M.A.D. - Meet Nuclear Fission

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And so Olli Rehn, piggybacking on all the recent nuclear hysteria, takes Mutual Assured Destruction to a whole new mushroom cloud level:

  • REHN SAYS A DEBT RESTRUCTURING COULD CAUSE A 'CHAIN REACTION'

This is better known as "MAD - Fission" Fusion

And some other exercises in MADdening:

  • STRAUSS-KAHN SAYS GREEK GOVERNMENT `HAS BEEN VERY BOLD'
  • STRAUSS-KAHN SAYS IMF AID TO IRELAND, PORTUGAL `WILL WORK'
  • REHN SAYS CANNOT SEE PRIVATE SECTOR INVOLVEMENT IN DEBT RESTRUCTURING UNDER CURRENT FRAGILE SITUATION IN EUROPE

But, but, the recession ended 9 months ago? Unless of course those wily NBER "economists" were only keeding...

Yet this one is FTMFW:

  • STRAUSS-KAHN OBAMA BUDGET PLAN `GOES IN RIGHT DIRECTION'

$300 million in cuts on $20 trillion in deficits... Can excel even calculate that?