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JPM To Save The Day
When the market seems like it is about to roll over, who you gonna call? Why future Treasury Secretary Jamie Dimon of course... Courtesy of IOIA, we now know whose ETF desk has a sole purpose in life to hit the Chairchopper's Russell 2000 target of 36,000 before June, when it all goes to hell.
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3 cheers for the house of Morgan!
Boo! Hiss! Die!
Will that do?
:D
eh, close enough.
cap'n, cap'n, i kin only hold 'er so long....she's gonna blow....
All your offers are belong to us.
Does Underdog wear Under Armour? I hope Underdog at least bought the stock.
http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=UA&ql=0
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underdog_(TV_series)
You're going to cause RoboTrader to blush with this comment.
To be perfectly honest I didn't think that was possible.
Americans want to know what to do.
Do they buy equities, many of which have had anywhere from 300% to 5600% returns since 2008, and many of which can't even be valued due to gross distortions and a massive bubble (that makes the dot.com look mild in many ways)?
They are waiting for further instructions from the benevolent and well-meaning guidance of The Goldman Sachs.
Its over---they have much bigger dicks... The market can only go up...
goldman as been the shield for JP...
JP Morgan is a $800 Trillion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNFb6qe7Tmg monster... some say multiply that by 4 and some say by 10... just depends on who and who knows what.
Goldman could be bought and burned down by JP with the spare change found in Dimons couch, that is in his 5th house that he forgot that he owns.
JPM = FRB.
+100,000,000,000,000
1 million in 40 minutes.
60% of that in less than two minutes.
The market is rigged - any questions?
1907 redux
As long as its gamable.
Still not even holding 12,000 on the DOW, big deal. Also just loving the utter hypocrisy of the gold sourpusses who have proclaimed 'its OVER', as gold sits at $1,330, while only a few months ago it was considered insane to think gold would be over $1,000. So keep BTFD on worthless paper junk that everyone knows will someday suddenly plunge and trust that youre the quickest draw in town.
Sheep,
I think JW has it all down pat.
Get ready to buy at 1175/1200 one last time,before your paper turns to shite.
http://www.24hgold.com/english/news-gold-silver-china-plays-europe-card.aspx?article=3319174422G10020&redirect=false&contributor=Jim+Willie+CB
Also from Jim Richards.............
Salient info for those who have not read it.
http://kingworldnews.com/kingworldnews/KWN_DailyWeb/Entries/2011/1/25_Richard_Russell_-_Get_Out_of_Your_Dollar_Assets_Now%21.html
buy the dip guys... (dont junk me, read on) I have heard 1,100.. now whether that is whatever to whatever? in the 1,100's.. thats some real good free advice guys...
make some money, buy some stuff you really need and then get your helmets out and put ypour helmets on cause it aint gonna be pretty... unless QE 2(c) starts or are we @ (d) or (e) now?
Tyler can I get a real number of luquidity injections from 2007 forward? inclusive of the name change ones..
super duper free banker money bonus round number 12, or whatever.
Please buy extra for those dumbasses you Love that dont have a clue.. lets not make this about we are smart and they are stupid and should suffer.. we are not animals, if you are smart enough to think ahead.. be nice enough to add for someone other than yourself.. include ammo to that as well.
I should have said my buys are in 1,100.. unless it flattens out on the way down. But buying on the way down is not a bad thing, never was.. as long as it is close to the bottom.
don't buy gold JW, you will lose all your money
don't buy gold JW, you will lose all your money
i am in @ 6 and 9... same as I ever was... and at 1200.. 1300... I am in again...
so you can watch the nieghbor fuck your wife you limp dick old fuck.
am single JW. Why all the hostility, it's just one troll to another here, old Jon just trying to help you out here baby
my bad bro... I am newly single and the adjustment is not suiting me.. its not you, it is me.
Well said... spot on.. You can be sure the big dogs will be out when the retail investors get a pounding.
I would be scared to leave any trade open over-night..
When this shit hits, it will be without warning, and during euphoric outlooks of the future..
BTFD, sell the top... and buy more gold, guns and food..
What I do not understand is the constant whinning about price suppression. It's a gift if you ask me. I'll keep buying and thankful that anyone will give me a hard asset for a worthless piece of paper.
whoever junked you is a cowardly dreamer
skinny finger at 11:35
Skinny, indeed.
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Is Blythe Polly Purebred?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Underdog_characters#Sweet_Polly_Pur...
