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Lloyd And The Bernank Train For Fight Club
Tonight's dose of the surreal....
Lloyd...
and the Bernank (shaved).
Now a question of etiquette, as we pass, do we give these two the ass or the crotch ...
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TD FTW!
Now, I'm getting verklempt! Talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic.
Ben's got no budge. Is he is really a she?
Discuss.
OK, someone not so insecure had to point this out, so I guess it had to be me.
Is it me or do CGI rendered humans always look like they have Hep B and a failing liver?
There's more than one way to fail a liver, my friend...
You'll like this, too.
I'm particularly proud of my latest creation. Art...in its highest form:
http://tfmetalsreport.blogspot.com/2011/01/new-movie.html
We can only hope these banters have bad livers. The Chinese will just find a "political" prisoner, shhot them and harvest the needed organs for The Benank and Squidoo.
Budge. Isn't that English for parakeet?
That was a pun.
I watched both of these last night and wondered why they were not on ZH.I also noted how much more often ZH is being quoted in some of these hilarious films and elsewhere.
Critical mass of knowledge in 3..2..1..
Great job Tyler!
"Everybody was kung-fu fight-ing !"
Ben is Hawt in dim shawt shawts!
I like the puppy pic better.
i like the palm teree better
I'd like to see them fight this guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUzUbtIptqQ
Not like he's doing anything now
Gotta disco this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQUZQAOdwp8
Nah babe,
This:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS4giqtbRBM
This song was playing once when I got fired from a waitressing job for decking the cook when he put his hands in the wrong place. The hit cut him twice on his cheekbone and he bled. He cried and said I couldn't do that to him and he got the boss. The boss paid me a small severance, but fired me. This song was on the juke box as I walked out the door, no lie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk&ob=av3el
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLvSAi2ciRU&feature=related
some kid has his resident evil 4 clips choreographed to beethoven's 5th (remix). i'm feelin' it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHNHF9sg-s0
Classic. Absolute classic.
He wasn't the last POS you left bleeding champ as some only learn about the LCC's of life when properly schooled.
It's good to see ya.
Why disco when you can disco science.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgfwaskumKE
Beat me please. But please not the big black strap on this time. Save it for Ben.
LMFAO
Funny, Ms.
Where the hell you been hiding MsC? Last we talked you were golfing or leading a pack string or was it heading to Queensland to try your hand at rescue rowing? Regardless- check in from time to time.
He cried? You should have neutered him as well at that point.
We don't need these people procreating.
That's sick. I mean it both ways.
I just figured out that the M2 chart is not an accounting of actual money in the system. It is based PURELY on the price of gold in dollars. I think bernanke wouldn't really stand up to well to an audit. All it would take is 10 percent more gold bugs to cut the dollar in half.
I see the two charts and see both going up, though Gold takes off later than M2 does, which logically, it would be later. I don't follow the math on why 10% more bugs cut the dollar in half...
The only thing that makes sense to me is simply report the value of the dollar as a derivate of the value of gold. I don't think there is an accounting at all of how many dollars are in the system.
If they are reporting 8 trillion dollars worth of dollars and it's derivative of the gold fractional reserve free market price and they are manipulating that market price beyond what is in the system with paper products then we could have a system where theres 24 trillion dollars in it and it spends and buys like there are 8 trillion dollars in it.
There's no other way the system could have run such massive import export imbalances for soooo long without the very base fundamental accounting being so massively manipulated. It would have self corrected. Look at all these smaller economies that are pegged to dollar. A very very very very small correction in the fake gold valuation of the dollar is flipping them out big time. There is a massive and I mean massive basic underlying valuation problem here. Those gold and silver leases that are the fundamental values behind this libor and shibor and everything are way way way off.
What I'm saying quite simply is this. As people pressure the system and bring the imbalances to light it pressures the bankers to revalue everything. I wish I knew the numbers for sure. And I haven't done it yet but something tells me if you just take the gold charts scale them till the pog in that currency matches up to the m2 figures of that bank you'd get the fractional reserving ratio that system is operating under. If the middle classes cashed out 401k's bought gold and silver they would literally yank billions from the super rich instantly.
The more I think about it the more rotten it is. It's like using a mirror in front of a camera. Price of gold goes up, fed prints what everybody expects to see. People think. Ok. Working. With all the massive fraud I've uncovered in the asia pacific market with computers and what I suspect is lurking behind chinese walls it kind of seems like a con job against all the smaller comodity supplying countries. They've faked the tell signals and frauded up the system.
One thing is certain. I feel miserable. Queezy like somebody is about to get murdered. So I can probably say I'm understanding something that isn't appreciating being understood.
