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Learning to Love the Carrot and the Stick of Personality Journalism

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Dear Tyler:

I'm very concerned about our readership of late.  In the wake of recent publicity I want to call your attention to a few figures that I believe might spell doom for Zero Hedge.  Doom.  Pure and simple.

I know what you are thinking, but I want you to forget for a minute that crap about the statistical illegitimacy of wielding a single commenter (or even an anecdotal few) against Zero Hedge as a measure of a population that numbers over 100,000 readers.  That falls right into the "fact trap" as I call it.  Facts trap us.  They limit us to a particular demographic and make us slaves to topics we cannot control any more than we can control the facts.  Our anemic growth since January is proof of that.  What is important in today's media is anecdotal data.  It is richer, deeper, (once we add our fluffy prose) and fits better in prime-time print with glossy pages.  One well-told story about a fringe commenter is significantly more penetrating than a regression of our entire audience.  Further, it commands the interest of a wider range of readers (particularly those uncomfortable with numbers or charts).  We are losing the publicity battle in the mainstream press here.  True, efforts to assail our content and long missives (often error plagued) targeting some of Zero Hedge's messengers have yielded little fruit, but this new approach, attacking our readers, is frightening and dangerous.  You see, apparently "day traders" make up the majority of Zero Hedge's audience.

True, it is not completely clear what "day trader" means in this context (it is possible this refers to individuals who manage their own portfolios rather than dump their assets into long-only 401k funds like smart, patriotic investors are supposed to) but I have reason to believe that they are generally considered "losers" and otherwise unsuitable degenerates.  This appears to be connected to the dot-com crash.  I really have no solid data to back this up, but, you see, data makes no difference.  This is the insidious nature of this attack and we must respond quickly.  I have, therefore, undertaken an anecdotal analysis of our audience to pinpoint other weak points and pools that may contain high concentrations of short-sellers, precious metal devotees, former index fund investors, "retail investors" (I have used 5 definitions of this term to be expansive) gypsies, jews, homosexuals and former members of the band "Air Supply."  Obviously, if word leaked out of these associations our readership would plummet and we may face regulatory sanction or even prison.  This is not all.  I have also discovered several other categories of undesirables infest the ranks of our readers, contributors, our tipsters, and those with whom we regularly correspond.  These include:

  • Buy-Side investors (for instance, major hedge funds).  Zero Hedge regularly fields tips, hints, compliments, critiques and the like from dozens of brand-name buy-side firms weekly.  The addition of our hot-line has only intensified the flow of these sorts of tainted communications.  We must immediately replace this pool with an agreeable group of other "financial journalists" with whom we can meet late mornings and discuss reactions to our most recent stories about other financial publications and how to cover and spin those reactions among our journalistic mutual-admiration cult.
  • Short-Sellers.  Zero Hedge regularly communicates with the heads of two highly unpatriotic "short-bias" funds.  The potential exists that we may be charged with high-treason if these communications came to light.  I recommend we destroy all evidence of these communications and replace them with fabricated emails to and from Fox Business.
  • Principals and those with actual P&L responsibility at high-profile hedge funds.  Zero Hedge regularly communicates with the principals of over a dozen hedge funds which would be recognized as "famous" in financial circles and "highly dangerous" elsewhere.  Even the most conservative count of these (that I have done back-of-napkin just now) would put their collective AUM between $75-$100 billion.  Taking the firms of non-principal level individuals we regularly correspond with or talk to into account would easily triple this figure. Talking to those with the ability to actually direct funds is madness.  We must instead shift our communications to so called "policy-makers" and the press-offices of various big-name firms along with their public relations personnel.  This is where the most critical market news is to be found.  We must join the race to get the first hint of the next press release to "scoop" our peers.  This, in turn, will finally get our calls to the official appendages of large firms returned.  In this way we can repeat in four ways the content of a lone press release in a single article, substantially decreasing our workload.
  • Legislators. Zero Hedge regularly corresponds with the staff (senior and otherwise) of a number of Senators and twice as many U.S. Representatives.  Our off-line comment to these individuals, by their own admission, often colors hearing questioning and other legislative testimony- sometimes nearly word for word.  If we are not careful, we could actually be associated with these upstart "reformers."  We must replace these discussions with pleadings to the White House's press secretary- the real source of appropriately toned news in the country.
  • Bankers and Traders.  What limited logs we keep of Zero Hedge's web traffic are filled to the brim with the "who is who" of financial firms including every large investment bank worth mentioning and at least 100 hedge funds.  I am sorry to have to tell you this includes Goldman Sachs.  We must immediately replace these hits with random surfing from the Texas Correctional system.

