Caused It"

+1  And where the hell is Alan Grayson?  Too busy picking a fight with Limbaugh, or something?

ETA:  The clip is really worth the 5 minutes.  There is more news and analysis on that clip than the blips and blurbs I catch on the MSM.

 

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 21:46 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 01/14/2010 - 00:45 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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i wonder if any of his writers peruse the humble pages of zerohedge?

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 08:57 | Link to Comment deadhead
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i wouldn't be surprised if this was written by zh folks......

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:03 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 01/14/2010 - 12:28 | Link to Comment Crime of the Century
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Beck refuses to apologize for endorsing gold, OK - got it. What is the problem, and why would ZH care? Many here recommend gold to family and friends as well. If I could get paid for doing it, I would be on that like white-on-rice.  

 

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 13:28 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 01/14/2010 - 14:16 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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Oh yeah, Glenn Beck is a national fucking hero!

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 13:59 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 01/14/2010 - 15:24 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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My point was, you don't see this point of view reported very much in the mainstream media, so is it possible the Daily Show writers are getting some subject matter from blogs like this? i.e. are contrarian viewpoints starting to emerge into the public's consciousness?

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 16:13 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 01/14/2010 - 17:45 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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I suppose the overarching question would be at what point is it accepted/realized that the 'mainstream media' doesn't control everyone's mind - and people have more than enough data points, ancillary and primary, to support whatever position they have chosen?

That is a good question. The number of data points is hardly relevant, though. People tend to see the evidence they want to see, i.e. confirmation bias and narrative fallacy. And these things are influenced (some would say manufactured) by media. Ours is a culture that fosters tunnel vision, and the ones who can see anything on the periphery are a self-selected tiny minority.

I don't watch the evening news because it is just too inane, so I admit I don't fully know what the MSM is reporting these days.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 17:51 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 01/14/2010 - 00:51 | Link to Comment gossamer
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Saw this and liked it a lot.  However Stewart has lost my respect because he treats Oblama with kid gloves.  Wish he would have called out Oblama for the favorable treatment that he has given to the ones who caused the meltdown. But this aint happening.  Stewart has proven to be just another Lib tard who feeds the left/right, red/blue illusion of choice.  

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 01:51 | Link to Comment packeteerist
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don't worry, by 1/1/2011 even John Stewart will be hatin' on Oblama. The real story is wether or not the wingnuts and the libtards can find some common ground.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 02:24 | Link to Comment Herd Redirectio...
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My biggest problem with Stewart and Colbert is that they talk about the issues, but in the end they justify them, or don't give them as much importance as they deserve.

 

I can think of many occasions where they have made very good points about corrupt politicians, or fraud involving the war on Terror and global warming scams...  And then followed it up with... Nothing.  Sell outs, IMO.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 02:45 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 01/14/2010 - 03:01 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 01/14/2010 - 04:03 | Link to Comment your neighbor
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totally agree. Stewart is the best at what he does. However it scares me to think how his socialist views are shaping the minds of the Gen X and Ys.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 06:07 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 01/14/2010 - 13:59 | Link to Comment your neighbor
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We are becoming more fascist every fuckin day. I am talking about Jon's view. He is a fascist? I think not. Think before you speak.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 09:54 | Link to Comment A tumor named Marla
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They're entertainers.  Comedians.  On Comedy Central.  The demographic is "entertain me" college kids.

You're actually getting waaaaaay more from Stewart/Colbert than one could reasonably expect.  This is coming from a self-professed "wingnut" who can't stand the Lefty nonsense Stewart spouts the rest of the time.

It's not the Big Finance Network or the Big News Network or Big ZHTV; it's a late-night news-oriented entertainment show.  They'll make jokes and actually slip in a little cogent analysis occasionally, but ultimately their job is to make their audience think JUST ENOUGH about the issue so that they can make a joke out of it and move on.  They do their jobs very well.....

It actually reminds me of the news reporters in Babylon 5 who have a specific story that Dear Leader wants told, but they are able to slip in a tiny bit of truth, enough to be real but not enough to justify getting shut down.  Not saying that's the case here, it's just a morsel to chew on.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:56 | Link to Comment Biggvs
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+1

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 15:45 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 01/14/2010 - 00:48 | Link to Comment Molon Labe
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Excellent.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 00:49 | Link to Comment Cistercian
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 Epic Win!

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 00:57 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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Tyler, perhaps the $64T question?

