• BullionStar
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    The US Gold Market is best known as the home of gold futures trading on the COMEX in New York. The COMEX has a literal monopoly on gold futures trading volumes worldwide, but very little physical...

The JP Morgue Whistleblowers Are Back

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Fri, 12/24/2010 - 12:39 | 828029 Dolar in a vortex
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Nicely done.

I invoke Billy Joel, "We didn't start the fire ...."

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 13:21 | 828095 66Sexy
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i liked the female bear voice better

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 16:20 | 828419 JLee2027
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Yeah me too!

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 18:20 | 828662 Malcolm Tucker
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Speaking of whistle blowers, now we have the aptly named Patriot App!



Fri, 12/24/2010 - 22:43 | 829039 Herd Redirectio...
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Well, cell phones already had the ability to listen in on ANY conversation, while turned off!  And your movements can be tracked...  Kinda reminds one of 1984, although in that case it was a TV in your room that spied on you, a phone that you always carry with you, much better!

You have good reason to be fed up!

Check out our latest PsychoNews story: "Psy-Ops, Disinformation & Bold Faced Liars"


"What has been happening is the central banks have decided if they couldn't have real price stability, they would atleast provide citizens with the illusion of it.  How could price stability be perceived, without being real?  The answer: suppression of precious metals prices.  Why?  Because precious metals, gold and silver primarily, are competing currencies to banker-issued fiat currency.   Keep the price low, or even drive it down, and people will theoretically retain faith in fancy (but intrinsically worthless) watermarked pieces of paper, or better yet, numbers on a computer screen.

In order to maintain power it is crucial for the Oligarchy (of which central bankers are only a small part) to discredit precious metals.  Price suppression is part of the project, but it can only last so long, and as we have seen, it is not possible to completely suppress demand for gold and silver.  So the natural complement to price suppression is a psychological operation, AKA psy-ops. "

Sat, 12/25/2010 - 08:03 | 829483 Azannoth
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I dont even keep my SIM card in the phone unless I make or expect a call, and in Germany you have to show your passport before buying a SIM card

Sun, 12/26/2010 - 14:45 | 830580 DosZap
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Herd,Remove the battery.

In the off position,your conversations can be monitored.Battery out, unless you have been Chipped, should be safe.

SIM cards of course have no power supply(unless Chipped).

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 15:15 | 828274 Quixote2
Fri, 12/24/2010 - 21:50 | 828977 sunny
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I just heard that Bush3 was renominating the Fed for a Nobel prize in economics.  How about we start a movement to nominate the folks at Extranormal for that prize.  Clearly they have a better understanding of how economies work.

How does one go about making such a nomination?


Sat, 12/25/2010 - 00:31 | 829212 Herd Redirectio...
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I believe Xtranormal is just the software/website, individual users have to create the content/have an understanding of how economies work.

Sun, 12/26/2010 - 00:46 | 830197 Croesus
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Fri, 12/24/2010 - 12:41 | 828034 bobert
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Sat, 12/25/2010 - 20:53 | 830066 Turd Ferguson
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Turd concurs.


Fri, 12/24/2010 - 12:42 | 828035 Confused
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Wow, scary times ahead? 

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 14:45 | 828214 sgt_doom
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Excellent vid!  Now how about the "coincidental" confluence of recent events:  the chocolate futures market cornered several months back, and now the situation in Ivory Coast, which no doubt will drive up the futures market in chocolate!  (Perhaps, there are NO coincidences!)

And speaking of strange coincidences, how's come this Thomas Bodstrom, partner in that law firm of Borgstrom and Bodstrom, involved in a political-bankster vendetta to get Julian Assange of Wikileaks, appears in this photo at a speed dating event in Sweden with a woman who is definitely not Mrs. Bodstrom?  And why is Thomas Bodstrom, whose firm is involved in its highest-profile case ever, now in America?



Fri, 12/24/2010 - 12:51 | 828047 philgramm
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5000 ounces came in last week....................FU JPM!!!!!!!!

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 12:51 | 828049 Oh regional Indian
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Heh.... funny. I suppose cartoon realities are best explained by cartoons eh?



Fri, 12/24/2010 - 12:55 | 828052 Rusty Shorts
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"Latest in the series of leaked cables from the whistle-blowing website, Wikileaks, is an open admission by President Mills that some oil companies had attempted to offer him a juicy package to influence him."


Fri, 12/24/2010 - 13:01 | 828062 Oh regional Indian
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Darth Cheney to the rescue!


Fri, 12/24/2010 - 13:08 | 828071 cosmictrainwreck
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"Asst. Sect'y of States [sic] Johnnie Carson..." that's a hoot! the guy's a comedian, right?

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 13:59 | 828149 chopper read
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"President (John Atta) Mills told the aforementioned individuals how he was committed to putting the country’s oil proceeds to good use but had cause to complain that a number of corrupt oil company representatives had attempted to bribe him."

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 14:13 | 828162 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Give Obama credit for being a war monger.  Barry had Africom ready on day one. 

