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Just Because Washing Down Endless Daily Porn Surfing With Some Taxpayer Funded Happy Hour Never Felt So Good
From a reader:
Surprised to find out that the tax payer may be footing the bill for the SEC’s bar tab. Tried to grab a beer at the Gin Mill Bar in NYC the other night, but with 100 members of the SEC inside, it kinda killed the vibe. See attached.
Well, in all honesty this beats the AIG taxpayer funded trip to Ritz Carlton Half Moon Bay. Plus, being so corrupt and so incompetent (telling someone you work for the SEC creates a whole new category in mental visualization) as the average SEC worker, is in fact hard work. These are traits that in a different century, Charles Darwin would likely say should be critical for sexual selection... cue porn jokes here.
And seriously, what better use of their time to SEC staffers have? Suddenly Goldman isn't hiring SEC drones direct into its Correlation and Mortgage trading desks. As for enforcement - well, they can always just read a blog or two and catch up on those criminals they fell like dealing with.
Now back to porn and bitching about a sub-$1 billion budget.
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Can you imagine what's crawling on those SEC keyboards and in the peanut bowl at the bar? Sick phucks.
I heard two of their staff did not show up, they were busy auditing Goldman.
Tyler,
If you were working at the SEC, wouldn't you want to surf porn all day and go drink your life away? They're constantly reminded about how impotent and useless they are. Why don't you give these regulators a break? :)
Valid.
Should go on a ZH mug
Beale is on it I presume.
Just trying to see if there is a copyright problem. Love the image. But all the work so far is original by me and I have asked permission from one artist on the greatest trillion dollar FRN out there and he has not responded. May have got the wrong guy in terms of email but may publish it with attribution i.e. copyright to his image anyway and see what happens!
Check out the store anyway and spend away!
www.zazzle.com/Howard_Beale --Hey, it's a really worthy cause! Just wait until the market swings 300 points all the time again. They are going to need big bucks to add servers and bandwidth. No one told me this. I just know that when the market is crashing, the site crashes. Simple math.
This thing is starting to get somewhere. How does everyone feel about bumper stickers? Should I bother?...please go to the Zazzle comment section and let me know. TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT and I will deliver to the best of my abilities.
just saw GS puts the douche in fiduciary. well done!!!
TY
I'VE GOt some free time on my hands these days, i'll try to come up with some good propaganda slogans to send your way.
maybe you can get permission from ladyboyjuice.com for some SEC graphics.
"Should go on a ZH mug"
Only if she has "Chicks with Dicks" tattooed on her ass in honor of Tyler's tranny porn assertion...
lennon, nice new look for spring†
do i see flesh?
The ladies of....you know. ;)
Are they gold bitches?
Alas, all the surgery in the world could not make it so. They may try Fort Knox. They will be told, "Sorry girls, we can not help you. We ourselves are pretending the same!"
But now I have a picture of them with gold grillz. Is there an ETF for L.A. dentists?
MsCreant,
I have read the CN manifesto and am on board. And I would love it if you would participate in the Calendar. Contact me on the Zazzle link or through Miles. He will fill you in.
no i don't think i do know.
are they of capital hill?
Leo, this is the first thing that you've posted that I a.) agree with and b.) like.
That picture elevates your status on ZH to a whole new level, Leo. Bravo.
LK! What is it exactly that they are Exchanging and Securing?
Looks like either sex or sexually transmitted diseases. Or both in one package. :>)
Hi CD,
I would love to correspond with your brilliant mind directly. Contact me through Miles or the Zazzle store.
Thanks in advance,
Howard
That's probably a dude.
Nothing a little crocodile dundee check couldn't figure out!
SEC-X Capades
... starring Mary Schapiro...
... and Seymour Butts.
The Thought of Mary Schapiro's Naked Ass...
Is like saltpeter on the corn flakes... makes you as limp as Timmay G. or as big a cheese dick as C. Dodd...
