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Live Coverage Of Major Fire Cutting Metro North Traffic In And Out Of Manhattan
A major fire has erupted under the Harlem River bridge, where a wooden train trestle is in flames. All traffic in and out of New York via Metro North has been suspended. Watch live coverage via Fox News here.
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Baked apple.
Bush's fault
"Unfortunately, I inherited this antiquated infrastructure from the previous administration, and while I was taking my midday Portie square break, the cherry fell. It landed on my prayer rug and caused an old afro sheen stain from my days at the training camp in Indonesia to set off a grave chain of events. Oh, and my birth certificate and 38 of my SS cards were lost as well"
OUTFRIGGINSTANDING stuff Conrad Murray. May your day be filled with the sweet smell of bacon ;)
http://baconunwrapped.com/
Help me see how that was funny? It looked like random race stuff that went no where.
Ah shit.
I don't like Obama but I junked your comment. The race references did not add to it. If your gonna do the dozens, make it funny.
Gotta leave your white guilt at the door of the comedy room. If you're white, be proud of it. If you're black, be proud of it. If you're Obummer, be confused.
And I guess if your a moron be proud of that too... Right? If you want to hate the President I fully endorse it. God knows I do. But why not try adding something to the conversation that extends beyond stupid fucking jokes revolving around race and religion.
Rascism can be very funny. Not a reason to hate or kill someone but funny shit. Ask Dave Chappelle: "I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shredding those racial hatreds."
Seemed to me like they were references to his covered up past and general illegitimacy as a president. Its not racist to point out that the man we know as Barrak Hussein Obama was once know as Barry Soetoro and lived in Indonesia. Yes, he used to have a prayer rug too. Why did he turn it in for a bible? Because he's a fraud.
You need to reject the politically correct censorship of the mainstream media and embrace these harsh realities.
Seemed to me like they were references to his covered up past and general illegitimacy as a president.
Please explain how Afro-sheen makes that case.
He used to be a different person in every way. Did Jeremiah Wright really convince him that Jesus is the true savior and to put down his Koran? Or is Obama just a puppet that can be recast into whatever is politically expedient?
Keep drinking the Red Kool-Aid and you'll end up in a pen just like all the rest of the sheep.
Can't you tell the difference between imaginary threats and real ones?
The fact that the president is a puppet who is being used to defraud and loot the nation is quite relevant.
Obama is a white guy pretending to be black in order to curry favor and gain political capital.
good stuff Conrad. apparantly some obama lemmings are viewing the site today (6 junks??!!)
It oughta go up higher, but I doubt it's all Obama fans. It's surprising how many people have been successfully programmed to believe that anything racial is automatically bad. Luckily it's just a "Junk" button and not a "Force Reparations Payment" button.
I'm a white guy with black family. When people fuck with my family it pisses me off, asshole.
Navin R. Johnson, is that you?
I'm picking out a thermos for you.
Not an ordinary thermos for you.
But the extra best thermos that you can buy,
With vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in!
I'm picking out a thermos for you,
And maybe a barometer too,
And what else can I buy so on me you'll rely,
A rear end thermometer too.
That's coming soon.
Reparation with the US? Like telling peace and the US. Does not match.
great stuff!! :)
in a way it is. the neo cons would rather spend money on building killer drones for iraq then bridges at home.
How many other choke points need to be taken out?
No joke, man. I'm concerned with more false flag-type operations to distract the masses from the ugly truths of finance and this disastrous economy. There are unfortunately enough idiots who believe that what we need now is a good world war to "stimulate" thinks sufficiently.
firefox screen has changed on me.
Reminds me of the old story, fog in Channel, Europe cut off:-)
They forgot the UN meeting was down on 42nd.
Bad aim...
block the escape routes first...
Invade Iran. They had something to do with this..
if not.. well.. so what..
To clarify. For those that did or would junk me. What I mean is that we should OD Iran with our MSM. To the point that they're women would feel comfortable enough to get naked for a magazine should they choose..
That gives me an idea. Our spooks have to have a crew that has some Photoshop skills. They should make up some pictures of Khamenei and Ahmadinejad blowing each other and whatnot, then spread them around the country. They'd have to get honor killed.
CIA already tried that with bin Laden. They can't actually catch the guy, but when those hilarious graphics hit the Xerox, look out!