What, exactly, did you find in the Asian markets?
Intel lying it's ass off. Stealing from seagate. General fucking thugery.
Not that seagate isn't infested with nutballs but they are eating each other.
Intel's just a more ruthless sadistic fucktard.
If you go to intel's website and search what companies are listed in asia-pacific market you get various names of esys. Esys is either money laundering or paper shell or some combination of both. Intel's earnings are half true and half pure fucking fabrication. The problem is they aren't matching up with each others lies. Intel is accurately reporting drops in american and europe markets and HUGE mythological markets in asia-pacific while apple reports huge increases in america and europe knowing that we know that china and japan hate them and wont buy their shit and will ridicule the shit out of anyone who is using their product in public. All the while forgetting that while intel drops revenue in those markets apple raises it in those markets. Problem is apple uses intel processors for the last few years. Ooops.
http://teledataesys.wordpress.com/
It's just a theory, but since Apple manufactures in Asia, when Intel sells them their chips it is Asian sales, and Apple sells the finished product in American and European markets?
Ya but that's about 4 million chips. Apples pretty high end so if bulk rates for them are in the neighbor of 150 bucks a pop that's barely 600 million bucks a quarter. Intels posting stupid ass shit like 6.5 to 7 billion a quarter in that market. The ENTIRE PC market was hitting barely 6 billion a quarter in 2007 before crash. And if you actually go and read all that stuff about esys you'll find out this bullshit machine has been pumping since pre-crash. I've been peaking under this hood for about a year now and I'm pretty comfy say you lying ass, bullshiting, running around saying you all that when you aint shit, thinking you are a going concern when you're punk ass is getting cash raped, piece of baloney sandwich eating fucktards.
It's just connecting dots. Windows 7 was great white hope and microsoft needed another frickin billion from bond market a bit after release. It's bullshit. All these we are kicking ass and breaking records companies are shitting cash all over a graveyard and hiding it.
The only thing I don't have a good clear picture on is intel's ssd sales and they are pumping the super low nanometer stuff. Those foundries if you get 3 layers of carbon atoms on the lenses it turns from 9 billion dollars into something slightly more valuable than a used diaper. They kind of surprised me a bit with how quickly they've gained through 32nm and they were biting fingernails on 22nm in 2009. But intels 22nm has 25nm gates so it's same as everybody elses 28nm pretty much. They have to entirely switch approaches sub 20nm and it's going to stall their tick tock a good 6 months to a year.
Apples bragging about 10 billion app sales in app store and I just did some checking on that and they are selling barely 350k according to one of the clickcounters a year on iphone and it just doesn't add up.
You're seeing pure internet I can bench 350 lbs and my penis is 14 inches out of global corporate turds. Trying desperately to hang onto their falling markets falling sales and death marched programmers and technicians.
I totally agree that everyone is lying about everything all the time.
But it's tough for an outsider to gauge the specifics of the lies from Intel. This is why they can get away with it.
Intel's sales of chips is way bigger than their sale of processors--in fact processors are one of the smallest components of their unit-sales. They make video, audio, motherboard chipsets, communications chipsets, etc etc etc. There are a lot more cheap electronic devices using Intel chips than there are computing devices.
WRT SSD: if Intel has maintained their hold on chip-fab, there's not much sense in worrying about the defects on individual devices. These things aren't measured in terms of defects per thousand, but more like percent yield per production run. They're building most of their stuff out of sand.
Sometimes the country with the 98% casualty rate wins the war against the country with the 50% casualty rate.
As I said, though--overall I agree. It's just a question of how long everything can circle the drain.
"Intel's sales of chips is way bigger than their sale of processors--in fact processors are one of the smallest components of their unit-sales. They make video, audio, motherboard chipsets, communications chipsets, etc etc etc. There are a lot more cheap electronic devices using Intel chips than there are computing devices."
Uh no. Their video products are 3rd party licensed. Even the on chip die ones. No they don't make audio. That's entirely done by a company called realtek or creative labs. Chipsets are decent business and volume but chipsets follow integration and license rules and they are put on chips known in the industry as MCP or multi-chip package. Intel licenses the audio does their own ethernet, licenses the usb etc etc. Chipsets are around 20 to 40 dollars with cross licenses going to take little as they simply cross license and allow other peope to use thier technology and they use theirs. MCP packages are usually very behind on chip fabbing. When cpu's used 350nm what little there was aggregated into MCP's would use 600nm. When cpu's used 90nm mcp's would use 135 and 165nm plants. It's precisely the failing of financial people to understand the ingredients of the soup that makes them unable or less likely to question the books.Yes they are building their stuff out of sand but chip fabbing is the most difficult manufacturing on the planet. There's literally hundreds and hundreds of steps involved in making them.
