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LulzSec Takes Down Cia.gov

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Nope. This is not an Onion headline. Go ahead. Try it out. http://www.cia.gov

Internet kill switch on in T minus 5...4...3... as full blown retaliation against all (cyber)enemies foreign and domestic hits new highs. And since no crisis can go to waste, next up is the the appointment of the propaganda Internet Tzar.

 

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Wed, 06/15/2011 - 19:51 | 1373085 Aristarchan
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Putting on my tinfoil hat here...maybe that is their false flag, to play into the CIA false flag, so people would think since they are so dorky, it must be a false flag of some other entity.....wait, I am getting confused. Tinfoil hats do that to me.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 19:20 | 1373009 equity_momo
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Im starting to think these hacking groups are false flags. Theyre accomplishing absolutely nothing except further tread marks over civil liberties.

Pointless.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 19:55 | 1373087 Aristarchan
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It could mean they are just fucking idiots.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:21 | 1373234 Tuco Benedicto ...
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They are traitorous f..... idiots!

 

Tuco

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 19:40 | 1373049 High Plains Drifter
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hey everybody. lets all go buy tickets to the glenn beck circle jerk to be held in captured and occupied jerusalem on 8 24 2011.

http://shawarmamayor.blogspot.com/2011/05/glenn-becks-israel-tour-10-day...

there we can listen to traitors like glenn beck, john hagee and joe lieberman tell us all how great israhole is and how we need to protect those poor jews or else we are all going to hell........ha ha ha ha ha ha

http://www.religiondispatches.org/dispatches/sarahposner/4753/beck,_hage...

for this kind of shit to be going on, it would be comical if it wasn't so sad......

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:23 | 1373229 Tuco Benedicto ...
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What are you worried about?!  Israel's goals are simple, to occupy the land next to that which they already own.

 

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 19:38 | 1373051 bankonzhongguo
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I notice that MSM is pumping out the whole CIA Panetta warning for "cyber Pearl Harbor."

And now "all this" happens.

There is no such thing as coincidence.  Its False Flag.

That is how bad things are getting.  People cannot believe its own government.

How about the government and its security organs spending more time harassing the poor peoples of the third world and less time making an industry to tagging and tracking Amerikan Citizens.

Seize all the guns you want from Amerikans.  After 10 years, you couldn't hold the Korengal valley, what makes you think you can subdue Anytown USA?

 

 

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 19:46 | 1373068 High Plains Drifter
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yeh and you watch and see what the results of this so-called "exploit" will be, for purposes of internet free speech and anonymity etc.....here comes bull dyke nepolitano....

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:17 | 1373222 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Words of wisdom ye speak!  We are "not" unarmed peasants!

 

Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 22:41 | 1373382 ThoughtCriminal
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"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way."  Franklin D. Roosevelt

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 19:43 | 1373059 theadr
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Uh... Somalia, Honduras, Haiti, Syria, Gaza

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 19:43 | 1373061 Uncle Remus
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Bring out your modems. Bring out your modems.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 19:50 | 1373073 High Plains Drifter
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ah yes, the days of dialup. when AOL was the world's largest anonymous proxy server......

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 19:48 | 1373066 Eireann go Brach
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We need 2 important bits of info...Who killed JFK and what part of Kenya was Obama born in?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 19:51 | 1373074 cougar_w
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The answer to both is your mom.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 19:54 | 1373082 Arnolds Love Child
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+1 pot o gold

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:02 | 1373109 Rodent Freikorps
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Johnson had JFK killed, and Obama was born in Hawaii.

He wants to hide the real birth certificate because it mentions the doctor had to remove the tail.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:37 | 1373166 Yen Cross
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 I catch little things like that. POTUS tails are always good for 4th of July jokes.

 

   Well done R/Fk!  Smiles.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:18 | 1373217 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Ha! Ha!  I say Ha! Ha! instead of LOL because if one were laughing out loud one would not be able to type "LOL".  It's a small thing, just a pet peeve.  Similarly, when you tell a joke and someone says, "oh, that's funny".  Hell, if it were funny they would be laughing not telling you "oh that's funny". 