I have never before wondered what was under the eagle's shield. Never, till now.
But, you covered up all the best parts.
I love pic, but I consider tranny porn a huge conflict of interest.
Ok, boys, eat, drink, and be Mary!
+Priceless
Agree!
Be married? I tried that already without success! Moving on to Mary now..LOL!
Hey Leo--smoke it, solar man. Where did you get the image? I need to know if it is copyrighted since some of the guys want it on a T-Shirt or Mug. I've got so many things going that in my concept the store is not going to be just a fundraiser, but an entity for all of us to contribute ideas to and participate in as long as ZH exists. As long as items sell, and sales are starting to happen now, then I am committed to supporting the gang. And those of you employed should get your Timmay mugs, the top seller.
So let me know where you found the SEC porn and I might be able to create a product. So far, it's all original and I would LOVE IT if anyone out there has a flair for Photoshop and wants to submit graphics or captions to do so. I'm only one person for crying out loud. Some of you must have a creative side where you play in digital imaging!
Just do it. www.zazzle.com/Howard_Beale
Seriously, I have had no time at the blog posting my rants because I am in the groove. Once we (and I mean that in the collective here of the community) have at least 100 original items (that does not include duplicates of the same theme), then I'll get back to saying what I think and actually reading some posts. Until then, the impending Sovereign Debt crisis will just seem like nothing to the idiotic stock market. It sure feels like April 2007....uh, as Bernanke said, I don't see subprime as a systemic risk. Thus my dark IMMORAL HAZARD Shirt/Mug yesterday. Buy one. Your grandchildren will have a piece of history.
Soapbox--OUT!
Howard,
The hyperlink is in my post, but here it is again:
http://gawker.com/5500023/sec-employees-were-masturbating-to-kiddie-porn-while-your-economy-tanked
well there is a non-commerical copyright use extension which mean a no go for anything in the store. That doesn't mean I can't do a similar item, since digital images need only be changed by a certain percentage (like the entire fill behind the logo) for it to be valid.
For Mug Success:
Make her tanner and bustier...Make her so busty the SEC seal has to bulge...
Anyone see anything regarding FDIC seizing GS assets? Read it on another site they were trying to secure proper paperwork to do just that.
Nothing like watching Seymore Butts videos. However make sure you get a rain coat for the screen.
/gloves off/ TD asked for the off-color:
US Securities and Exchange Commission in the shopped photo supplied might be altered to read:
We Suck [Yo]ur [T]it[t]ies And .... [Not with this pole I won't]: I leave that to braver souls: cue CB!
/gloves on and 4th grade brain back in box/
/now I need my therapist/
Would showing an SEC employee your porn collection be considered a bribe?
+1000
Well... YES.
One Molotov Cocktail please! No ice - extra flame.
What an opportunity to take out the entire lot of them...
+1!
doesn't seem like it would be a bad job with the perks and such. of course you would need to disinfect everything before you touched it.
We need to put the goldman sach's SEC division on the GS payroll along with the Goldman Sach's FBI division.
At least somebody is "happy"...
"SEC creates a whole new category in mental visualization"
Here's my visualization...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPU2l5qZWV0
This post is misinformation. That was the Southeastern Conference.
Yeah how is this not obvious? Dealbreaker already has egg on its face today for posting the same thing. Gin Mill is a well known University of Florida bar on the UWS.
I doubt the owner of the gin mill was perceptive enough to realize that this would happen, but if he was, more power to him.
I think they deserve a few beers for a job well done...
Lets try and forget about the old days:
http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/KnS7OqHpgR0ippygbKpfP758jejAEJeSNO_...
+10 Banzai seven
The SEC sucked/sucks because we suck at reforming independence, pay, incentives and because we let GE host
our presidential debates. Brian Williams doesn't ask questions about the SEC's mission. He does talk about light bulbs, however.
bottom-up. The private, corporate Presidential commission on debates must go BEFORE a third party candidate rises. Because when they
rise, the debate commission will do everything they can to knock them off the stage.