+1
I feel miserable. Queezy like somebody is about to get murdered
I know how you feel, you queezy bastard :)
I've felt that way for a long time. Thank God for weed.
I am Chumbawamba.
Easy, cheesy, queasy and stoned. How is that a way to go through life?
Buck up and get a job! Oh, wait... there aren't any, are there?
Heph,
I don't think there is an accounting at all of how many dollars are in the system.
I agree completely. The response to each and every slowdown or outright crisis in the past 50 years has been to take more and more of the economy into the hands of fed dot gov and Fed to be "managed", which is to say, falsified. Econometric statistics? Falsified. "Growth"? Falsified. Standard of living? Falsified? Markets? Managed = Falsified.
We cannot have a real recovery until truth-telling becomes SOP. It will be painful.
Or until sufficiently enough people abandon the system and it becomes unviable and collapses upon itself.
More than ever, people these days are receptive to the message. You just have to tell it.
I am Chumbawamba.
Ewww.
The Bernank needs some 100 dollar bills for his shorts.
Normally I laugh. This time, I shat myself.
I have no further concerns.
I bet that was a load off your mind. ;)
And as to Tylers question...
...my soiled ass
Ah hell....I am much older than both of them, and would love to take them on in a street-fight rules scenario. I suspect the fighting difference between them and me is the only blood that bothers me is my own...and that doesn't bother me much.
I suspect neither one of them has been in a fist fight in their life.
A slap fight, maybe.
Would that be bitch slapping?
Well, you have to figure, if one of them is in a fight, there must be at least one bitch involved.
I suspect you are right.
Let's increase zerohedges page hits.
Jew. That ought to get 10 or 20.
Ya know...
Considering how few of them there are, if they have been able to take over all of western civilization, maybe they are the master race.
I welcome our Jewish overlords...as long as they buy me shiny splodey toys and do all that boring book keeping, and stuff.
I never thought of it that way, but considering how few they are and the disproportionate political power( aipac) and.financial power they have as well as control of hollywood then they are indeed the master race. I too welcome.our jewish overlords. I am your.meek and.humble goyim servant.
Actually, I am told that, in the US, if you are speaking of disproportionate political power, it is the Irish that excel.
And I, for one, welcome our drunken, red-headed overlords . . .
Hey, genius often comes down to asking, "And then, what?"
I think you're right. Here in Quebec, I notice that a 7 years old Jew is much smarter than a 40 years old french Canadian. Also, the french get married for an average of only 5 years and have no kids, while the Jews stay together lifelong and have dozens of kids.
Heck, I'm already up to wife #8
Then get to the choppa rodent. Because you're always going to have assholes you gotta kill. Bible says the poor will always be among ya and the people murdering ya back will always be among ya. Kings war and soldiers do the dying.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8z7-DIa1As
Don't worry though. Napolean makes it home most every time and presents an oportunity for someone to OWN england.
We can't all be kings, and who would want to?
All you need in life is food, shelter, pussy, and an enemy to destroy.
I'll think of you when I'm tax revolting.
I'll be honored.
Hell, I'll even bring you cigarettes in prison.
Better bite than kill.
Monkey technique (then forget the cigarettes).
There's rules to leaving. Like if you're wife left ya. You'd notice some shit missing around your house now wouldn't ya. So don't bother visiting me in prison. Just stick your thumb your ass and sing it's a small world after all with your fucktard friends.
Tick tock. You got less than 23 months to get a fucking clue. Sure right now you don't feel like straining your brain. But it'll get more important to you every month.
we can all be kings of ourselves. i already am, now i just got to figure out a way to keep my stuff without paying the protection money.
lmfao! luv'd it!
Excellent way to increase Tyler's ad revenue.
Jew! Jew!
Never say I didn't help Zerohedge out with another .4 cents which is better than nothing.
Next characters scheduled for training are: Geithner, Paul, Frank, and Bondzilla
Oh No! The Fed has got to go! Go, go, Bondzilla!
History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man..
Bondzilla!
Alright, I'll post it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7gFlSGXt_k
nice one
http://www.customtermpaper.org
If you are here to hawk your wares you should be at least a bit more engaging than, "nice one". I thought you were the creative one (or at least knew the rules of punctuation and grammar and all that shit).
Someone start a fight, dammit.
Here's a topic:
Puppies should be used for skeet practice to save the environment.
Go.
Dog Ball - Stevens and Grdnic
http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_details.aspx?SongID=3176
Hit the play button. Only a minute and a half of the bit, but you'll get the idea.