I don't need to tell you how damaging it would be if our other readers were to learn that they are in the company of hundreds if not thousands of people who manage hundreds of billions of dollars professionally- and probably a large number of investors who run their own portfolios for more than the allotted 10 hours required to pick this year's mutual funds.  Some of these people will even claim that Zero Hedge is "mandatory" daily reading for them if pressed by the FDIC.  (Also, I recommend we redirect all web traffic from the FDIC, SEC, Fed, Treasury, the White House and related institutions to www.disney.com so as to provide a more serene content set and to avoid alarming these institutions- though we should make sure to block any access to "The Black Hole".  This only accounts for about 2-4% of our current traffic).

Given this dire threat to our existence, continuing to concentrate on our content is madness.

We cannot continue to be, simply put, the only forum where these degenerates can find raw, unvarnished discussion and analysis on financial markets.  We cannot always get it right and this dooms us to allegations of "rants" or "paranoia" or "conspiracy."  In addition, when we do manage to catch a story, and get the underlying issues spot-on, issues which had not theretofore seen the light, we fill the cups of our critics with material on which to report.  Our work keeps them in play.  If we were only to stop this practice they would be forced to return to covering the appearance of conflicts of interest by Ben Stein, or the importance of pornography in the economic recovery.  You will notice that this "cup overflow" effect has been true for High Frequency Trading, Flash Orders, the recent AIG scam, documented evidence of past gold manipulation by the Federal Reserve, the Citi short squeeze, half a dozen insider trading cases and countless other nuances of finance no one else would otherwise bother to cover.  Trusting our readers to sift the content that matters to them is clearly playing into the hands of our enemies.  It also thins the ranks of important journalists and upstanding members of the financial community like Dennis Kneale.  This sort of approach only results in quotes like this one from Daily Kos:

Note that I'm linking to Zero Hedge here, not because I endorse the editorial theme of the blog at all, but because they are the only place I could find that carries the original document in toto.

I know you will realize we cannot exist without the support of sites like Daily Kos.  We need to stop publishing documents that cannot be found elsewhere.

I feel forced to add that readers (and our critics) have begun to detect something of a shrill, annoyed tone to our prose, even a dry cynicism.  They clearly sense what can only be described as a collective disgust with the manner in which financial "markets" have descended into absurdity.  It does not take a genius to perceive this.  It marks us as malcontents and therefore makes our facts and figures irrelevant.  Adopting a mild, pleasant tone and masking any negative angle is essential to our image at this point.  To this end, and through my back-channel connections at CNBC, I have secured the cooperation of a doctor willing to prescribe us Thorazine™ suppositories in quantity.

You will also notice that recent coverage has attracted the anger of our readers and others.  The allegation that this coverage is the same tired, personality-based "journalism" that is presently failing CNBC, produced by the same carrot and stick, flattery and threat investigative methods (I gather they teach these "how to handle a source" lessons in the first semester of Journalism school) that make a mockery of the fourth estate is likely to make mainstream outlets angry with us.  We cannot allow this.  You will recall that we ignored similar urgings of certain reporters recently.  Allow me to refresh your memory: "Thanks for all the off-the-record help on that piece from before.  By the way, to pay you back, I've decided to write about you now.  Of course, it might not be so flattering without your help.  How about you let me tell your side of the story?  Give me an exclusive and you might be able to get your word out in my story maybe.  It is not too late and you might as well since I'm doing the story anyhow.  Our photographer wants to meet with you. A story about the larger team?  The dozen or so senior staff and forty plus contributors? About your work and how you do it?  Booooring.  Look, it is up to you how you end up looking in print and the kind of story I write.  Hello?  Hello?"