Classic Jon Stewart.

 

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 01:01 | Link to Comment knukles
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Criticize not Comrade Stewart for under repressive regimes humor provides the secure medium for truths.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 01:05 | Link to Comment Crab Cake
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I feel sorry for Jon.  How screwed up is it that decent informative TV has to come through a comedy show?  It reminds me of the historical Enlightenment period when free speech and the printing presses ran headlong into the monarchies of the day and all criticism pieces were labelled as 'fiction' to get under the radar.  (see Candide among others)

To continue the analogy...

If the internet (ala ZeroHedge) are the handbills with straight facts being passed on the street in a directly subversive way, then the Daily Show is the truth passing as 'comedy/fiction'.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 07:32 | Link to Comment Seer
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Consider the days of which he operated, Lenny Bruce might be one of the most courageous entertainer/social commentator ever in the US.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 01:12 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 01/14/2010 - 01:42 | Link to Comment JR
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Speaking of "the only people who have recovered from the meltdown," this off the LRC Blog: THE FED MAKES RECORD PROFITS FOR ITSELF BY INFLATING Posted by Thomas DiLorenzo on January 13, 2010

About ten years ago a Wall Street Journal article described some of the perks that Fed bureaucrats enjoy with all of their loot, such as a fleet of corporate jets, millions in real estate holdings, elaborate buildings and offices, etc.  Even the head janitor at the time made over $160K a year plus benefits.  Where does the money come from to pay for all of this?  It comes from interest earned on bonds that the Fed owns.  The Fed inflates the currency by buying bonds, thereby putting more money into circulation.  It holds onto the bonds and keeps a large chunk of the interest income on them, sharing the rest with the crooks and conmen in Washington (Oops, I mean “the Treasury”).  Today there is an AP article on the Web that announces, “Federal Reserve generates a record profit for 2009.”  Last year was the biggest “payoff” for creating inflation and boom-and-bust cycles in the entire history of the Fed.

There is research in the economics subdiscipline of public choice that asserts that Fed bureaucrats have a built-in inflationary bias because they literally profit from inflation in the way described here.  The “mainstream” of the economics profession ignores this research because 1) most monetary economists are paid by the Fed in one way or another; and 2) They believe in the fantasy that government bureacrats are selfless public servants devoted to correcting “market failures” (with their help, of course).

http://www.lewrockwell.com/blog/lewrw/archives/047278.html

FEDERAL RESERVE GENERATES A RECORD PROFIT FOR 2009:

Surplus reflects money made in securities to aid economy AP |The Baltimore Sun

WASHINGTON Jan. 13, 2010 — - The Federal Reserve generated record profits last year, reflecting money made off its extraordinary efforts to rescue the country from the worst economic and financial crisis since the 1930s.

The central bank announced Tuesday it logged a record windfall of $52.1 billion. Of that total, a record of $46.1 billion gets turned over to the Treasury Department.

It marks both the biggest profit and payment to Treasury on records dating back to 1914, when the Fed began operating. The previous record payment turned over to the Treasury - of $34.6 billion - was registered in 2007. In 2008, the Fed reported a payment of $31.7 billion.

The Fed's efforts to end the crisis are separate from the $700 billion taxpayer-funded financial bailout program authorized by Congress in 2008 and overseen by the Treasury Department.

Originally set up to shore up banks, money from the publicly derided program also has been doled out to rescue other types of companies, including General Motors, Chrysler and GMAC. President Barack Obama is weighing a levy aimed at recovering tax dollars from government-rescued financial institutions.

The bigger profit reported by the Fed came from $46.1 billion in earnings from the securities it held last year.

Such income went up as the Fed's holdings of securities mushroomed.

The Fed launched several securities-buying programs last year to help revive the economy. Its goal is to drive down rates on mortgages and other consumer debt.

Under one program that ended last year, the Fed snapped up $300 billion worth of government debt. Under another program, the Fed is on track to buy $1.25 trillion in mortgage securities from Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, and an additional $175 billion in debt issued by the mortgage giants. Those programs have boosted the value of securities held by the Fed.

The Fed faces a risk, however. The Fed could lose money if the central bank had to sell those securities and their prices were to fall. The Fed might need to sell the securities to sop up some of the unprecendented amount of money pumped into the economy during the crisis.

The Fed is funded from the interest earned on it vast portfolio of securities. It is not funded by Congress.

After covering expenses, the Fed gives the leftover to the Treasury Department.

