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A Limited Chance To Demonstrate Your Own Piece Of Zero Intelligence

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Even though Zero Hedge is finalizing its official apparel line as fast as we can, the deluge of requests for a piece of Zero Hedge...pardon, Zero Intelligence memorabilia in response to unwarranted provocations against us hit a record. So while we expect to formally launch a t-shirt line in the next few days that readers will be happy with, here is your chance to possess a very limited edition of Zero Intelligence. Only 200 of these will be sold. All the proceeds will go to fund the CNBC Talking Head Education Infrastructure Fund, L.P. (i.e., our servers) which, even though being 3 and 30 is very rapidly depleting.

 

Also, if you have not been able to demonstrate your Digital Dickweedness yet, here is your chance.

 

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Thu, 07/23/2009 - 23:36 | 13651 Anonymous
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T.H.E.I.F - brilliant TD...i mean, close enough, we get the picture..

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 23:39 | 13655 Anonymous
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If only I wore t-shirts regularly....

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 23:40 | 13657 Quantum Noise
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Tyler... I'm guessing there's no chance to have one signed by you and Marla... is it? btw... got mine already. ;) Thanks!

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 23:58 | 13680 Marla Singer
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You'll have to wait for the thongs.

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 00:08 | 13688 Lothar the Rott...
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I thought Radio ZH was where you showed your finest thongs off.

Oh well. :-)

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 00:16 | 13696 Quantum Noise
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No, dear Marla, when it comes to underwear I'll wait for CNBC to start selling their anchorettes' bras. Check this clip with our Hugh Hendry on Squawk Box Europe (at 2:20 or so):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE_35EHiIM0

I guess we won't see Hugh back on that program anytime soon.

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 07:46 | 13844 Gilgamesh
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Still have that on DVR.  I know YouTube will have it, but it's too good to risk having taken down.  "Hard to resist the tempation" while looking over at the Anchorbabes' wide-open cleavage every 5 seconds - I can't disagree (although his crush on Louisa is a little much).  Just don't let him go on Squawk Australia, where it's mandatory to have minimum 3 inches of cleavage showing at all times.

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 11:00 | 13978 Anonymous
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Hey thanks for the link. Not only hillarious but true.

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 16:46 | 14474 Anonymous
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good clip

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 16:58 | 14499 Gabriel Gray
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Yesss!

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 23:41 | 13659 texpat
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Ordered. Thanks very much!

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 23:48 | 13667 Anonymous
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I just bought one and I don't even trade stocks. I just kinda dig the site, although it's making me very depressed.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 23:52 | 13672 PBS
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Well done.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 23:54 | 13674 Anonymous
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Damn I wanted one but paying 33 bucks for a tshirt is out of this millionaires league.

Thu, 07/23/2009 - 23:55 | 13677 Tyler Durden
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Unfortunately Cafepress seems not to believe in sweatshops for gross profit maximization.

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 00:15 | 13693 Mos
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So much for "globalization"...

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 09:33 | 13902 jongreen
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Is that supposed to be Ben in a Mao suit? Fitting given the context.

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 18:32 | 14596 Dont Taze Me Bro
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Wow I just noticed it. That's the funniest avatar ever.

And Ol'Ben looks so good with that outfit.

 

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 21:46 | 14775 Profit Prophet
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Tyler,

Should my last post be a hat tip, atta boy,

or "great minds think alike"?  (note: time stamp)

by Profit Prophet
on Thu, 07/23/2009 - 00:48
#12602

 

LOL!  I love the new Zero Hedge/Intelligence

banner!  However, after the new heading it should

read: "On a long enough timeline, the IQ for

every CNBC correspondent drops to zero."

This was my response to "Charlie lets Zero Intelligence have it."

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 00:22 | 13698 epdog
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shipped

nice work, ZH

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 01:37 | 13746 Altan311
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Stylish apparel as usual. I'll make sure never to use it while drinking out of my digital dickweed mug.

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 01:40 | 13747 Anonymous
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Damn, $40 is expensive, but I'm doing it strictly to support you guys, because you deserve it. FYI, cafepress said $5.25 shipping, but when I checked out, the only option was $7.

For your zerohedge regular t-shirts, can you make it American Apparel t-shirts and just have a single logo in the middle that says zero hedge like your blogspot title?

