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The LBMA's Fair Value Prevention Team Goes For A Fish And Chips Break...
...And an explosion in gold ensues. Furthermore, the market is perfectly efficient and $20 surges in gold are perfectly expected and thoroughly predicted according to Random Walk theory. At least that will be the alleged first sentence in JPM's defense against the DOJ's silver price manipulation antitrust suit.
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So angry.
Emotions like this come from people when defending a belief.
When they know, they dont argue or get frustrated.
OK, let`s stick to calling you, by your own admission this morning, plain Asshole. Maybe Asshole Troll would be more appropriate. Would this be OK?
Better to be an asshole, than a fucking moron...
You people could have made more money in CDs than gold!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!!
Fuck... CDs.
Well I am pleased we agree to something.
Do you need any help son?
Sure, but I doubt you could help out.
No-one you can turn to?
He was already molested by a priest, so that's ruled out.
Perhaps a dominatrix who specializes in diaper fantasies?
I am Chumbawamba.
LOL. They could call Jory too & make it a pervert party.
1245 knocking on resistance...
Kid, look; you are still in school and have no fucking idea what you are talking about. You might think that you taking 101 Econ or QF-1 and QF-2 give you some power here; but no. Here you go fuckwit: 6 mths gold price:
Riiiight. Hey, the sun came out on Zimbabwe too. It didn't help.
ELL OH ELL.
Am waiting fervently for the follow-up from Yawni Barfo.
I am Chumbawamba.
Hey Johnny
I don't own gold to trade for pennies. I own it because -- IT IS AN ACT OF REBELLION. Cause I am in the mood for that.
F-ing A.
2%? you're such a fuckwit.
I bought my last lot in August last year at just under 600GBP per Oz. its now 850+
there is a whole world outside of the good ol' US of A you know.
I don't know what the idiot is talking about. I'm up nearly 100% on most of my gold, purchased during the Fall of 2008. The trendlines all curve up from my vantage point.
It's not how much you make during the crisis, it's how much gold you have in your hands after the smoke settles.
I am Chumbawamba.
Ok, we know you don't like gold, but what do you like?
VXX!
It's the best way to trade. You can make considerable money on large swings in relatively short amounts of time, and you don't even have to follow individual stocks or sectors, just the general S&P index itself!
It's my favorite way to make money! Just buy when the VIX is retardedly low, and be handsomely rewarded!
You are quite short sighted.
Your short gold position must really be hurting you today. You might as well cover before it breaks 1250.
butt head bravo
has no position ,, he is out of work ,
claims to possess the trading prowess of j.p morgan
in reality he changes his colors as often as little ticks try to suck the life out of an elephant
a paste and click zit head ,
I would never short gold! It would tie up too much money for a relatively small move.
Right, you would only short on leverage. How's that trade doing for you?
I thought gold was supposed to be $700, JB?
This may be the only time I agree with you, just to show it is possible.
well .. ass wipe
recall you said that 1220 you eat hat
vix lol so after the fact you spume ,
your so full of debris .. yes gold may take a short nap,, at 1300 but then its on to 1650
john wooden
No, I never said I'd eat my hat if it went to 1220. That's quite the lie. (I did say I'd eat my hat, but 1220 wasn't the target for sure! It was if it went to 2000 by June or something. And look, it didn't!)
Look dumpster, you really need an English class. You type like a retarded five year old.
I'm sure there's another post from you about zit cream, etc, somewhere.
Always the same, illiterate, stupid shit, from you.
You can barely read what you type! It's pathetic!
go tell that to your next job interview .. they may give a shit
LOL. What, no insults about "zit cream?"
well some where their are 300 posts ,, about your malignant posts about gold
.your an out of work hack
pretending . and looking in the water of narcissism squizzing zits ,
Here, I'll do a community service. I'll teach you proper grammar by fixing your clusterfuck of a retarded post.
well some where their are 300 posts ,, about your malignant posts about gold
Well, somewhere there are 300 malicious posts about gold.
.your an out of work hack
pretending . and looking in the water of narcissism squizzing zits
You're an out of work hack pretending and looking in the water of narcissism, squeezing zits.
(whatever the fuck that means, but see, I knew there'd be a post about zits!)
Are you obsessed with zits or what?
Look, take some of your money, and invest in English classes so you don't look retarded. I'll even tutor you!
nope
just the ravings of a young out of work person
zit head is the proper term for some one who is young and trying to impress the mirror ,
before you were born , sold gold at 800 in jan 1980
rode the 14% interst rate up..
sold a business to fidelity in 2000.
in gold at 300,, silver 4.25
69 years old.
have four sons about you age ,, three own their on business. the 4th getting phd in college
your a pox on your age group.
the only ones who give a rats about spelling are those who make out resumes'
and stand in line hearing no openings even as asst mgr at a local taco time /
go read the wooden wisdom ,
even laugher head sports millionairs . took notice
and you fawn over the ability to be out of work .
Hi dumpster. 4 kids, 3 in business and 1 getting a PhD. That's a great record.