I'm not sure we should have hung up so quickly on that one.  We could have totally had our moment in the sun and inflated our egos if we hadn't blown that.  I really wonder, at this point, if merely going back to work to educate a bunch of evil "day traders" is in the best interests of the site.

Yours in Readership Purity,

Marla Singer

 


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Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:12 | Link to Comment digalert
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Gypsy? hey, I resemble that remark. e-mail me the new super secret scoop call in #.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 12:28 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:14 | Link to Comment Mos
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off topic but HFT is being covered on Daily Show atm.

 

"So douchy traders are being replaced by douchy computers?"

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:17 | Link to Comment OrganicGeorge
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Off topic but the Daily Show just did a story on HFT

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:18 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:19 | Link to Comment one_fell_swoop
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I yearn for the day when ZH commentary reflects that of CNBC, Cramer and my more enlightened Keynesian colleagues.  My current cognitive dissonance is giving me a headache, requiring ever greater quantities of beer to ignore.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 09:13 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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I had nothing to do with your headache. It was Pigpen and Lizzy36 making out behind the dog house.

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:23 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/01/2009 - 06:09 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/01/2009 - 07:47 | Link to Comment I need more cowbell
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I love the stick. Please include a red mouth ball, and wear a leather mask also.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 09:57 | Link to Comment Biff Malibu
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in southern illinois these are also known as "ball gags"...

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:24 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:26 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:27 | Link to Comment Gilgamesh
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For the last time, it was ABBA - not Air Supply... I thought you said you were a fan? 

Now you go and out me.  I finally see how journalism works; all brown-nosing before the article, and then nothing but slander in the real piece.  And, for the record, we prefer 'Goldbugs' or 'Armageddon Paranoid Wingnuts" to "Precious Metal Devotees."

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:29 | Link to Comment D.O.D.
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yeah, but you can't eat it...

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 00:20 | Link to Comment SV
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It does bend when you bite it.  I find that I fall in the "otherwise unsuitable degenerates" category.  Must have something to do with that crappy song that I have in my head that keeps going "on and on"...  Oops, I'm showing my age - another demographic no-no.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 01:12 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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You certainly can't snort any cocaine with it.  Damn.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 12:03 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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D.O.D. I know you speak in jest but you may recall some fine dining restaurants a few years back serving various desserts that were sprinkled with shaved Gold. I believe it was the sign of the market top if I remember correctly.

So there, put that in your ice cream and eat it. :>p

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 09:17 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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And, for the record, we prefer 'Goldbugs' or 'Armageddon Paranoid Wingnuts" to "Precious Metal Devotees."

Hear, Hear!  Proudly wear the label, my friend!  I think Marla was being kind....wait, did I just say that?

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:29 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:57 | Link to Comment Marla Singer
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Difference is, we don't fuck call girls.

(Well, I don't... I guess I can't speak for the rest of ZH).

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 00:12 | Link to Comment Mos
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Damn, you just ruined so many reader's fantasies in that one sentence...

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 00:23 | Link to Comment SV
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+1, coupled with the fact that everytime I listen to her spin I see Bellatrix Lestrange.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 00:13 | Link to Comment QuantumCat
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As long as you don't screw day traders... that's the exclusive domain of the FED and the US Treasury (and their lean six sigma consultant for market intervention... GS) 

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 01:34 | Link to Comment I am a Man I am...
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Well then, I'm glad I'm not a call girl.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 09:30 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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I am a Man I am...  former Spyker  engineer maybe ....  ( judging by your avatar ) http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_UwePAMT2t7g/RpOYC9bfVMI/AAAAAAAAABc/DZWcrfGNEsk/s320/albers.jpg

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:25 | Link to Comment Philologus TaXitus
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I'm pretty sure his avatar is OSU coach Mike Gundy and his screen name is in reference to Gundy's rant against a sports journalist.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:49 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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who, what, where. im sorry but im kind of ignorant when it comes to american sport ...

