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Sat, 09/12/2009 - 17:15 | Link to Comment kilroy
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It's the greatest story never told! Goldilocks! Right, Jerry Boyer?

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 21:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 09/13/2009 - 00:04 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 09/13/2009 - 08:24 | Link to Comment Optimystic
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"What you don't realize is that for every debit there is a credit; for every liability there is an asset and for every borrower there is a saver." by Mike Norman.

 

Unbelievable.  Just too dumb for words.

Sun, 09/13/2009 - 21:36 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 17:34 | Link to Comment Michael
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OT  

The Global Warming Conspiracy Deniers are not going to like this.

http://www.climatechangefraud.com/climate-reports/5053-accuweathers-joe-bastardi-presses-case-against-global-warming-theory

Some Extra Post "Factor" Facts on Global Warming

http://www.accuweather.com/video-on-demand.asp?video=34766737001

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 18:29 | Link to Comment keehotee
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O'Reilly, Bastardi...really?

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 19:59 | Link to Comment Michael
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I'm not so much focused on the CFR cocksuckers delivering the news as I am the actual message.

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 21:34 | Link to Comment keehotee
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"News" is a big stretch- these fine fellows are entertainers (at best).  Why would the powers that be want us to believe climate change is a non-issue- even if it is a non-issue? 

Sun, 09/13/2009 - 17:11 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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He's Cheeky Bastardi's half brother...

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 22:42 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sun, 09/13/2009 - 16:35 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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Sorry kid... hate to be the one to tell you this but the solar constant at the equator is around 1364 watts/m2. Geothermal on the other hand as your link pointed out... correctly I believe is around .075 watts/m2.

99+% of our tropospheric surface temps are due to solar. The planet is basically a simple heat pump. the mechanisms that control it are still poorly understood. The oceans act as the earths primary heat sink or reservoir of thermal energy and is heated by the sun. The stuff that radiates from the crust is almost negligable in the system. Also remember that the atmospheres heat content is miniscule when compared to the oceans.

You've come here to learn and that's great. The internet is a great tool for acquiring knowledge. I was an idiot 10 weeks ago when it came to the economy but now I'm getting better.

Best wishes ~ ZerOhead!

 

Sun, 09/13/2009 - 16:52 | Link to Comment i.knoknot
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methinks one could look at the poles of the planet to establish that warming from the inside isn't nearly as relvant as you indicate (radioactive, geothermal, etc.). Even if there were large percentages of solid land-mass under the poles (rather than ice over oceans), I don't imagine that the situation would change much. But I could be wrong.

seek the truth, and be wary of all media unless you are certain of the publisher's agenda.

cheers

Sun, 09/13/2009 - 16:42 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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Spot on Tiger...

Volcanic activity does have some effect however... like assisting in breaking up the Wilkens Ice Shelf in antarctica...

http://www.qando.net/details.aspx?entry=8190

Remember the breakup of an iceshelf is not the same thing as it melting. On a very cold winters day of icefishing the sound of the pressure cracks fracturing can be startling.

As ice freezes it expands remember.

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 09:45 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Mon, 09/14/2009 - 13:27 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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And continues to expand as it gets colder still...

Coefficient of thermal expansion of ice buddy... it's at the bottom here. Plus you also do get the freeze/thaw cycles from the meltwater as well. Meltwater refreezes in the glacial fissures and promotes calving. Hey check out Bismuth thats a cool metal. Expands as it solidifies from melt.

I've been wrong before but don't think this time... good material to think about though...

http://www.its.caltech.edu/~atomic/snowcrystals/ice/ice.htm

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 23:26 | Link to Comment Rusty Shorts
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"On a windy night, we'd fall asleep dreaming of the ground covered with Chestnuts which wind-shaken trees had let go. The next morning, breakfast was gulped down as we hurriedly put on old coats, caps and everyday shoes, grabbed buckets and headed for the closest big Chestnut trees, calling back to remind? our father to be sure to write an excuse for tardiness at school."
-Donald Peattie-
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 23:30 | Link to Comment Rusty Shorts
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Memories of the Chestnut loom large for many elderly residents of Appalachia; the Chestnuts became a memory recalled with fondness, a memory of? extraordinary abundance. The Great Forest had passed in less than fifty years. For generations the seasonal bounty of Chestnuts provided food for natives and settlers alike...the loss of the Chestnut ended a way of life for many.
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 23:32 | Link to Comment Rusty Shorts
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"I passed through a scene impressive in its aspect of desolation. This section must at one time have been a pure Chestnut Grove. Now every tree is dead. All the trees had been uprooted and lay on the ground. The rains and snow had washed away the dead bark and bleached the trunks a grayish white. These Chestnuts were of tremendeous size, now a graveyard of giant trees...the area was easily two square miles."
(Fishers Gap, Virginia 1926)
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 23:34 | Link to Comment Rusty Shorts
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"the mountains looked as if their crest were once more covered with? snow, waving with white Chestnut blossoms in the crowns of the ancient trees, great domes of flowers arches above the lane, so as that it looks like a sea"
Sun, 09/13/2009 - 01:12 | Link to Comment Marshal Ney
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"We felt meditative, and fit for nothing but placid staring. The day was ending in a serenity of still and exquisite brilliance. The water shone pacifically; the sky, without a speck, was a benign immensity of unstained light..."