 

Well, what do you expect from a Mexican bandit:)       Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:13 | 1373106 ebworthen
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"Whir...grind...clunk...whir..."

That CIA server sits and tries to do something for quite some time.  Maybe it is collecting every MAC address that attempts to load the page, or they put it back up and every curious person in the world is going there (or both).

Pretty stupid that the military or government are even connected to the Internet now that it is the telephone equivalent of the "party line".

 

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:18 | 1373128 ebworthen
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I just got it to load (20:16 EST) and appears to be back up, zero mention of any compromise.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:22 | 1373227 Yen Cross
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 Perhaps,Those Blimp hangers they built?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:13 | 1373127 VogonPoet
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um, how about, for the lolz.

i loled.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:23 | 1373139 Rodent Freikorps
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Take a minute and soak up some culture, you fuckin heathens.

nacho's halo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0z2aqB9Swy0

 

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:27 | 1373148 Falling-Knife
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Thank You, incredible dancing.  Culture is cool.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:39 | 1373165 Rodent Freikorps
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Normally, I can't stand ballet, but that is awesome by any standard.

I'm glad you liked it.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:24 | 1373231 Yen Cross
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 NICE!

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 01:40 | 1373646 GoinFawr
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Two words RF: Black Swan. It's a 2010 movie, and if you haven't seen it I won't spoil it except to say that it certainly wasn't at all what I expected, but I was pleasantly surprised.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:58 | 1373191 ThoughtCriminal
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Hey, is that Rahm Emanuel in the back row?

(ballet = high class stip show)

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:15 | 1373218 Rodent Freikorps
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It actually wasn't originally scored to Beyonce, but it works very well.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:13 | 1373212 Tuco Benedicto ...
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Very nice Rodent.  Zero body fat and beautiful music.

 

I am Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez (a.k.a. the rat)

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:32 | 1373252 Yen Cross
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 thanks for the back up TUCO.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:26 | 1373143 Falling-Knife
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You can't tell me Military I T Forensics can't catch these guys as soon as they try to access.  It just sounds too 'set up'.  Too News worthy, it really seems 'staged'.  Especially doing this to the CIA; they own the internet...

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:09 | 1373207 cougar_w
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Unlikely. Not. Wasn't. And not they don't.

Anyone else like to try?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:53 | 1373290 Falling-Knife
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Glad you Know EVERYTHING !  You seem so sure--chances are you can't even write code.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:32 | 1373157 Hook Line and S...
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Yeah compadres, surf on over there now, just navigate your browser into a big ol bag of software installed on your computer, cookies, and sit back as the following eyes track your web movements after you've left.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:37 | 1373160 Seasmoke
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everyone here at ZH better start working on their smoke signal skills

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:54 | 1373184 ThoughtCriminal
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yep, only problem is you gonna have to pay tax on the CO2 emissions

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:35 | 1373259 Things that go bump
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I've looked for alternatives and find suggestions like ham radio and Citizen's band.  Talk about giant steps backwards. 

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:48 | 1373170 Use of Weapons
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Small aside:

 

There's been some chatter attempting to link LulzSec with the 25k BitCoin heist - if you do a tiny bit of digging, you spot that the thief sent exactly 9.11 BitCoin to the 'official' LulzSec donation account.

 

Now, boys & girls, do you think there's some nose wiggy-worthy stuff going on?

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:49 | 1373172 mbutler101
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interesting sidenote but nothing special. Kinda like Wikileaks big banking revelation...oh yeah there wasn't one.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:52 | 1373284 Absinthe Minded
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I hear you about Weakleaks.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:47 | 1373176 ThoughtCriminal
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"Kill switch" needed for the US government (in particular that located in DC). Seriously, what a mess our government has made out of us and the world (e.g. "bringing democracy to the world - with bombs and bullets?!). It's probably done more damage than the so-called "terrorists"(?)

"Kill switch" the US government!

 

 

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 20:55 | 1373185 Aristarchan
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Seems some Malaysian Government websites are under heavy attack....

