• madhedgefundtrader
    03/17/2010 - 23:36
    After a decade in the penalty box, is the son of the Dotcom Bubble returning? The industry represents the last, best hope that America has for competing globally. Tech companies are among the few that make things foreigners want to buy. Foreign stocks wearing cowboy hats and pearl snap buttoned shirts There will be product shortages and much higher prices in any recovery. (CSCO), (JNPR), (JDSU), (SNDK), (MU), (ASML).
  • Leo Kolivakis
    03/17/2010 - 19:38
    One of the world's largest pension funds is suing Bank of America for more than $90m over its 2008 takeover of Merrill Lynch, claiming the banking giant failed to disclose the full extent of losses at the US investment bank. It's about time pensions got tough, but is it too little, too late?

For The Low, Low Price Of $29.95, You Too Can Run Your Very Own Plunge Protection Team

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1,000 copies were shipped to all the recently hired traders at the New York Federal Reserve.

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by waterdog
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 17:38
#122921

Will you take a post dated carry trade?

by deadhead
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 17:42
#122927

Chicago, Illinois

Hmmm.......

by Anonymous
on Sat, 11/07/2009 - 03:54
#123331

Thought the same thing. Pretty cheap for calamari.

by A Man without Q...
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 17:49
#122931

...so effective and easy to use that a trader with literally no experience can be up and running in one day and bankrupt in two...

by Anonymous
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 18:04
#122957

"Did you ever wish for a crystal ball that the market is going up or going down?"

Uh, no actually -- anyone can just check realtime quotes for that. What I'd really like is something that tells me when the market is *going to go* up or down.

...and then of course I'd like a 1000 CPU beowulf cluster capable of executing 100,000 trades during that nanosecond of advance notice.

But such a toy would cost a bit more than $29.00

The far bigger question -- and one that I think should be addressed by Zero Hedge is: How much would such a toy cost?

Beowulf clusters aren't all that expensive. And custom trading software will set you back a bunch -- but how much? Co-location across from the exchange is probably hard to come by -- but how hard?

These are important questions to answer for one reason: The only way to stop front running (via HFT) is to reduce the advantage of the HFT players through competition.

Nature abhors a vacuum. So let's fill it. How much *does* it take to build one of these puppies? Let's find that out, run a cost/benefit on it, publish it -- and let the boys at GS stare in horror as their magic box goes open source.

by Anonymous
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 21:41
#123172

Get with the times. Processing is now done by the video cards.

Monitoring 5000 stocks for range compression leading to breakout is trivial. I'm at a loss what ZH readers have with such a system.

Also fix the fucking captcha system. It's clearly broken when it comes to minus signs in the answer.

by Anonymous
on Sat, 11/07/2009 - 02:27
#123313

"Monitoring 5000 stocks for range compression leading to breakout is trivial."

Seriously? That's what you think HFT is? Lol?

by Emmanuel Goldstein
on Sat, 11/07/2009 - 07:00
#123360

Why colocation across from the exchanges?

Just being in the same city is plenty good enough.
A cluster co-located at an AT&T data center in Manhattan with OC48 connectivity in the cage would give round trip times in the low tens of millisecond range.
If that's not fast enough then you probably should be rethinking your strategy.

by BIG_Thymer
on Sun, 11/08/2009 - 13:24
#123961

For those smarty-pants HFT guys, location matters a great deal. Data takes time (yes, a very small amount, I know) to travel, therefore when doing 100,000 trades per second, the time adds up.

If those microscopic price fluctuations matter, then so do the almost immeasurable time delays.

by Emmanuel Goldstein
on Sun, 11/08/2009 - 16:33
#124057

It doesn't matter that much. If it matters to them it's because they have no idea how their systems and networks actually work.

The time difference between 20 milliseconds and 15 milliseconds is negligable.

And there really isn't going to be much more of a difference whether across from the exchange or across town with a giant optical pipe feeding you.

If anyone is serious I want in. I do networking and Unix admin for big banks, the biggest in Europe right now. This is a project I could really get my teeth into. :)

by Anonymous
on Sun, 11/15/2009 - 19:53
#131387

go to fucking hell. i'm fucking tired of dealing with the hft crowd. and everyone and their mother is a colocation and network deployment export.

the plan seems to be, hire a really smart group to build out network and systems, then fucking jettison them once things are up (or running as smoothly as their little brains can comprehend).

and gun-for-hire fuckers like you don't make it any better, by going along with it on a per-hour basis. it's turned into a fucking arms race, of who can build a faster trigger with the slower, more deliberate, cautious folks getting fucked out of their money (hello you and me).

hey, that's capitalism, right? fuck the country's economical state or its future, as long as my can't-see-further-than-short-term-gains bitch ass gets my money, it's all good, no?

by Emmanuel Goldstein
on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 20:08
#132565

Waaaaah? As in stop your crying you little bitch.

