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Kudlow: Bernanke Is The Tiger Woods Of Monetary Policy

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The one moniker that may just stick (7 minutes into the clip). And seeing how the Chairman is having illicit (and excess liquidity lubricated) liaisons with the entire US middle class, yet is sufficiently covert about it that TMZ will never figure it out, it is about time that Senators do the right thing and prevent Bernanke's reappointment, as well as make the Federal Reserve fully transparent, even as they set it on a path to its ultimate dissolution. With fiat monetary systems and the entire Keynesian experiment proven to be one uncontrollable fiasco, leading to exponentially increasing bubbles and bursts, the last thing Central Bank countries can afford now is delay.

 




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Mon, 11/30/2009 - 21:59 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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If Bernanke is Tiger Woods of Monetary Policy, can we say, without exaggeration, that Kudlow is the coke whore Tiger Woods is banging. 

Mon, 11/30/2009 - 22:16 | Link to Comment deadhead
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oooh, cheeky, that was GOOD!

insert <golf clap>

Tue, 12/01/2009 - 00:07 | Link to Comment rayen36
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oh...SNAP!!!

Tue, 12/01/2009 - 02:53 | Link to Comment Assetman
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Cheeky's a nasty boy...

Mon, 11/30/2009 - 22:02 | Link to Comment Spitzer
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People are  assuming that all we will continue to have is bubbles and busts with the fiat/keynes system but what about complete utter fucking collapse ?

This is not what I call a financial crisis, this is nothing compared to what will happen.

Mon, 11/30/2009 - 22:19 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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You are right, and you know why; because the almost exact same scenario happened 1700 years ago. At the end of its supremacy Rome was forced to defend itself not via military (long story short; famine, plague, large area to cover, not enough trained men etc etc) but via paying the Northern Barbaric tribes a yearly fee and thus insuring itself from any further attacks. While Rome had a commodities based currency, it had successfully managed to debase it in such manor that i) the cost of mining for new metals was higher than the value when those metals were actually coined into money ii) it caused hyperinflation and thus caused the spiral of famine, plague and inner instability. Of course it still had all the technological, scientific and political advantage over the rest of the "known world" but that did not prevent the impoverished and Lebensraum seeking northern tribes to conquer it and subsequently, trough centuries of "primal" measures, impose a 700 years of Dark Ages upon Europe. Now I'm not saying this will happen again, but the situation is strikingly similar; and more so when you make a parallel about the cultural nature and political position of Rome with that of the USA. So, if you wish to seek for the potential outcome of the present set of actions done by the US Empire i strongly recommend you read on the history of Rome, particularly the transition from the Republic onto Empire and the events that took place in 2nd, 3rd and 4th Century AD. I recommend Le Goff. Scribd.com is your friend for that sort of literature.  

Mon, 11/30/2009 - 22:48 | Link to Comment deadhead
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thank you cheeky...an excellent historical summary.

 

 

Mon, 11/30/2009 - 23:23 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 11/30/2009 - 23:59 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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Constantinople survived only because it has cut all (well most) ties with Rome itself. After the Empire was divided along the natural borders in 286 AD , the main one the one on the river Drina, Constantinople focused on establishing trade and other ties with the entities in the east and not the ones on the west due to the independence it had from Rome and all bureaucratic ties cut off. Also it was much easier to defend Constantinople in those early years due to its beneficial geographical positions which enabled it to be naturally protected from the tribes of the north. Wiemar has very little to do with current situation simply because Wiemar did not suffer from its own ineptness, but because the international politics mandated insane and unnecessary war reparations and auto-embargoes on various industrial products. Furthermore Constantinople was built in the region which had natural wealth and all the necessary condition for self sustained development and also all logistical background and support within if the ERE was to mimic its older brother and set itself on the path of military conquest. So, as tacky as it may be, Rome is still prime historical example of how NOT to manage a political structure.

Mon, 11/30/2009 - 23:32 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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http://www.scribd.com/doc/17315115/theodor-mommsen-the-history-of-rome-complete-

Here you can download the complete history of Rome. AFAIK this is the best book(set of books) on the topic of Rome and Roman History. It is quite long (2249 pages long) but it is the best read about Rome in general. I hope you find it valuable.

Tue, 12/01/2009 - 00:14 | Link to Comment earnyermoney
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For those who desire a real book, try Powell's Books. http://www.powells.com

 

Most of the books in this set were $34 dollars for a new book.

Tue, 12/01/2009 - 00:21 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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what do you mean "real" book

i didnt know there were real and un-real books; well one learns something new every day ...

Tue, 12/01/2009 - 00:45 | Link to Comment Conchita Buika
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We are already in the dark ages.  It started around 1950

and is now in full tilt.  Relatively speaking, the level of

general ignorance today is way more than the darkest

of the Dark Ages...

Tue, 12/01/2009 - 00:25 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 12/01/2009 - 00:48 | Link to Comment DaveyJones
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Yeah! what have the Romans ever done for us?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExWfh6sGyso

Tue, 12/01/2009 - 02:56 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 12/01/2009 - 01:20 | Link to Comment Stink_Pickle
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So Cheeky, parallel to your point i) above, it can be assumed that BB will monetize until the cost of the counterfeiting is more expensive than the fiat notes in circulation...