Besides the income from its securities, the Fed said it earned $5.5 billion from holdings related to the takeover of investment firm Bear Stearns and insurance company American International Group.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/business/bal-bz.fed13jan13,0,4965700.story

And, of course, that’s just the tip of the money pile. And, with the way things seem to be working as the banks use the American government to launder their debts and profits, what’s “returned” to Timmay at the Treasury will be quietly recycled back to the shareholder banks of the Fed in oh so many “let-me-count-the-ways.”

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 02:09 | Link to Comment theadr
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Nice.  Our economy loses $10 Trillion and the Treasury makes $56 Billion.  Good f'n return, fucklowns.  Kinda like the one's the lobbyists get from the politicos -- times a 1,000!

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 04:11 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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The politicians really are simple fucks. Half of them are barely millionaires kissing billionairs asses.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 12:48 | Link to Comment JR
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A postscript from Chris Martenson’s “Time for An Audit…Or Some Competition, January 13 on “what the most powerful cartel is up to, as their private missteps become our collective pain”:

At first I thought a recent Washington Post article regarding 'earnings' at the Federal Reserve was a joke.  But it appeared in the business section, and there weren't any "gotcha!" retractions the next day, so I assume it was meant to be serious.

For those who understand the very simple idea that the Federal Reserve prints Federal Reserve Notes (or their electronic equivalent) out of thin air, the concept of 'earnings' on those same thin-air money units is intellectually challenging…

First of all, the word 'earnings' implies that value was created and/or something was at risk.  Neither applies to the Fed.  Let's review the process by which they 'earned' money in 2009.  We'll simplify this by examining just one of their activities, the purchase of Treasury debt.

Step 1:  Using keystrokes, create $300 billion out of thin air.

Step 2:  Buy Treasury notes and bonds with the $300 billion.

Step 3:  Collect interest from the US government on those notes and bonds.

Step 4:  Report record 'earnings.'

Step 5:  Wash, rinse, repeat.

What is the meaning of 'earnings' in that series of steps?  What value was created?  Where was the risk?  In this context, the word 'earnings' has no meaning or any relevance at all.  It's the exact same thing as if the Fed had printed 46 billion dollars put them on the income statement and called them 'earnings.'  Or 10 trillion dollars.  Or one dollar.  When you can create any number you wish using a keyboard, the number itself is meaningless.

Further, we might wonder about the comfy relationship between the government and the Federal Reserve in which the Fed buys government debt, the government then pays interest to the Fed on that debt, and the Fed then (mostly) returns these interest payments to the government as "excess profits." 

In that little circle, the Fed reports profits and the government reports revenue from the Fed.  They both 'win!'  But the entire thing is really just a sleight-of-hand exercise, wherein the Fed prints money out of thin air and hands it to the government.

It's a crafty little game with lots of moving pieces, but the essence of it is that money was brought into existence without any corresponding goods and services being created.  Which means that it is not a good thing (as reported); it is actually a bad thing.  It is among the most inflationary and dangerous monetary activities that can be performed, at least if the past 800 years of monetary history is any guide.  It looks clever and sounds sophisticated, but it really is nothing more than a distributed tax on every outstanding dollar in the system.  If the founding fathers despised taxation without representation, they would have truly hated this shell game...

The simple truth is that the Federal Reserve creates money out of thin air for the purpose of buying debt instruments.  That's it.  That's its entire business model…

http://www.chrismartenson.com/blog/time-audit-or-some-competition/33878

 

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 01:48 | Link to Comment BS Inc.
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I definitely don't think enough heads rolled on this whole deal to make me satisfied. I agree with Simon Johnson of Baseline Scenario that we haven't learned a damn thing.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 02:24 | Link to Comment Crab Cake
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You don't think enough heads rolled?

What heads rolled, at all, figuratively or literally?   

Of course we haven't learned anything!  The answer to the RE bubble popping was/is... Blow more bubbles as fast as possible with low interest rates, crank up the printing press, cook the books, and shove the truth in a deep dark vault. 

I have had it.  Any direction one looks, on nearly any issue, as far as the eye can see, it's hypocrisy, propaganda, out right lies, and bullshit. 

It's nearing the time for heads to actually roll around on the ground, seperate from their bodies.  It's nearing the time for corpses to swing from trees and lamp posts.  It's nearing the time for Mr. Bernanke to shoot his family, and then commit suicide, because the mob is coming for him and his. 

