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A Limited Chance To Demonstrate Your Own Piece Of Zero Intelligence
Even though Zero Hedge is finalizing its official apparel line as fast as we can, the deluge of requests for a piece of Zero Hedge...pardon, Zero Intelligence memorabilia in response to unwarranted provocations against us hit a record. So while we expect to formally launch a t-shirt line in the next few days that readers will be happy with, here is your chance to possess a very limited edition of Zero Intelligence. Only 200 of these will be sold. All the proceeds will go to fund the CNBC Talking Head Education Infrastructure Fund, L.P. (i.e., our servers) which, even though being 3 and 30 is very rapidly depleting.
Also, if you have not been able to demonstrate your Digital Dickweedness yet, here is your chance.
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T.H.E.I.F - brilliant TD...i mean, close enough, we get the picture..
If only I wore t-shirts regularly....
Tyler... I'm guessing there's no chance to have one signed by you and Marla... is it? btw... got mine already. ;) Thanks!
You'll have to wait for the thongs.
I thought Radio ZH was where you showed your finest thongs off.
Oh well. :-)
No, dear Marla, when it comes to underwear I'll wait for CNBC to start selling their anchorettes' bras. Check this clip with our Hugh Hendry on Squawk Box Europe (at 2:20 or so):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE_35EHiIM0
I guess we won't see Hugh back on that program anytime soon.
Still have that on DVR. I know YouTube will have it, but it's too good to risk having taken down. "Hard to resist the tempation" while looking over at the Anchorbabes' wide-open cleavage every 5 seconds - I can't disagree (although his crush on Louisa is a little much). Just don't let him go on Squawk Australia, where it's mandatory to have minimum 3 inches of cleavage showing at all times.
Hey thanks for the link. Not only hillarious but true.
good clip
Yesss!
Ordered. Thanks very much!
I just bought one and I don't even trade stocks. I just kinda dig the site, although it's making me very depressed.
Well done.
Damn I wanted one but paying 33 bucks for a tshirt is out of this millionaires league.
Unfortunately Cafepress seems not to believe in sweatshops for gross profit maximization.
So much for "globalization"...
Is that supposed to be Ben in a Mao suit? Fitting given the context.
Wow I just noticed it. That's the funniest avatar ever.
And Ol'Ben looks so good with that outfit.
Tyler,
Should my last post be a hat tip, atta boy,
or "great minds think alike"? (note: time stamp)
by Profit Propheton Thu, 07/23/2009 - 00:48
#12602
LOL! I love the new Zero Hedge/Intelligence
banner! However, after the new heading it should
read: "On a long enough timeline, the IQ for
every CNBC correspondent drops to zero."
This was my response to "Charlie lets Zero Intelligence have it."
shipped
nice work, ZH
Stylish apparel as usual. I'll make sure never to use it while drinking out of my digital dickweed mug.
Damn, $40 is expensive, but I'm doing it strictly to support you guys, because you deserve it. FYI, cafepress said $5.25 shipping, but when I checked out, the only option was $7.
For your zerohedge regular t-shirts, can you make it American Apparel t-shirts and just have a single logo in the middle that says zero hedge like your blogspot title?
It's boring but at least I can wear it to work.
$33 now $40?? are the bots trading these shirts too???
can we get rid of the anonymous posts now? the old site reminded you to log in while this one seems to encourage anonymous posting..(exhibit A above from me)
I did wonder outloud if GS would be frontrunning (I mean Providing Liquidity to) my TShirt order.
Okay taker, just need the postage costs to Oz.
Note that longer you delay we may have parity in the AUD -v- USD ...
And no care whether US apparel of VN
Thats moi`btw .. didnt realise I was not logged in.
When will the store reopen after its maintenance?
Is this you Tyler? LOL
http://content.cafepress.com/products/additional_photos/2_c1_1.jpg
Great GS and FBI will now be hunting this poor guy down for the rest of his life....good job Danz lol
LOL. Love the new byline. So true.
Ordered. Will proudly represent ZH here in Austin.
Are you crazy, Tyler?
What am I going to do with a "Zero Hedge" t-shirt? Wear it around town?
At the rate you're going, those items will be classified as standard issue unforms of "enemy combatants" in no time.
I though the same when I wore my ZH cap around town, but barely 1 in a million ever recognize the tip of the spear when they see it.
Another had mentioned rotating the ZH 90 degrees to get OI, thought that would have been a good idea for the one knockoff idea. This is brilliant like most everything else you all do. Keep up the good work.
No way on the rotation. As the logo stands currently, every Michigan (Ann Arbor) student and alum will wear this to their grave.
Let me suggest something that might actually make money in this economy (besides blindly buying SPYs) - order all of these that are left, and then Ebay them before The Game at the Big House on Nov. 21.
I would love to support, but I like the idea of a black version... still $40 seems a bit steep for t-shirt, but considering the knowledge i've gained from this site, it's a small price... any word on a black version?
We are sorry for the price: cafepress is really gouging on this. We will have a cheaper and broader selection made in house shortly. Again - this is a strictly limited edition spurred by some recent "financial media" hoopla.
This one sure to become a collector's item. Of course, that will bring the knock-off's.
Signing your future stuff should be well worth the time.
just ordered one, thanks TD...what's $33 when i'm gaining a lot of useful info and insight from the site, and besides, minyanville charges some $25 for some of their T-shirts
Got mine!
I like it and saw the t's from the radio ad link on right, t's were only bought in Euro, so must be offshore, very cool t's on that site, hope we have some like those in black.
Here's radio ad link: http://www.store.minus273.biz/category/tees
These are your t's aren't they? Oops, they're copying your logo?
yea, they are ZH tees. We, -273 (= Absolute Zero) designed them together with ZH and are taking care of the production. We are producing one black and one white ZH Logo tee right now. Should be more to follow as well as a design along the lines of the Black swan you see sometimes on the right.
Are they available in the states? in US$? didn't see that
yea, they are available to be shipped anywhere, all our production, printing and shipping are done in the States for the ZH T's. You will be charged in your local currency by your CC company or Paypal, it's just us who are based offshore.
Great, thank you, love some of those T's, so cool!