The resemblance is remarkable.
Sweet Polly Purebred.
Blythe "PureBred" Masters
Clearly they were separated at birth.
pure polly hot pocket!
Banks are critical players in the global warming fight??? Holy shit I thought I'd heard it all. She should be bitched slapped just for all the stupidity just in that one comment.
More like "Carbon Swindlers". Any f'n way to make a buck!
She'd dismiss you as 'simplistic'
Be careful, Blano. She could scare you shitless.
Fuck your carbon bitch.
Fuck your silver bitch.
Fuck your gold bitch.
Fuck your entire damn periodic table.
When my bonus is in trouble, I am not slow, it's hip hip hip and away I go!
Simon Bar Sinister says buy NFLX
If one had bought Netflix when the guys on ZH first started dissing it; one would have made ALOT of money! Have not heard a word in over a week. Time to short? Anyone? Up big time today!
Short at 200.
Tips nicely when P/E stretches to mid-70s ... I'd wait a bit longer. More shorts to fry first. NFLX is toast as so on as Google or another big player competitor joins the game. Nobody gets to keep a 75 P/E all to themselves for long. Bank on it.
Zackly!! You can bet your sweet ass there is someone right now looking to invest big in a piece of that market... I remember when Blockbuster was the ONLY place to get videos.. pretty much..
True Dat.
If you do it has to be 4 days after earnings. Price usually flatlines or goes up after good earnings. It takes at least 3 days for everyone to sell into the Mo Mo.
Even Bernanke Gleemed when he told Steve Liesman of CNBC that the Russel 2000 was up. I wonder if Bernanke spends his whole day watching the Stock Market. I also wonder where Bernanke's money is invested. Is he doing this to pump the Stocks in his own portfolio?
the Bernank doesn't invest, he prints!
invasion of the bloomborgs: "selling is futile; all your junk is belong to us; you will be assimilated."
Goldbusters!
jamie dimon is a criminal. Everyone on earth knows hes a criminal. He robbed his neighbors than crows how he didnt go bk like his neighbors.
YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE BK CAUSE YOU ROBBED THEM JAMIE YOU FUCK
Client --> JPM
Account Holder --> Bernanke, Benjamin S.
33 Liberty St., New York, NY 10045
Bill To --> Geithner, Timothy F.
1500 Pennsylvanian Ave., NW Washington, D.C. 20220
Collection Agency ---> IRS
Refusal of Invoice ---> Smith and Wesson
+.357
Delivery---> In Rear (Blythe's)
Doesn't matter. The euro is beginning its descent as the euro crisis will start to drag stocks down for the next several months. Then a brief recovery, followed by a USD crisis which takes the market much lower after that. Current POMO x 2 will somewhat control the downside in the market from the euro crisis, but that is all it will do.
Jamie Dimon sounds like a porn star name.
Well he does stick it up the public's ass many times a day
And he claims it is the other way around!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/jan/27/jp-morgan-boss-banker-bashing?INTCMP=SRCH
No! You don't say? JP Morgan at the heart of today'spump and dump on the stock market? And just today it was reported that J. Dimon was whining in Davos that people just need to stop all the banker bashing.
Would someone just finally take this bank apart, please.
CAPITAL WILL NOT FORM IN BANKS AS CORRUPT AS JPM!
pump&dump is illegal but pump&pump maybe not... so...
Jamie Dimon headed JP Morgan Chase bank
His depositors he daily did spank.
He stole billions this man,
For he sure had a plan.
In the end, though, his check is a blank.
I cant view youtube at work but i recall a video of bumfukme talking about his 401k or retirement being in the same stock market as you and me. The bearded clam will retire right before the crash. Could be your best shorting opportunity of all time if you can get the scoop on his retirement. God forbid he stays and gets as old as greenspunk.
What's it going to take to get a correction ? Not even a trend reversal , but just a simple , plain , regular vanilla correction ?
Here's my theory :
The DOW is sitting just below 12,000 , the S&P below 1300 . We've got Q4 GDP tomorrow . I think that depending on the reading we'll either blow above those figures and continue higher or we'll tank hard . Either way this is an inflection point . Bullish momentum is about to take off or it's about to collapse .
The only thing that is going to make the Dow go down hard (100 points these days) would be a mushroom cloud over the entire NYC area. Come to think, maybe not since it is just computers trading with each other.
morgan/chase=rockefeller;
goldman=buffet;
you're right, of course, JW n FL, but DO NOT look behind the curtain!
