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after reading this on bb when it popped across, i knew only moments later it would show on here.
WHY DO YOU ACCUSE THEM OF INSIDE TRADING KNOWLEDGE?!
JPMORGAN MAKES MONEY THANKS TO BENDOVER GIVING THEM TAXPAYER MONEY FOR FREE
It reminds me of the All-Drug Olympics:
I am Chumbawamba.
JPM and the effective IBs were tasked with restoring the nation's 401Ks by Helicopter Ben and they've are being paid handsomely for their cooperation in this Fed assault on free and fair markets.
do they have a line item for profit from wrongful foreclosures on military
Yeah it's right next to the one for food stamps.
and food stamp cards
//goes to check on his pot roast
They are good, and so what???
Are you jealous of their success in stock trading???
here is the real harry
LOL. Sounds just like him. Always repeating his "strong economy" mantra. BTW - who was stupid enough to give him a 99% community rating? Oh yea - when you're surrounded by the financially inept, Robert Kiyosaki sounds like a God.
same icon too...
If they are so fucking good then why do they need trillion dollar bailouts from the taxpayer, If things are so AWSOME as you claim then why is the USA 14+ trillion in the hole?? I could go on but everyone knows your on Bernanke's payroll to puke garbage on this site.
I am going to go against conventional wisdom here and state that I believe JP Morgan had a great year because they really are that good.
That being said, I also have a huge cock and I'm currently fucking Lady Gaga on weekends between gigs.
Lady GAG GAH?
Your one sick puppy...........LOL
hamywanger: when you can't find two ply toilet paper.
You guys fall for hamy.everytime!
So with ALL the volatility in the May-August time frame, only 8 days of trading losses?
I smell a Market Manipulator.
Rigged Casino - heads they win, tails you lose.
I agree Hamy. People are just angry they can't be like JPM. Happy days are here and I am growing weary of all of these sorry pusses. Can't believe you got mobbed junked.
keep up the good work, Hamy - you always make my day :)
He is funny. And the only intentional commedian who has made it at ZH. Hamy!
Hamy is a satirist - think Swift:
that's why they don't need reserves.
COGS are nearly zero, they write the rules, they are self-regulated; they damn well better be make a killing.
+1 Buzz. LOL Did you (or anyone) hear Allen Meltzer's interview on Bloomberg today? God forbid these bastards hold more equity capital (north of 20%) and be accountable to anyone.
I thought they were getting killed in silver.
Catherine Austin Fitts when asked if silver could bust JPMorgan "No. They could feel it but,... JPMorgan is the US government, and the US government has nukes"
...." getting killed in silver."
When they lose it is laid off on the taxpayers, we are all now short Silver.... Hi Ho Banksters, they get free ho's on the tax payers.
And when are they gonna disclose their balace sheet and let us see, that any investment that is not working for them is just pushed aside?
During those 8 days the offices must have been on fire,...or something.
Big deal. So did RobotTrader and HarryWanger.
Congrats JPMorgan. You're either a winner or a loser, they seem to be doing well, how are you doing?
Not doing too bad Chump - because I probably have more Silver than they do, and I didn't even get a Tax Payer Bailout or 0% interest loans.
bailouts by citizens 0% loans.. all part of the game. Look at Ireland giving corps lower tax rates than other countries. This is simply a non-nation party participating in the game humans have played in for centuries called "Control the World". Long live the truly free market where laws are made to benefit some, no sympathy for the majority.
Wow. I am watching President Obama, Nobel Peace Prize recipient, give Warren Buffett, a Medal of Freedom.
I just threw up in my mouth.
How about a go fuck yourself medal for some of those douchbags!
They can give each other citizenship awards all day long till they get scholeosis. But they can never get the trust back.
buy silver! Make these fucking crooks go bankrupt covering, and put that bitch Blythe out on the street selling her ass for $5 a trick.
FIVE DOLLARS for Blythe?!?!? ummm...do I get a beer with that?
There is no reason for jpmorgan to have any down days.
With Joe Sixpack and corporate insiders no longer playing, who is on the losing side of all those trades?
The American taxpayer.
In the form of the Federal Reserve.
Shouldn't there be a doctoral student at U of Chicago working on a thesis on how this is not statistically possible? Doesn't Steven Levitt love that type of analysis Oh wait, that would be instant blacklist for life.
+9 Standard Deviations
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