You people want to see terror, real terror, you wait.  It's coming if nothing is done soon. 

If we don't get a peaceful mass movement to bring some sanity to this god forsaken country soon, hell is what we're going to reap. 

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 03:01 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 01/14/2010 - 07:41 | Link to Comment Seer
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As long as the people accept the system, which makes them believe that they too can kiss a frog and they end up sitting at the top of the heap, then things aren't going to change.

As long as economics is the primary driver of humanity/life then nothing will change: we'll still be under the spell of capitatism's grow-or-die philosophy.

And what exactly would those in power fear from a "peaceful" mass movement?  Perhaps you've missed all those crowd control technologies that the State now has available to it?  You know, the stuff that they use against "peaceful" protest?

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 12:02 | Link to Comment silverhammer
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You don't have to participate in the system.  Move your money to banks that didn't participate in bailouts.  Transfer your debt if you have any to other institutions and refuse to get more, ever, unless it's an absolute emergency.  Buy used and with cash as much as possible and figure out ways to support yourself that don't involve taxes.  Home brewing is great because of the massive sin taxes imposed on alcohol.  Go on strike and encourage others to do the same, and watch tax reciepts plummet.  Totally peaceful and would kill the big banks fairly quickly, and would be nearly impossible to ignore.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 15:34 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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As long as economics is the primary driver of humanity/life then nothing will change: we'll still be under the spell of capitatism's grow-or-die philosophy.

No, you're incorrect. The system that controls us, TPTB, they don't have to live by the philosophy of capitalism. We peons do, but they don't. Only when TPTB are forced to live under capitalism like the rest of us (i.e. private gains AND losses), will there be a return to economic justice.

And economics always has been and always will be the primary driver. This is a simple consequence of living in a world delimited by scarcity. The only way to escape economics is to die. (See the zerohedge tagline.)

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 02:15 | Link to Comment chet
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This just pissed me off all over again.

I've been cynical about an American "oligarchy" for some time, but I guess I never really believed it.  I do now.

Even a couple months ago I was dissing on strategic default and such debt protest, but not anymore.

Our system is black cancer down to its core.  And if you aren't one of the very few doing the fucking, you're one of the vast majority getting fucked.

Here's something I've never allowed myself to think out loud:  I'm not sure this country is coming back from this crisis.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 02:31 | Link to Comment Crab Cake
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If this is what America is, then fuck America, let it not come back.  We can do better. 

 

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 02:59 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 01/14/2010 - 02:15 | Link to Comment chet
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This just pissed me off all over again.

I've been cynical about an American "oligarchy" for some time, but I guess I never really believed it.  I do now.

Even a couple months ago I was dissing on strategic default and such debt protest, but not anymore.

Our system is black cancer down to its core.  And if you aren't one of the very few doing the fucking, you're one of the vast majority getting fucked.

Here's something I've never allowed myself to think out loud:  I'm not sure this country is coming back from this crisis.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 03:53 | Link to Comment Burnbright
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Thought you guys might like this http://freedomwatchonfox.com/2010/01/13/01132009-freedom-watch-70-w-ron-... click on the first video. Judge Napolitano spells out pretty clearly the fraud commited by AIG in its dealings with GS and what it indicates concerning Tim Geithner and Hank Paulson. Great episode!

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 03:55 | Link to Comment Rick64
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This is what America has become because right or wrong we the citizens have trusted the politicians to do the right thing. Make the right decisions and they have failed us miserably. Now it is up to us the citizens to straighten things out, not just for ourselves but for future and past generations that have and will invest their lives in this great country. We can set the precedent for years to come. The time is now. The citizens need to rise up and make a stand because sitting on the sidelines hasn't served us well. All we need to do is go to Washington en masse . If 10-20 million people show up they will take notice. It will stop commerce and traffic ect.. Networks will be forced to acknowledge us.  This affects every human being regardless of race, political affiliation, gender. We need to set a date now!!!!

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 05:54 | Link to Comment The Rock
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count me in!

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:42 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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Try taking a look at the Articles of Freedom then from the 2009 Continental Congress - www.cc2009.us/aof

If you like what you see, please pass on to many.  I am planning my civic action of withdrawing my financial support from the Oligarchs and hope you will alongwith 10 million others. 

It's time to hold these fucks accountable.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:44 | Link to Comment Dr. Richard Head
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Sorry, that link isn't working.  Go to www.cc2009.us and you will find the rest. 