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 12:15 | Link to Comment Green Sharts
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoMmbUmKN0E

Shortly after 2:25 is the punch line:  "I'm a man!  I'm 40!"

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 17:13 | Link to Comment I am a Man I am...
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I'm a man!  I'm 40!

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 05:43 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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you should go on, and fuck a call girl Marla, its a nice experience; i did it on a more than a few occasions ( people can get lonely; so any judgmental commenter can blow me )...

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 07:51 | Link to Comment I need more cowbell
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See, this is what is missing in the MSM. There is no feedback. Only in the blogosphere can you read a great article, see and contribute immediate feedback, and watch a thread de-railed into commentary about fucking call girls, with women ( well, cyber women, one never really knows ) no less.

MSM is so dead.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 08:34 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/01/2009 - 09:31 | Link to Comment Cheeky Bastard
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+ 10 on the power of  80 million

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 09:34 | Link to Comment DrPsycho
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ok Marla, so what kind of girls do you fuck ?

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 12:47 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:29 | Link to Comment SilverIsKing
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You'll know you've really made it when some MSM company offers to buy your site.

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:29 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:38 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:59 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Dear Well Meaning Anon ZH Friend,

Do you not see the tounge firmly in the cheek?

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:19 | Link to Comment gmrpeabody
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+10....ROTFLMAO

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 16:39 | Link to Comment MinnesotaNice
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I just love those... there is at least one everytime that misses the sarcasm  :-)

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:40 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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I wish we could fuck them as hard as they tried to fuck you. ZH, I was going to tell you how disgusted I was with the conduct described and tell you I am sorry. But face it, this is apparently what is normal for them.

Joe Hagan lives in Brooklyn, New York.

http://joehagan.blogspot.com/

joe_hagan@hotmail.com

http://www.facebook.com/people/Joe-Hagan/1392886575

http://gawker.com/155126/joe-hagan-to-leave-journal-for-new-york

http://www.123people.com/s/joe+hagan

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:46 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Oh, but we are!  {;-)

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:53 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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[elided]

Not sure this is him, there is another one on [elided]

[elided]

This is all public info, use your common sense.

 

[Don't do that... - Marla]

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 00:04 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Hey Joe,

If you are reading this, Marla just deleted what was potentially your address from my post to protect you. Sh!t head, she is showing you more care than you showed ZH, she is not willing to put you in harms way like you are willing to do to them. ZH has more integrity than I do, and certainly more than you.

Apologies Maam. I meant harm, it is true. I have been appropriately checked.

I am, after all, a Ms. Creant. I was merely enacting my role.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 00:14 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Have some faith.  Remember that Sea Tec Astronomy becomes Screen Some Rot sooner or later.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 13:34 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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There is much in what you say that is true. Clever as hell just how much. :-)

Props bro.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 09:58 | Link to Comment Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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MsCreant--You are assuming thay MSM readers will get off their bloated asses and "do" something to ZH. They are too busy with Dancing With the Stars now that American Idol is over to next season.

As for Joe, I saw a rumor on CL and freecycle that the entire contents of his house, cars, and pets were available at fire sale prices as curb side pick up. ;)

 

okay, just kidding Marla! Nobody better send a bunch of hookers to his office, either.

 

Ps- I'll never get why men dig the lesbo thing as much as they do. I am going to start posting pics of hot, naked men for the ladies!

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:00 | Link to Comment Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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Oh, and I love the day traders, but I am not one. I fall into the second oldest profession.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:36 | Link to Comment SWRichmond
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Merc?

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 12:04 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Banker?

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 12:30 | Link to Comment Marley
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Both sexes fantisize about the others homosexual act.  It's just another one of those Male Oriented society things that makes it appropriate to imply female homosexuality. 

