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JPM Upgrades GE For No Reason, Just "Sentiment" And "Investor Numbness"

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A month ago, Goldman had no idea how to run the market higher so it quoted Barney Frank as a reason to upgrade GE and cause some serious squeezage. JP Morgan, which prudently sensed that the equity market being a derivative of the dollar weakness needs some substantiation, came out with a comparable GE upgrade last night, raising its target price from $12 to $17, not on anything as fundamental as a quote by a Congressman, but merely "on sentiment, as [it is] one of the last stocks for which a little good news can still go a long way. In the look for non-consensus, catch-up stories, GE stands out as the last, in our view." And it turns out potential upside momentum is good for a 40% increase to a multi-billion company's target price.

In other words, momentum chasers - meet your patron saint - Stephen Tusa, CFA.

Stephen, true to his CFA designation, does admit that the troubles at GE are merely starting to unravel, with concerns including "(1) provision/impairment levels, (2) rising funding costs, (3) regulator uncertainty, and (4) mark-to-market risks (CRE), all of which add to questions around LT earnings power."

Yet, with AIG, FNM, FRE and C already having been gunned well beyond what their bankrupt state allows them to be priced on any gravitationally challenged stock market, the only company that JPM could make a viable momo case for, apparently was CNBC's parent.

We wish momentum chasers all the best as they fall for this oldest trick in the book. We also would like to point out that any "numb" investors who buy this stock just because the 2 guys to your left are numb (and dumb) from all the bad news that will start pouring out soon, will be much number when they see their unrealized P&L on this position in a few months.




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Tue, 09/08/2009 - 09:55 | Link to Comment Sardonicus
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The market is going to infinity just because.

Tue, 09/08/2009 - 09:58 | Link to Comment 100PercentProle
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Did they honestly use the title of the Pink Floyd song about a recreational drug-induced coma?

How appropriate!

Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:23 | Link to Comment KidDynamite
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wow. i mean - WOW. thanks for pointing that out. This is the epitome of everything that's going on in today's market... COMFORTABLY NUMB! unreal

Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:24 | Link to Comment mdtrader
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Perhaps that is the irony of the note. The last chance to push stock onto the comfortable numb buyers.

Tue, 09/08/2009 - 09:57 | Link to Comment AN0NYM0US
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payback for the favorable press JPM and Jamie get on CNBS

Tue, 09/08/2009 - 09:58 | Link to Comment Dixie Normous
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Was that report posted on The Onion?

Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:36 | Link to Comment Sancho Ponzi
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HAHAHA

Unlike Fannie, Cit, etc, at least GE has a P/E ratio.

 

Tue, 09/08/2009 - 09:59 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:01 | Link to Comment lizzy36
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Well YTD obama has successful monetized hope, so what is wrong with JPM suggesting the monetization of sentiment vis a vie GE?

Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:07 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:08 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
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GE has really taken off.  A few months ago I was taunting Warren Buffet for making such a loser investment.  Oh wait, it still was.  My wife owns GE and will be pleased as punch for it taking off. 

Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:26 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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I suspect that JPMorgan upgraded GE because they have an important client that needs to unload.

The analyst basically said he was upgrading GE because it was trading poorly compared to the rest of the market. So, ok, let's buy weak stock. There's a reason for the upgrade but that ain't it.

Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:32 | Link to Comment KidDynamite
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no - because GE IS an important client who needs to unload - there is mention in the note of a $10B "infusion"... secondary perhaps?

 

Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:47 | Link to Comment zeropointfield (not verified)
Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:26 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:31 | Link to Comment Cow
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circlejerk

Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:35 | Link to Comment squinkletoes
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The rigorous nature of obtaining a CFA is what qualifies Tusa to put out an OW on GE.  It is my understanding that the "Just 'Cuz" segment of the test is the most obtuse and difficult by far.  Bravo. 

Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:48 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:55 | Link to Comment war6lock
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check out the short position in GE and that will tell you why JPM upgraded GE. Pull out the juice machine and sqeeze.

Tue, 09/08/2009 - 22:28 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
Tue, 09/08/2009 - 10:59 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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How creative. This opens all kinds of doors for ratings possibilities.

___________

North American Equity Research

20, September 2009.

General Electric Co.

Previously Over Weight

Down graded to Coyote Ugly- I bought this stock when I was comfortably numb, woke up next to it in bed, and am now willing to chew my arm off to get out of it.

Tue, 09/08/2009 - 11:02 | Link to Comment Bearish Spirits
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Speaking of underperforming investments, isn't it about time someone upgraded the dollar as an investment?  I guess not, because that's one of the only ways to hurt the market.

Big laugh at an upgrade of GE before any cap-and-trade bill even gets through Congress.  GE is counting on that to be their payday.

Tue, 09/08/2009 - 13:14 | Link to Comment deadhead
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my political prognosis...cap and trade will not happen.

 

that is all.

Tue, 09/08/2009 - 11:14 | Link to Comment chunkylover42
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"comfortably numb investors" is just a euphimism for greatest fool.

fools be warned.

Tue, 09/08/2009 - 14:00 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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