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 15:40 | 828328 Careless Whisper
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(r) = (d)  now we startin' to get it

the ghost of Jackie O visits JP Morgue HQ (@3:40):


lindsay lohan fans follow in her footsteps against evil bankers:


Fri, 12/24/2010 - 21:16 | 828936 Herd Redirectio...
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WTF, that is the 2nd video I have seen by that guy.  All I can say is, ummmm..... Questionable logic, but well-intentioned!  Probably not the greatest spokesperson from a credibility standpoint, but hey, whatever makes the teenyboppers learn something vital!

Sat, 12/25/2010 - 02:08 | 829310 e_goldstein
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best 'peace thru war' president evah!

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 12:56 | 828055 Unlawful Justice
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TRUST............ your shit without it.  


Fri, 12/24/2010 - 19:56 | 828823 strannick
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Trust, then verify

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 21:23 | 828945 malikai
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Just verify.

Sat, 12/25/2010 - 02:05 | 829307 Village Idiot
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But verify.

Sat, 12/25/2010 - 02:08 | 829312 e_goldstein
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just don't trust.

Sat, 12/25/2010 - 02:58 | 829356 Village Idiot
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Sat, 12/25/2010 - 16:55 | 829960 Hephasteus
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Governments can't be verified. So they can't be trusted. There is no due dilligence. Everyone who jumps on board is just another fool in the fool conga line.

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 12:58 | 828060 dizzyfingers
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This is the only site worth checking every 10 minutes or so.

You are sooo good.

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 13:13 | 828079 Syntaxkat
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yup, set as my default page.

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 14:20 | 828180 illyia
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++ 1 Lb AU

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 15:37 | 828324 strannick
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Effen Eh to that. Not said nearly enough.

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 16:24 | 828426 lead salad
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Fri, 12/24/2010 - 17:53 | 828598 cosmictrainwreck
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love that avatar, lead salad. HA. keeps me "grounded", yesh

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 13:04 | 828064 truont
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I think the JSomm is the likeliest of the "captured" regulators at the CFTC...

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 13:03 | 828065 Captain Benny
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I'm so glad that I made the conscious choice months ago to free up capital to invest in PMs.  Its been taking some time, but I'm ready to "buy the fucken PM dips" ... Plan to quadruple my large investment size in physical / PSLV the coming three months.

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 13:13 | 828068 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Silver's spotlight, however dim, has good aim, and look how light does follow a star.  The MSM is all abuzz about the shiny metal, wondering thoughts aloud once only reserved for tin foilists to murmmor.  But the world over is now abuzz at buying silver in hope to crash the hated House of John Pierpont Morgan:  The precious metal of course is also a fantastic store of wealth, maybe better than in its entire history (what is above ground supply?).  The price suppression is epic, and a case for 'the most blatant manipulation of monie since Rome sacked their Tresurie' can not only be made, but stand.  The former first loan of recourse, alongside gold, has been used topically by the oilgarchs on the faux massage of the American Adventure that has led to the pillaging of the world over.  Its value lost in the dreamlike somatic state of this disneyworld, dollars trade with minimal desire towards the former iconoclast.  Now that monetary policy is affecting all commodities, plentiful and finite, there will be a move that realizes the fate of silver and the fate of the world.

The complacency of humans can be insurmountable, and silver is at a watershed moment.  Whether or not there is any silver on the COMEX is besides the leverage known on the exchange.  At least 7 to 1 but maybe upwards of 100 to 1, silver and the other metals are leveraged against....well, each other to form the basis of the financial system.  Once the loans of first recourse are made, the fascist bank ledger begins to accumulate fractional realized earnings.  You see when it comes to leverage and manipulation there are many layers under the surface.

There are points of inflection for all goods with silver not an exception.  If silver in dollar terms is pushed to high, by an increase in demand, a decrease in supply, or by poor monetary policy, the whole landscape of trade would be wrecked.  Silver is used in industry for medical equipment and photography and there would be no 21st century without it (at least not the 21st Century imagined by most).  It is my belief that silver will be the second to last finite commodity to appreciate, with substantial price appreciation happening in the face of rising oil costs (this trend began in earnest once silver broke $20.92).  Silver has absorbed much of inflation's excess, but it can only take so much more before technology takes a hit.  With the move in people actually taking wealth into their own hands, in the form of silver, this price rise may happen hard, fast, and now. 

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 14:43 | 828210 Bay of Pigs
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Mr Hendrix, that is simply awesome.

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 14:50 | 828222 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Thank you B of P.

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 15:34 | 828313 breezer1
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i read somewhere that a missle uses 300 or more ounces .

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 15:35 | 828320 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Talk about wealth destruction.

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 20:11 | 828844 strannick
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Sun, 12/26/2010 - 15:53 | 830677 Jerome Lester H...
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Wouldn't that be wealth redistribution?

Sat, 12/25/2010 - 10:00 | 829585 The_Euro_Sucks
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Nice Christmas thought, Crash JP, get worldpeace buy silver ;)

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 15:50 | 828355 IQ 145
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 "---the second to last finite commodity to appreciate,--" ah, well, that's alright; but personally I'm waiting fgor those infinite commodities.

Fri, 12/24/2010 - 16:04 | 828381 Mr Lennon Hendrix
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Gold only comes from super novas.  Silver only 'grows' with a sister metal.  Oil takes thousands upon thousands of years to form.  Corn, cotton, soy all grow as much as they are watered and planted.

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