A person needs to exist to get "caught"
Details, details. Gotta look at the big picture.
Obviously caused by a tea party terrorist angry about obamacare
that's what Mikey the Mayor would say, no doubt.
Probably some stupid with a flare gun.
with an awful sound?
cant ben fix this by buying futs
I give you Scotlands greatest poet, William Topaz McGonagall.
http://www.mcgonagall-online.org.uk/
The Tay Bridge DisasterBeautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay!
Alas! I am very sorry to say
That ninety lives have been taken away
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.
'Twas about seven o'clock at night,
And the wind it blew with all its might,
And the rain came pouring down,
And the dark clouds seem'd to frown,
And the Demon of the air seem'd to say-
"I'll blow down the Bridge of Tay."
When the train left Edinburgh
The passengers' hearts were light and felt no sorrow,
But Boreas blew a terrific gale,
Which made their hearts for to quail,
And many of the passengers with fear did say-
"I hope God will send us safe across the Bridge of Tay."
But when the train came near to Wormit Bay,
Boreas he did loud and angry bray,
And shook the central girders of the Bridge of Tay
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.
So the train sped on with all its might,
And Bonnie Dundee soon hove in sight,
And the passengers' hearts felt light,
Thinking they would enjoy themselves on the New Year,
With their friends at home they lov'd most dear,
And wish them all a happy New Year.
So the train mov'd slowly along the Bridge of Tay,
Until it was about midway,
Then the central girders with a crash gave way,
And down went the train and passengers into the Tay!
The Storm Fiend did loudly bray,
Because ninety lives had been taken away,
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.
As soon as the catastrophe came to be known
The alarm from mouth to mouth was blown,
And the cry rang out all o'er the town,
Good Heavens! the Tay Bridge is blown down,
And a passenger train from Edinburgh,
Which fill'd all the peoples hearts with sorrow,
And made them for to turn pale,
Because none of the passengers were sav'd to tell the tale
How the disaster happen'd on the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.
It must have been an awful sight,
To witness in the dusky moonlight,
While the Storm Fiend did laugh, and angry did bray,
Along the Railway Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay,
Oh! ill-fated Bridge of the Silv'ry Tay,
I must now conclude my lay
By telling the world fearlessly without the least dismay,
That your central girders would not have given way,
At least many sensible men do say,
Had they been supported on each side with buttresses,
At least many sensible men confesses,
For the stronger we our houses do build,
The less chance we have of being killed.
A word from Scotland's other greatest poet, Ewan McTeagle:
Can I have fifty pounds to mend the shed?
I'm right on my uppers.
I can pay you back
When this postal order comes from Australia.
Honestly.
Hope the bladder trouble's getting better.
Love, Ewan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc_iWPnjtCI
Im Scottish and white you A-hole! Why dont you lay off the racism mofo!
:)
Scots-Irish here. Irish and German too. Presby mixed with Catholic. Made for some big family fun back in '28, or so I've heard.
Probably a Bum Town under the bridge burning with all that cardboard and booze soaked mattress's.
No self-respecting boozer would spill God's nectar on a mattress. It is the unpardonable sin.
Signed,
Otis of Mayberry
great poem.
We had a semi-truck overturn two nights before here in Oklahoma. I done reckon that you care about that as much as I care about a little cigar smoke coming off a bridge near Manhattan (he said as he scratched his ass).
That bratwurst cook-out was started with stubs from all of their unemployment checks.
Did the hobo's call 911 on their cell phones?
Wake me when the cloud is in the form of a mushroom. ZZzzzzz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU9JoFKlaZ0
The link shows the escalator at the UN building as folks enter... Just saw a guy with a small jock covering -- virtually naked -- with a couple feathers in his hair! No, not kidding... Ah the UN... Thanks for the good laugh Tyler...
I think we need to hold Mahmoud Ahmadinejad for setting the fire, then tell the Iranians we will negoiate his release for all American's held, $500M, and ending their uranium enrichment program. I am sure they will laugh and tell us to keep him. Think we could get payment in gum?
Would pistachios and black olives be acceptable? :DD
And in other news, a pidgeon crapped on Horace Greely's statue.
Sucka should have gone west....
I don't care for Richard Belzer's stand up, but he makes a point that if we can't say the N word with a black President in office - we'll never be able to. :-(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7n_SHrK408