Sun, 09/13/2009 - 02:01 | Link to Comment Marshal Ney
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"And farther west on the upper reaches the place of the monstrous town was still marked ominously on the sky, a brooding gloom in sunshine, a lurid glare under the stars."

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 17:33 | Link to Comment shortsail03@yahoo.com (not verified)
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 17:55 | Link to Comment deadhead
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Casey Jones

The Grateful Dead

Drivin that train high on cocaine
Casey Jones, you better watch your speed
Trouble ahead, trouble behind
And you know that notion just crossed my mind.

This old engine makes on time
Leaves Central Station, quarter to nine
Hits River Junction, seventeen to
Quarter to ten, you know it's drivin again

chorus refrain

Trouble ahead, oh, lady in red
Take my advice, you'd be better off dead
Switchman sleepin, train hundred-and-two
Is on the wrong track and headed for you

chorus refrain

Trouble with you is the trouble with me
You got two good eyes, but still don't see
Come round the bend, you know it's the end
The fireman screams, and the engine just gleams.

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 19:06 | Link to Comment TheGoodDoctor
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Silver analyst Ted Butler just used this song as a quote into one of his articles. Not the whole song mind you but part of it. Gotta love the Dead! :)

Sun, 09/13/2009 - 16:46 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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Long live the Dead!

Sun, 09/13/2009 - 14:41 | Link to Comment Ben Graham Redux
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Uncle John's Band

Well the first days are the hardest days, dont you worry any more,
cause when life looks like easy street, there is danger at your door.
Think this through with me, let me know your mind,
Wo, oh, what I want to know, is are you kind?

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 17:36 | Link to Comment putbuyer
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Like Tom Hanks in BIG, I have to say "I don't get it". It's just that I have no idea if awful is worse than horrible - always thought it was the other way around. What’s bigger - gigantic, monstrous or colossal? Hmmm, and Kudlow has multiple personality disorder regardless.

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 18:23 | Link to Comment Hansel
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"I don't get it" either.  All the graphs are going straight down, and awful is worse than bad (IMO).  Is it funny because he's calling it as he sees it to the Optimists Club, like someone telling the truth on CNBC only to get laughed at or interrupted?

Sun, 09/13/2009 - 00:03 | Link to Comment CD
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I know I've been overusing this series of late, but I found this to be more illustrative of both ZH's commentary and the current situation:

"You can fool all of the people all of the time if your effects budget is large enough."

http://guncarryinglibrarian.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/accomplishments.jpg

If you haven't seen these yet, check out the source site in the picture.

Sun, 09/13/2009 - 00:35 | Link to Comment putbuyer
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Liked it

Sun, 09/13/2009 - 16:58 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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Ha ha ha ...

Bad>Awful>Horrible in ascending order of plain terribleness as I see it.

I think the gist of it is is that even that while things are not going down as fast on the awful leg (now) as it did on the horrible leg...

The motherfucker is still falling and it's spun as a good news story!!!

Put another way... you're in the hospital in intensive care with a life-threatening ailment. Your condition deteriorates, then deteriorates again... is your family happy?

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 17:58 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sat, 09/12/2009 - 20:09 | Link to Comment lynnybee
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L O L ... double  L O L  ........ that was the funniest comment of them all & I'm rolling with laughter ....... thanks for making me laugh today.     Sincerely.........

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 12:35 | Link to Comment McGriffen
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Wesbury's not alone...he's just one of the prominent ones out there.

Larry likes to view the steepness of the UST curve as indicative of bank's earning capital from higher Net interest income..just ignore the broader issue of the problematic assets on the balance sheets, as they will resolve themselves.

hooray..cupcakes for every one.

Wesbury, on the other hand, chooses to ignore the significant amount of output slack in the current economy and was even doing so in August of 2008.  A fractured financial system escapes the both of em, and a quite a few more.

Hope I'm wrong, but just can not be too excited about prospects for 2% GDP

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 19:26 | Link to Comment They steal from...
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HA!!!  One of our very own ZERO HEDGE posters makes the front page of the Washington DC protest today with ten of thousands of pissed off Americans:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090912/ap_on_re_us/us_taxpayer_rally

 

 

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 20:05 | Link to Comment putbuyer
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I had read that article earlier and now I read it again - then I got it! We'll have to get the post mortem on the experience from him. Wish I was there.