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 14:11 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Both sexes fantasize about getting to play sandwhich.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 19:15 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Classic.. All three wear a dress on their first date on the old black, red/silver, black kick.... While everyone waits to see who is wearing what in bootwear...

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 14:08 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Hi Cindy!

I was just pissed at how Joe Blow Job tried to leverage them into participating in his article and how he tried to "get them" for refusing. It's always about leverage with these people. Fellatio Joe's ethics were totally out of line. ZeroHedge is not what is wrong with our government. ZeroHedge may end up proving to be a part of the solution. If they are just a zany little blog, why use such heavy handed tactics with them? Save that for Pandit the Bandit or Gold men's sacks.

If disclosing the identities of the participants of ZeroHedge and the dynamics of the blog is on par with a story about the vampire squid, Katie Couric, or the head of CITI-- wow!

It may be a fad, there may be competition later, but today, ZeroHedge has arrived!

It's fight club beyotches!

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 16:10 | Link to Comment loki
Thu, 10/01/2009 - 02:12 | Link to Comment agrotera
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You are a dear and so funny MsCreant!!!!!

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 14:09 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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Oh gorsh. [Insert blush here]. Thanks.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 07:56 | Link to Comment lieutenantjohnchard
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we did. we turned them off and cancelled our subscriptions.

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:42 | Link to Comment putbuyer
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Great stuff Marla

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 00:03 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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Trusting our readers to sift the content that matters to them is clearly playing into the hands of our enemies. 

Marla, I love it when you talk that way. Lots better than some stale story about porn on the teevee. Living in my parents basement while considering attaining my HS Diploma from the folks on the match book cover, I seldom get to interact with real celebrities like you and the rest of the ZH staff. After all, if folks wanted just pictures they would look at the teevee money honey imports as they read their copy produced by the folks at MTV's "The Hills".  With you and yours I can use my imagination, except when Robo shows me the charts. So, please let me sift! After all, all your enemies are holding is a 9/2, off suit.  Their ad revenue and demo tracks tell us this.

BTW, when are you gonna introduce the ZH trading card sets?  I can't wait to see what kind of gum you put inside.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 01:31 | Link to Comment theadr
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I like my gum, Sativa.

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:45 | Link to Comment aldousd
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Marla! Don't forget about us computer programming non-financial sector retail day-traders on the sidelines!

Wait, maybe I should heed Dennis Kneale's advice and pretend to know more than I do about this stuff. Where's my sense of patriotic duty to this site?!?!

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:54 | Link to Comment Pizza Delivery Man
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Yea yea...but is "the beard" a contributor? Maybe a guest post in the near?

Marla...I just wanna know if he's on the senior staff.

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:59 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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You and many more of us.  Inquiring minds and all.

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:57 | Link to Comment Fritz
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Dear Marla,

You forgot to include all the illegal aliens that read your site.

        (signed) Lou Dobbs

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:59 | Link to Comment Marla Singer
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I SAID gypsies.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 02:32 | Link to Comment ptoemmes
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Which one of the homosexual gypsie jews got caught humming "All Outa Love"?

Not that there is anything wrong with that (L Seinfeld)

Nice post.

Pete

Wed, 09/30/2009 - 23:59 | Link to Comment crzyhun
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Damn eveything but the circus!

 

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 00:06 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:04 | Link to Comment Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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Oh, and everyone who also registered for a Ron Paul site or is a veteran is also on "The Gubermint List" .

 

I guess ZHers have been officially added to "The List"

 

Watch for black helicopters to land on top of Tyler and Marla's building.

PS- KD has occasionally listed the # of gubermint hits on his site, so they read his Ticker a lot. Are we going to see a "Who REALLY hits ZH" any time soon?

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 00:07 | Link to Comment Lothar the Rott...
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Marla, you know Doris is smiling down upon you for this latest missive.

Carry on, please!