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:00 | 1373196 Aristarchan
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And...could just be the Malaysian Gov trying to establish relevant importance..."see, they attacked Micheal's....and now us."

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:06 | 1373209 cougar_w
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i loled

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:22 | 1373235 Yen Cross
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 You have an occasional Cat call. Junks are just part of the TERF.  

      Stay sharp!  Yen.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:30 | 1373245 ThoughtCriminal
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as a heathen, i prefer this high culture, just released April, '11

"Perform This Way"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUxXKfQkswE

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:35 | 1373258 Yen Cross
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 Lets talk charts!

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:43 | 1373268 Zadok
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Hi ZH-er’s,

I apologize in advance for the off-topic question however I have been moving and not available to respond in a timely manner. 

I saw this ZH post yesterday http://www.zerohedge.com/article/bill-gross-warning-operation-twist-coming-2-year  and was wondering if my understanding was correct.  Anyone who is knowledgeable, please help me if I am missing the point of this. 

From a 10,000 foot level, can you say that by sliding down the duration timeline of treasuries, that one is either orchestrating a currency blowup (default of some sort) or not really expecting to have to deal with the outcome of financing debt on a short time scale.  Having moved down from 30 year, to the 20, 10, etc and now to (rumored) the 2-3 year, could that infer that a currency re-valuation/re-introduction should be expected in, say 2 years, give or take a bit?  Here is to hoping that was clearly stated. 

I do appreciate ZH and the posters.  It has taken a bit to get adjusted to the fight club style but I appreciate the level of intelligence and observation reflected in the comments and articles. 

Zadok

 

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 23:35 | 1373484 JW n FL
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are you a chick or a fag? not that it matters but I was just curious.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnSixzVoApw

 

oops that 1st one was a miss click but enjoy the tune any way!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGtUplZkQno

 

that 2nd post was stolen from someone hear who likes to help chicks and fags, so you are in luck pussy.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 23:58 | 1373545 knukles
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Could you rephrase the question?
Better yet, just keep moving.

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:53 | 1373287 anynonmous
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and Friday the air-heads on CNBS and Bloomberg e.g. Margie Brennan, will be doing their best to show concern for the safety of the homeland (just in case a network type will take notice to extract them from their dismal life on a 'finance network = afterall it worked Airin though I am not certain that landing at CNN is exactly Valhellah  )

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 21:59 | 1373292 anynonmous
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good news

 

CIA flikr photo stream is up

http://www.flickr.com/photos/ciagov

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 22:12 | 1373320 Tunga
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Nathan Hale went behind the enemy lines disguised as a Dutch Schoolmaster. He successfully penetrated the British in New York. He recovered very important military information.

 

The yellow fringed flag and Nathan Hale are back  up and running BAU @ CIA.gov. Just FYI. Hale graduated from Yale and was hanged by the British. 

Wed, 06/15/2011 - 23:58 | 1373540 Caveman93
Thu, 06/16/2011 - 00:27 | 1373585 dark pools of soros
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Tyler, stop posting about lulzsec.. it's just showing badly the majority of your commentors..  worse than any DDoS attack on your site, talking about hackers just uprooted the vocal majority's ignorant fear as their only core thought pattern

 

next April fools Tyler, you have to act like the CIA took over ZH ever since they killed Marla..  just to end these fools with sudden death from shock

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 07:44 | 1373840 Tunga
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Took over? But... Didn't...? Wasn't....? Couldn't...? Nooo! 

Yes.

Differential equations indeed. You would miss me! Maybe. A little?

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 05:16 | 1373748 Yen Cross
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 Lets work this Maui Special. Onions are DEEP! 

 

             Yen Cross

Thu, 06/16/2011 - 09:57 | 1374214 Zymurguy
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The FBI/CIA/NSA/etc. ownz the gaming market, teh social networks and internet pron you dopeheads.  They've engineered them to be an incredibly digitially addictive drug.

LULZ knows... that's why their attacking both realmz... it's all teh same you phukers.

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