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 19:50 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Man zero hedge is awesome. It's like a rampaging parallel processing news, stock, politicial analysis machine.

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 20:35 | Link to Comment lynnybee
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yes, I also just love this website.    We are lucky to have such a wonderful website & owe the creator of this website our respect & appreciation.     Thank you to the creators of this website.   Sincerely .........

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 22:45 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sat, 09/12/2009 - 20:34 | Link to Comment deadhead
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know something?  even kudlow would click on the ads.

do not be a dick

the zero hedge ads must click

or servers are phucked

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 20:55 | Link to Comment putbuyer
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I know the jig. Before my real estate career I did 10 years as an application programmer - no web stuff. Worked in regulated environments - FAA and FDA. ZH is hosted. They could actually host from the bunker, but then they would have to hire guys like me - and we would rake them through the coals. Tech guys can't be trusted. They learned the craft from the distinguished Ken Lewis.

Oh!, and they wear briefs - so back to mama when it gets rough.

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 21:02 | Link to Comment loup garou
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Damned subversives :)

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 21:13 | Link to Comment Zippyin Annapolis
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Larry is a Flat Taxer, a recovering substance abuser and also an excellent counter indicator. Next.

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 23:32 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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Plus he's a great listener. You just know the man's intellect is giant and all econompassing by how much information get's inside his brain while he's screaming at people to say what he want's them to say.

Sun, 09/13/2009 - 01:52 | Link to Comment Marshal Ney
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And the screaming comes from an enormous, lipless mouth that never smiles, never relaxes, but is forever vigilant in its eagerness to deliver "The Sacred Message of Greed", to shout down anyone even hinting at another opinion. His agitation seems to be the product of an unimaginative, monomaniacal mind, maddened by money-talk. Cast in an old movie about rapacious cannibals he would be their chief, at the head of the table, with a thin line of blood circling his enormous, lipless mouth...

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 21:29 | Link to Comment McLuvin
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How are you people not getting this?  We have 80% employment in this country and that is not bad at all.  8 out of 10 people working 33 hrs per week.  That's very respectable.  401k's are maintaining 70% of their value there are more than 10 states that are solvent.  Meanwhile, most homes are UP...from 10 yrs ago.  What's the problem?  90% of homes are current on their payments so get over it.  One third of the Big Three is NOT in bankruptcy, so stick it you fear mongers.  When it comes to banks, let's not forget Paretto's Principal, which says that 80% of their principal is STILL worth 20% even if marked to market (not to be confused with Paretto's Principle, which is the OTHER 80/20 rule).  Even my staunchest critics cannot deny, and openly admit that I am 50% witted, which proves the validity of my points.  To those of you that have launched personal attacks, I will say that 94% of the time I do NOT wet the bed and 88% of the time there are NO penises in my rectum.  My wife is faithful 75% of the time and 68% of the time, I am completely drug free.  Please forward any rebuttals to larrykudlow@hotshemale.com

 

Regards,

Kuddly

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 23:12 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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lol...

Sun, 09/13/2009 - 17:06 | Link to Comment ZerOhead
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Unfreakin believable McLuvin...

You really deliver with numbers like those. And unlike the other shills your numbers do not lie. CNBC is nuts not to give you your own economic analysis segment.

Keep up the good work... and keep giving me more McLuvin!

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 21:38 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 21:53 | Link to Comment deadhead
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if you looking for something intereting, go to huffpost and look at the pictures on the headline of the tea party protests in D.C. today.....it would appear that things are really, really getting contentious.

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 22:06 | Link to Comment digalert
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They could have chief national local legal economist historian policy expert Steve Liarsman in which case "bad" has gone to "fantastic".

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 22:09 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sat, 09/12/2009 - 22:17 | Link to Comment 3greenlights
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Deadhead, thnx for the huffpost. Contentious alright. The following has been circulating too. Don't know if anyone else here has seen it.

 

You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged
young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980's.

Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie
Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved
Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to
her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan.

There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as
having been rehabilitated. Consequently, you may appreciate
the following letter from Nancy Reagan to Mr. Hinckley the
staff at the mental facility treating Hinckley reports to
have intercepted:

To: John Hinckley
From: Mrs. Nancy Reagan

My family and I wanted to drop you a short note to
tell you how pleased we are with the great strides you are
making in your recovery. In our fine country's spirit of
understanding and forgiveness, we want you to know there is
a nonpartisan consensus of compassion and forgiveness
throughout.

The Reagan family and I want you to know that no
grudge is borne against you for shooting President Reagan.
We, above all, are aware of how the mental stress and pain
could have driven you to such an act of desperation. We are
confident that you will soon make a complete recovery and
return to your family to join the world again as a healthy
and productive young man.