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 11:02 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Fri, 01/15/2010 - 02:36 | Link to Comment Rick64
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Thanks I am looking into this.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 09:58 | Link to Comment A tumor named Marla
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Don't worry -- between low consumer purchasing and rising gasoline costs, I think the trucks are due to stop rolling fairly soon.....

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 04:22 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 01/14/2010 - 11:49 | Link to Comment RonnieHonduras
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It proves the point that an economy cannot be built on finance for the sake of finance.

You actually have to produce something someone wants from a legitimate store of savings to have a healthy economy. This "print it out of thin air" BS is collapsing for the very same reason counterfeiting is no basis for an economy on a local level.

 

Good riddence.  Get out the pitchforks!

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 13:30 | Link to Comment gossamer
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The bankers saying they have to pay top talent top wages gets me rolling every time.  If you liken the bankers performance from say 2004 to 2009 to an NFL team we would find their records to be something like:

2004   13-3  (revised to 4-12, upon further review, 80% of TDs called back)

2005   12-4  (revised to 2-14 for same reason)_

2006   14 -2 (revised to 1-15 for same reason)

2007   4-12  (revised to 0-16 for obvious reasons)

2008   0-16  (team now bankrupt, TV contract lost, 0 season ticket holders)

2009   0-16  (League has folded but games are still played, a few sheep are the only fans left.)

 

Yea, that kind of performance mandates record bonuses.  Give me a break.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 05:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 01/14/2010 - 11:57 | Link to Comment RonnieHonduras
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Listen, dipshit...  Most of the Americans on this site are among the few sensible ones you don't need to preach to.

Don't anyone, yourself included, confuse democracy for freedom and liberty.  Democracy always leads to ruin; it is the theory that the people deserve to get what they want, and good and hard.  The system is F'd up in the U.S., no doubt.  How anyone can expect 19% of a population, let alone 100% of it if it were to all vote, to correctly determine the direction of a massive government when, in reality, 90% of them are economically, historically, (etc) illiterate.   Ignorance and stupidity at the voting booth froths to Congress the byproduct of ignorance and stupidity.  And to think people think "More government and more taxes" will actually solve the problem. 

That is what Americans are getting for forsaking liberty for security and the false god of Democracy.

Anyway, go preach on some dumbass progressive website, or some NeoCon dooshbag site vs. here.  These people are not  your worry.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 14:24 | Link to Comment WaterWings
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+1

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 20:03 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 01/14/2010 - 06:12 | Link to Comment The Rock
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redipping their balls in gold...NICE...

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO HAVE THEIR BALLS DIPPED IN BOILING GOLD AND THEN REMOVED!

Then, let's see, they need to be stripped, tarred and feathered, then hanged, drawn and quartered... disembowelment could also be added for even more effect.

After all, this is befitting for crimes of HIGH TREASON!!

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 08:06 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 01/14/2010 - 09:43 | Link to Comment nopat
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Wow, jaded much?  I suppose it's too large of an evolutionary leap for you to grasp as simple of a concept as irony over a storyline where billions of dollars in bonuses are paid out to the employees of an industry that received trillions of dollars in taxpayer bailouts.  Any more ironic and we'd have Alanis Morissette singing about Barney Frank wearing a shirt saying "I Fuck On The First Date" while at the annual Boy Scouts of America convention.

I know the issue is a lot more complicated than the one presented, but seriously, you couldn't make this shit up if you wanted to.

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Thu, 01/14/2010 - 12:04 | Link to Comment RonnieHonduras
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"In a democracy, each party devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule — and both commonly succeed and are right."
       —H. L. Mencken

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 13:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 01/14/2010 - 15:42 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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Jeez, the Obama apologetics are really wearing thin. Step out of your tired narrative and look around.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 12:11 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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You obviously don't watch The Daily Show because if you did you would not make the stupid assertion that they don't go after Obama, which they do, in spades (excuse the pun).

I won't argue with you subjectively about whether or not Jon is funny, but will only comment that if you think Maher is funny and Stewart is not then you need to change your diet or something.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 08:31 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 01/14/2010 - 08:56 | Link to Comment HEHEHE
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I still get a chuckle with the "if we don't pay them they'll leave".  WTF are they going to go?  Moreover making money being long the market since March was like shooting ducks in a f'n barrel.

 

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 09:00 | Link to Comment Miyagi_san
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Yes he reads ZH but the mass of his followers don't,  for him to reach large audiences with even a glimpse of the problem is paramount...stay on the path Jon. 