We just have 1 daughter, she graduated with a BA a year ago, and now has a decent job. She is probably a little younger than our great pal Bravo. She did it on her own. We are very proud of her.
You have every right to be proud of yours! And the fact that you have children (among other things I suppose) helps make clear that diversification (esp. to gold) is a smart move.
H/T to you.
God damn, I don't think we'll be hearing from Mr. Bravo anymore. That was about as close to a verbal knock-out punch as one could land.
What say you, Johnny the Brayer?
I am Chumbawamba.
Please don't...Dear God, please, I'm begging you.
Too late.
Actually, JB, if you take yourself out of dumpster's remarks you can see genius there.
His writing is pure poetry, very visual.
He goes after you because of your vehemence vs. gold.
...
You should also know that being a father makes a difference. You begin to think longer term. Gold as insurance then starts looking pretty good.
I'm pretty sure dumpster is a her, first of all.
If you call that illiterate tripe "pure poetry" than you just may have an understanding of jibberish that I do not. The arguments barely make sense, in addition to being illiterate.
I can understand the arguments for gold, but for Christ's sake this person needs some sixth grade English lessons....
Take your ritalin, Garth.
Well, your comments are pure comedy. In a few years all us gold bugs will get together over a beer and laugh hysterically at your comments. Hopefully they'll still be archived by then.
I am Chumbawamba.
I plan to use his hollowed out skull as an ashtray...it shouldn't need much finishing work
Lets see now. Price is $1236.20.
Market closed at $1219 Friday.
Under the 2% rule, it will be allowed to go to $1243 today.
I hope y'all bought some Gold...
I wanna buy more, waaa, waaa, waaa!
C'mon JPM, COMEX, LBMA, please bring the price down $50 one last time. Please! I won't bother you ever again.
Soon as that money lands, I'm buying more. But, please Messrs. Shorts, please bring it down just one last time. Thx guys. Really would appreciate it.
...
And if Bravo is right about gold going WAY DOWN, well so much the better. I have ZeroTrust in the Obama/Geithner/Bernanke team to pull us out of this. If we get a "green shoot" pop-up of a recovery while gold gets bashed, I will just keep BUYING, because I do not see a way out of the debt traps.
I expect them to flood us with naked shorts before long. Might require a few countries defaulting before the market wipes out the short program. Let them limp along a while longer, I may have a job starting next week.
Gold will go up $5,000>, that's for sure, even though the Gold Protection teams all efforts, there will always be ups and downs but downs are the game play of FED cartel and their counter-parties in LMBA.
They have used most of their monthly ammo and they are letting the price go up so that they can find some Jhonny Bravo's to sell and cover their paper future gold promises. This world is full of JB's so we will see where they can finish their fish and chips and start to protect again.
The Gold Currency Index is breaking out to a new long-term high today.
No it isn't.
Euro-priced gold scores another brand new all time high
JohnyBravo sounds like the Marketwatch super troll Newbegold, even the same lame humor, and behind them is the master of all trolls, Jon Nadler.
Nadler it's soobvious it's you baby
Does it suck being so obviously wrong?
There's also nothing humorous about what I post. The only thing that is humorous is people saying that a 20 dollar gain is an EXPLOSION or that gold will be at 2000 by June.
I still don't know who the hell this Nadler guy is.
Wow, YOU don't know who John Nadler is? I would think you had lunch with him every day. You, like Nadler, are a permabear on gold, except that Nadler has been a permabear since $250.
But anyways, enjoy your VXX. I hope you make a hundred trillion dollar bill.
Jon Nadler is the main commentator at kitco.com, a gold site & store (with up to the minute gold prices).
Some of us have wondered why kitco would employ a spokesman who is often so bearish on gold, when they sell the stuff? Indeed, good question...
Humor is in the eye of the beholder and I've got news for you: your posts are @#$%^&* hilarious.
The lack of humorous intent on your part makes for practical gut-busters everytime...Keep up the great work!
So you like playing the VIX through the VXX?
Have you looked at the correlation between these two charts.
By owning the VXX, you get 80-100% of the downside and only about 50-60% of the upside.
If you were as knowledgable, informed and as wealthy as you claim to be, you would know of far better ways to accomplish your goal.
If you spent less time pointlessly yelling about gold's flaws, you may know this.
Zitco...
LOL
OK, I had to read it twice to get it.
Indeed. LOL!
of course when gold goes to 2000, you won't be Johnnybravo anymore you will be another handle saying that gold was good to buy at 1200, but 2000 it's in a bubble.
Any suggestions for a new name for Johnny for when gold goes to 2000?
SOL?
sure .. an out of work zit
oowz
How about "Apprentice Bates?"
"Numpty" suits quite well i think.
its difficult to be too mean to the cerebrally challenged
Commission to Study Deficits is Broke
Randall Hoven
June 07, 2010 lol
sinclair mine set
Why is every Gold thread here the "Johnny Bravo Show" ?
I want my money back ZH !! NOW !!
Oh wait its a free membership
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