Best wishes,
Nancy Reagan & Family

P.S. While you have been incarcerated, Barack Obama has been
banging Jodie Foster like a screen door in a tornado. You might want
to look into that.


Sun, 09/13/2009 - 00:59 | Link to Comment cbxer55
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There are not enough ROFLMAOs to cover that one!

 

Sun, 09/13/2009 - 04:24 | Link to Comment TheGoodDoctor
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No doubt. Funny but very wrong.

Sat, 09/12/2009 - 22:33 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Sun, 09/13/2009 - 02:56 | Link to Comment 3greenlights
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The eight point five went to the new obamacare - whaddaya think paid for Kelly's aspirin?

Sun, 09/13/2009 - 09:19 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 09/13/2009 - 12:01 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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This is probably as good a place as any to shamelessly post a link to a pretty good - IMHO - post over on The Oil Drum that has all sorts of applicability to ZH to varying degrees.

http://campfire.theoildrum.com/node/5775

"

A FICTIONAL PRESS CONFERENCE

Jim Lehrer: Ahem. If we could get started folks - please everyone take their seats. We've arranged this joint press conference/interview to set the record straight on some issues critical to the future of every American, and even every citizen of the world. Though lacking in organization, there has been a dramatic rise in the number of bloggers, private analysts and internet forums claiming that the recent peak in oil production was a hoax, that there are in fact no limits to economic growth, that fiat marker capital accurately reflects remaining available flow rates of natural resources, and that capitalism and democracy actually could permanently improve the welfare of all the worlds citizens without fouling our only nest. With me today are legendary social muckraker Warren Buffet, oil expert Daniel Yergin, and former Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson. Gentlemen: what do you make of these assertions?

Warren Buffett: Well, if I may start Jim, these folks are extreme to say the least. We all learn in school there are no perfect substitutes and that a marginal unit pricing system is completely ineffectual at predicting long term scarcity. I think these online blogging battalions ought to look at the real world for a change - can't they see wide boundary limits to growth with their own eyes? The only time to buy these naive theories is on a day with no "y" in it.

Daniel Yergin: I totally agree with Warren. With respect to oil, these bloggers claim that conventional media coverage of the oil supply fears in the 1880s, at the end of World War I and II and again in the 1970s were unneccessarily alarmist - in reality these were valid long horizon warning signs of technology advancing, but not keeping up with, depletion. This is a misunderstood position: CERA has never claimed we were physically running out of oil, only that the bloggers' 'Asian Phoenix' and other fantastic scenarios do not incorporate rising costs, receding horizons of non-energy inputs, and environmental impacts. These internet analysts are well intentioned, but frankly just don't have the training our people do needed to understand these complex systems.

Jim Lehrer: Mr. Paulson? What do you have to add?

Henry Paulson: There is a long history of social malcontents thinking we can have unlimited growth, develop some perpetual energy machine, or completely replace primary wealth (like oil and forests) with tertiary markers like stocks, bonds and derivatives. Science has pretty much closed the door on these faith based views of our planetary systems. I think it is a danger to the stability of our steady state system to allow these type of fringe views to permeate our media.

"

There's more...

 

Pete

 

 

 

Sun, 09/13/2009 - 13:46 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Sun, 09/13/2009 - 12:54 | Link to Comment JR
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You can’t separate economics from politics.  And on the political front, volatility is raging.

The politicos and financials are pulling out all their propaganda stops trying to save Obama. It’s just a September push to make it look like there’s a recovery so Wall Street can masquerade the unbelievable dangers and economic black holes on Main Street.

Obama is in trouble. Obama is giving a speech on the economy tomorrow from Wall Street and his point will be that what he did pulled the economy back from the brink.  He and the oligarchy for whom he speaks are trying to side track all the talk and grumblings that the nation is mired in multi-trillions of deficits, that the Obama Administration is way over its collective head in spending, that the Congress is legislating additional incredible waste and deficits on the backs of the middle class with Obama healthcare, and that all these government programs are way out of control, even as Congress keeps its proverbial foot on the proverbial accelerator. 

At the same time, Obama has Democrat Party problems with the new Korea (Afghanistan).

Obama aka Wall  is trying to show that, while everything is getting fixed, we had these awful problems and deficits because of the Bush years, and, now, what he, Obama, did, and what the Greenspan/Bernanke  Fed did, is just starting to work and everything’s going to be fine; we will no longer have to transfer wealth to bail out the banks because the banks are in recovery.  And if the banks are happy, everybody’s happy, even their donors.

Sun, 09/13/2009 - 13:44 | Link to Comment deadhead
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Will the infamous early 2009 patented "Obama short sale" resurface on Monday September 14?????????

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