Your attrocious spelling kind of ruins your post. 

Better luck on that next time.

by jongreen
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 18:10
#122970

Is a "Fractal Metanet" an accurate term about anything in the real world?

by DaveyJones
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 21:53
#123179

My sister dated their bass player. He was a jerk

by berated
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 18:16
#122980

"Predictor package with 21 different packages."

LOL, suckas!! Mine has 22....

 

by Hephasteus
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 18:40
#123021

But do you have the LOLerCopter plugin?

SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

by Anonymous
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 18:20
#122990

I thought State Street traded for the FED! Are you sure this isn't a paid advertisement ?!!

by Emmanuel Goldstein
on Mon, 11/16/2009 - 20:11
#132573

State Street trades for most of the worlds governments and Fortune 100 companies, not to mention all of your States and most of your cities.

I used to work for them on their FIX and online trading systems.

by MinnesotaNice
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 18:31
#122993

It is beyond my comprehension that the Federal Reserve has even has traders...  how can you be responsible for setting monetary policy for our nation... yet be playing in all the markets... that is the quintessential definition of pure unadulterated insider trading. 

by Hephasteus
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 19:17
#123062

It's ok. The FED has too much ass on the line so it's going to empower you with it's insider trading technology and make it your ass on the line. It likes keeping the good part of the scam secret but then spread the blame around when it's dump time.

by J.B. Books
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 18:22
#122994

Tyler, I'd give you $29.95 for a pile of smokin' crap, but these guys - how do I know that their crap smokes??     

 

I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted, and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same from them.

Books

by Careless Whisper
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 18:24
#122997

"no expensive data feeds". must be co-located. nice.

by Anonymous
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 18:27
#123004

SMELLS LIKE FISH IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by tom a taxpayer
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 18:30
#123007

"Did you ever wish for a crystal ball that can tell you when the market is going up or down?"

Are they reviving ouija boards?

by Anonymous
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 18:45
#123027

Hard to say if they are your counter party?

Run it on ReactOS (Kernel level debugging) ;) to find the easter eggs.

http://www.reactos.org/en/index.html

Sniff the data stream to see what data you're really sending them:
http://www.wireshark.org

by Anonymous
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 18:48
#123033

Wow..A quant trading system.

However their e-commerce store...is a yahoo store. Ha!

http://www.fractalfinance.com/

by tradertim
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 19:03
#123046

i couldn't figure out what to get my family this year for christmas. ah hahhh!!!

i ordered 6 'quant trader' packages with $20 included to get them all started. when they are all billionaires next year, maybe they can buy me that shelby cobra i always wanted.

by Joe Sixpack
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 19:10
#123054

Do they accept payments in California IOUs?

by Unscarred
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 19:12
#123056

"After a few brainstorming sessions and lots of coffee we built Quant Trader EOD."

Damn.  Guess I didn't need that stochastic calculus after all.

Gotta think that other quant firm in Chicago (Citadel) is bummin' right about now, too.  For $29.95, it could have helped Kenneth Griffin avoid his 55% slide in 2008.

by MsCreant
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 19:24
#123073

The Onion?

by quant-this
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 19:24
#123074

These guys are just making add-ons for Metastock and TradeStation; nothing new there. Neural nets, fractals, and chaos theory has been available to retail traders for a while. With a system like theirs, you still need to design and back test properly (which most people dont know how to to do). Linear or non-linear, you would still pretty much be doing some serious curve fitting. Even if you did know how to design and implement a proper system, you would still be stuck in the low frequency world as running chaos functions in real time takes some serious computing power and data feeds not available to individuals or small funds due to cost. With Chaos theory, you are looking to curve fit for sometimes 1-2 minutes, other times less, you also need some serious statistic power to know when to extinguish the equation and start again. 

by tradertim
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 19:43
#123097

111 West Jackson Blvd., Chicago, IL. ???

isn't that Rod Blagojevich's address?

i was wondering what Mr. Hairdo was up to lately.

by tom a taxpayer
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 19:53
#123106

Is the Quant Trader game an update of the Monopoly game? I'll be looking for it in Toys R Us.

by time123
on Fri, 11/06/2009 - 23:02
#123218

Looks like a good piece of software. Sophisticated and easy to use. Also, do not forget to check out http://invetrics.com

There is no software to install. You just login to the web site and get a list of Long and Short signals for the day.

time123

by Grand Supercycle
on Sat, 11/07/2009 - 07:08
#123363

 

Just identify a TREND and stick with it.

That can be a good 'predictor' I reckon.

Learn TA and draw some trendlines.

http://www.zerohedge.com/forum/market-outlook-0

 

 

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