Back on topic - be sure and use one of those long reel-in leashes so you can bring them back for another try if you miss.
Heh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qbc2J0zZr8
Ever seen the Larson cartoon 'Tethercat' ?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TethercatPrinciple
I've never understood how someone could get so upset about Larson's cartoons. They're just cartoons and don't even try to be any kind of realistic. Definitely people in this world who need to loosen up.
They stack the odds till' we take to the street
For we kill with the skill to survive
-- Eye of the Tiger
Dead Rabbits ...
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2011/01/21/year-of-the-rabbit-deadly-start-for-impulse-pet-buys/?hpt=Sbin
"everybody was just kungfu fighting....these guys are fast as lightning..."
I think Ben should say "beat me, whip me, make me write bad checks" (tried to remember what movie that came from but can't)
X-ray specs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogypBUCb7DA
Oh Bondage Up Yours. Great sax playing and Poly Styrne yelling. I loved this song.
Here is the original with the sax player Laura Logic. He r sax playing made the song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sl-7RSiRXE&feature=related
Is it just me, or are most ZH commenters a bunch of newbies and rednecks these dayS?
Only a few weeks ago the commenters were quite good. Now we have waitresses and secretaries who think that having an Interactive Brokers account is cool and hip.
I am shorting gold monday morning. They are gonna be all over it like a pack of jackals on a black chick in Alabama.
I think you mean fat chick...
I think you mean thier sister.
I think you mean their 12 year old sister.
Yup, ever since the invasion of you and the other trolls.
..."They are gonna be all over it like a pack of jackals on a black chick in Alabama..." And that's NOT red-neck speak oh-biggest-of-dickus? Not making a call here. just noticing.
Ever heard of sarcasm, you dirty yankee?
Zerohedge used to be awesome but now it sucks.
Just when you guys were gaining credibility you went and blew it.
You all used to be ok but now you just suck and are stupid.
I used to love reading this site but now it's just trash.
Ok you were right before but now you are wrong. I'm shorting gold.
The smart people used to come in here but now it's full of rednecks and secretaries. (We provided the rednecks republicunts, no actual rednecks or republicunts were used.)
People were listening to you and then went and said blah blah and BLEW IT.
That should pretty much cover all the welcome to your new status as the suck plays.
10 24 14 hut hut hut. Thanx for playin.
Bigger D: I am also short gold (GLL) for Monday, despite the strong evidence the DXY is about to take a steep drop. I wanted to get your thoughts on the odds of the Fed modifying their "extended period" language? I see that as an opportune way for them to smack down PMs a bit more and just in time for upcoming PM options expiry.
Before anybody is ready to junk me, let me be clear that I think this would represent a short term correction and great buying opportunity for both paper and physical. To me it's a bet, that's all.
being net short... will only hurt you in the long run... quote me.
i guess i should have added... that logic no longer provides a path.
.....would be highly destructive to the dollar and, uh, the National Economic situation.
and how is your program any different benny?
Can we get some of the CG wizards to make a "Crouching currency, hidden liability" video with Master Hu and co. as characters? I'm sure it would go viral in an instant.
It is terrible that we work for free (Zero Hedge.) Educating the people (with extra Econ PHD!) doing Gods work who skip out on their 1099 taxes.
Budo is not a means of felling the opponent by force or by lethal weapons. Neither is it intended to lead the world to destruction by arms and other illegitimate means. True Budo calls for bringing the inner energy of the universe in order, protecting the peace of the world , as well as preserving, everything in nature in its right form.
If your opponent tries to pull you, let him pull. Don't pull against him; pull in unison with him.
Aikido does not rely on weapons or brute force to succeed; instead we put ourselves in tune with the universe, maintain peace in our own realms, nurture life, and prevent death and destruction. The true meaning of the term "samurai" is one who serves and adheres to the power of love.
Morihei Ueshiba Founder of Aikido
ORI
http://aadivaahan.wordpress.com/2011/01/21/accidental-lives/
Tyler,
My BB torch cannot watch this video. Just updated to Core i7 64 bit Winshite 7. Same problem. FYI.
I'm guessing it's not really Tyler's problem that you can't view a simple youtube video. And fwiw I really don't think the initial design of the blackberry was for you to sit on your ass during work and watch youtube either. Just my two cents.
What I wouldn't give just to kick lloyd once in his bitch ass chin.
I thought the first rule is that we're not supposed to talk about it
wow, tyler just broke the first and second rule at the same time! amazing!
Give me a chance, alls I'm asking for is one chance-- I'll take 'em both on at the same time.