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 00:38 | Link to Comment Marla Singer
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That really would be something.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 01:16 | Link to Comment Lothar the Rott...
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:)  You never know who's looking out for you, but I'd take her over thousands of others if I had to wager.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 01:50 | Link to Comment pigpen
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Vive Tanta

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:10 | Link to Comment SV
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+100^1000

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 00:10 | Link to Comment Lux Fiat
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You know that you are making progress when folks start trying to marginalize you and your readership.  The HFT story and political fallout must have really touched a few nerves.  I may not believe in a vast conspiracy, but have been around long enough to have some clue as to how the game is played. 

Let's see - H. Ross Perot was making headway and conveying a message that needed to be conveyed.  Next thing you know, the traditional media is painting him as a bit outre (ok - he did a good enough job shooting himself in the foot to boot).  When the Monica Lewinsky story wouldn't go away, the White House changed tactics and portrayed her as a bit delusional - I knew then that if there was any evidence, it would surface after she was thrown under the bus.  Libertarians get painted with the same brush - sometimes deservedly so. 

So when I read the article on Zero Hedge in the New York Magazines and saw statements that essentially questioned the rationality of contributers and readers, I knew the game was afoot again - this time with Zero in the sights. 

Ignore the flack, keep up the good work, and keep ticking off those who desperately need a wakeup call.  To bad you guys weren't around when Harry Markopolos tried to expose Madoff years ago.  Might have brought it to a close a lot sooner and with a lot fewer personal balance sheets blown to bits.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 09:25 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Of course ZH hits a nerve. When anyone even slows down the corporate financial money making machine, heads are sure to roll.

We are firmly into 1984 land where truth is a lie and your abuser loves and protects you.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 11:05 | Link to Comment TeresaE
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Yep, exactly like the 9/12 gathering in WDC was completely under-reported by the mainstream media.  A bunch of racists and "angry white men." vastly undercounted attendence and a news blackout. 

 

First ignore, then demonize.

 

We no longer see or hear real "news," I doubt Watergate could happen in this new century.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 00:29 | Link to Comment London Banker
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So you're keeping all of the data on us!  Perhaps Zero Hedge is an elaborate sting to entrap us malcontents with self-incrimination.  When the time comes to round us up for "re-education" the evidence of our seditious behaviour will be unanswerable.

In the mean time, keep up the good work.  

As someone who has blogged issues well ahead of their time - a serial conspiracy theorist proved reality-based by later events and revelations -  I know that well written prose can change both public awareness and public policy.

 

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 00:33 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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+1 LB.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 00:34 | Link to Comment aldousd
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HAH! Just like Ron Paul! He's a trap! Go to his rally, give to his cause, and you're on the list!

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 03:44 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 10/01/2009 - 07:51 | Link to Comment deadhead
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glad to see LB show up...if you're the genuine article, does this mean you are back in the game?  that would be most welcome from where I sit.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 08:28 | Link to Comment London Banker
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Just commenting here and over at Roubini's blog.  It's been a slow period lately, but for the most part this job has kept me much too busy for regular posting.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 00:31 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 10/01/2009 - 00:36 | Link to Comment Steak
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This is some pretty advanced stuff for a bot :-)

There is no question self-proclaimed members of the 4th estate don't know how to describe ZH.  Surely, they say, there is some inflated ego here just dying to get out.  Surely the allure of "real" press is enough to get these folk to play along with our game and fill in the sordid details of our puff piece. 

The oligarchs and their wannabe dick-riders just don't understand someone/ones not motivated by money or fame.  The idea of pursuing the truth in an inclusive collaborative way is a complete anathema.

Quoth Cypress Hill:

Fuck em / and feed em / cause I don't need em / I won't join em if I can beat em

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgxWoKbMDO4

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 01:37 | Link to Comment theadr
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They just don't get it:  Tyler is ANONYMOUS.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 06:37 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/01/2009 - 14:21 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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I am not going to get this exactly right. In The Matrix, it was understood that all the people were enthralled to the machine. They were not awake to their situation and you certainly could have compassion for them. HOWEVER, any one of them at any time could become posessed and become an Agent and try to apprehend or kill you. In these cases one must "terminate with extreme prejudice."