It's boring but at least I can wear it to work.

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 14:01 | 14219 Anonymous
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$33 now $40?? are the bots trading these shirts too???

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 14:04 | 14223 dark pools of soros
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can we get rid of the anonymous posts now? the old site reminded you to log in while this one seems to encourage anonymous posting..(exhibit A above from me)

 

 

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 14:47 | 14292 Gilgamesh
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I did wonder outloud if GS would be frontrunning (I mean Providing Liquidity to) my TShirt order.

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 03:24 | 13799 Anonymous
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Okay taker, just need the postage costs to Oz.
Note that longer you delay we may have parity in the AUD -v- USD ...

And no care whether US apparel of VN

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 03:26 | 13801 whacked
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Thats moi`btw .. didnt realise I was not logged in.

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 06:36 | 13818 Miles Kendig
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When will the store reopen after its maintenance?

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 08:26 | 13861 Danz Gambit
Fri, 07/24/2009 - 16:50 | 14481 Anonymous
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Great GS and FBI will now be hunting this poor guy down for the rest of his life....good job Danz lol

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 08:42 | 13870 Missing_Link
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LOL.  Love the new byline.  So true.

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 08:45 | 13872 Anonymous
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Ordered. Will proudly represent ZH here in Austin.

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 09:25 | 13895 DebtorShredder
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Are you crazy, Tyler?

What am I going to do with a "Zero Hedge" t-shirt? Wear it around town?

At the rate you're going, those items will be classified as standard issue unforms of "enemy combatants" in no time.

 

 

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 12:20 | 14051 nicholsong
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I though the same when I wore my ZH cap around town, but barely 1 in a million ever recognize the tip of the spear when they see it.

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 09:35 | 13903 ShankyS
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Another had mentioned rotating the ZH 90 degrees to get OI, thought that would have been a good idea for the one knockoff idea. This is brilliant like most everything else you all do. Keep up the good work.

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 10:48 | 13965 Gilgamesh
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No way on the rotation.  As the logo stands currently, every Michigan (Ann Arbor) student and alum will wear this to their grave.

 

Let me suggest something that might actually make money in this economy (besides blindly buying SPYs) - order all of these that are left, and then Ebay them before The Game at the Big House on Nov. 21.

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 10:45 | 13962 D.O.D.
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I would love to support, but I like the idea of a black version... still $40 seems a bit steep for t-shirt, but considering the knowledge i've gained from this site, it's a small price... any word on a black version?

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 10:50 | 13967 Tyler Durden
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We are sorry for the price: cafepress is really gouging on this. We will have a cheaper and broader selection made in house shortly. Again - this is a strictly limited edition spurred by some recent "financial media" hoopla.

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 11:12 | 13991 Bob
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This one sure to become a collector's item.  Of course, that will bring the knock-off's. 

Signing your future stuff should be well worth the time. 

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 12:54 | 14099 bbtrader
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just ordered one, thanks TD...what's $33 when i'm gaining a lot of useful info and insight from the site, and besides, minyanville charges some $25 for some of their T-shirts

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 14:19 | 14249 ShankyS
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Got mine!

Fri, 07/24/2009 - 16:47 | 14462 Ruth
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I like it and saw the t's from the radio ad link on right, t's were only bought in Euro, so must be offshore, very cool t's on that site, hope we have some like those in black.

 

Here's radio ad link:  http://www.store.minus273.biz/category/tees

These are your t's aren't they?  Oops, they're copying your logo?

 

Sat, 07/25/2009 - 03:53 | 15010 -273
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yea, they are ZH tees. We, -273 (= Absolute Zero) designed them together with ZH and are taking care of the production. We are producing one black and one white ZH Logo tee right now. Should be more to follow as well as a design along the lines of the Black swan you see sometimes on the right.

Sat, 07/25/2009 - 07:05 | 15024 Ruth
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Are they available in the states? in US$? didn't see that

Sat, 07/25/2009 - 07:36 | 15026 -273
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yea, they are available to be shipped anywhere, all our production, printing and shipping are done in the States for the ZH T's. You will be charged in your local currency by your CC company or Paypal, it's just us who are based offshore.

Sat, 07/25/2009 - 22:19 | 15306 Ruth
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Great, thank you, love some of those T's, so cool!

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