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Low Radioactivity North American ETA Update

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Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:05 | 1066368 string
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Will this fuck with the reception of my foil hat ?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:08 | 1066372 slow_roast
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Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:14 | 1066394 WTFisThat
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Not really and your probabilities of being abducted are grim as grays really don't like any external radiation :D

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:18 | 1066412 Byte Me
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Bound to.

Got lead foil?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:35 | 1066485 jus_lite_reading
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Extension cord or not... radiation is spreading fast...

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 11:14 | 1066646 snowball777
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My guess: fake; the dosimeter is set on Batt (and fully charged!), but the sound effects were added after.

If not, that "iReporter" is a dead man walking.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 11:19 | 1066665 pemdas
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No reason to panic.  Radiation levels in the U.S. will be less than a TSA scanner.  Oops, maybe that isn't so reassuring.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 16:43 | 1068256 dirtbagger
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Forget the foil

Throw out the kosher salt and replace it with Morten's Iodized Salt

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:06 | 1066370 prophet
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My blood is already boiling.  I don't need a geiger counter to measure it.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 11:01 | 1066577 jus_lite_reading
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We need a seismograph!

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:06 | 1066371 AldoHux_IV
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So pathetic how we can't trust information regarding shit like this-- here's to going to back to hoping the situation in Japan isn't going to get worse.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:53 | 1066552 herewego...
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Ya can't trust nobody...

...intentionally attempting to destroy civilian nuclear power in the United States....


Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:07 | 1066376 gordengeko
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looks like they have meters out there other than geiger counters.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:19 | 1066416 gordengeko
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I reckon dees tings come wit instructions?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 12:56 | 1067086 I Feel Free
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In the U.S., the EPA and NNSA have much more sophisticated instruments than that. They have gamma-ray spectrometers which are capable of identifying which isotopes are present in the environment (Cesium-137, Iodine-131, etc.). They have a monitoring network in the U.S., and you can be sure they are monitoring the air.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:07 | 1066377 yabyum
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Back in the fifties and early sixties they would shoot off above ground nukes in Nevada. Nothing to fear or worry about they would say with a smile, they would ALWAYS wait for the wind to blowing to Utah before they shot they lit the fuse. Ask the downwinders of that era how safe low levels of radiation worked out for them.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:47 | 1066534 CD
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Interesting documentary from Adam Curtis on the history of reactor design, and the soothing messages the industry crafted/crafts: A is for Atom

"And in 1971 the Atomic Energy Commission did a series of tests of Emergency Core Cooling systems. Accidents were simulated. In each case the emergency systems worked - but the water failed to fill the core. Often being forced out under pressure.


As one of the AEC scientists says in the film:

"We discovered that our theoretical calculations didn't have a strong correlation with reality. But we just couldn't admit to the public that all these safety systems we told you about might not do any good"

And again the warnings were ignored by senior members of the Agency and the industry.

That was the same year that the first of the Fukushima Daiichi plant's reactors came online. Supplied by General Electric."



Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:08 | 1066378 morph
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So now MSM is a good source of information? Talk about picking and choosing.

Plenty of people would disagree with this article, but of course their opinion doesn't fit into the world nuclear meltdown ideology.

Nuclear power != Nuclear weapons.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:13 | 1066391 romanko
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Holy crap Tyler, fear monger much?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:14 | 1066396 savagegoose
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fuck the foil hat, ive been reading about cloud seeding air planes causing rain.

well get teh fuck out there and make it rain, preferably over japan

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:14 | 1066398 spekulatn
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Just fill out your brackets and all will be fine.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:14 | 1066399 Abitdodgie
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To anyone  on ZH who has a Geiger counter go outside and post the results on ZH so that everyone Knows the REAL levels around the country ,so we do not have to rely on the Government BS that way we know for sure whats going on lets get organised , fuck the Government. If you want a job doing properly do it yourself , so what do you think ? So who has a counter

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:20 | 1066422 schoolsout
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my geiger counter is in my other pair of pants...

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:32 | 1066472 Agent P
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I don't even know what a Geiger is, so how am I supposed to count them?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:44 | 1066520 Deepskyy
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I tried counting them, but they won't sit still long enough and I kept losing count, so I gave up and decided to take up lawn darts.


Thu, 03/17/2011 - 11:29 | 1066726 snowball777
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I would, if I could. I looked into getting one after GW's article, but there's weeks of lead time to get one now.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 12:26 | 1066978 Citxmech
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Still Normal background levels here in Seattle, WA.

Will be checking daily.  If something changes I'll definitely post it.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:17 | 1066415 papaswamp
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Voluntary group that posts radiation levels in US


Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:26 | 1066451 WTFisThat
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New York area (next to Indian Point:) radiation levels: http://www.aspnic.com/rad/

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:21 | 1066426 Cdad
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The only two developments that can adversely affect the status quo at this point would be...


I beg to differ.  Voracious dip buying is on over at the VXX where every single investment bank is short to the tune of millions of shares...having abused the shit out of the creation units machine...just as Japan's economy sinks into a big black bag.  The gap up this morning notwithstanding, the criminal syndicate known as Wall Street is selling into this rise...and convincingly so.

Buy VXX...and get the fuck out of this ridiculous market...I says!

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:44 | 1066524 A Man without Q...
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DAX futures are up nearly 6% from last night's lows.  

I wonder if this is all about having 48 hours at most until particles hit the US and the mixture of isotopes reveals that there was a blow-out of the primary containment vessel in unit 3?  The more I see the shape of the explosion, the more I am convinced this is what happened..



Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:51 | 1066542 Cdad
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Don't know about Isotope travel times, but I seriously doubt this rally has 48 more minutes...much less 48 hours.