Don't worry. Bono is at Davos, and he's going to save the day by convincing the bankers to be nice.
No shit? Bono?
Guess everything's OK then.
Who thinks up the fucking guest list to this crap?
timing is everything
Buttheads kept my TNA bid of 73.30 from hitting by 2 fricking cents.
why in fuck all earth would you have a bid on TNA? Do you drink gasoline mixed with cough syrup too?
Maybe maybe maybe ( FUCK ?THA?T HELL NO) pick up a 5% position after a big correction but realize all direxion products are a scam. I wont touch a direxion product
You may have another chance. Problem is the RUT has shed 2%, but S&P hasn't. One would say bull trap, the other would say cup with handle. Regardless, limit orders are useless when dealing in leverage.
Fed/JPM PTB's pumping the Ponzi balloon to keep it as full as possible, before it starts deflating at crappy Q4 report Fri am (to be further revised downward over next two months).
bloomie: "gold declines as investor demand 4 wealth protection wanes"
check out the spike in the 30!
30yr Bond
RUT
Broadening Top.
http://99ercharts.blogspot.com/2011/01/rut_27.html
I knew it was a rigged game. I wish they would give me some of that money. I is getting pretty cold ad hungry. I could also get me a bankruptcy lawyer too. Oh the humanity !!!
Want to see the result of the ramp...?
Look at LVS since 11.20am ET.
Your taxpayer $$$'s at work...fueling the Ben's casino.
whipsaws uber alles!
...whipsaws across the water;
...whipsocks across the sea!
Small explosion at Davos. Nothingburger so far..
http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/nation-world/sns-ap-eu-davos-forum-explosion,0,1121565.story
They are doing all this with the taxpayers money.....all risk trades are taxpayers (downside only of course) all non-risk trades are JPM.
They should be puttin that money in the Social Security Trust fund !!!
Whatever happened to Al "Green With Cash from Global Warming" Gore's lock box?
This move in metals smacks of French pride.
There is no way dimon would be or want to be Treasury Secretary.
Does any one know which ETF JPM bot?
i told Jamie, don't knock the paper price of gold or all the goldbugs will go out and load up and will take even more physical off the market.
But does he listen? NOOOOO, he thinks he knows everything
JP Mogan's Dimon, French President Sarkozy Clash at Davos
French President Nicolas Sarkozy clashed with the chief executive of JP Morgan Chase at the Davos forum, telling Jamie Dimon bankers had done things which defied common sense. By Reuters
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January 27, 2011
DAVOS, Switzerland - French President Nicolas Sarkozy clashed with the chief executive of U.S. investment bank JP Morgan Chase at the Davos forum on Thursday, telling him bankers had done things which defied common sense.
JP Morgan boss Jamie Dimon had earlier in the day lashed out at persistent bank bashing nearly three years after the global credit crisis began, saying it was "unproductive and unfair".
But when he rose at a later session to ask Sarkozy a question about regulation of banks, the French president launched into a broadside blaming financiers for their behaviour, which he said had caused the crisis.
"The world has paid with tens of millions of unemployed, who were in no way to blame and who paid for everything," Sarkozy said to Dimon. "...it caused a lot of anger, Mr. President, a lot of anger."
Dimon was not given an opportunity to respond to Sarkozy's remarks. Credited with being one of the few U.S. bankers who steered his firm through the financial turmoil of 2007-08, he had earlier told a separate panel discussion not all banks made the same mistakes in the run-up to the crisis.
"Not all banks are the same and I just think that this constant refrain 'bankers, bankers, bankers' is just unproductive and unfair. People should just stop doing that," Dimon told a panel on "The Next Shock: Are We Better Prepared?"
MARKET OR MADHOUSE?
But Sarkozy was having none of it.
"The world was stupefied to see one of five biggest U.S. banks collapse like a house of cards," he told a plenary session of the Davos Forum.
"We saw that for the last 10 years, major institutions in which we thought we could trust had done things which had nothing to do with simple common sense. That's what happened."
http://www.wallstreetandtech.com/articles/229100360?cid=nl_wallstreettech_daily
Let me just say that if I've learned anything at all over the last 3 years it how do identify bull shit. "bad policy" code for policy that would take away their free ride.
I love Underdog.
I think your right, Jamie Dimon will become the next treasury secretary.