You obviously have a very thorough understanding of history--do you agree with Ferguson's assertion that we will have some form of conflict with our vendor financier China in the upcoming decades, potentially similar to Britain's conflict with Germany in the early 1900's?

Mon, 11/30/2009 - 22:08 | Link to Comment lsbumblebee
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Larry Kudlow and golf clubs. Makes me think bad things.

Mon, 11/30/2009 - 22:18 | Link to Comment truont
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!  "The Tiger Woods of monetary policy"?  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QpD64GUoXw

"Ben Bernanke was wrong".

Mon, 11/30/2009 - 22:14 | Link to Comment Enkidu
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Suppose Ben's grand plan has just one fatal flaw... like the engineer who built the Tacoma Bridge...!

Mon, 11/30/2009 - 22:21 | Link to Comment 10044
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CNBC is getting the message, they are loosing viewers left and right, they HAVE to do this otherwise they go broke [God willing] in less than a year unless they change their course and bring people such as Mr. Gold (Ron Paul) and other free market economists (Peter Schiff)

Mon, 11/30/2009 - 22:27 | Link to Comment Astute Investor
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Larry Kudlow will be fired by CNBC if he continues down this anti-Fed path.

Mon, 11/30/2009 - 22:35 | Link to Comment Cursive
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That'd be a win-win.

Tue, 12/01/2009 - 02:05 | Link to Comment Brett in Manhattan
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Nah, the Fed is a straw man. By bashing it, Kudlow et al. throw the public off the trail of the financial institutions who give Ben his marching orders.

Tue, 12/01/2009 - 02:37 | Link to Comment faustian bargain
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The Fed is the trail. Without the Fed, Treasury, and Congress, the banks have nothing.

Or rather, they would have to rely on providing actual service to customers. But that's less poetic.

Mon, 11/30/2009 - 22:30 | Link to Comment ThreeTrees
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yet is sufficiently covert about it that TMZ will never figure it out

In. DEED!

Mon, 11/30/2009 - 22:44 | Link to Comment Rollerball
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Yea, only Tiger's wife forfeits his wallet, not hers, then drives him (and his caddy) into a tree with a "U wood".  Prenup anyone?

Mon, 11/30/2009 - 23:10 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 12/01/2009 - 00:32 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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So did Bernanke's wife brain him with a repo?  The analogy escapes me otherwise.

Tue, 12/01/2009 - 02:02 | Link to Comment Brett in Manhattan
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This bowtied jackass thinks it's a bad idea for the public to know when a bank hits the discount window because it might cause a run on the bank.

God forbid banks should be kept honest and have some accountability.

Tue, 12/01/2009 - 02:43 | Link to Comment laughing_swordfish
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Just 2 pfennig's worth from the ol' sub coach:

It appears to me that many of the contributors here at ZH calling for BB's head (or at least for his removal from the Fed), are the SAME folks who are calling for the elimination of the Fed altogether.

The problem to me isn't ol' Helicopter Ben - he's a trained, docile bearded monkey doing what his trainers and handlers want him to do. If you keep the Fed and toss ol' Ben out, all you're getting is the same circus act with a different monkey, probably not as skilled.

It appears to me now that to cure the problem the only way you have of getting rid of Huey-riding Benny is by pulling the plug on the entire corrupt apparatus.

But here is the question no one here seems to want to ask - which is, assuming we do "End The Fed" (and in so doing get rid of helicopter boy), what do we replace it with?

Tyler, Marla, make "The Structure, Organization and Mission of a new United States Central Bank" a topic for debate or discussion.

 

KptLt. laughing swordfish

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Tue, 12/01/2009 - 03:32 | Link to Comment Apocalypse Now
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Completely agree and expressed this before, you need a shadow national bank to function for a while and perhaps provide competition to the fed - it needs to be staffed with professionals that we could pass the torch to.  If you just eliminated the fed without an alternative we would have complete and utter collapse, it's a no brainer.  The function the fed performs is absolutely essential, the point is the government could do the same thing without the interest cost we just need the structure in place.  Politicians also need some form of protection for their positions (due to history of those that opposed the banks).

Tue, 12/01/2009 - 09:12 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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The problem with central banking is that it seems to work for awhile before it fails and destroys everything.  While it is working, nations without one would appear to be falling behind, and even worse would have difficulty funding wars to defend themselves against aggressors who had CBs.  Other than that, I see no necessary function for CBs.

Tue, 12/01/2009 - 09:13 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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Swordfish: Stood some watches in engineering spaces on the Tinosa (yard rat).

Tue, 12/01/2009 - 16:02 | Link to Comment laughing_swordfish
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637 Class boats were the best.

 

Tue, 12/01/2009 - 05:08 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Tue, 12/01/2009 - 07:19 | Link to Comment snoringbeagle
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Swordfish, Apocalypse...

 

Finally, something worth shooting for.

Something said that makes for the good.

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