And: The SEC deserves a happy hour. The taxpayers should pay for that and give them a bonus of 20% of all the fish they fry. Then, you'll see fish really get fried. Until that day.....won't happen.
Congratulating themselves a bit early on a job well done on Goldman?? I can almost chuckle at that.
Why should they be different from the rest the "citizens" that congratulated themselves early and had banks willing to lend more than they needed to allow them to do so?????
An established mindset once adopted spells doom unless we change course.
Hey RC, you must have some great ideas for the ZH store. Shout it out...to me at the Zazzle site. I don't have enough time to check out the posts that relate to when I post new items because I am on digital image overdrive. Submit some slogans, ideas, original graphics.
www.zazzle.com/Howard_Beale
With enough sales, I may even get the ability to use the ZH logo on other items. Tyler is pondering it for now but I have women that want fitted tees with the logo and other items as well. That will not happen unless the sales are good enough for them to hand it over for my ultimate want--a ZH refrigerator magnet and reusable green shopping bag.
As I told Tyler, magnets hold things up, except currencies and equity markets. So join me in the creation process! I have a week's worth in the bag right now but diveristy, simplicity, and down right funny shit is needed as I get serious with a lack of sleep.
And my big brother is probably monitoring me right now to shut the fuck up and get some much needed rest.
G'NIGHT!
hey howard, i commend you for your hard work on zazzle (never heard of it before).
the merchandise is kinda masculine. so i bought a gift certificate for myself. cause i don't know if i would offend my family and friends yet, with this message.
i personally like capped sleeves T-shirts. not so large of logo on the chest area, cause it draws attention there.
more of a tennis style ball cap. i could maybe design a cycling cap, for ZH.
http://www.bicyclinghub.com/cyclingcaps.html
but kiss, kiss for effort. look forward to submission.
Thanks velo--you know everything in there can be made into a woman's shirt--peruse the options on styles and colors. I will modify some up there with a smaller left adjusted image. How about a small Timmay behind bars? http://www.zazzle.com/ladies_timmay_in_jail_shirt-235409298005959636
You can select the color, shirt type, etc. from the drop down menus. Female, Male, kids...
I will also make some other smaller logo things and put them up in the next few days as ladies items. The Zazzle hat selections bite. Just the embroidered one and the ugly sports one. Working hard on all this stuff!
uh...don't shake hands with anyone from the SEC...EVER, you don't know where that had was an hour ago!
Typical Tyler journalism. Just throw some sh!t up there and see what sticks. No fact checking, no research. Red meat for the masses and assume no one will check.
Just like the other stupid crap he writes...
he's traveling, what's your excuse†
VB,
I like your dagger :)
I am Chumbawamba.
Sure, why not?
Fuck you, too.
I am Chumbawamba.
Great comment.
Just one question: if all he writes is "stupid crap" what the hell are you doing here?
I think perhaps you are looking for this: http://www.mtv.com/shows/the_hills/season_6/series.jhtml
oh, the_hills is just a babes' show. well keep them entertained and off the streets, probably.
Porn Star Mary Shapiro now performing for Beltway whores!!!!!
After all that Nailin' Palin porn...
Some one needs to make Lloyd Blankfein taking a golden shower in a tranny muggers humiliating the bank exec porn...
I Have a Script:
Big Busted Blonde Tranny Whore:
" I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
Big Busted Brunette Tranny Whore:
"Brandt (Charlie Rose) can't watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred."
I feel like I have stepped into Bizarro world and there is no way out!
Later, the mayor appoints Bizarro No. 1 to investigate a crime, "Because you are stupider than the entire Bizarro police force put together". This is intended and taken as a great compliment.
A simple google search turns up the fact is a florida college bar. things like this take down ZH cred a bit, so I hope TD can be a little more careful in the future...
Johnny Wadd.. Boy do i envy him. He has big PeePee
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