 

 

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 16:54 | Link to Comment Miles Kendig
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The hard facts of life, well done.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 00:44 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/01/2009 - 00:58 | Link to Comment ShankyS
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Oh dear Marla, that was delightful. MSMs (and the other wannabes that attempt to sponge from the ZH moniker) need to know Zero Intelligence and its merry band of digital dickweeds is reading, learning, growing, reporting and engorging ourselves in the truth. We will spread that truth far and wide. We will encourage others to come to the new Mecca that is ZH and draw them away from the false prophets. Virile we are. The new age has begun. Thank you ZH for showing us the light and freeing our minds. May the force be with you.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 00:59 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/01/2009 - 01:10 | Link to Comment morphizm
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I thought Air Supply already got thrown down The Black Hole. Along with my dad's money.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 08:06 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/01/2009 - 01:14 | Link to Comment Michael
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I was not aware I had such a large audience.

At least the Bilderbergs will get a consolation prize. It’s called the Internet. They wanted a controlled collectivist society? Well, the got it. Here we are.

You can’t manage the Internet just like you can’t manage the weather.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 01:19 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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Ok, this missive compelled me to finally come clean.  I am not Chumbawamba.

I am Jim Cramer.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:24 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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I KNEW it. I just knew it.

Same drool falling from the corner of the mouth, scarlet red face, crazy red rimmed eyes, habitual lying and back pedaling, rolled up sleeves, air horn up the ass and the whoopee cushion in the back pocket.

Bingo!

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 12:00 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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It's the air horn up the ass I enjoy the most, natch.

I am Jim Cramer.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 01:26 | Link to Comment Fish Gone Bad
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Zero Hedge is a fine upstanding publication.  With all the good news out there, most of the alarmists have gone away.  When everything was going to hell in a hand basket, places like Market Oracle was full of new and creative authors.  Now that everything is just peachy, real news is pretty much impossible to find.

Zero Hedge provides a service that no one else does, or is willing to do.  Take a deep breath and unwrap a suppository. 

Speaking of thankless work, I put in hours upon hours, days upon days, and weeks upon weeks of being funny and entertaining (for FishGoneBad.com).  I received all kinds of email.  I got to deal with stalkers, nuts, scammers, and a fair share of hate mail.  It takes a thick skin to be your own person and to "do your own thing".  For me, it got down to knowing that I was making something that could make me a little bit famous for the rest of time.

If you want to attract a lot of attention, add some guest artists to the Zero Hedge store.  You can start with the "Banks Suck" files I sent earlier.  Other talented people would probably be delighted to get their efforts noticed.  Cafe Press does not charge you to build an image library, so shoppers can pick what they want at no cost to Zero Hedge.

For those interested in bad art, and bad writing, here is an excerpt from The Worst Flu Ever (http://www.fishgonebad.com/Stories/The_Flu/Flu9.htm): 

Michelle did the math. Everyone was dead, or dying. She decided to load up on vodka and cigarettes. There was no way that drinking and smoking heavily was going to kill her before the worst flu ever. At that moment, Michelle decided to take up a few very bad habits she always wanted to explore before she died.

The End.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 01:27 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 10/01/2009 - 12:56 | Link to Comment Marley
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Here's some raw technical data for ya, you're f#cked.  And remember this when my generation come to you, hat in hand, for assistance because we screwed away our only real safety net for a few greedy banksters.  Spit in our faces.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 01:32 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/01/2009 - 01:47 | Link to Comment theadr
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Nicely put, Anonymous.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 07:13 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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I think ZH's job is to do what it does when it does it how it does it. I don't think it's particularly up to the readers to bury it in unrealistic neadiness or unattainable goals.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 02:09 | Link to Comment CD
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A few ways to (modestly) raise the visibility of ZH in the 'blogosphere':

Goto http://technorati.com/blogs/www.zerohedge.com and http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/zerohedge.com. Write reviews of the site. Link to it in your own blogs.