Not sure where Tyler's radiation update is, but it was already reported by the Ministry of Truth [CNBC] that "high radiation levels" have now reached out to the 30 kilometer range from the reactors...even as the Japanese government has its safety circle at 20 kilometers.

As for the DAX...the price of that market is perhaps even more disconnected from reality than is the S&P.

And more importantly, when this thing turns, comes the dip that no one will buy.  Market credibility is now expressed in negative terms.  Thank you criminal syndicate Wall Street bankers.

But anyway...on with stories about LuLu Lemon!

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:21 | 1066427 Ruffcut
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In the 60's I lived by an airport, and fuel was dumped on my head. The surrounding area was farm land, spray heavily with DDT.

I'm going to worry about a little RAD rays? I'm tuffer than boiled owl shit.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:22 | 1066435 tmosley
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So, where are the fucking numbers?

Just saying "radiation is here" does nothing but spur panic.  Give us the numbers, and repost that radiation chart from yesterday.

Not saying this is a failure on Tyler's part, but rather on the part of Reuters.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:25 | 1066445 TheGreatPonzi
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Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:29 | 1066464 HeavyHand
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Yeah I was just about to post this, you beat me to it.  It's not enough to say "don't worry about it, it'll be too low", give us the data so we can make that determination for ourselves.  

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:34 | 1066475 romanko
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you know what, I don't think it's about the numbers at all, it's all about the headlines - that's all it takes to fullfill the agenda of the source

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:33 | 1066477 romanko
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you know what, I don't think it's about the numbers at all, it's all about the headlines - that's all it takes to fullfill the agenda of the source

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:40 | 1066512 papaswamp
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Latest I have..(all numbers in uSv/hr)

0.0020 Vancouver

0.0030 South Cent WA st.

0.0028 San Fran


All well within normal.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:57 | 1066565 tmosley
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Where are you getting your numbers?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 12:21 | 1066939 snowball777
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EPA RadNet

You need to set up an account (I may be fined or jailed for all I know), but the info from all RadNet participants is there for the browsing...

Fixed Monitor Location: CA: SAN FRANCISCO
Measurement End Date/Time: 03/17/2011 02:36:39 PM
Measurement Start Date/Time: 03/17/2011 03:36:46 PM
Beta Gross Count Rate (CPM): 18

Fixed Monitor Location: CA: EUREKA
Measurement End Date/Time: 03/17/2011 02:56:22 PM
Measurement Start Date/Time: 03/17/2011 03:56:30 PM
Beta Gross Count Rate (CPM): 16

Fixed Monitor Location: OR: PORTLAND
Measurement End Date/Time: 03/17/2011 02:48:42 PM
Measurement Start Date/Time: 03/17/2011 03:48:50 PM
Beta Gross Count Rate (CPM): 12

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 12:53 | 1067075 stephysat28
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Thanks for info. site down now , of course.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 11:27 | 1066721 papaswamp
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Sorry those should read

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 12:01 | 1066875 tmosley
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Still within normal?  

Also, where are those numbers coming from?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 12:26 | 1066980 ShatteredArm
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Yes.  0.02 microsieverts is nothing.  By comparison, sleeping next to a human overnight will expose you to 0.5 microsieverts of radiation.

The highest officially reported radiation right outside the Fukushima plants is something like 1,000 mSv/hour, which is still small compared to the readings of up to 300,000 mSv/hour outside Chernobyl.

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 21:29 | 1069508 AreWeThereYet
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Does this mean my Sour Kush will be "Sour"?

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 12:45 | 1067039 ColonelCooper
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Bingo! If we had some actual numbers then perhaps people would relax.  Problem is, from looking at a bunch of sites/forums/youtube, people are freaking out over low normal background numbers.  The press reports maps and charts from anybody with a computer, (arbitrary units in the NYT? LOL)   Nobody trusts the government.  If they post nothing, we scream.  If they post something, they panic.

What would be helpful would be a simple webpage that: - a) lists SV, GY, Rad, and Ren, and their conversions. (Notice how the shit we reads comes in Sieverts, Grays, and Rads? Micro, milli, nano, pico, kiss my ass.   Is this done by MSM to create more panic/confusion?  Nobody knows what the hell they're actually reading)  b) readings from official monitoring stations (of course nobody trusts them), c) create a larger network of citizens with counters (but how many people have old uncalibrated equipment they don't know how to use?  More panic?)

Bottom line is, at this point we're getting fed nothing but horseshit.  I don't know which is more maddening, being kept in the dark, or reading the bullshit people are putting on line.  If you know someone with equipment, see what they're getting.  But take the info with a grain of salt.  Also, keep in mind that RadiationNetwork says normal background is 0-60 CPM.  They don't even consider a reading at an "alert" stage until 130.  Also, if you are monitoring that site, or others like BlackCat, those meters are not online all the time, and are spaced so far apart that they can't be considered comprehensive. 

Don't panic.  Watch.  And IMHO, the most important meter out there right now is the "bullshit meter".


Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:21 | 1066436 Rhone_Ranger
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Mauybe they need to do one of those "junk shots," since it worked so well for B.P. in the gulf???

Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:26 | 1066447 johnQpublic
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heres a measure of panic for you

for shits and giggles i listed a two hundred dose bottle of KI on craigslist philadelphia for best offer over five hundred dollars yesterday

i had purchased 3 of them days before this whole shindig for my disaster cache at 15 bucks a bottle

i accepted an offer of 720$ within a half hour of listing it

keep mongering that fear...i've got two bottles left to sell


Thu, 03/17/2011 - 10:36 | 1066488 SilverRhino
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KIpad price levels.

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