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Thu, 01/14/2010 - 09:44 | Link to Comment Brett in Manhattan
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Yeah, Jon Stewart is an idiot and not  funny. In fact, everyone who has ever lived is an idiot and not funny except the unemployable losers who spend all day & night on the internet chasing conspiracy theories and bemoaning the fact that no one has recognized their scary intellect and wisdom.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 09:49 | Link to Comment HEHEHE
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Hahaha, check out the big brain on Brett!  Please genius enlighten us with your immense wisdom?  Are you getting a fat bonus for buying up deflated assets with taxpayers money while the FED has your back?  Kudos great job...now wtf you going to do this year?

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 10:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 01/14/2010 - 12:06 | Link to Comment RonnieHonduras
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Please post both. Youtube blocked by the corporate firewall!

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 11:12 | Link to Comment Big Louie
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Maybe he has seen the light - now that it's all too obvious.

 

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 11:15 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 01/14/2010 - 12:04 | Link to Comment HEHEHE
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Did it a few weeks ago, bye bye chase, charles schwab bank doesn't charge for atm withdrawals from any banks hahahaha

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 13:42 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 01/14/2010 - 14:22 | Link to Comment Herd Redirectio...
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I have never shopped at WalMart in my life, and people look at me like I am crazy, and if I tell anyone that I don't shop at Walmart they think I am being 'holier-than-thou' and telling them how to live...

The fact that you are supporting China at the expense of North America just has not occurred to them, it seems.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 15:18 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 01/14/2010 - 11:59 | Link to Comment Gimp
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Hey I am as pissed off as everyone on ZH regarding the situation the country is in but let's all look in the mirror (myself included), we (the people) keep voting in the slime of our society to lead us. How many on ZH actually get out and run for office or help promote a worthwhile candidate to lead this great nation. Who on ZH volunteers their time to help raise money or campaign for anyone decent? We are all Monday morning quarterbacks. Stop bitchin' and do something about it. At least vote these motherfuckers out of office!

Yea without sin cast the first stone.

 

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 13:45 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 01/14/2010 - 14:25 | Link to Comment Herd Redirectio...
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I have been eligible to vote for 3 elections now (in Canada) and have yet to endorse any of the options available to me.

People can say i am skirting my responsibility by not voting, but in my opinion, it is those who vote for the 'least-worst' candidate that are the true sell outs.  If more people consciously decided not to vote, how could these elections be considered legitimate?

It is time the mainstream media acknowledges that people don't vote NOT because they are lazy, but because any vote is a vote IN FAVOR of the system!

Both (all) parties have been infiltrated, to the very highest level.  We need to start strategizing, keeping this in mind.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 12:09 | Link to Comment the grateful un...
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Well let's remember he has WRITERS who put this show together, and without them he's not quite as insightful as he seems to be here, recall when the writers were on strike? I would like to put their budget up against any of the major networks who just take the feed off the AP, or Reuters, and the copy the White House hands them. But how long did it take before websites like this starting connecting the dots, doing the math, and putting the economic news together, running on donations and cutting through partisan dividing lines, (The Daily Show is probably less partisan than the networks). Bottom line the world is changing, and buying the industrials 18 months after the recession isn't going to work, and PE's aren't going to work, and strong cash positiions aren't any good either, or look at the chart of MS. And most remarkable is that Madison Avenues agent of change, is really all about the status quo. Let's play this one for the writers.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 13:09 | Link to Comment jmc8888
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absolutely hilarious

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 14:49 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 01/14/2010 - 16:34 | Link to Comment Rick64
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 All the people complaining and getting sidetracked about whether Jon Stewart is this or that. All this is irrelevant to the message. We can elect the best people in the world and a few of them may make a difference but this is a stacked deck at this point. We need to make a stand and stop accepting the abuse that our politicians are imposing on the citizens. Join an organization there are links posted on this post. Do something don't just complain. These politicians are stealing our money. Our budget is large enough but when you have congress voting on their own pay raises (Is this a bad joke?Are you fucking kidding me?) while we are heading into a recession. They don't read any of the legislation that is voted on(maybe a few pages but rely on people in their party to tell them how to vote) i.e. derivitives in 1998. The SEC,FDIC,FDA, ect.. we are paying for these but they aren't effective with these criminals running them. These people are hypocrites, traitors, and a disservice to the American citizens.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 17:34 | Link to Comment Unscarred
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"The Only People Who Have Recovered From The Meltdown, Are Those Who Caused It"

 

Man, that's fucking phenomenal!