Download the alexa.com (http://www.alexa.com/toolbar) and compete.com (http://tools.compete.com/) toolbars, installing it in a browser you use mainly for reading ZH. Try to use ONLY this browser for reading ZH. Whenever you read a MSM article dealing with issues raised on ZH, leave a comment with a link back here. And, as always, click on the ads from time to time.

 

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 06:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/01/2009 - 02:19 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/01/2009 - 03:16 | Link to Comment agrotera
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Marla,  this is a classic!!! 

Not only is the heart and soul of your work here pure and true, your writing style is just addictive! Yes and although we are only cyberspace acquaintances, knowing the heart of Tyler and your work here, i just have to love both of you!

[It is so much fun to complement your work knowing how others will step in and criticize it as ZH worship (or incestuous and self conscious--see subqutaneous quote of jim morrison posted right below) ! ( offer them thorazine suppositories! ) ]

Yours truly!

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 09:34 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Do I need a prescription for those Thorazine suppositories or are they OTC?

Of course, as one of the malcontents, I would need to take my thumb out of my ass to insert said Thorazine.

Oh well, one must do what one must do.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 02:40 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 10/01/2009 - 03:11 | Link to Comment subqtaneous
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"The thing they call 'rock,' which used to be called rock & roll--it got decadent.  Then, there was the rock revival sparked by the English.  That went very far.  It was articulate.  Then it became self-conscious and incestuous, which, I think, is the death of any movement."

 

~ Jim Morrison


 

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 03:14 | Link to Comment Bolweevil
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marla is great.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 03:17 | Link to Comment Bolweevil
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marla is great. had to say it twice (sorry)

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 03:44 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 10/01/2009 - 12:59 | Link to Comment Marley
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Pink Floyd - The Wall

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 04:06 | Link to Comment grey
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Marla, I want to have your baby! Won't you take me down ... to funky town!

Great post! Brilliant!

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 04:08 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/01/2009 - 04:09 | Link to Comment Pork Fried Rice
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marla, i think you're just (lame joke alert) all out of love

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 04:09 | Link to Comment The Beard is Weird
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BURN!!!

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 04:27 | Link to Comment Hephasteus
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I like how they said they would sick the advertisment companies on the user base here which they basically are nothing but data mining manipulation centers.

Here's what happened in england when one these sleezes got outed.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article5592511.ece

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 04:53 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/01/2009 - 09:37 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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Lesson # 1.

Do the opposite of whatever the mainstream media is telling you to do.

Lesson # 2.

Repeat lesson # 1 over and over and over until you stop believing the mainstream media.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:15 | Link to Comment Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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Gee, I dunno. Read a book. Would you like ZH to wipe your butt too? Geez dude, educate yourself. Thats the point.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 18:14 | Link to Comment MsCreant
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I need to use this one a whole lot.

http://www.google.com/

Then I ask questions after I have made an effort to learn.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 05:29 | Link to Comment andrew123
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Marla, does ZH really have over 100,000 readers?  How many people signed the petition to urge Congress not to increase the debt ceiling?

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 05:33 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/01/2009 - 05:39 | Link to Comment donatoloscalzo
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You guys are doing just great.  Excellent job, well done!!

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 06:08 | Link to Comment Anonymous
Thu, 10/01/2009 - 19:13 | Link to Comment chumbawamba
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Royalties.

I am Chumbawamba.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 06:13 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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Thu, 10/01/2009 - 09:54 | Link to Comment DrPsycho
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haha, hopefully soon to be more........

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 07:22 | Link to Comment Careless Whisper
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Their business model = reader is simpleton.

ZH business model = reader has some intelligence.

Thanks for your confidence in us.

 

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 08:17 | Link to Comment Daedal
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RoboTrader's model = show models for readership ;-p

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:17 | Link to Comment Cindy_Dies_In_T...
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Stock markets, trading and sex.

 

Works for me.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 10:19 | Link to Comment Cognitive Dissonance
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LOL. Great play on words.

Thu, 10/01/2009 - 07:22 | Link to Comment Anonymous
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