Late Afternoon Humor

Courtesy of another no-news day, punctuated by another low volume stock levitation and Bernie Sanders' 7 hour and continuing speech, we return to our theme of childish humor in presenting random Bloomberg ID screengrabs.

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[Mr Lennon Hendrix]

Geithner's nickname!

[Cursive]

Did you see where Timmay's having surgery to remove kidney stones?  I'm rooting for the stones.

http://www.forbes.com/feeds/ap/2010/12/10/general-us-geithner-surgery_8195941.html

[StychoKiller]

"Gimme Shelter"

[Ancona]

Not me....."Give me seltzer"!

[Hephasteus]

I hope they can't get to them and he has to pass them and it tears his dick off.

[chumbawamba]

RIOTOUS.

Hey, Timmay junqued you!

I am Chumbawamba.

[knukles]

This guy is gonna be so embarrassed.  This is wrong. 
But really fucking funny.

[EscapeKey]

Hey, fuck you too!

[random shots]

Fuka Meeh? FUKA YOOH!!!

[Aknownymouse]

na...  I wanna BANG-DAE HO! BANG-DAE HO! BANG-DAE HO!

[etrader]

Here's his avatar ( via Robo) :->

http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user971/imageroot/ri...

[Uncle Remus]

into the dawn to Montana

[brandy night rocks]

Shut yu fucking face, Arafuka!  Yu are a boner-biting bastard, Arafuka!

[tmosley]

I feel like I've Ben Bernanked.  

[SwingForce]

One of those Night Traders?

[knukles]

Come to think of it, we might be related.  All depends on his middle name, because my wife keeps telling me; "You're sucha fucker."

Do you think his office is open now so that I can call him to find out?  You know, post it on somebody I hates AncestoryTreethingie.com page?

[traderjoe]

Bernie's not just reading a phone book - he's actually making a speech, with occasional charts, lots of quotes and citations, etc. 

He's now discussing the "crooks" on Wall Street, and that it was all based upon fraud. 

A true filibuster, kickin' it old-school. 

[Kayman]

When my woman gets exasperated with me and says "Fuk Yu".  I answer as sweet as possible "do you have the time....?"

[Clapham Junction]

I'd say the Cincinnati bulldozer is in order.

[Irwin Fletcher]

Puttin' the clap into the Clapham Junction. I'm 100% sure you're correct.

[The Rock]

Or the Cleveland Steamer. :-P

[Belrev]

I don't think it is a good idea to make fun of people's names. They may sue, you know. Zerohedge site is too valuable a resource to have it crippled by something stupid like this.

[MachoMan]

Sue for what?  It's his damn name.

[Clapham Junction]

It's not like we are accusing him of performing the angry pirate in public.

[ZeroPower]

Jersey Meathook FTW

[Pool Shark]

Dirty Sanchez?

[Canaduh]

Human catepillar(this may give you nightmares).

[faustian bargain]

Cleveland steamer.

[chumbawamba]

The Unclean Gomez.

(Like the Dirty Sanchez but a condom is involved.)

I am Chumbawamba.

[minus dog]

Sue for what?

Not our fault they have a funny name.

Hell, my name might be phonetic for "cheese dipped goat fucker" in some other language, but that's their fault.

[cougar_w]

The universe is large and complex. Therefore it is a mathematical certainty that in some language on some remote world in some ordinary galaxy your full phonetic name does indeed translates into "cheese dipped goat fucker". Though it's not funny to them because cheese is sacred and goats are highly revered religious icons. My advice is you not travel there. Or if you do, use an alias.

A big shout-out to Douglas Adams; you're missing a great farce here buddy, better get your ass back down here.

[More_sellers_th...]

Damn I miss that guy

[Pool Shark]

And another thing...

[Clapham Junction]

(d)

[jal]

Re.: Tax cut filibuster by Bernie Sanders (I)

http://www.c-span.org/Watch/C-SPAN2.aspx 

He ran out of things to say and he is calling it like Karl D.

The USA is so fucked up its impossible to describe.

jal

[Clapham Junction]

(d)

[scratch_and_sniff]

ahh yes the Arafuka family, i hear motherarafuka makes a tasty chow mein.

[UGrev]

Arnold says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1wzQNzttSk

[pleseus]

I just became a bull today.

[qp]

Can I buy a consonant?

[monopoly]

Bernie still going strong. Hey guys, think about what our investment life would be like if we did not have ZeroHedge. That thought makes me get my beads out and start chanting. Scary. :)

Just an amazing blog and many of you help make the site. I guess I am saying contribute what you can, when you can, like I do. Small price to pay for the truth. Running this site cannot be inexpensive.

And, Tyler has no idea who I am. lol. Good weekend all. Sanders for President.

[Agent P]

My first thought was "No way in hell is that real...ZH has contracted WB7 to mock up fake Bloomberg pages"...Then I typed it into Bloomberg, and there it was.  This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long damn time.  Thank you for ending my week right!

[Ras Bongo]

Whose else you expect to work for Citi?

[praps]

I once knew a guy named: FUCKFACE DICKWANKER FAGGOT CLITLIPS ASS FACE SHIT HEAD NO BALLS. He got teased alot.

[delacroix]

I once met a man from nantucket

[pragmatic hobo]

BANG DA HOE! enough said.

[Irwin Fletcher]

I'd love to hear a conversation between this guy and Anis Contractor.

[gwar5]

Socialist sex is a street hooker who gets government housing, flat screen TV, and medicaid

Free market sex is a call girl who drives a Mercedes with a tattoo above her pussy that says: PAY AS YOU ENTER

[williambanzai7]

see more Engrish

[RECISION]

That may be marginally better than - Road Fuk Man.

Maybe not...

Line call...

[MachoMan]

this one is definitely better

[hamstercheese]

A cousin:

http://mlb.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=493120