I had no idea that all those American's who purchased homes that we're three times more than they could afford, then lost their jobs, and had been living off of government assistance for the past 18 months have completely recovered.  Maybe now Obama will ratchet down his rhetoric about additional stimulus and wealth redistribution.

This populist bullshit is fucking disgusting.  When the fuck are people going to stop blaming Goldman for EVERYTHING and start looking in the fucking mirror!?

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 17:52 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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probably as soon as Goldman et al start living by the same rules the rest of us have to.

Also, I want my money back.

Thu, 01/14/2010 - 22:52 | Link to Comment Unscarred
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Surely you're not so naive as to think we live in a world of equal opportunity and fairness, do you?  After all, how the fuck does George W. Bush get admitted to HBS?  Don't tell me that The Devil short changed you in your transaction.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 00:04 | Link to Comment lawton
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"

This populist bullshit is fucking disgusting.  When the fuck are people going to stop blaming Goldman for EVERYTHING and start looking in the fucking mirror!?"

 

Unlike Goldman Sachs those people at least didnt commit criminal acts for the most part (I know some did lie on their applicatiions which the lenders never checked their info) and GS people did - it is against the law to promote those MBS's as safe when you 100% knew they were risky as hell while profiting from your deception. People are in jail right now for doing that but the only reason they arent is friends in high places. It is a disgrace what they got away with. That criminal case could be easily proven.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 02:16 | Link to Comment Unscarred
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I disagree with your legalese, but let's set that aside altogether for a moment and talk in terms of everyday common sense.  At what point did we, as a society, stop being accountable for our own actions and start blaming everything that doesn't end up in our favor on everyone else?

Like him or not, Lloyd had a great point during his testimony where he stated that GS sold their products to sophisticated investors.  Now, that title (along with "accredited" investors) has much to do with wealth and little to do with aptitude, but these were fund managers buying these products.  Goldman's job is to disclose risk to investors, not to advise them of what to buy.  People were looking specifically for this exposure.  If they want to disregard the prospectus (or worse, not understand the inherent intricacies and nuances therein), then God help them.

I know some did lie on their applicatiions which the lenders never checked their info

Don't dismiss this as insignificant.  If you're going to be pissed at Goldman, then get pissed at the applicants, the mortgage brokers, and the banks selling the mortgages, as well.  Be consistent and don't play favorites.

If consumers weren't buying more home than they could afford, and investors didn't crave more yield than was possible for the risk profiles they were willing to knowingly accept, then there would have been no market for Bear, Lehman, Merrill, JPMorgan, Morgan Stanley, and Goldman to sell into.

Further, if we're going to impose punitive damages on all companies who sell products that are detrimental to society, then McDonald's, Coca-Cola, PepsiCo, etc. should have been shut down years ago.

All I'm trying to say here is BE CONSISTENT in where you assess blame.  Pile on JPM, MS, BAC, WFS, etc. as well.  Don't single GS out just because of their bonus structure.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 02:48 | Link to Comment Rick64
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I agree with your assesment of blame, but at the root of all this are corrupt politicians deregulating and regulating according to the lobbyist whims which represent the banks and corporations and whose interests aren't those of the taxpayers(citizens) who are ultimately footing the bill. Besides this there is no accountability from anyone except the taxpayers who lost their homes and have paid a price and meanwhile the banks have been basically reimbursed and have gone on to bigger profits. The taxpayers recieved some benefits which are paid for by them. Both sides took risks they shouldn't have but only one side is coming out on the losing end.

Fri, 01/15/2010 - 03:27 | Link to Comment Unscarred
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I agree 100% with your assessment of the politicians at the center, but we also need to add the Federal Reserve and the incredibly (irresponsibly) low interest rates for an overly-extended time, as well.  And yes, the sole victim of their action is once again the citizens.

While the super-majority of citizens have come up on the losing end of what has taken place, I don't think it is fair to say all those working in the finance sector have won.  Goldman has done very well, but those at Bear, Lehman, Merrill, WaMu, National City, etc. have gone belly up, and NUMEROUS finance professionals are out of jobs and will likely never reenter the industry ever again.

I think most everyone looks at Goldman as a paradigm of how financials have recovered and react accordingly, and I think that is unfortunate.

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