LNKD Now Below Break Price

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Tue, 05/31/2011 - 15:49 | 1326209 Mongo
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Dog turd is just the right word!

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:07 | 1326287 Hugh G Rection
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"Dis shits eazy!" Lenny Dykstra

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4hfdaC7eL4

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 17:24 | 1326632 bankonzhongguo
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But Cramer said, ...

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 18:49 | 1326861 SparkyvonBellagio
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Going single digits when people wake up to the pooh bag they're all holding.

 

Set your buys at $8.19

Cover and go long there.

 

 

 

 

 

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 21:42 | 1327289 xisaab
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hey yo, don't yall hold that thing overnight!

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 15:46 | 1326212 MiguelitoRaton
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social flameout bitchez!

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 15:50 | 1326215 RobotTrader
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Looks like they flipped out of LNKD and are now HeatMapping AAPL, SNDK, KLAC, NVDA....

Man, the speculators never stop lusting for the same old 1999 "Superhookers".

Vivid memories of Fleck's "600% SOX Meltup" in a matter of months.

They keep dryhumping the same old babes over and over again.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 15:53 | 1326232 fuu
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"They keep dryhumping the same old babes over and over again."

 

Your mom?

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 15:51 | 1326234 HamyWanger
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Now, that was funny

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 15:53 | 1326245 Robot Traders Mom
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The only thing uglier than me is Hamy Wanger's test tube...i mean mom.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:03 | 1326276 SheepDog-One
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MomoFader is talking about how he dry humps his blowup doll.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:10 | 1326302 Spastica Rex
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Vivid memories of mylackey.com.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 15:47 | 1326219 AR15AU
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Funny... the market is in absolute bull-tard mode right now with REITs. Tech stocks just can't offer the beta that office buildings, strip malls, and hotels do.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 15:48 | 1326223 jus_lite_reading
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I have been following this with vigor and found that this is DOGTURD and the banksters always win. Sorry suckers who bought the bait.... keep this ponzi stock market going....

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 15:49 | 1326227 HarryWanqer
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It will come back.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 15:53 | 1326229 HamyWanger
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Yup. It always does.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 15:53 | 1326238 UGrev
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forget to login with your other id, dumb-ass? 

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 15:59 | 1326252 achmachat
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one is Harry, the other one is Hamy...

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:11 | 1326313 Spastica Rex
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And both of the are pathetic dopplegangers. Bring back the REAL HarryWanger.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 17:54 | 1326699 redpill
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Haven't seen him since about gold $1450.

 

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:24 | 1326409 UGrev
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damn.. they got me.. dumbass on me this time..lol!

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 15:56 | 1326257 fuu
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He should start a TV show. he could call it Cracker and the Crack-head.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:00 | 1326258 Herne the Hunter
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You got Wang-rolled bro

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:01 | 1326253 mayhem_korner
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LNKD or your test tube?  I hope like hell neither.

LNKD will see its June high in about 16 hours.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:00 | 1326254 mayhem_korner
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Dupe

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 15:57 | 1326255 mayhem_korner
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Double dupe.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 15:52 | 1326235 FreeNewEnergy
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$50 says this stock will be under 65 by the end of June.

Any takers?

<crickets>

I didn't think so.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 17:06 | 1326548 ATG
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Yes.

LNKD IPO priced @ 45 and closed at 81.51 today

Hardly a rout below 84 "break price"

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 17:05 | 1326570 tickhound
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LNKD goin' to $20... It's only $5 to get these social sites off the ground.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 17:19 | 1326626 tmosley
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Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are!

lol

Wed, 06/01/2011 - 00:29 | 1327520 TruthInSunshine
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LNKD will be under $30 within a year, and there's actually every reason to believe it could be under $10.

When the markets crash, due to a systemic event or series of events that unwind the Fed and Treasury nectar that for now have catapulted the artifice that is our new Amerikan equity markets into insane territory, and despite the much hyped 'Bernanke Put' (that failed miserably before, in 2007, just as all 'Greenspan Puts' failed, ultimately) LNKD could be one of the old-school 'Winners of the New World,' and see single digits or even go to zed.

It's by its own admission, and at best, generating 15 million of net income a year, and that was without the crushing compliance/regulatory costs of being an equity traded on a public exchange, and it has gone so far to concede it will lose money for the foreseeable future now that it is being traded publicly.

When reality sets in, we will all look back in amazement that a company with these numbers could ever have achieved a market cap of 1 billion, let alone 10 billion, and that is assuming it's ever able to be profitable while it trades on a public exchange.

Preceding every major market top and subsequent crash in equity Ponzi history, there are always macro events that sound the alarm, and then there is that one, easy to identify fraud that becomes emblematic of the incredible irrationality of what was the entire farce du jour, which could be LNKD when the chapter is ultimately written (though, admittedly, there is a great deal of competition to choose from in seeking that symbol of epic and transitory stupidity).

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 15:53 | 1326242 Franken_Stein
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LinkedIn gone apeshit.

Bearish, bitchez.

 

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 15:58 | 1326249 RobotTrader
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Wow, economy is going down the tubes and there is a virtual panic to buy tech stocks into the bell.

Bears just chewed up and spit out yet again. How much punishment can one take?  Seems like everyone wants to believe in the fabled "v-shaped recovery" in the 2nd half which Lance Lewis and Fleck used to lament about back in the day.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:07 | 1326284 SheepDog-One
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'Economy going down the tubes'? Not what you said a couple weeks ago RainbowTrader-  'The markets are not pricing in QE3, the markets are pricing in a robust consumer driven recovery'.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:29 | 1326415 UGrev
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You should get your feet wet selling WoW gold... millions of chinese are doing it. 

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 15:56 | 1326256 Arius
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now it is time to load up on LKND...it will be the opportunity of a life time in a week...

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:01 | 1326266 achmachat
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because in a week everything will be different... sure.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:08 | 1326293 fuu
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Who paid you to say that?

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 15:58 | 1326267 RobotTrader
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Killer day for the bulls.  Bears had their chance to snatch victory with a key outside day reversal but panic buying in chip stocks and banks saved the day.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:05 | 1326280 SheepDog-One
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'Flaming dog turd'....LOL MomoFaders favorite thing next to dry humping his blowup doll.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:13 | 1326321 Spastica Rex
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Artificial intelligence. You, that is. 

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:13 | 1326322 Spastica Rex
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Artificial intelligence. You, that is. 

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:19 | 1326376 Robot Traders Mom
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quit making shit up. you don't have a fucking clue what you are even talking about.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:49 | 1326520 Careless Whisper
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that 3 month chart of JPM looks like its making lower highs and lower lows.  maybe it's time to bail while you got the chance.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:00 | 1326277 TheSto
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How much would you like to bet this will also happen to Zynga?

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:01 | 1326279 Smiddywesson
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Yeah, you PM bitchez will be crying tears of silver when LNKD is $1600 a share and gold is $0.25 per ounce.  Social networking stocks for the win, weeeeee!

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:48 | 1326512 traderjoe
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But you can't eat stocks.

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 22:57 | 1327469 JW n FL
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but you cant eat $0.25!

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:05 | 1326281 comfortablynumb
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Don't put it out with your boots Ted!

Tue, 05/31/2011 - 16:04 | 1326285 Libertarian777
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shouldn't i BTFD?

 

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